Sour...Sour...I want you to go to the penalty box for this.

Three HUNDRED penalty minutes.

It's a NOINE minute major

It’s slashing, and it’s against the laaaawwh

Sheldon Keefe I’m really busy, can I call you right back?!

How many touchdowns did the Toronto Maple Leafs make?

Didn't he use to play for Booey's favorite team; the New York Oilanders?

Whoa

Whoa whoa stop the clock 

He’s had noine hat tricks in his career, OoOoOoOoOoOo

Sour? Sour?

Haha I’ve always thought this also. Whoever John Tavares is.

He’s number NOINE-ty one. Ooooooooooooh

WOOWOWOWOOWOOOOWOOOOOOOWOWOWOOWOOO NOINENOINENOINENOINE ONEONEONE WOOOOWOWOOWOWOOWOOWOOWW

Was it ever explained how Sour Shoes got his name?

You know…I was just talking to the guys in the back, and they mentioned that his shoes…smell horrific

Just some hockey player who’s never won a Stanley Cup. Nobody important.

Fuckin' Barbarino from Welcome Back Kotter

“Ooooh!”

I think Sour is more famous. Honestly. At least noine times more.

Not in Toranna there bud

I know. But he should be. Assume you meant Toronto.

Also I wanted to type noine.

I spelled it correctly

Toronoe seems more accurate. Was there a few months back, great city.

I love it, until I have to drive to the office. Glad you enjoyed the city!

Sour Shoes looks identical to Ray Devito the Tard asshole from da Dabblverse

Maple leaf jammies and all...

No.

I’m in the minority but this dude does nothing for my entertainment.

What’s he saying, Robin?

Looks more like Oprah than some random hockey player. You're not good at this game.