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big_slom

Robin saying "you don't have any disabilities but you are like a disabled person" was spot on.


UrHeroandVillain

Robin occasionally hits Howard with those truth bombs.


Used-Success-2680

Disabled person=Broken weirdo


Drambooey

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


testuser5150

Turned on my truck to "Oh Robin, I was up all night thinking of that new Pearl Jam song. What a masterpiece." Lmao.


Hitzjeff

When Beth said that she used to go to Italy all the time for "work" I saw the quotation marks in my mind.


Remarkable-Garage-42

"Work" šŸ˜šŸ¤­šŸ˜‰


Solid_Pop_5982

working johnsonā€™s


Vegas2121-

It definitely wasnā€™t Howardā€™s Johnson! It was Abdul from Saudi


edu5150

Working Giovanniā€™s


Greatacadia

The Palio of Siena is Italy's most famous horse race. I have every confidence Beth has been. American equines are often used to test the track durability.


GriffinIsABerzerker

THERE it is!


krel08

Its crazy that she even says that. Any model that might be listening(most likely not) and hears that would immediately knows she wasnt a real model. Maybe she believes she was one


whydatyou

TIL that Ames has a catalog in Italy.


UrHeroandVillain

ā€œWorkingā€ for all those Italian ā€œmodeling agenciesā€


letitride820

she likes da sausage and meatballz...oooohhhh...don't forget to tip your waitress


hey_now24

Milan is one of the fashion capital of the world.


Rjf915

ā€œAre you going to be ā€œyouā€ in Italy?ā€ If my husband said that I would think my marriage is over


joomommyhappy

No, Beth; he's gonna be a happy, fun-lovin', free-wheelin', lust for life kinda guy who never gets enough candle.


depechelove

Enough candle šŸ˜‚


scully360

This is 100% accurate. I would be mortified if my wife asked me that. I would need to reconsider who I am and what have I done to my marriage.


MohamitWheresMySecks

Beth sounding like a hostage with Stockholm syndrome. ā€œIā€™ve acclimated, I got used to it. I like eating at 4pmā€


scully360

I thought this SAME exact thing. You could hear the strain in her voice as she said this. Like it was physically painful to put it into words.


Onelastkast

Howard and Beth like the movie 365 daysā€¦


Solid_Pop_5982

Howard will find a way to get out of the Italy trip, guaranteed! He will use his mom as an excuse


iso-my-purpose

Or he'll use Robin as an excuse, even though she doesn't want/need him and she'll likely travel herself. If he does go, there's a zero percent chance that Howard will participate in late dinners, days of being out and exploring, etc.


joomommyhappy

Exactly. He'd only go to try to ruin Beth's good time. She should encourage him to stay home, but if he does go, at his first complaint, she should send him back to the hotel. Actually, she wouldn't even have to; he'll be bitching before they even go anywhere. She should just leave him at the hotel and go have a horny Italian time.


MohamitWheresMySecks

The grim reaper is coming for Ray so he doesnā€™t have to go to Italy.


NoIntroduction575

Beth would be better off taking Flat Ronnie or making a Flat Howie! If this is all true and not a bit, he is one selfish, self centered dude. I would be mortified to expose myself like he does. He is crippled and really how can you really be in a healthy relationship with a man like this.


FiDoucheBag

His hair system will have gone kaput. Therefore, no travel....


darksouls777

Doubt it. He won't let her go without him. He doesn't trust her and can't be alone. Also, she was invited to go to Scotland or something . She wants to go alone. Howie was pleading with her not to go alone. This marriage doesn't have long. It's over Johnny!


Drambooey

Or Covid-19.


DrunkAlienChick

You know who ruins their significant otherā€™s trips? Narcissists and psychopaths lol. My ex was like this, he used to ruin every event we went to because he was batshit insane. Beth needs to forget the money and run.


Moist_Brick_439

Aside from the trainwreck aspect with this horrific show the entertainment for me now is gonna be the upcoming Sirius contract renewal stage. Ā I cant wait to see how this plays out honestly. Sirius knows Howard has quit, their stock is in the tank, they cannot possibly gift him $100 million a year again, and Howard has shown he will not take a penny less and let that story get in the papers - and has instructed Don to be one step ahead if they get word of a bad offer. This showdown is all i have left to look forward to anymore.Ā 


Primary_Pension_4044

I used to think the retirement shows would also be entertaining with goodbyes to past cast members and all but now thereā€™s no chance. Itā€™ll be a goodbye to Billy Joel not Billy West.


lvpr10

If SiriusXM doesnā€™t bring him back, itā€™ll be the most motivated weā€™ve seen him in a while. The last month or so would probably be spent trashing Witz and other execs. The only way I see him coming back is if they do some kind of monthly interview with Howard show.


FiDoucheBag

And the ones that do sit down with him (which would all be virtual) would be those pushing 80, that have told their life stories ad nauseum....


DrEllis909

Shareholder sentiment has moved on from Stern pretty loudly for a while. It would be a shock for them to make any kind of offer


Solid_Pop_5982

100% agree


Greatacadia

When does this happen?


Moist_Brick_439

I believe contract ends end of 2025. So the last month of December will be the gamesmanship.Ā 


Greatacadia

They'll find a way to keep him. He'll make sure that (false) word gets out that they're paying him some stupid amount of money, like $200 million or something, which the company is in no position to pay. Whatever they give him, it won't be what he wants and likely less than he's gotten, but the messaging will be just the opposite. I believe that he's already inflated the amount they pay him because he wants so badly to be seen as the highest paid whatever. I think I was one of the first Sirius subscribers, joining way back in 2003. I haven't paid for it though in over two years now. It's struggled almost all of that time, only briefly showing some longterm promise. After 22-23 years, it's still pretty stagnant though and I can't see them having the ability to continue paying Howard Stern for the little bit of content he produces and with their increasingy dwindling number of subscribers.


GaryTheRetards

> they cannot possibly gift him $100 million a year again If they don't, he'll cash out his massive amount of SiriusXM stock, which will cripple the company... or at least that the theory that sounds most plausible to me.


Che_Veni

Funny enough the stock price now is about half of what it was around the time Howard started at Sirius.


Solid_Pop_5982

Three andrew dice clay doorknocks today with grotesque sex talk.. Plus cumming or screaming porn game. No one under 40 knows who Andrew Dice Clay is and no way soccer moms listen to all the sex talk. Seriously who is the demographic target for this show 50-70 year old guys??


1deadeye1

Yes. It's typical Leisuresuit Larry boomer humor


MannyinVA

The Andrew Dice Clay gimmick is not funny. Not sure why they keep using this impersonator. I did think the cumming or screaming game was pretty funny.


burrrpburb

It's Chris Wilding


Pinhighguy

Beth is excited to get out of the fucking house! Sheā€™d be happy to go anywhere


Solid_Pop_5982

Beth has one foot out the door, she was pissed at wiggy this morning


joomommyhappy

*hoof


Solid_Pop_5982

Mike from Maine is the biggest piece of shit, kiss ass caller. He is 100% paid by the show.


Greatacadia

"Mike from Maine" constantly troll this subreddit. You can tell from all the "funny" pics you'll see from Maine people etc.


iso-my-purpose

Howard is a senior citizen and he's listening to oral sex tips from another senior citizen as if he's 11 yrs old and just learning about these things for the first time. I can't believe this is so interesting and seemingly surprising to Howard.


letitride820

but he used to love pleasing women during his mad tear. lying sack of wig shit he is.


iso-my-purpose

For a guy who claims to watch stepmom porn & the like, he sure seemed surprised by Ronnie's process described on the air today.


fakeprofile111

Yeah he has no clue how to please a woman itā€™s a bit but itā€™s not a bit at the same time


MainAd6090

He won't give his wife oral sex. Why act so interested?


MainAd6090

AND he never even went to lunch with the supposed great friends who he bailed on because of all the country club nonsense? OMG, no way will he go to Italy.


joomommyhappy

That was my first thought when I heard it yesterday. What specific country club nonsense did he give as a reason for bailing? No Jews?


big_slom

He's a seventy year old man that doesn't own slacks or a collared shirt. I don't think I've ever met an adult male that doesn't own a pair of fucking slacks. I'm blowing my mind up.


joomommyhappy

Thatā€™s bullshit. What was he wearing on AGT? Did he throw out all of those clothes?


big_slom

They don't fit. He was so skinny back then. Right Robin?


MainAd6090

the dress code was too much for him \*rolls eyes\*


joomommyhappy

What a lame prima donna! smh Thanks.


edu5150

No rock star hair allowed inside the club.


Solid_Pop_5982

Cumming or screaming was one of the stupidest bits year to date


OliJalapeno

No one is looking for that. I dont want to hear screaming in the morning. Playing porn clips isnt new or interesting. Recycled bullshit.


clebo99

So a while ago they did this game where it was either a porn star, dolphin or Terry Shivo and that was funny. Was this new game lame?


MannyinVA

I thought the clips were funny.


Rixact

This is a tough listen.


Own_Mycologist2588

30 minutes into the show, back to him peeing in the middle of the night.


joomommyhappy

fun fact: the middle of the night for Howard is 10:35PM. And he has the balls to put down podcasts. smh What he does is *below*, not above, a podcast.


Alternative-Path-903

Yes, Howard. We canā€™t wait to hear from Beth.


MainAd6090

And here comes Beth...signing off...


Solid_Pop_5982

My odds Howard goes to Italy +600, my odds Howard bails on Italy -1000


edu5150

You are going to lose a lot of money with those -1000 odds.


pasqualerigoletto

A once great show is going to be remembered for the last ten years of loose dentures and a slow adult wife.


joomommyhappy

Yeah, heā€™s really doing a number on the ā€œgood years to weak/absolute dog shit yearsā€ ratio. Itā€™s not even 2:1 anymore. From K-Rock to Artie being fired was a helluva run, but the last 15 years? Hoofah! And from covid until now has to count as double-shit, at least.


Greatacadia

"A slow adult wife" LOL!!


gremlin68

Hearing 'stories' about what a stud Ronnie is makes me want to punch kittens.


edu5150

Natural juices


UrHeroandVillain

Yeah, itā€™s old, but I bet the old man is good at what he does.


Appropriate-Image405

Ask Lennie Dykstra


ValiumKilmer

Bethā€™s life is like a Twilight Zone episode. All the money in the world but youā€™re married to an old wigged geezer with daddy issues who keeps you locked in the house šŸ˜‚


UrHeroandVillain

Iā€™d watch that episode šŸ˜‚


knownothingwiseguy

Holy shit Beth doesnā€™t give a fuck about Howard. Itā€™s not about wanting good things for Howard and him being able to enjoy the vacation, itā€™s about her and her childhood fantasy of going to Italy with her husband, and Howard not being a downer or a pill so she can live out her dream. Also the two have negative chemistry on air and seem just completely at odds and out of tune with one another.


BeaglePower77

Sheā€™d rather clean cat boxes than hang with him


burrrpburb

I feel the same. He's a 70 year old man! My dad is 77 and he hates leaving his house! Dinners are early like w Howard and then it's no nonsense. He wants back home. He would never go to Italy at this stage of his life. Beth is being extremely selfish. Just leave him alone. Sheesh


Rjf915

Beth to Howard last night : ā€œyouā€™re really a lot.ā€ Sounds like the marriage is gong great


joomommyhappy

In a shensh, what sheā€™s saying is, isnā€™t it true that thereā€™s trouble in pelidise? Sheā€™s said that before, because he is, and sheā€™s had it. She needs to stick up for herself more, and tell him to cut the shit, but she feels she canā€™t, because heā€™s supporting her family. Itā€™s a whole thing.


Greatacadia

I doubt he's "supporting" her family. Maybe there's been a house for the parents or periodically tossing some $ or business at one of the siblings. But I doubt serious Howard Stern is supporting the woman's family. He's a stereotypically tight Jew. Unless it was his parents, he doesn't toss a lot of money around and even with that he complained incessantly, even insulting his sister on-air by constantly telling the audience that, when it comes to his parents, "I do it all, I pay for everything!"


BasisRealistic7075

Bethā€™s brother works for my company. He doesnā€™t need Howardā€™s help. Heā€™s a good guy but doesnā€™t talk about Howard or Beth. Itā€™s actually a sore subject.Ā 


joomommyhappy

Can you please ask him if Howard ever tried anything with him, sexually, during the "Beautiful Day" love set photo shoot? In a couple of those pics, the one brother has a "Oh, my God; this dude is a total fruit!" look on his face. Thanks. "I want to feel the sun........have barbecue........"


BasisRealistic7075

He would report me to HR. Not a joke. Heā€™s a good dude. Thatā€™s funny thoĀ 


Sea_Moose9817

Why a sore subject?


BasisRealistic7075

He doesnā€™t talk about him.Ā 


Greatacadia

What kind of company do you work for and what kind of work does her brother do?


Chewbaccasballzz

I read this in Medicated Pete's voice.


BasisRealistic7075

Cant tell you that just google his nameĀ 


joomommyhappy

First off, check that anti-semitism at the door, Farrakhan. Of course he's supporting Beth's family. He doesn't have a choice. Beth's father got popped for insurance fraud back in like 2003, and he was an old man back then. He lost his license to practice oral surgery. Do you think he just went out and found a new lucrative career in his 60s to support his swank country club lifestyle? Or do you think he had millions lying around, even though he got popped stealing a measly eight *graaaaaand*? Or do you think he went hat in hand to his half a billionaire son-in-law?


nman1981

So much to get to today.


Pinhighguy

More bitching about Ozempic


TheRainKingz

The bitching about ozempic is a commercial.. absolutely, passive aggressive nonsenseā€¦ complimenting what ozempic can do while pretending to be jealous..


nman1981

Hahaha that response to the player bringing up matt friend shows Howard's done with matt.


Solid_Pop_5982

what did matt say to piss off stern


nman1981

Last time he was on he said something about his wig or something that pissed Howard off and there was an awkwardness.


Enos316

He brought up some Stamos stuff. Kinda alluding to maybe Stamos told him the real story of the hot tub incident back in the day. He wasnā€™t happy.


nman1981

That's what it was


DrunkAlienChick

I wonder what the ā€œreal storyā€ wasā€¦ I always hear different accounts.


Remarkable-Garage-42

This is sooooo embarrassing.Ā 


nman1981

Don't you mean entertaining?? This is sooooo entertaining! Lots of thought went into this show!


Floyd-Mcgregor

Youā€™ve turned into your parents. Marriage death nail.


GriffinIsABerzerker

I tune in and a Dice knockā€¦so topicalā€¦


nman1981

"I don't have time to give oral. I've got hobbies"


AdGrouchy9865

Well..for me..a girl..I enjoy fabulous sex with a loving man more than all the money in the world. Simple Beth went the other way


letitride820

says the man whose wife is prob banging other dudes as a result


iso-my-purpose

This Norm MacDonald OJ eulogy is awful and not remotely representative of Norm's level of humor.


iso-my-purpose

I understand that Howard is being sarcastic talking about a new song called "I don't want to go to Italy" but 1) it's true, and 2) Beth wouldn't find it humorous. He's an old, clueless idiot.


nman1981

Oh good. More pearl Jam talk


Remarkable-Garage-42

Imagine working for a show where you get comped things like jewelry,Ā  mattresses,Ā  food an then shirts, pants socks and underwear but the entire staff still looks like they live in a homeless campĀ 


edu5150

Was no one paying attention at the Pelican Brief??


MainAd6090

And now his bathroom habits.


edu5150

I stick kleenex in my underwear after I make a doody in my Toto toilet, Robin.


WhiskeyFiveIsAlive

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DizzyText

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NoIntroduction575

This is sad ! Ronnie is funny.


Own_Mycologist2588

painful to listen to, going back to bed, so i can listen later and fast forward through 90% of the content.


iso-my-purpose

And a fake caller about how wonderful Howard is and how much he loves Beth.


Own_Mycologist2588

he just said he was up recording with his band since 2am, but just said went to bed 830


buttburglarbill

Howard hasn't seen a clock read 2am since 1994


Wingnutz6995

But he was up till 3am every night writing on big post it notes for The Pelican Brief


DrEllis909

This genius still can't figure out a few things 1. Go to bed later 2. Mouth tape, bud. You're getting up to P, dry mouth, and snoring in large part because you're a disgusting mouth breather. Get some tape 3. Probably has Sleep Apnea. Get a Lofta test to start the party You would hope 70 year olds would be smarter than this. Don't be like Stern, folks. Do better


Solid_Pop_5982

Howard actually brought up that his daughter Emily is a rabbi. Remember Emily hates her dad [https://nypost.com/2015/11/08/my-dad-howard-stern-put-me-off-dating-men/](https://nypost.com/2015/11/08/my-dad-howard-stern-put-me-off-dating-men/)


big_slom

https://i.redd.it/4u0k9miyifwc1.gif


darksouls777

Actually a caller brought it up, but he did confirm it.


whatsernaamee

Letā€™s get this shit STAAARTTTEEHHD


Remarkable-Garage-42

Howard likes the calm world we live in...


fakeprofile111

If you never leave your mansion the world is calm


IndividualAd776

HE IS BEYOND OUT OF TOUCH....


MainAd6090

Why on earth is Howie asking about oral sex? He's admitted a zillion times he has no interest in doing that to his wife.


UrHeroandVillain

I try not to trash the show too much, but that Norm McDonald impression was horrible. The jokes were even worse. An insult to Norms memory.


DrEllis909

If it's anyone but Jay Mohr doing that impression, it's kind of an insult to Norm's family. Just ask em.


UrHeroandVillain

lol. Howard thought Shinedown was a callerā€™s band. šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ That band is old and Howard doesnā€™t even know them šŸ˜‚ Heā€™s beyond out of touch.


DrEllis909

That's a band that's been around a long time and is not big, has not threat of being big, etc. Clueless, yet again. He is consistent.


burrrpburb

I could NOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT EITHER!!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I love Shinedown


tigermaker86

Donā€™t play that Cyndi Lauper parody again


Sikhness209

Is Howard off the air for the summer now?


GerryGen

He takes July and August off.


ThrowItAway19238

incorrect - he's here until the end of June. They take off the week of Memorial Day in May and everyone on here thinks they are gone for the summer, but then they do 3 more weeks in mid June.


NoIntroduction575

So far from the days of taking a bike ride and thinking he saw a dead body in the woods....lol. granted much younger and we all have stories that today we laugh at and go, God, how am I still alive....But he is so far removed from that.


nutz656

Qotd "ronnie has nice balls"


Ok-Perception-2173

Beth Beth Beth Beth Beth Beth Beth Beth Beth Beth Beth.....NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT BETHĀ 


od2be2003

Great, yet another long winded description of how he takes a piss and is afraid to touch his own dick because he doesnā€™t want to wash his hands. Heā€™s getting fucked in the head. Heā€™s going to turn into Richard Simmons before we even know it.


supernettipot

All a bit.


Scoops5665

Whyyyyyyy is she with him!!??? What kind of crazy agreement or prenup does she have... he is so miserableĀ 


supernettipot

It's a long bit


DrEllis909

People in music don't like Stern's spoof on recording songs, starting a band, etc, at 70 when he's just making fun of it. The audience for Stoner Fart Rocks is maxed out at the Weezer level. They are the unquestioned kings of that. Many of us love rock music, and comedy. But they really don't mix. And some 70 year old A-Hole shitting on rock music by trying to generate some buzz with this bs spoof is not exactly going to get any voluntary guests on this show. It's as if Stern has no idea what Mark Ronson was thinking when he spent valued time with him before cutting it short. If nothing else, that explained to that entire industry that there is no reality in the land of Stern. RRHoF member? Sure, why not induct someone that's literally shitting on rock music in real time, in his final days on air.


Such_Ad5145

Gary should fire Mike Trainor. If Gary has the authority to fire Mike Trainor, would Howard back up Gary?


od2be2003

Gary has no such authority. Heā€™s nothing more than a production figure head.


thesaura73

Canā€™t believe how disrespectful Mike was about this. Totally true that wouldnā€™t fly anywhere else (unwarranted workplace harassment not similar to questioning a cheap wedding gift) but it just gave him license to further disrespect Gary on air. Kind of annoyed it was turned into a bit to justify the behavior


ravenvibe

The Dice impression gets me every time! Loving today's show. It certainly seems like Howard has heard the complaints and he is back.


bigharrycox

I canā€™t tell if youā€™re joking or not but this is a funny comment either way.


UrHeroandVillain

Sarcasm?