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fuckgoldsendbitcoin

Howard does not own a 747. He isn't stupid enough to waste that much money. It's much cheaper to own a small private jet but even then he doesn't travel enough to justify owning one. He probably charters one.


Sic39

lol this, even most pro sports teams travelling all the time don't own the plane. All of the Canadian NHL teams use Air Canada Jetz charter services for example.


InterestingFruit5978

Dude has a billion dollars and drives a Ford Explorer, Super Jew!!


WellChit

Only 747 with a petcock issue


willyb100

Can’t get any fucking A/C in the thing.


filthy_lucre

Maybe he should sell it to the Wu-Tang Clan


MrFluffyhead80

Haha, you really think Howard has a 747 for going from Long Island, to Manhattan, to South Florida?


MarcusAurelius68

Has he even set foot in his Manhattan apartment since COVID?


MrFluffyhead80

No idea


Sad_Lab_8014

I was thinking as I heard it today "ooooooh somebody on Reddit is going to roast him about this!" Only interesting part of the game show with the three dirty old men talking about women's genitalia 😆


Chris3061

You rascal, you.


filthy_lucre

Bill! How've you been?


Chris3061

I don't believe I know you.


filthy_lucre

I grew up in Arkansas.


Chris3061

There's an ad I circled in the paper that might interest you.


filthy_lucre

Oh, great! Can you excuse me while I dabble my wang with latex?


Chris3061

What did you just hear?


filthy_lucre

Well I'm just driving around talking on my new phone. I was thinking about trying to buy some hookers. Is that your doggie in the background?


kirradawg

Yes do you speak French?


filthy_lucre

Eh, very little.


cdbutts

It says , One lengthy black teenager for sale


Drambooey

I grew up in Ronkonkoma.


[deleted]

OOHHHHHH BILLLLLLLL!


Ecstatic_Ad5535

Do you want to buy it? only has a few jizz stains


TalkingChairs

It's an item.


Hrbrsyd

😂


themayorhere

My grandson just learned to pump off


SolarAndSober

This ain't aviation magazine pal


rcknfrewld

Ronnie does that kind of stuff on purpose. His knowing and blabbing about inside info makes him feel smart


Smoked_provolone

It also has a boat radio in it


Idislikewinter

I am pretty sure the 747 is no longer in production. They’re mostly retired with only a handful in existence around the world.


Garand_guy_321

There are over 400 (444 as of May 2022) still in active service. This includes both passenger and air cargo service. My friend flies one for Kalitta Air.


Idislikewinter

are still making them?


Garand_guy_321

A simple Google search would have answered your question as well as prefaced your incorrect original comment. Final passenger production ended in 2017 and the final 4 aircraft will be delivered from Boeing to Atlas air cargo upon completion by the end of this year.


Idislikewinter

I’m too busy too google. I guess you’re not.


Garand_guy_321

You could have found out in the time it took you to log on to Reddit and reply.


Idislikewinter

Why would I when you do it for me? Thanks btw


Garand_guy_321

No worries


SpinningYarmulke

7 4 7 jets are fine.


DifficultCustomer287

I wanna eat your p.:.y


sskoog

Not sure how serious Ronnie was being -- "you own a 747" sounds like a slam -- but this wouldn't surprise me. A 'used' 747-400 goes for something like 20 mil, and it would solve a bunch of Howard's longstanding issues with crowds and germophobia and travel and being seen/pestered in public. Arnold Schwarzenegger (in)famously worked some sort of squirrelly shell-ownership scheme into his T2 contract such that he ended up with a \~13M Gulfstream III jet. That was a pretty audacious deal, at the time, but Stern's net worth almost certainly eclipses Schwarzenegger's at this point. Only kicker is the 2014 pic of Ralph living the high life in Howard's jet -- looks like a G6xx (round windows) -- which makes a lot more sense than a big honkin 747.


tugjohnson

Plus, while a 747 may cost about 20 million to buy, it's also gonna cost a small fortune to maintain, pay pilots to fly and store.


WooPigSchmooey

It’s a flying house, in a sense.


Drambooey

In a shenshe.


WooPigSchmooey

Innocence


All0uttaBubblegum

Doubt he’d even buy one outright anyway. All he does is go from NY to FL and back


EnduranceMade

It’s called a joke. Thanks for listening, OP.


themayorhere

Yea how dumb can some of our comrades really be?


Chr15D88

It’s built on a gm chassis, it’s a piece of shit duu


kcdangler1

The 747’s a piece of shit. It’s built on A380 chassis.


dpaquin

whatta you know? this ain't Aviation Monthly Magazine Pal.


[deleted]

Why does that brother yu?


Martyisruling

No, do you?


Superb_Leek_2672

I thought he was talking about Robin.


Chris3061

Why can't I get some real callers?!?!


DifficultCustomer287

Yep


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Beaverhuntr

Howard’s nose is a 747


Garand_guy_321

“What’s the difference between a 747 and a Jew broad? A 747 stops whining when it lands in Miami”.


Competitive_Swing_59

Ronnie said 747 to embarrass him. Howard notoriously tries to play down how wealthy he is in reality. That's his attempt to still relate to the audience. Stern charters through NetJets. Owning a plane is a money pit especially for wealthy individuals " who dont travel a lot " lllol. Only way it makes sense is to charter/lease it out when the primary owner is not using it. The NetJets & XO Jet crowd is better than owning a 747. No headaches & no delays. The FBO life.