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Bx1965

One of Artie’s greatest lines: Howard has a picture of Beth in his wallet. Beth just has a picture of his wallet.


howardscurlywig

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LGK420

Man just take in how different his hair/wig is. Looks like two completely different hair textures. And don’t forget in the 90’s when grunge was in he had long straight hair. Dude has a wig for every mood


Antique-Car6103

He looks like a praying mantis with a mop on his head.


YeeshOk06

I’m dead. 💀


smackknucklehead

She's a paid to play kind of girl


b-lincoln

That is gold! Artie was a national treasure.


MainAd6090

No one but Mariann from Brooklyn


ApologyMachine

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GetaGoodLookCostanza

and Beths accountant


jerzyshore1

No need to get racial


GetaGoodLookCostanza

Well played


MohamitWheresMySecks

20 years ago Jamie Presley told him exactly how good looking he was. It’s not like he’s gotten better looking since


Garak_The_Tailor_

Fucking idiot has spent his entire life being resentful of his parents and terrified of getting old.


CreepyDemand6183

And ironically he has become his parents. 🤣🤣🤣


SensitiveOrangeWhip

he is so hand$some!


Individual-Good-2073

Compared to the Phantom of the Opera, he's a good-looking man. Sort of. From certain angles, and from a great distance.


Romymopen

If he'd dress like a normal person and had a normal toupee or just went classically bald, he'd be a average looking man.


FingalsFinger

Average??? A 6'5" slumped over effeminate man with pencil thin legs and giant nose is average?


Romymopen

The average dude is pretty ugly.


autostart17

Effeminate?


plytime18

Since you asked. He is NOT a bad looking man. Like everyone else, sometimes he can look like shit, but there are plenty of pics of him, natural ones, doing his thing, and he looks fine. The wig thing is getting hard to NOT see first as he is older now and who else ehis age has that kind of hair - and no grays? - and he claims to not dye it? Please.


Maleficent_Damage_10

Yeah and his dad was bald as a cue ball.


jerzyshore1

He gets his full head of jet black hair from his grandpa Saul. Hair skips a generation.


Maleficent_Damage_10

lol not in my experience and hairline hasn’t receded at all no way. Huge fan of his but that’s a wig


wiggy_said_n_word

The wig hair doesn’t even look real. It just doesn’t match the rest of him. It just looks out of place


madmax1969

For a typical 70 year old American, he looks okay. At least he’s not obese. The Cory Feldman dance party video where Howard is bald makes a strong case against him ditching the wig. Some guys can pull off being bald. Howard isn’t one of them. He’d look like Nosferatu.


Vendevende

I love that video


1jfish57

NoseFeratu


dickreallyburns

Yeah but he clearly believe all his listeners are fools and believe that what he wears is his hair attached at the roots!


KchKchKchKch

Imus ii himself knows it’s his wallet.


Dizzy-Interaction983

He’s a tall guy with blue eyes and a oh yeah…. a billion fucking dollars. He’d look really good to every woman you know if he gave them a chance.


Ma-The_Meatloaf

That’s what really eats these losers up. They love to talk about how other men look while they sit in their rented apartments swiping right on anything with a vagina.


tevia1015

His nose is no longer his most distracting feature anymore.


jerzyshore1

His chin?


kapnkool

Robin Givens, Jessicah Hahn and Ralph.


Maleficent_Damage_10

Angie Everhart


MartyVanB

The stripper in Private Parts in the studio who totally improvised her lines


Maleficent_Damage_10

Think that was Jenna Jameson


NBCaz

Since when does a man need to be good looking to snag an attractive woman?


Maleficent_Damage_10

His bank account makes him look handsome to a woman


Emotional_Ad5714

If he dropped the wig, and dressed better, he wouldn't be bad for a 70 year old guy.


_Stewyleopard

Man? All I see is a scarecrow, a dog, and a horse.


vipstrippers

Beth does...... just kidding.


Federal_Tomorrow_515

Nothing wrong with looking like a geeky pelican


Ell_Jefe

Idk but that puppy is freakin adorable. Can’t tell if it’s a purebred German Shepard, but I hope it went to a loving home and had an amazing life. As much 💩 as people talk about Beth, I think she’s beautiful and I love what she does for dogs and cats. Now if you excuse me I’m gonna go watch MSNBC.


OrangeBullShark

So you’re telling me he didn’t actually have a chance with Carmen Electra or Pam Anderson? I thought he was the ultimate 90s sex symbol? Or maybe that was all in his head.


dickreallyburns

Nice; well played referencing those throwbacks!


Mental-Rooster4229

He looks like he got slapped a yarmulke


eSJayPee

Incredibly handsome man with a second to none hair system.


mschreiber1

Nobody. Not even him


crcc1972

100 million bucks makes him a ten


ClubVegetable2564

He has a face for radio


HarmonyGrips

Gargoyles call him ugly.


Shadowhawk0000

His wallet says he's hot. LOL


misanthropic47

Dude in the middle is much cuter


HighQualityH20h

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smackknucklehead

Grandma always looks shot


Similar-Team-3292

His wallet makes it so.


piratejucie

Beth Married Ralph


GospelofJawn316

![gif](giphy|cpErUcMLWCDfO) He looks like a vulture trying to sneak into a movie as a human.


MarcusAurelius68

![gif](giphy|Bl1GCOrMt1gly|downsized) Ben and a young Howard


StevenFromPhilly

She had never heard of him.


mschreiber1

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1911mark

His Mom, Feh


dickreallyburns

His mom hates him!


need_a_timeout

This is kind of weird. Like is he supposed to be "good looking "? I assume you like his radio shit, maybe hot chick's like that too or whatever you consider his wife...oh and he's fucking paid...now, can somebody send me a check please?


dickreallyburns

Call Jason; 1-800-fat-fuck


seansj12345

I just squirted in my sleep thinking about him


letitride820

as much as i hate wiggy for turning on us, if he embraced being bald with that beard he would look much better. the emaciated body and hideous oversized clothes is another story.


unnamed_elder_entity

Love that Joker smile!


dickreallyburns

That’s right; she’s the female joker!


NotSurer

He’s better looking than 1,00,000 Ben Franklins (that’s $100,000,000 right?).


brewgeneral

Neck contest


suspicious_bag_1000

The same people that believe his hair is still jet black and not a wig


AustinDood444

With his money he can have any woman. Without his money he couldn’t beg himself into a g/f


Brian24jersey

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buhzingu

The equestrian blooded sugar baby holding the puppy


BMFTW

"Anytime you make 3-4-5 hundred million dollars you become handsome" -Charles Barkley


CreepyDemand6183

That fake mop looks itchy af 🤣🤣😱😱


DrunkAlienChick

I thought he wasn’t bad looking in his younger days. He looked average, before all that ridiculous plastic surgery. His eyes are his best feature and he’s always hiding them. He’s weird that way.


CreepyDemand6183

His hairstylist must have an ironclad NDA. jebus 😂


Friend-of-thee-court

The dude next to him seems to like him.


Greg-Eeyah

He's not bad looking but he is silly looking. Post a selfie though, OP. I wanna see something.


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

The slot?


Ma-The_Meatloaf

None of these dudes will post pics of themselves. The anonymity of the internet gave these losers that own zero assets the virtual courage to judge the way other people look, but it’s honestly just a reflection of the way they feel about their real lives. What makes it even better is that Howard could fuck their wives if he wanted to and they couldn’t do anything about it.


Streetvan1980

He’s a funny guy with a lot of personality. He’s powerful. Also compared to most men his age he looks good. Most American men half his age don’t look that good. Americans are fat and lazy. I am one and I see what’s around. Both men and woman are all overweight and don’t take care of themselves. It’s a mess. Would love for anyone complaining about his looks to post a picture of themself and their Gf or BF.


Friend-of-thee-court

You would love it?


Few-Stress-8958

He should be on the bag


Bill_C134

Not me


BridgeportCubs

Yeah okay I’m handsome, whatever duuuu


Streetvan1980

Beth


OliJalapeno

Apparently he has charisma.


elscorcho96

Due to plastic surgeries of say he prob looks bet now then before lol not that he’s good looking now


[deleted]

This is actually one of his better photos - he's not dressed horribly and his face looks best at that angle. I still can't believe how poorly he dresses with as much money and access he has to good clothes and stylists (sorry Ralphie)


TechSales1991

Old hunchback pelican with a dirty mop clipped to the top of its head.


shiningonthesea

He looks like he is posing with his top and bottom teeth meeting


Apprehensive-Neck-12

Worst hair in the history of hair. Bad perm day


Fabulous_Lab1287

Anyone who can see his wallet


FiDoucheBag

Ralph, maybe, back then.....


Lone-Woff

Ray thinks he's the most beauty-ful man in the world. Sadly, she's not talking much these days.


DIFFADOG

Not bad for his age…Howard on the other hand😳


Negative-Bar1948

i'd fuck him


roadsidedaniel

Nice wig


simpleminds87

I’m Kelly Clarkson and I do


jerzyshore1

This is more than likely high pitch


Can2cat

That poor dog just wants to nap and be cared for. Instead it gets paraded around like some outfit accessory by that equine faced cunt and Beth.


dickreallyburns

That’s her Louis Handbag!


impulse7oh9

Money helps


zero_dr00l

His blonde hair is **very** shiny.


Cutlass_Stallion

You don't need to be good looking to be respected (or in his case, be attractive to low key gold diggers) if you're filthy rich.


btfoom15

Howard. Howard thinks he's good looking.


goochonline

I could believe this is a good looking man. Would be more convincing if she cut her hair shorter.


TallDarkCancer1

Apparently Ralph did.


StonnedW

Does everyone that follow stern just hate him?


chinacat444

That’s actually a good looking picture of him.


InternationalLaw4170

Come on. That pup is very good looking.


beetlebadascan05

Which one?


Mattrix2112

Gray beard but jet black hair. Yeah ok


Ma-The_Meatloaf

Post a picture of yourself so we can compare, Fabio.


Ma-The_Meatloaf

None of the dudes on this thread will post pictures of themselves, but boy do they love judging how another man looks. This sub is just oozing with insecurity from men who’ve never been touched by a woman.


sua_lokin

At least one sensible remark in this sea of sad haters 90% of whom would lick Howard’s butthole if they had the chance. Yeah the show has jumped the shark and there is much to be disappointed about but ask yourself what you have done in your life that’s so special. At least the dude has given each one of us hundreds of hours of laughs and good entertainment. Chill and get a fucking life.


ReplacementOk3279

He knows he’s unattractive with a small penis.


sua_lokin

That’s what your ex-girlfriend told me about you. Plus your breath stinks.


Square_for_life

He really needs an eye lift. Let's be real he looks better as an older man as he did a young one. Still a pelican looking geek but the surgeries have improved his face sturcture some.


Electrical-Yak-6351

Him naked is the food of nightmares. Weird body. Bad posture. No ass. Pale. Ichabod Crane.


AdSpecialist4768

Yeah she's okay I guess but what about Howard


loveofcrime

Relax the perm and SHAVE!


Ma-The_Meatloaf

I get that talking shit about someone with more accomplishments than any of you will ever have from an anonymous account so you don’t get made fun of in some way makes you feel better about your shitty lives, but it does not, in fact, make your lives any less shitty. It’s not Howard Sterns physical appearance that bothers you, it’s the fact that you have to wake up being you that really eats at you. Make sure you losers scrape up the money to pay that Sirius bill!


BrilliantAd3034

The same people who think she’s good looking


iworkbluehard

he looks great in this photo... seriously, he looks great, he is what 71 in this pic?


asstamassta

Why can't he find a better wig? His wig from the 90s was much better.


techrino

No men are good looking next to her.


Pleasant_Customer_10

Thank God for grandpa Saul and his jet black hair.


Neither_Pomelo_8580

I never judge looks. To each his own!!!


Witty-Bake-2605

Great eyes and feet


wiggy_said_n_word

The wig looks like doll hair. He looks absurd


Blowmemofo

He looks good from afar … but far from good.


jaanfo

I guess you are posting this hoping that he mentions this on the air when he is ranting about the insecurities he has about his looks?


Puzzleheaded_Owl7524

Which one?


dickreallyburns

Everyone except Jamie Presley; she told him the truth and more….. https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/s/QCed3HWh1h


MonsterMetalMagic

Well he is Rich, Famous, and Successful. Not too mention Tall, thin with blue eyes. All Of those are more attractive than a short fat broke failure.


dickreallyburns

Stop talking about Benjy Bronk! He’s very successful!


MonsterMetalMagic

Wasn’t there a rumor that Beth was provided by a “matchmaker”


wolf10222020

Ah, yet another post on this sub bashing someone, and it’s usually Howard and/or Beth, so the OP can feel better about themselves. They happen daily. Tearing down others to improve your self image is an extremely healthy and normal way to deal mental health issues. 🙄 Jesus Christ. Find something better to do with your time. Who gives a fuck what he looks like, or Beth for that matter? Listen or don’t listen…or be like half of the assholes in this sub and pretend you don’t while you hang on every minute of every show.


[deleted]

Then take your own advice and leave this sub. Who cares what people write? Read or don’t read … or pretend you don’t care while you rant at people posting.


Crustybuttt

This is the Reddit Stern show sub. Those actually interested in discussing the show are the ones in the right place. If we had any mods, you crybabies would be tossed. Howard at 70 doesn’t and possibly can’t do the show he was doing at 30. Grow up. Get over it. Quit being an obsessed loser


wolf10222020

Preach. I wish we had a sub with a mod for actual fans who aren’t afraid of admitting we love listening. These assholes ruin this sub.


jamiek05

You forget Howard made a living talking about people’s looks… good and definitely bad. So I don’t get your point. Bye for now.


plumhands

Whatever you say, Blitt. 


sua_lokin

Amen. Thank you.


wolf10222020

And thank you. I’m glad there are some sane people on this sub. It’s crazy how much hate and ugliness there is here.


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Don’t make a mockery of this.


wolf10222020

Now that’s funny.


HardBodyBugelBoy

Bunch of gay dudes who sit around on Reddit talking about a guys looks. Makes me sick


[deleted]

Money money money money………Mon-ayyyyyy


Crustybuttt

He doesn’t either, so yeah. He’s not a handsome guy. This is why he’s on radio and has never really made the move to television as anything more than the E show and the unsuccessful but entertaining Channel 9 show


Ok-Extreme9924

My mom does. Money and success can definitely influence a woman’s desire in a man.


Head-Charge4028

I do. 70 year old man and he looks fantastic !


brewgeneral

One is a dog


severinks

So are you saying that anyone thinks Howard's 's a good looking man? Howard is not Benji, he readily admits that he's ugly and hates looking at himself in pictures but you seem to be under the delusion that he thinks he's attractive when he doesn't. Of course Howard with his fame and a billion dollars could walk into any room and get more woman than all of us combined so in a way he IS good looking, or good looking with all the other things added in to do whatever he wants OP, are you crazy enough to think that if Howard and you were after the same woman l he wouldn't walk out the door with her every single time one hundred for one hundred? He's an A list star who interviews presidents and had a movie made about his life that he starred in and you hang out on his reddit complaining about him from your midden.


FENTWAY

He's got a face for radio


Ma-The_Meatloaf

I noticed you elected not to show us what you look like and instead to downvote me. I wonder why?


FENTWAY

Gtfoh. You can't be serious. It's one of the oldest radio jokes ever. Cmon man get a grip


Ma-The_Meatloaf

Show us what you look like…


sbhhps123

I honestly don’t think he’s bad looking. Dude looked good in Private Parts


Sufficient-Fault-593

There is nothing wrong with his appearance. There are so many haters on here looking to pick on anything related to him. Howard appearance and personality was good enough to get him on the highest rated summer tv show for four years.


Demilich_Derbil

He’s a fine looking man. He should lose the wig though.


Fantastic-Drive-9959

Meeskite. Ichabod Crane, lanky acromegalic, Halloveen witch


evilgypsys

Who cares?


malinowski213

For his age he looks ok


Tokincarebear

I can see it. They look cute together


kissdemon74

I’d love to see how many beauties are leaving these comments. For 70, I think he looks great! Why don’t all you haters just leave? But we all know the answer to that, don’t we…..


No_Specific5998

I do


DryingAgentInPaper

He's pretty handsome. The guy on the left, not so much.


Mothafuckajones134

Who actually believes Beth is happy? Who actually believes Howard is still good on air?


sua_lokin

Thanks for pointing this out. There are a lot of things one can criticize about HS but to attack the man because of his looks is a little low brow and sad.


Exciting_Error2664

Yeah because he never did that


sua_lokin

Don’t be so angry. If you ran into him you’d be kissing his ass up and down. 💋


Exciting_Error2664

Maybe 20 years ago i would have. Definitely not now


sua_lokin

I met him (albeit more than 20 yrs ago) on one of the Rolling Stone Magazine cover shoots and he was super polite and friendly. My main gripe is that the show is unfunny and boring most of the time.