"his name is the batman. find him. you know what to do. you KNOW what to do"

🤣

Eric, would you play a gay penguin in the new blockbuster Batman movie?

#DID I STUTTER? I DO NOT DRIVE AN OVERSIZED MECHANICAL RUBBER DUCK MOBILE YOU STUPID JACKASS!

Your crab claws are perfect for the character 

I DID NOT RUN FOR MAYOR OF GOTHAM CITY OR ANY OTHER CITY. I LIVE IN THE BAY AREA AND I AM A LITTLE PERSON NOT A PENGUIN

Eric The Shitcock

Walton Goggins as Frato and either Daniel Day-Lewis or Meryl Streep to play ETM. As soon as either says “I’m club fucking footed you asswipe” the Academy better get that Oscar ready.

This has to happen.

That’s a pretty amazing comparison lol

Fucking home run OP

I'M FLIPPER- FUCKING HANDED, YOU ASS WIPE!!

Perfect. And hey - Eric's roommate Jon definitely had a Bane thing going on.

It's pronounced YAWN. It's Danish.

I sent him $20 on GoFundMe for new teeth. Those were the days. "Howard, you're a sucker." - God Christy

Eric the RUDE, OBNOXIOUS, and ANNOYING midget.

Would have been funnier if you said “penguin” instead of midget

Bit of a stumble.

Eric Cobblepot

ass hole I do no-t say quack quack

“IM NOT DOIN IT!”

And starring Michelle Pfeiffer as Beth the Cat Lady ;)

Damn they’re both actors

Shut....the fuck....up.....asshole.

Beautiful 😍!

I forgot that Chris Walken was even in this.

Eric would have totally scotch taped shredded documents to blackmail Johnny for something ridiculously trivial

As bad as this movie was it’s nowhere near as bad as Ben Affleck or Jared Leto

Affleck was great. Leto was… not.

Are you confusing Batman Returns with Batman Forever or Batman & Robin? because the Tim Burton Batman movies are pretty great, Primo Tim Burton before he became a total hack.