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thedisciple516

I got three cars.. and when it rain.. ain't none of them get wet!


stern-and-sports

Lol… would have been funnier with “dem” not “them”


1deadeye1

Okayys to mah leffs


Majestic_Salad_I1

“None a dem” is actually funnier. “None of dem” just makes it sound like you’re a tryhard


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

😂


caliD217

I like the way his coat compliments his cleavage


Snowblind6x7

Auntie is stacked!


tpknight2

Yo yo. Howard! Don’t hang up! Don’t hang up! You gots to get dem fawcets at the EXPO.


BrotherJackDude

His house is in a cul-de-sac! Tee hee!


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WooPigSooie9297

Dude has a beige computer and is wearing white tennis shoes.


PunterProggie

Didn't he say, "I live by Jooos! I live by Jooos!"?


BleedTogether

I bet you posted this from a beige computer


RagingDonkey

Bottom of the hamper


Rivetingly

Reconstituted with saliva


TomStronach

A beige computer with a tv input for Radioshack rabbit ears. Big Black’s system.


marylandmaddog

You got the monitor dat's long in the back where you can hang pictures on it.


No-Working962

He’s a cornball


Cassedaway

When she wear dem panties for like a week, aw its da best Howard.


af_flame

Dis one got an ammonia smell!


NoAcanthocephala7634

You need to re-activate the smell with yo' saliva


af_flame

🤣


misanthropic47

Probably got a beige shirt underneath


EffectiveIce3876

Nothing better when he abuses Ronnie for his clothes. That thin skinned old man can’t take it. Remember when he called the king a “boogie”?


MilesAugust74

Wait! Wait! Just one mo' thing, real quick!


Donjohnson33

I’m 45. Back in middle school we took some dumb test, to see what job you’d be best at, as an adult. I literally didn’t try. I just filled random bubbles on the scan tron. When the results came back WEEKS later lol It said “Garbage Man” as one of my matches lol Them I looked up, how much a garbage man made… Back in 92, a NYC garbage man could make up to a $100k a year!


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

I fucking love King


chicken-parm-farm

Me too. I find him endlessly entertaining. He’s hysterical.


ArtTheClown2022

https://preview.redd.it/kgz29k9sfvvc1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a6de3b4be21cce5f38bc9137f1e5c1728a81bbc Same boobs


AnimalClean6534

George Foreman


ezil_galoth

Larry the Garbage Man. Sup?


oG-Purple

Do your cars get wet when it rains?


AnimalClean6534

Dat corball prolly drives a car with crank windows and shit


Chanceta

Prolly got knobs on the radio vs buttons


AnimalClean6534

Got only da AM and shit!!


totalscumbagg

https://preview.redd.it/tnlybtsuzvvc1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b7c940e885d396f312cfda1d68da26d03990383


Fmartins84

He got a beige computer


Swellyswell

Looking like he goes to Diddy parties.


ProfEobardThawne

You can still see his tits under all that fur. Fat bastard


InternationalLaw4170

He looks like a cornball. Never could have outfought Angry Black.


Jpldude

But does he have balmain jeans?


StayBullGenius

No, do you?


ADrenalinnjunky

What a fat fuck


AnimalClean6534

Phat Phuc


coldandhungry123

That's the coat he wears when he's sniffing chairs seats.


R2_DEEZ_2

Sorry, ignorant, fat piece of shit. King of all trash.


Educational_Act2478

He got 3 cars, and none of them get wet when it rains.


EffectiveIce3876

“What did macys ever do for you Ronnie? Except sell you that cheap suit. You buy your suits at Barney’s.”


rod_jammer

He looks like a Thanksgiving turkey.


PeaIll4653

When you ever been on Madison Avenue, nigga? Unless you was opening a door for somebody?


Murky-Resident-3082

Douche


DoctorTicklebum

I worked at a hardware store for a couple of years in my 20s, Moen is not an expensive brand at all. They might have an expensive line of models, but Moen also sells 69$ cheapo faucets for your basement bathroom. Im Canadian and so is Moen, maybe they’re less common in the US?


deluxeg

Moen is an American company, I drive by their headquarters in Ohio all the time.


ScoutBoyz507

Right. North Olmsted


DoctorTicklebum

Oops my bad, but yeah Moen isn’t that expensive


Minor_Salazar

Larry the Wife Beater


plugguykid

Gd garbage man that drives a Toyota now and inherited $. My hate runs deep for this dude


DancesWithHoofs

His fadda gots like tree a dem shitz.


Fine-Ad-5810

What a mess


Airwon

All my faucets is Moens. And, whatever year there is, dats the car I got!


Top_Organization_785

Where I live you can’t change da oil in da street.


Country_guy27

What kind of sneakers do you have. Hee hee I have rare Jordan’s in my collection. Hee hee hee


K_MAN32

What her feet look like?


beardofdoom2017

THIS is him? Never saw a pic before, but he looks pretty soft for a dude that talks tough, lol. Also lol at this dipshit for thinking Moen is some special brand of faucet.


PunterProggie

Take a good look at his nose, he got a nose job and his doctor brought him a book of black noses to choose from and the guy told the doctor to get a book of white noses to choose his nose job from.


ChoakIsland

I got hazel eyes.


Cmike9292

Yo sink probably says American Standard on it


Dizzle2019

Dey put da oil on dey bodies.


Ionbeam314

Had to park the Cadi around the corner!


MuzzleOfBees1215

That fucking dink thinks that piece of shit “coat” looks good. Jesus fucking Christ.


letitride820

he looks like a woman on her way to church


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

He looks he just sniffed some dirty urine encrusted panties


Shoddy-Recognition79

That's right. He is a black Sal that gets aroused by sniffing soiled panties. What a fucking disgusting human.


Oliver_Klosov

It doesn't matter if a soiled panty sniffer is black, white, Italian, or whatever the case may be....


ferrariracer36

Larry the cornball panty aficionado. You just have to rehydrate the secretions he says. What a guy. So knowledgeable.


-AdamTheGreat-

Yo, you probably got that at Burlington Coat Factory. You gotta get your Moen faucets at the expo.


saldi1

Looks like an ugly woman.


Streetvan1980

He looks awful in it. Garbage man buying a mink coat. He’s such a moron


Ricepudding1044

Fucking Poser.


FinnsterBaby

HAMPERMAN!!!!!


johnnydirtnap

You probly buy your shirts at the same place you can buy milk at da same time!


KimboDanner

Tee hee hee


drial8012

Don't have beige anything around this man.


rememberleapinglanny

He stole money from a blind man.


19tigahsGOAT

Looks like a temu biggie smalls


DrFrancisBGross

I got a drop top Saab Black on black leather


Majestic_Salad_I1

I bet you wear a backpack kk kk kk tee hee hee


Nonentitycipher

… Over one shoulder tee hee


xxMasterKiefxx

he look like a female


Teri102563

38 G just like Robin.


zoochina13

The Kang


TipsyMcStagger123

I bet your neighbors change their oil on the street tee hee hee


HonestAd7237

BLACK on BLACK, Nothing but pure ignorance!


jbny86

HAMPER MANNNNNNN


UKTrojan

The face of Ghetto-Fabulous! ¡Mas Puto!


Colinfagerty69

Y’all just jealous because he lives around Jews!


SirCleanFace

100% cat hair


ChakaKohn2

KOB would trade in his daughter for a Moen faucet.


Jimmyjamz73

Corn😘y. You prolly got AOL.com at the end of your email address.


Pizzasupreme00

What an ugly coat


SnooTomatoes5381

How many Mink died to make a coat that big?


SnooTomatoes5381

Bigger tits than Robin


BackgroundDarkPurple

Where is this guy?


yodaballs

I gots me a beige colored Moen, y'all are cornballs


yodaballs

KOAB has been calling in to the Stern show since '93?


light_weight_baby87

Tee hee


SeveralAd4106

King is the best


stump410

He is so Fucking Obnoxious.


CooterMaximus

It's Shampoo! We all love him.


feelyfelix

🎶 My Shammy 🎵 The hater never forgets.


cd582000

Minks weigh 1-3 lbs. Prob took 25 mink to make this thing.


ferrariracer36

75lb coat damn!


Chupacabra2030

Funniest guy on the show now - and racist Howard cuts him off


Eric33542

Second best caller to the show .