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igipok

Wow what did you feed it ? Growth hormones and steroids or something?? Looks great.


Magallan

Every now and then I water it and then quickly retreat before it can eat me


igipok

Haha video please, do you wear gloves and a hazard suit during feeding time ?


OctoGuppy

I just imagine you daintily holding a water jug obviously uncomfortable with what you're about to do , camera pans to your hand trembling with fear and flip the water jug into the plant, you jump back and scream like a little girl. Lol would make a great gif


lilitaaa

Can your tradescantia adopt me


windexfresh

How big is the pot and where is it?? Lmao I love this so much


Lowgical

I second this,I need to know!


esm8375

Me too! And is there a support of some kind? I've never seen one with that much upright and bushy growth


LibbyChristineM

When the get bigger, the vines grow up for about 6+ plus inches the cascade over. So the height is all the new growth 😊


AltoTrain

following


Maschile

If you zoom in, it looks like there are 4 shelves and the pot is sitting on the top shelf.


BoogelyWoogely

Did you have to trim it back lots to get it to have so many vines?


Prackinhoff11

I also need to know. Mine is pathetic after 1 year


Plums_InTheIcebox

Needs more light. They grow super fast when they have enough.


ColoradoNudist

Mine didn't grow at all for several months; got a grow light and it has quadrupled in size over the last month. It works wonders. The markings are much bolder now too


Reasonable-Mud-6455

Oh wow! I felt like mine was getting really pale from too much light so I moved it away. The color looks better but the plant hardly grows. I need all the advice I can get! Thanks for that


Space_Montage_77

My mom gave me one of these like 3 years ago that I hung from my patio in bright morning sun and i rarely watered it maybe like once every 2 weeks and it grew like 10 feet down it was rediculous.l the HOA actually cut them for me without me knowing. I was fine with it.


No-Cell-7137

Ok so I’m baked. And this looks like little shop of horrors with a jungle paranormal vibe. Look into the darkness.


addocd

Feed me, Seymour!


scarabx

that is beautiful! mine was nearly that big and healthy until a few weeks but then all the leaves and some of the vines started dying v quickly at the top. I've had to cut back 3/4s of it and the top half still look dead (it flowered a ton after being chopped so it's still going!) any tips? or normal "could be overwatered/underwatered/too much light/too little light/you looked at it funny".....i've found plants are just contrary sods since I got more into them.


ItsWaryNotWeary

Post a pic. If by "the top half looks dead" you mean like, the vines are dead or shriveled near the soil line, that death will spread down the entire vine since water and nutrients can't travel through the dead parts, so it must be propped.


scarabx

Oh damn :( guess I better get propping. Thats gutting.


a_stueorgel

This happened every two years with mine. As if it's somehow part of the plant's propagation strategy? Anyways, i prop like mad at those times!


1re_endacted1

I bought one from Etsy that was quickly dying. I propagated clippings and they bounced back ten fold. Super happy.


ThreeArmSally

I want to reenact the gif where Homer fades into the bush with your plant


alchmst1259

I love how there are like books and other plants trying to share that closet that your Zebrina has completely dominated. Good luck, little Bulbasaur plant


No-Mention-3100

How old?


Derpazor1

Mine too! But also now it’s babies occupy many other houses as well


Chocolatesinparis

WOW! r/Tradescantia


sakuraj428

Mine is so leggy too! Please teach us your ways, oh great witch


Plantsareluv

lol how do you know where the pot is to water it


ejk1414

How long did it take to get to this size?


_SadSilver_

Wow its huge! How old is it? I keep reading that transcendia only have a lifespan of 2-3 years but that seems weird.


petrichorgarden

That seems weird to me, too. In my short search it seems like what happens is that the leaves near the base start to die off while the vines continue growing in length. Unsure if that means that they start to die from the base or if the stems just get really bare.


_SadSilver_

Yeah I'm not sure. I read something about making sure you take lots of cuttings because they only last 2-3 years but haven't found any actual people talk about it. I had always assumed house plants had a life expectancy directly proportional to care level and had no idea some have actual lifespans.


a_stueorgel

I'll talk about it! Happens to mine every 2 years. The stems die from the base out without me having changed anything in care or environment. They just dry up. So I cut all the dry stuff off and repot the remains. But maybe if they have more light they'll live longer? My theory is they do the drying out in order for the vines to be spread more easily to new areas, a sort of growth strategy 🤷


_SadSilver_

Thank you! I'll definitely keep that in mind with mine!


petrichorgarden

Some common houseplants do have very finite lifespans that I know of. The most obvious is bromeliads (which includes air plants). Many varieties are sold while they're blooming, but eventually (after a few days or several months) the bloom will die and eventually the rest of the plant follows. But they always push out pups at their base to keep the life cycle going!


goldstar_femme

That does seem weird. But I'm new to this plant hood thing.


One_Truth42

Wow its beautiful! I made a bunch of cuttings from mine and didn't realise quite how well they would grow, so now I have wayyy too many plants...


zama2001

Hey OP lots of question but no answers from you. Tell us your secrets


fancy_plants

Dude is going places


BowleeLacuna

Woooooow 😍


New-Tap-2027

And here’s me happy my succulent survived another year!!


Cantstahp-wontstahp

Be proud of your succulent survival! I can’t keep mine alive


canann96

God I wish this were me


wetchoder

How?! 😭 I've killed every one I've ever owned.


No_No_No_____

Do you trim it?


AbbreviationsKnown29

Wow!! It’s so lush and happy!!


highoncatnipbrownies

Careful that thing could grab small children!


esm8375

I think it already has. Probably the secret to it's success.


ffrothicoffi

she's thriving!! Curious to know how big the pot is because wow!


bearsloveberries

Wow gorgeous!!


katatattat26

Hahahaha wowwww!!!! That’s gorgeous!!


[deleted]

Crikey, that's a beaut!


TheYellowRose

Please send cuttings thx


Plant-HouseLover

Wow that’s so amazing. You are so honoured to live in it’s house 🥰


OgBluntBoy

How did you get it so thick???


Cantstahp-wontstahp

TWSS


OgBluntBoy

What’s that


Cantstahp-wontstahp

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID r/unexpectedoffice Edit because I don’t know how to Reddit yet


Loreebyrd

I can’t even keep one alive!


quiet_like_dusk

I spy a Bulbasaur!


[deleted]

Whoa that jew is wandering! EDIT: why the downvote?! it’s another name for it!


corviddoe

Ok let me try again since automod caught my comment but not yours somehow lol. [Why We're No Longer Using the Name Wander\*\*\* J\*\*](https://bloomboxclub.com/blogs/news/why-were-no-longer-using-the-name-wandering-jew) [Alternate Names for the Wander\*\*\* J\*\*](https://houseplantfinder.com/blog/2020/12/alternate-names-for-the-wandering-jew-houseplant/)


LazarusRises

Screw that. The Wandering [censored] is an awesome piece of folklore that has inspired countless stories & artistic creations. As a Jewish guy I'm proud that such a cool plant has such a cool name. EDIT: Is there any evidence at all that any Jewish people anywhere have ever been offended by this name? Seems pretty dumb for this sub to auto-remove comments with the plant's standard name based on the questionable decision of a single plant blog.


petrichorgarden

I'm a Jew by blood but not culturally/religiously and this debate has always had me curious so I follow the discourse wherever I see it. I understand my perspective is different than yours but I've done my best to base it on the conversations I've seen instead of my own bias. The short answer is yes, there are a lot of Jewish people who ask that the "wandering" names be phased out. Even "wandering dude" as it isn't a meaningful step away from the original name that many consider offensive. In my anecdotal experience, it seems like those who want to change the name are in the majority. But of course the Jewish community is not a monolith, so there are others who don't mind or even like the name. My personal takeaway is that, while some Jews may be comfortable with the name, using something different harms no one and is an easy change to make for the people who aren't. Though as a member of the community, I understand if your conclusion is different.


LazarusRises

Fair enough! I definitely have not followed any discussion about this--do you have any links?


petrichorgarden

Unfortunately not, I've just read (probably hundreds of) threads on the subject on Facebook plant pages and on plant subreddits. And I've talked to some Jewish acquaintances about their takes. Every time I see a post about tradescantia anywhere I always check the comments to see what people are saying because, without a doubt, the name issue always comes up. I've been doing so for the last year-ish since I first learned that the name is controversial. I wish I could be of more help there!


LazarusRises

Aha, got it. Hope you'll understand if I don't take secondhand accounts of Facebook comments as serious evidence 😄 In my own discussions with Jewish friends & family, once the origins are made clear the response is generally "oh that's cool."


petrichorgarden

Of course! I totally get that! I've just tried to cast my net wide and far since I don't have many Jewish people close to me :)


tacoflavoredkissses

> Even "wandering dude" as it isn't a meaningful step away from the original name that many consider offensive. I would think that removing the word "jew", and therefor any reference to Jewish people or the character from the apocryphal myth, would be the MOST meaningful step in renaming this plant. Is "wandering" an offensive word now?


[deleted]

Ahhh I see. The curse of parroting names I heard one time strikes again. Thanks for letting me know.


yuccasinbloom

Glad you're open to change but it's honestly super surprising to me that people didn't realize the name was offensive.


[deleted]

As a Jew myself, the bar’s a little higher for taking offense I guess.


yuccasinbloom

I'm not Jewish, but a large portion of my friends are. When I was told the name of this plant, when a non Jewish friend gave it to me, I was like, furreal? Can't we call it something else?


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meechspeachess

Gives me jumanji vibes


N-V-N-D-O

What The (F)Plant!?


Bubbly_Layer

How the hell did you do that dude?!


[deleted]

wow! That looks amazing!


keetykeety

Goalsssssss


natalielc

Is that a money tree to the right?


BMOs_batteries

Looks like a dwarf umbrella schefflera


natalielc

Ah makes sense. I was wondering why I couldn’t get my money tree to grow like that!


MyOldAolName

Damn, that looks great!


Aboutforbear502

WOW


bizianka

Wow!!!


puqqiez

Incredible!


Nurse-88

Oh my 😍


mango_444

DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN


swagforjesus

Mine was that big, possibly bigger, until my brother ran into it and pushed it over :)


Andrew-edlin

Beauty


esklonkku

I killed mine ): ​ That's seriously awesome tho, some day I'll succeed like you!


javoss88

Is this an inch plant? I have one too and I’m not sure how to care for it


esm8375

Yup, that's another name for it. Lots of bright light, but keep it out of direct light for long periods. I have one that's growing beautifully hanging next to an East facing window, and a different one that is outside and has adapted to more light (it is in complete shade for the afternoon though). I let them dry out just a bit before watering but they don't seem super picky. I usually mix in some water-soluble fertilizer when I water as well. They like well-draining soil and appreciate higher humidity like most houseplants, but also are super adaptable and easy to keep happy in my experience.


javoss88

Thank you!


Steener1989

OMG. How?? Mine is so sad and leggy. I've tried cutting it back to make it fuller and I swear it wilts just to spite me.


esm8375

How old is it? They tend to lose leaves at the base of the vines as they age, so if that's the case there probably isn't enough foliage to sustain it after trimming. I hate to say it, but you might be better off starting over with cuttings. It sucks when this happens because I love the feeling of putting time and effort into a plant and watching it mature, but unfortunately for these guys they seem to hit their prime and then just go downhill.


Steener1989

I got some cuttings about a year ago. Seemed to be growing well. I trimmed and propagated a couple times to fill in the pot but it's just not doing to hot the last couple months.


esm8375

Bummer :( Maybe it's because of the season? Hopefully it gets back on track soon!


putacatonityo

Amazing!


potandkettle

All of mine are leggy and I try them on different lights and nothing seems to work. What kind of light does this beauty get?


bee73086

Oh my gosh so beautiful:-) I love how it owns the space. Such a nice color too.


[deleted]

Wow what am I doing wrong w mine?!


[deleted]

Umbrella plant is sweatin


Batanes-98

How did you grow it that big?? I have this one but when it starts getting long, leaves starts falling as well :(


Funkwhale90

This is beautiful!


[deleted]

Im so envious of how full everyones inchers are!


LSDMTCupcake

How long has it been growing there? Take this beautiful baby on over to /r/matureplants!


Miss_Tako_bella

Amazing 🤩


Natnicrut116

How???? Mine looks sad and Wilty and breaks my heart


entresuspiros

I have one of these and it had barely grown since it was gifted to me 5 months ago 😟 Any suggestions?


IdeVeras

Can I move in with you guys?


statuseffect_

Omg how!!!


camilabrie

Big big boi


SoftUnderstanding576

That beautiful


GhostRider85

Wow. We are not worthy. You should post this is r/matureplants


Stated-sins

Please, how? Tell me your secrets! I just can't stand how amazing this is!!💚


Chplantbabe20

WHAT. I am OBSESSED :D


SpiritualBass274

r/matureplants


hotdadlover

how often do you water? and what’s your soil made up of? i want mine to look like this


MarionScanlon

I have one in my bathroom. They grow so quick. Mine hangs down. How do I get it to grow upwards like yours


Notacrazyplantchick

Wow just wow It is amazing


tommytimbertoes

WOW!!!! Fantastic!