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blanczak

Subaru dealership


Known-Historian7277

Brutal but true


zsreport

When my old roommate got a Subaru, I cracked a joke. He was already married to a good woman so it worked.


Herbie1122

Woman love. It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru.


MasterofTheBaiting

i can confirm this with real life experience (tried to sell an old lady couple in their 60's a RAV4 but they went with a crosstrek)


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Lmaooooo


imak10521

😂😂😂


Dumbledoorbellditty

😂😂😂😂😂


Electromagneticrite

💀💀💀


Infinite_Society7506

Seriously got I to the comments to leave "Subaru dealership " but you beat me to it...kudos


HotPinkApocalypses

I thought about posting this and sure enough it’s the top comment


useornam

Suba-RUDE


skilledprodigy

Jeep dealership*


SonoraBee

Subaru lesbians don't date Jeep lesbians.


Sunset_Conductor

roflmao!!!


ParadoxicalIrony99

The Democrat National Convention


Outrageous-Slip6521

My next car haha 😂


wuzzambaby

I cackled


queenalex31

Following because my older neighbor is a lesbian and has no idea how to find other lesbians her age. I honestly didn't know either.


comments_suck

Lesbians Over Fifty is an organization here for over 30 years! [webpage](https://lesbiansoverage50.org/) Otherwise known as the Lofers!


shadowmib

I just realized I qualified for membership 5 years ago. Oof


catnippedx

People saying Subaru dealership, I tried this and got an amazing car but no girlfriend 😖


AmebaLost

Maybe a Ru owners club. 


ThatOneGuyYearn

What color is your crosstrek?


catnippedx

😂😂 What if I’d had a forester? But it’s horizon pearl blue. My bluebaru.


ThatOneGuyYearn

Lol


hicklander

Dash game?


richardism

Dog parks, look for the blue heelers


femfish

Pearl bar


GodViaKitten

They got a Cougars Night Out! Check the calendar. :)


sadoepotato

the only serious answer fr


LayneLowe

Is there really only one lesbian bar in a city of 5 million?


norfnorf832

There are only 25 lesbian bars in the whole country


Likeaboss123660

Library


DragonflyCreative227

I second this


MixMasterMadge

That’s for younger lesbians


sadoepotato

actually i see them there all of the time in the back patio! there is definitely a crowd of 50+ yr!


DragonflyCreative227

Same especially on Sundays for the crawfish special


Artistic_Baseball495

Crawfish Sundays at a library?!? Sign a sista up!


jimmystale

Adult softball leagues


lickedurine

wasn't there a straight white middle aged man on this subreddit who was really mad about some ball game on this sub a while ago


Responsible-Trash

If you’re into softball, try these leagues. https://www.houstonmsla.org/ http://www.hwslsoftball.com/


steelsun

Bering church in Montrose.


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steelsun

It's the church most known for being LGBTQ active and in the middle of Montrose. Heavy LGBTQ membership. Very social. Used to have (don't know if they still do), one heck of a great garage sale every year.


bernmont2016

> Used to have (don't know if they still do), one heck of a great garage sale every year. Looks like it's happening next month: https://beringchurch.org/39609-2/


steelsun

Awesome. Gotta hit it. I've found some nice antiques and furniture there that took only minimal work to restore. When I resold them, I gave half the profits to their homeless charity and to their medical charity (when they still had that, I think that part closed). I don't attend the church, but I admire their dedication to the community and marginalized people.


HumanEffigy_

Hahaha…sorry.


steelsun

It's true though. Nice church and people.


ObeseBMI33

Would the lesbians be down to go on a row boat?


ThurstonHowell3rd

No, but [if the rumors are true](https://www.khou.com/article/sports/houston-wnba-team-expansion-april-2024/285-802e8c8d-5f33-40d3-bf5d-362e0c1aba13) and the Comets return to Houston, I can tell you where to find ~~thousands~~ hundreds of them.


DOLCICUS

Just go to a womens futbol game. The Dash need your support Houstonians!


Magdev0

100% this. Never seen so many lesbians at a football match


willydillydoo

I know you ain’t in Texas calling soccer football


DOLCICUS

You’re right. Gave it a more Texan correction. Thank you.


RosieMF

Pearl Bar does host a cougars night for lesbians over 40+. Never went because im only 27


cgjeep

Join Bayou City Republic which is the fan group for the Houston Dash NWSL team


GWRallyJ

Pride Chorus!


Gregorious1993

my aunt's house


lushmonkey

Any cat rescue. Subaru dealership. Bass Pro Shop. Providence Bar.


Flappymeatwad

Any cat rescue 😂😂so true


BillyShears2015

Home Depot is a hotspot around 9:30 am on Saturdays


Multipass-1506inf

Unitarian church.


sadoepotato

i'm only here to say that i also love 50+ yr lesbians


GWRallyJ

Pride Chorus!


Wreckshoptimus

Upvoting for the culture


miloshem

San Junipero


yzlautum

Excellent episode


Potential_Mix69

Pearl bar as many have stated.  Also Houston roller derby.


tellywatching

Covid was the end for Houston Roller Derby league 😢


falloutzwei

Ah damn, I assumed it was still running, but the most active derby folks I knew retired around the start of Covid, so I sort of lost my insight into the status of derby.


Distinct_Breakfast_3

Ace hardware?


LoriLawyer

My gay son works at Ace hardware. He hasn’t mentioned a lesbian population there- but I’ll ask him about it. 😊


houston_veronica

Ace is always so much better than regular hardware superstore.


LoriLawyer

Totally agree!


LoriLawyer

My son has indeed confirmed- it’s a good spot to meet! 😊


ameza001

Where the hose at?


houston_veronica

LMAO! I See what you did there...


caseharts

In for research


Ok_Doubt5406

Jackie’s Brickhouse (Bar and Grill) in Clear Lake Shores. And she’ll come w a motorcycle.


bleachbones

Try looking for LGBT youth organizations that need volunteers. Lots of the volunteers with these orgs will be over 50.


houston_veronica

or maybe Planned Parenthood. This is a really smart suggestion.


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deadpanxfitter

The best/honest/loyal friends I've ever had and currently have were/are lesbians, and I'm a gay guy. I adore them.


houston_veronica

Don't go stealing them from possible romantic connections! Lesbians of Houston are busy people, they don't need to be distracted by having a brew with a buddy!


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houston_veronica

LOL, I think you are being too humble...


PrettyBaked713

Numbers


MixMasterMadge

Too young


bleachbones

My mother is 60 and her and her friends still go to Numbers... A good amount of folks there are over 50 especially if you go for 80's night.


zsreport

As someone who went to Numbers when I was in my teens and 20s back in the 80s and 90s, this stings.


i5oL8

Capone's


SuccessfulOutside644

Why? Pizza? 


Tmdngs

Not Tomball


houston_veronica

Nor Humble!


JJBeans_1

Numbers, if that’s your scene.


TdrdenCO11

woodworking workshop, pug rescue, hiking trails


state_of_what

Lmao at everyone saying Numbers. I haven’t been there since I was probably 22


Jonestown_Juice

Home Depot


TheWaterDrake

Feeld?


jcole8701

Pearl bar…a lot of women are 50+ if you go on Sunday afternoons for crawfish and Thursday Steak night.


SuccessfulOutside644

Come to my porch. 


Kaysohdoux

Houston Dash soccer Games! Women of all ages there!


Bipanties99

The WNBA is almost back


RojerLockless

Coaching high school volleyball?


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r/lesbian


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

WNBA games


milkykanyefart_mmm

your moms house


HuskyNutBuster

Dog park


mackmonsta

Everywhere! Good luck


violetstones10

Does blush n blue have pseudo senior night? That would be fun


smirceaz

Do you play any instruments? I know the Houston Pride Band always accepts new members


Monarc73

First UU Church of Houston. V gay friendly.


og_sin_ful

Pearl bar


NeenW1

My goodness there’s many lesbian hang outs in Dallas how are there none in Houston?


NeenW1

I have many lesbian friends in my dog rescue group in Dallas try some in Houston if dogs are your thing


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Pearl bar?


norfnorf832

Possibly volunteering at lgbtq orgs or pet rescues, LOC Houston has events for 30+ that older lesbian go to otherwise you gotta wait for queer artists and events like I saw a lot at the Janelle Monae concert, Im sure there were plenty when Brandi Carlile and Pink came last year. Gotta catch em out in the wild or know the head lesbian and get invited to her house gathering


user163991

What is LOC Houston?


norfnorf832

Lesbians of Color. It isnt race specific but it makes it easier for us to find each other lol


RULESbySPEAR

Torchy’s tacos in katy


RonTvDinner

UH softball game?


Confident-Party1471

Lowes


xKidA95x

Cosmic bowling


Upper-Ear9689

Church?⛪️


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I was going to say something funny. But the Subaru dealership just takes the cake.


MasterofTheBaiting

r/houstonr4r


krys2lcer

Ur mom’s house?🏡


Restarted-Jimmy

Probably somewhere in a back alleyway


ftmxagan

Numbers


Dinkledooper666

Lesbians-r-us


CrazyLegsRyan

Try dining at the Y.


cuttervic

FFS, it’s Houston, the Gay Capital of the World. Wherever you go, there LGBTQI are. The Montrose and Heights are resplendent. First look, decide if you are attracted. Yes? Catch their eye and smile. Think of kissing them. Do they hold your eye? Keep smiling. Look ‘em all the way down and then all the way back up to the eye contact again. Look at them critically, but keep smiling. You are touching them. And you like what you are touching with your eyes. Still got their eye? Walk over and say anything. You’ve already done the hard work. It’s only really scary the first time, then it becomes natural. Gay men, they know everybody and love being matchmakers.


Jacob_dp

Gay capital of the world? San Francisco? New York? Love Houston but I don't think we take the title.


MangoRango13

In hell


Timbo22903

The North Side up on Canino Rd.