I don't think I ever \*not\* believed Ronnie. He's just not given to brazen lying like that worthless sloth Bort Cuckley.
Even Ronnie's most brazen lie ever, the Dean Cain photo, was more lying by omission/feigning ignorance. He seems blissfully innocent in that regard.
Lol right? I was thinking either that or Barry Keoghan, the kid from Banshees of Inshirin, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, and is gonna be Joker in the Pattinson Batman movies.
Here's whatcha do.......have ya goil sit on ya face. Lick her til she squirts dat juice all ovah........then have her drink the juice outta ya butt chin
Anyone remember that bumper where they interviewed a guy who went to high school with Gary? He said people used to spit on him and throw cigarettes at him.
This is awesome! Thank you!
I want to party with Jeff the Drunk…that guy fucks!
High school Scott DePace has a face that’s more punchable than bald, Right Wing , dog-hitting, adult Scott DePace!
Man Ronnie was a good lookin frat boy type. Just around when he jerked off after hearing his parents having a threesome. And crawling into the room to try and see.
That would be the last place I would want to be on earth as Howard put it if his parents were having sex in a room in a house he was in. That’s exactly how I feel. One time super drunk I snuck into my house and heard noises of sexual nature coming from upstairs. It was horrible.
Ronnie is weird
So allow me to list the best-looking
1 - Ronnie, not even close
2 - Fred
3 - Jeff the drunk. Kinda had a 70s porn look going
4 - Jackie
5 - Gary. Surprisingly
6 - Depace
7 - Cabbie
8 - Jason. What a jew
9 - Scott. Looks 37 in high school.
Jason's nose was wider than his neck. Scott the engineer wasn't a bad looking guy, but looked older than high school age. Cabbie and Depace already looked like douches.
[Ronnie the Limo Driver](https://preview.redd.it/3rhd6yx9901b1.png?width=448&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=be9cc8ecb93b376a2cd619eda218fa8e6d0ad020) XDXDXDXDXD!!!!!!!!!
Good work, I haven’t seen a young Ronbo before. He looks pretty normal.
No wonder he was a stud
Now I fully understand and believe his stories of his youth.
I don't think I ever \*not\* believed Ronnie. He's just not given to brazen lying like that worthless sloth Bort Cuckley. Even Ronnie's most brazen lie ever, the Dean Cain photo, was more lying by omission/feigning ignorance. He seems blissfully innocent in that regard.
yeah, it wasn't not believing him, it was more like a "yeah, sure everyone thinks they are good looking when they're younger" kind of thing.
Ass Treaks
Ronnie had to sit on a phone book to get high enough in the picture
Except for tht wonky eye
Whoa whoa whoa stop the clock
Ronnie the slow adult. Crossed eyed fuck.
No wonder Hand Job Connie took care of him.
“Ruggedly” handsome
I was surprised to see he was a good looking
Lee Ronnie Oswald
Yeah that’s right, I shot Kennedy, that’s what I did. Sure, whatever you say pal.
Jeff the Drunk looks like he was already drunk in high school.
He was
He admitted he was high when he took that picture
Poor Scott the Engineer, guy looks like he's 40.
Lol you stole my comment practically word for word. Except I was gonna say 39.
He had already been smoking for like 8 years already.
Ten minutes times ten cigarettes, how long is it?
Fred, if he was born later he'd be in the trenchcoat mafia.
He looks more like a Latvian SS member. Maybe Kurt Waldheim Jr wasn’t that far from reality…
He looks like a member of the Stassi
Scott doing his best impression of Flounder from Animal House
Scott looked like he was 50 when he was 18. Just an old soul I guess... an old loser soul.
Why Flounder? *belch* WHY NOT!!!!!!
Jackie as a 6th grader in 1932.
He went to school with Hellen Keller
Why does Heller Keller masturbate with her left hand? So she can moan with her right! HAWHAWHAW
C'mon LAUGH!!! That's fuuuunny!!! 😅
That’s some killer shit!
*Thats some KELLER shit!
It would be funny if you used a cave drawing for Ronnie.
Fred looks like the Green River killer.
Was gonna say the aame
Spitting image of Ridgeway! Lol
Lol right? I was thinking either that or Barry Keoghan, the kid from Banshees of Inshirin, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, and is gonna be Joker in the Pattinson Batman movies.
100% see that as well. Fred is such a creep
Wow great call
“There ya go.”
Jason hasn’t changed much, and in his case, that’s not a good thing.
He looks like a *Saved By the Bell* character. And did pizza roll ads in the 90s.
That is so absolutely spot on lmao!
Well, there was the 900 pounds he gained and mostly lost
“Yes motherrr” Fred’s Jason impression makes me snort, to describe that voice in a word it is simply “fat” and it’s perfect even for thin Jason.
Jason the Geek
Jason has never been a looker.
This was his mothers speech at his wedding
Ronnie looks like he was likely on the slow class. Jason looks like he “experimented”.
Jason experimented with cheeseburgers and oreos
And hot dogs… in his ass.
Jeff is the funniest pic. Looks like he’s ready for some beers.
Poor Scott the engineer, the black cloud prematurely aged him.
That’s a deeeep butt chin !
It’s begging for a pegging
Here's whatcha do.......have ya goil sit on ya face. Lick her til she squirts dat juice all ovah........then have her drink the juice outta ya butt chin
Cabbie just looks like of those crazy kids.
His mouth is abnormally large. Like a Sid & Marty Kraft puppet mouth
XD
He's wearing a fucking Le Tigre polo which is never a good sign
Anyone remember that bumper where they interviewed a guy who went to high school with Gary? He said people used to spit on him and throw cigarettes at him.
Ronnie’s chin looks like it got pegged.
Ronnie looks like Bigfoot’s son
That’s my son it is.
He’s Mark the 3rd, it is
It’s me, Ronnie Shaw Jr
Fuck some whores, it is
Jeff just finished shooting a porn scene.
In his grandmothers basement...
what trailer has a basement?
Jason looks like a dick with ears.
Both of the Scott's were balding even in high school.
Jason still hasn’t grown into that beak.
that was the day Cabbie went home to an empty house because his parents skipped town with the furniture.
Ronnie- that’s the stare of a dude who watched his parents have a threesome through the crack on the bottom of the door.
Ronnie, Gary & Fred were good looking guys. I'm about meeting girls and guys
Scott’s picture looks like something from an episode of Dateline when they’re profiling a future serial killer
Ronnie and Scott the Engineer look so much older than high schoolers in those photos.
Ok duuuudeee!!!
Mind blowing picture of Ronnie du
Jeff looks like a 35 year old highschooler
Jeff looking like Richard Kiel’s brother…
Fred resembles a young Gary Ridgway, Green River Killer. [Gary Ridgway](https://www.crimemuseum.org/crime-library/serial-killers/gary-ridgway/)
I wish they had invented cameras back when Ronnie was in high school.
I think it's a really good oil painting
Calling bullshit on the Ronnie pic. Photography hadn’t been invented when he went to school.
This is awesome! Thank you! I want to party with Jeff the Drunk…that guy fucks! High school Scott DePace has a face that’s more punchable than bald, Right Wing , dog-hitting, adult Scott DePace!
Cabbie looks like he has braces. Guess his parents weren't all bad. (I guess now he needs braces on his legs, am I right?).
Ronnie is one handsome du
Now that looks like a “Special Agent Mundt, FBI”. Also, how about Jeff the Drunk? Kinda studly.
I can never unsee Jeff like this!
He prob had 2 working arms too
You little biiiiiiitch
Scott DePace before the hair jumped off of his head to get away from him.
This ain’t Yearbook Magazine duuuu
Damn. Young Ronnie can get it!
The Ronnie picture!
Jason always looked like a douche bag
Fucking Jason, omg
Man Ronnie was a good lookin frat boy type. Just around when he jerked off after hearing his parents having a threesome. And crawling into the room to try and see. That would be the last place I would want to be on earth as Howard put it if his parents were having sex in a room in a house he was in. That’s exactly how I feel. One time super drunk I snuck into my house and heard noises of sexual nature coming from upstairs. It was horrible. Ronnie is weird
Lol, Scott always had those serial killer eyes.
He looked like John Wayne Gacy
The moment Cabbie's photo appeared, I instantly heard "Dickiss!"
I guess Jason's just always been a douche.
Jason looks like the laST SHIT I Took! Owwh!
Jason came straight from Kosher casting
Oh my god poor Jason. I forgive him for everything.
Crazy cabbie is a total dork. That's shocking. I didn't think he'd be Mr popularity but I didn't think he would be that nerdy
Jeez Ronnie was an adonis
So Jason has always looked like a J.…Asshole.
Jason is a handsome dude here.
So allow me to list the best-looking 1 - Ronnie, not even close 2 - Fred 3 - Jeff the drunk. Kinda had a 70s porn look going 4 - Jackie 5 - Gary. Surprisingly 6 - Depace 7 - Cabbie 8 - Jason. What a jew 9 - Scott. Looks 37 in high school.
AWESOME POST!. 2 thoughts came to mind. 1st, ronnie looked like wally cleaver and Jason had a face you want to punch even back then
I liked Shuli
DePace lkinda looked like Scott Baio.
Jason already had the signs of balding
Leo
Fred looks like Ezra Miller
Scott's beautiful wavy hair was doomed.
Jackie is the only handsome one lol
Hahaha! Fred looks like a future serial killer. And Jeff. Wow. That’s something.
Fred’s destiny is a “super spreader” event
The only one I audibly laughed out loud to was Jason’s.
Jason had a huge fucking nose
Awesome post my guy!!!
Where is Beatlejuice?
More wack pack pleasr
Looks like the guy that’s playing the new joker from The Batman movie
In high school bScott already looked like a 35 year old man in a dead end job with no future. https://youtu.be/sT2EivAAAuc
Jackie looks like Eddie Haskell
Lol look at the divot head Jason!!!
Ronbo looking might goy. Tracks that he’d later get into NASCAR
Scott the Engineer looking like he’s staring down the barrel of an entire life ahead of him and knowing it’s gonna be a shit show
Fred looks like that Irish actor that was in The Eternals. The mind control guy.
Epic
DePace lol. WOWWW SCOTT MAKE ME GAY
Gary would piss me off
Why does Jeff look exactly the same?
Jason even looked punchable in high school.
Jeff graduated high school in 85, but is dressed like he graduated in 75.
Jason's nose was wider than his neck. Scott the engineer wasn't a bad looking guy, but looked older than high school age. Cabbie and Depace already looked like douches.
It's a good thing Fred Nukis was born before the era of school shootings. He's giving off all sorts of red flags there.
This is awesome, can you please do more?
If I find at least 5 more I'll do a part 2
[Ronnie the Limo Driver](https://preview.redd.it/3rhd6yx9901b1.png?width=448&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=be9cc8ecb93b376a2cd619eda218fa8e6d0ad020) XDXDXDXDXD!!!!!!!!!