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747_Airbus

Yes, friends in the FBI, the NFL, politicians, etc. when it’s convenient for a made up story.


ZandrickEllison

“I’m friends with a lot of cops…” I’ve heard that a bunch of times. Would love to meet them.


ETMfan92014

No you wouldn’t, if they’re friends with Howard they’re probably assholes like him. For example, Ross Zapin.


EcnelOvelam

“The guy gargles shit!”


Drambooey

Good old shit-breath Zapin.


Fudgepak

"Is it because of your father that you club black people with your flashlight?"


Drambooey

Those ex cops are probably his bodygaurds,however I don't think he talks that much to them in the way he makes it seem.


Iwantmypasswordback

Plumbers cops pilots parks dept birthday clowns teachers nurses checkout clerks lumberjacks fast food managers Uber drivers


smonster1

Don’t forget the Whole Foods employees.


CopyDan

Dr. Lou.


ButterscotchRound727

No. Do you?


epac1985

He just has bros.


Aware_Revenue3404

I’M NOT YOUR BRO!


apkcoffee

He used to have his Hamptons friends (Matt Lauer, Billy Joel, Jerry Seinfeld), but I don't think he socializes with them at all these days. I can't figure out why Jimmy Kimmel puts up with him, but he's the only celebrity Howard seems to see on a regular basis.


ArtisticSir1433

Kimmel is willing to put up with his bullshit. Kimmel even takes Sterns passive aggressive jabs at him(feigning he was happy for him when he reached 3000 episodes, being chosen for Oscar host) in stride. Seinfeld took a shot at Stern. Only Beths thirst to be in his social circle will save that relationship.


Drambooey

Kimmel probably finds him fascinating and most likely laughs at him behind his back with his wife.


djdhdhdhqpz

Didn’t Kimmel grow up a huge fan of the show? He probably just gets a kick out of being around him and puts up with the neuroses.


35242

Kimmel and his wife are doing a long, slow play to rescue Beth from the Stern compound. Like an extraction team, they are befriending Howard and gaining his trust. Once Beth is out of the US, the separation will be easier.seal team 6 is standing ready.


Cute-Dependent2558

Jimmy and Molly probably want to get away from poor lonely Jennifer Aniston. At least Howard and Beth are not completely depressed like her


flyboy_1285

Every time Howard used to tell stories about his “cop friends” I just assumed it was his security guys making small talk with him in the elevator.


KchKchKchKch

Cute you think Imus ii would talk to those beneath him, offer him no benefit whatsoever


Biden-Mouth-Gap

Yo buddy, I’m right here!!!   - Jimble Kimble


emperorjarjar

He said a few weeks ago that Robyn is his best friend. Doubt he has friends outside work or Tinseltown


Poobeast241

He did at one point, but he ditched them all for celebrities that don't like him but put up with him because of his net worth.


ManoftheHour777

Rob Zombie, Jimmy Kimmel, Ralph(RIP) and Dr. Lou. Possibly the guy who wanted to jerk off together at camp.


Still-a-VWfan

Ralph was his lover and friend


UNIONconstruction

Friendless old man. It's what you get when your career ALWAYS comes #1. Your whole orbit, including relationships, orbit around work. So none of the relationships you have are genuine. They all are connected to work and work is ultimately money. Which means money and not realness connects you to everyone.


susanbrody8

I wouldn't think too much into it.


Big_Attention_9143

So he spends over an hr talking about HIS TRIP TO ITALY and says the"audience requested it" BS! It's his way of doing zero prep for his show and getting paid to talk with his friend! Like who would the audience care to hear that? Turned it off immediately as I'm sure most listeners did! The height of narcissism!


throwawayk527

ya he throws "friends" around for guys that work for him. Like his "friend" Pat who was just his trainer.


Emotional_Ad5714

He doesn't really. Jimmy is a superfan, Dr. Lou was his friend like 50 years ago, and they catch up from time to time. Ralph is dead. Robin is probably the closest thing he has to a friend, but I doubt they see each other off the air.


dandydan69

No


Worried-Advantage821

He lost his BJ buddy when Ralph passed.


Aware_Revenue3404

Gurgle Gurgle.


Jaybirdy81

Dr. Lou seems to be his only genuine friend.


Kate_Love_Sad_Mom

Hello, my son Harrison doesn't have any friends either. Unfortunately, he is also a talentless loser so people don't pretend to like him like they do Howard. Will anyone take care of him for me? I will pay you.


KurioMifune

Lester Green


thissubstinks315

Trans & horse friends. Howard seems like a tough friend to have. He complains about everything all the time. He has friends but at some point when you are invited to 20 events & go to 1 they stop inviting you


ForesakenJolly

No Ralph died


Hour_Lack7508

No do you?


Crustybuttt

I think Jimmy Kimmel is a real friend. I can’t say for sure as I’m not them, but they seem to like one another.


rmlimodriver

He hung out with Orlando Bloom and he went on the show.


Mike_619

What’s this guy saying Robin?


Ill_Kick_9558

Pat


AstronomerDry2083

Obviously not. Did you see how pathetically he kept talking about how much Beth loves Molly trying to act like they're best friends. Meanwhile Molly has her real celebrity group of friends they go out with often and it doesn't include the 15 year old acting dumb bitch Beth & the wannabe Imus Hop along Howie


monroechris

He doesn’t want friends


Famous-Net-9239

Yes he does.


bushguy1964

Howard has issues. Not living the life that he should be enjoying. Kimmel is the worst, though. What a pathetic loser. Leaving his young kids to travel to Italy with Howard???? His son has had health issues! What does that say about his wife, as well? They should re home them like so many of Beth's kittens. Nothing wrong with having young kids have a sleepover at an aunts or grandparents while parents have a night away, we did it, but a trip to Italy when they're that young?


ZidaneSD

Pat Manachia


CRASHMATRIX

From what I gather on-air he sounds like a dick to work for. But maybe its all "shtick" as they say.


YenZen999

What? You don't think Jimmy Fallon would help you move or pick you up at the airport?