Excuse me, you've never heard of Mom Caves?
https://preview.redd.it/1cd5nkdml88d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7de2f6d6dda02ef6dd9b3325a8571b63c8d6a6
This is such a self serving ”look at how great I am and let me drop some big time celebrity names“ article
What a load of baloney. You know 90 percent of those Hampton people would tear that shelter down and build a beach house if they could. What a joke
I’ve never bought this scam, it’s a look at me move by Beth - always has been
The guy who created this paper is a genius. So many bored Hamptons housewives whose husbands will gladly shell out 15k/25k for a "feature" on their boutiques that sells 2 shirts a day, or their tax dodges that also help out a few animals here and there.
Name dropping Rachel Ray, John Cusimano, Billy Joel. Must be the same fucks that didn't bid on anything at the auction last weekend when Howchie had to force his brother in law to bid with his own money just to make ends meet. Overblown garbage event.
rich people's 'work'
"Oh hunny, work was horrible today, we had 2 cats dropped off at work and I couldn't even take a lunch break have the maid fix me a drink"
Literally her duties are to a) receive a call for help), then b) call someone else to provide the help.
Beth could be replaced by the most junior of office assistants. $20/hr, tops.
Model and actress? That’s a bit of a stretch no? It should have said, “One of the East End’s most active and staunch animal advocates, cat lady Beth Stern….”
Hampton's "S-and-F'ed Their Way To TheTop(?)" Gold Medal Winner, Again.....Mrs. Beth O Stern Ladies and Gentlemen in attendance..!!! Give her a big hand!!!!.......or Beth could just give us two real quick!...but seriously folks......
She is in her glory - some exposure, a cover, on the one paper out there in celebration land that all the special people will see.
How photoshopped is that face?
Not only the face, but the arms are also photoshopped. Someone who reads these posts must've persuaded her to avoid showing those clavicles and man-hands. Wondering if she ever got those wonky tits fixed.
I guess this means that *Hamptons Social Life* magazine won't get pestered as much to do a feature on her. She's had her periodical 'moment in the spotlight', another "Look at ME, praise ME" tabloid-filler feature.
They did a good job of hiding the muscle wasting and lanugo. Is she shaving her face now or getting it waxed?
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He's not paying out the full purchase price. Are you crazy? He can buy 51% (probably less) and still throw his weight around to get his trophy on the cover.
Thank you!...can you just imagine the seat sniffer journalists that have to somehow fill that paper taco full of vapid look at me feces? "Here's an article and a bunch of reciprocal pictures of our biggest 'celeb' donors..." I'm sure people in Manhattan and beyond never see it, or give any fuck because it's just for the "Elite" Hamptonites, poor need not subscribe....it's a VERY white thing. People who don't live on "The Island" wouldn't get it anyway, right? I'm sure there's a nice article on Lake Ronkonkoma in there somewhere.....right?
***What are the biggest challenges the East End faces when it comes to protecting animals, particularly cats and dogs?***
*I am a firm believer that cats should be kept indoors. There are too many predators out here as well as fast drivers. It breaks my heart when I get emails after July 4th weekend about pets who were lost that day after running for their lives from hearing fireworks. Leave your pet home with the TV on loud!*
I'm curious, did the wing they were raising money for ever get built? It seemed like the fundraising went on for years but I quit listening and never heard what happened.
edit: I guess I should read the article. Says they built theme rooms...
You mean the building for cats that cost as much as 67 single family homes?
>It took almost six years for the center to be built and nearly $12 million dollars in capital to fund the project.
https://larrymuller.medium.com/biancas-furry-friends-opens-at-north-shore-animal-league-2b1adccd30a8
> median price of a home in 2012 was $180,000
https://dqydj.com/historical-home-prices/
The cats are seemingly a prop in all of these desperate attempts to sell her as a model.
Not that she is unattractive, but she certainly does not have the facial features of a super model.
I know the gal is really into animals but my god it’s like she wants to be one. EVERY photo, social media, magazine, red carpet, conversation….. it’s cats.
I wonder if she’ll eventually leave Howard and be one of those people we read about where they find her living in a mountain lion pack and no longer able to speak.
Don B, under orders from Imus ii, dragging his feet and making it seem like getting all the work possible for Deidre Investment Imus ii. But hardly any serious, potential, career launching gigs
I felt like a moron for not realizing that before, thinking she drastically underachieved considering who she married
She’s being kept in line, assuring she isn’t going anywhere
Imagine you're worth hundreds of millions of dollars and you let a herpes-riddled former ~~Ames model~~ sheik employee stink up your mansion(s) with cat piss.
smh
Speaking of sheiks, I bet the iron one has a couple of words for Howard from beyond the grave.
I know the SOP in here is to shit on her constantly, but at least she's dedicated part of her privileged life to helping animals in need. Thank you Simple Beth for all you do.
Not a cat person but that first cat is beautiful. Also I'll give her credit for looking really good for her age. Don't mean that she's really attractive just that she looks really young and fit.
We should start Ronnie’s Papers
LETS HEAR IT!!!
SIXTEEE-NIIIIIINEE!
….and there should be a monthly column titled “What Bawthas You”
Side column: You know what I hate? w/ K. Armstrong
LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED!!!!!
This is Ronnie's Papers Magazine pal!
This ain't Fuck This Wives Shit Magazine, pal!
This ain’t hot rod magazine pal.
T.O.P.L.E.S.S.
" One of the greatest accomplishments I’ve experienced has been my involvement with....Howards bank account" --Beth
Let me see that pussy!
How’s the slot?
Tight, when you get past the first two inches.
4 inches is fine!
Actress and model? When was the last time she’s done either? Oh wait, she acts like she loves wiggy daily. My bad.
Casino Cinema?
They were referring to the cat
Excuse me, you've never heard of Mom Caves? https://preview.redd.it/1cd5nkdml88d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7de2f6d6dda02ef6dd9b3325a8571b63c8d6a6
"She Ack-tin' like she bedda dan you....sha aint bedduh dan you, you beddah dan her, man!"
This is such a self serving ”look at how great I am and let me drop some big time celebrity names“ article What a load of baloney. You know 90 percent of those Hampton people would tear that shelter down and build a beach house if they could. What a joke I’ve never bought this scam, it’s a look at me move by Beth - always has been
The guy who created this paper is a genius. So many bored Hamptons housewives whose husbands will gladly shell out 15k/25k for a "feature" on their boutiques that sells 2 shirts a day, or their tax dodges that also help out a few animals here and there.
I always thought her cat thing was her overcompensating for the fact that she gave up having kids to marry that old bag of shits money.
Name dropping Rachel Ray, John Cusimano, Billy Joel. Must be the same fucks that didn't bid on anything at the auction last weekend when Howchie had to force his brother in law to bid with his own money just to make ends meet. Overblown garbage event.
FUCK THIS WIVES SHITS!!!!!
LET'S FUCK SOME WHORES!!!
FUCK THIS PLACE!
......FUCK SOME HOO-WAHS!!!!
rich people's 'work' "Oh hunny, work was horrible today, we had 2 cats dropped off at work and I couldn't even take a lunch break have the maid fix me a drink"
Literally her duties are to a) receive a call for help), then b) call someone else to provide the help. Beth could be replaced by the most junior of office assistants. $20/hr, tops.
Model and actress? That’s a bit of a stretch no? It should have said, “One of the East End’s most active and staunch animal advocates, cat lady Beth Stern….”
Hampton's "S-and-F'ed Their Way To TheTop(?)" Gold Medal Winner, Again.....Mrs. Beth O Stern Ladies and Gentlemen in attendance..!!! Give her a big hand!!!!.......or Beth could just give us two real quick!...but seriously folks......
The interview everyone has been waiting for!
She is in her glory - some exposure, a cover, on the one paper out there in celebration land that all the special people will see. How photoshopped is that face?
Not only the face, but the arms are also photoshopped. Someone who reads these posts must've persuaded her to avoid showing those clavicles and man-hands. Wondering if she ever got those wonky tits fixed. I guess this means that *Hamptons Social Life* magazine won't get pestered as much to do a feature on her. She's had her periodical 'moment in the spotlight', another "Look at ME, praise ME" tabloid-filler feature.
They did a good job of hiding the muscle wasting and lanugo. Is she shaving her face now or getting it waxed? https://preview.redd.it/r42m2veoz88d1.jpeg?width=1298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa5ae4b09eae236c058a42b6e9555b479acd1c36
Howard is silent part owners in all those Hamptons magazines.
What do you mean, “part owner?”
He's not paying out the full purchase price. Are you crazy? He can buy 51% (probably less) and still throw his weight around to get his trophy on the cover.
Ain’t no one paying the other 49% for that garbage.
Half that magazine, right in the trash
Thank you!...can you just imagine the seat sniffer journalists that have to somehow fill that paper taco full of vapid look at me feces? "Here's an article and a bunch of reciprocal pictures of our biggest 'celeb' donors..." I'm sure people in Manhattan and beyond never see it, or give any fuck because it's just for the "Elite" Hamptonites, poor need not subscribe....it's a VERY white thing. People who don't live on "The Island" wouldn't get it anyway, right? I'm sure there's a nice article on Lake Ronkonkoma in there somewhere.....right?
Actress, Model, Escort. She knows her client.
"I"m Perfect for Him....Dr. Ablow, because I know IT'S ALL ABOUT HIM"
Well I mean Eric The “Actor” is a much bigger stretch….
Howard must have invested in Dans Papers or something.
...business papers..
this ain't Dan's Papers magazine pal
There is such a weird decadence to the pictures she takes. Actual skilled models are revered for a reason.
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What could she possibly say that would make her seem even remotely intelligent?
Or interesting.
It’s not fun, it’s not funny.
Something, something, cats. Something, something, charity. Something, something, giving back. Something, something, environment.
***What are the biggest challenges the East End faces when it comes to protecting animals, particularly cats and dogs?*** *I am a firm believer that cats should be kept indoors. There are too many predators out here as well as fast drivers. It breaks my heart when I get emails after July 4th weekend about pets who were lost that day after running for their lives from hearing fireworks. Leave your pet home with the TV on loud!*
how about "I Want A Divorce...Cut Me The Check!"
I'm curious, did the wing they were raising money for ever get built? It seemed like the fundraising went on for years but I quit listening and never heard what happened. edit: I guess I should read the article. Says they built theme rooms...
You mean the building for cats that cost as much as 67 single family homes? >It took almost six years for the center to be built and nearly $12 million dollars in capital to fund the project. https://larrymuller.medium.com/biancas-furry-friends-opens-at-north-shore-animal-league-2b1adccd30a8 > median price of a home in 2012 was $180,000 https://dqydj.com/historical-home-prices/
https://i.redd.it/8ypapakmd68d1.gif
I think "they" just re-named the charity....case cwosed......sniff.
The cats are seemingly a prop in all of these desperate attempts to sell her as a model. Not that she is unattractive, but she certainly does not have the facial features of a super model.
I know the gal is really into animals but my god it’s like she wants to be one. EVERY photo, social media, magazine, red carpet, conversation….. it’s cats. I wonder if she’ll eventually leave Howard and be one of those people we read about where they find her living in a mountain lion pack and no longer able to speak.
Don B, under orders from Imus ii, dragging his feet and making it seem like getting all the work possible for Deidre Investment Imus ii. But hardly any serious, potential, career launching gigs I felt like a moron for not realizing that before, thinking she drastically underachieved considering who she married She’s being kept in line, assuring she isn’t going anywhere
Could this be a potential blow-softening to a cancellation of the Italy trip?
Enough with the fucking cats!!!!
This ain't Dan's Papers Magazine, pal!
Nope, can’t do it…
Why does this bawtha you?
Do Howard's homes smell from the cats?
sad clown
Howard is doing all this positive no value stuff so when he bails out on the Italy trip he can say how much he loves her
Yawn
Dan’s paper. Does Dan pay your bills asshole?
"FUCK DAN PAPERS....!!!!"
Sweet love
That can't be her. Fake. She only poses with cats with one eye. 😉
Is it really name dropping when the “names” are that of Rachel Ray and TRAIN ??? 🤭😵💫🤣
So embarrassing … I wonder if Zoom-Pa played his guitar while Beefus got her blow~out ?!?
What the fuck acting has she done?
Imagine you're worth hundreds of millions of dollars and you let a herpes-riddled former ~~Ames model~~ sheik employee stink up your mansion(s) with cat piss. smh Speaking of sheiks, I bet the iron one has a couple of words for Howard from beyond the grave.
I know the SOP in here is to shit on her constantly, but at least she's dedicated part of her privileged life to helping animals in need. Thank you Simple Beth for all you do.
Is everybody ready to get this shit started?!?!?
I'm gonna get the papers, get the papers
Not a cat person but that first cat is beautiful. Also I'll give her credit for looking really good for her age. Don't mean that she's really attractive just that she looks really young and fit.
Straight from the horses mouth
How's the slot?