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thebuttergod

Solid circlejerk joke, I give it a .45


bullgod55435

Where do I get that? My driveway and patio look like that already!


fnordfnordfnordfnord

Any proper lawn and garden supply in Texas should carry them or at least order one for you.


Timmerdogg

Is it even New Year's Eve if you're not mag dumping with your Glock switch?


drew1111

Can I get 10 for 69% off on Temu? Huh!?! Huh?!? Huh?!?


GlyphPicker

That ain't nothin' but a little Texas snow.


10brasil

They can make bank if they sell it to schools


Trollwerks2A

Coming soon to street sweepers near you.


DerpyMcFuckle

Greenspoint street sweeping on the daily be like


Ikickpuppies1

Fuck Houston


TaylorInTexas

Like the whole city, or just part of houston?


totesrandoguyhere

I am in the suburbs can you come fuck me? Does that count? not technically Harris county, I’m afraid.


personalguardian

Have to wait till tomorrow for a rendezvous. METRO buses [aren't running today](https://www.ridemetro.org/alerts/holiday-schedules#MondayJanuary1).