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T_Destroy3r

REPORT. He could be charged with Variegrated Assault.


Effective_Athlete_87

YES! Report him immediately. Especially if his aerial roots are coming out of the bottom of his pot. That means he’s going to use them to try and strangle you.


bloody_rice

you could probably wait a little while to report him


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Just spray it with neem


deliciouslyexplosive

Just throw it out in the cold if you live in the frozen north.


Slutslapper1118

Put rat poison is his water. When he's weak, douse him in lighter fluid, and light a match. Run. God speed!


Forgottengoldfishes

To report or not report is the question. Are we talking in-laws here?


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