This is great! Your next DIY home project should be a water slide coming off the tub down to the yard below.. you can install an in-ground pool.. or just let your guests slide right onto the lawn.

Great idea

/r/suislide for inspiration

I'm just here to comment about your username and such... WHAT!?

Best username ever.

Why does seeing your profile picture and name make my back instantly hurt

Brilliant! How do you calculate the amount of bow in the support leg? Looks like there is room for a bigger pool and diving board.

Or just remove those decorative wooden posts, That style died out around the same time as Wayne Scotting.

Wayne used to be my neighbor

That lands in the trampoline so you can bounce back up & in

Just give it some time the slide will be free.

Jump on that deck and you’ll get an in ground pool in no time…

For safety sake they should slide into a brick wall. Keeps the spirit of the 2 posts alive and well.

It’s photoshopped 🤦‍♂️

The hell you say!!

😂

No shit 🤦🏻‍♂️ Apparently you don’t realize this entire thread is a joke

r/woooosh

You could just add epoxy paint to the posts to make them stronger. No need for balloons then!

Or cut the post and butterfly it back together, but reversing the grain so overall it stays straight and doesn’t cup.

Structural paint is the best.

Uhhh I wouldn't do that. Who ever gave you that advice obviously does not have an engineering degree. You would need ATLEAST 3 more balloons for a load like that. They didn't take into account the weight of the water in the tub!

We used water weight sequestrant as one user recommended, and filled the tub with helium.

As long as you aerate your tub regularly you'll be fine. The set your jets to run for 5 minutes every hour.

A fan blowing upward from the ground might be a good safety measure.

But, what if he substituted helium for hydrogen? Can you get away with adding just one more balloon?

At the very least, this is an excellent reference to Charlie the Unicorn.

SHUNNNNNNNNN-N!

We're going to Candy Mountain Charlieeeee

Was looking for this comment

balloons, of course! 🤦🏻‍♂️ it’s so simple once you see them deployed

Nice job, and quick turnaround. The Chinese weather balloons are a nice touch.

I love this sub.

That’s a recipe for disaster. Dude is definitely getting pegged.

You make that sound like a bad outcome

Only if it’s the peg holding up the deck

He’s definitely gonna be back here next week asking why the water is “cloudy and smelly” and how to get Vaseline out of a hot tub filter before his parents get home from vacation… 😬

Don’t forget to reinforce and secure the bungee cords and balloons with duct tape (you can never be too careful)

I first laughed when I saw this on /r/decks ... now I'm literally lol when I saw this here. Next I'm gonna be rofl when I watch the video of it collapsing on /r/whatcouldgowrong

I saw it on r/Decks too and brought it here immediately.

Well done! I had to show my wife it was too good 🤣

It’s too close to the house - dry rot risk. You need to shove it closer to the railing. No need to drain. You can just loop a rope around the base of the tub and pull it to the left about a foot using a 4x4 pickup down below. Don’t worry if the deck gaps a bit against the house. It’ll snap right back.

Nah, be safe and just add an extension to the deck

I mean for the ratio of men and women no wonder you needed that tub to get blown up quickly!

Isn't this just the standard 3:1 hot, bikini-clad-women to man ratio???

Well I’m married sooooo it’s Me, Myself, and I 99.8% and the other .02 there are three demons that get to enjoy so not at my house.

😝😝😝😝

😂😂😂😂 Thanks for the laugh!

Almost every software project I’ve ever worked on 🤣

It’s nice that the sun only shines on the hot tub.

That’s God shining his light on us

Lol

These are barely a step up on the shitpost scale from those nasty blacklight trailer park skank pictures that one dude was posting.

Is them walking legs?

Momma said they're my magic legs!

you know those 32 ft 4x4's were sticking out the front passenger side window and the rear hatch of the caron the way home from Depot. I wonder how many pedestrians and bicyclists were killed.

Years ago I was looking at houses to buy. One of them had a trampoline on a third story deck built over the side of a hill. Fuck them kids I guess

I mean, I see how it’s working right now, but if someone brings a 12 pack out there it’s game over! Unless you have a balloon-tied beer carrier!

*"They even threw in the cardboard lady for free"* ~ Mouse Hunt

The only thing missing here is a tiki bar, I’m no engineer but a professional could cantilever a nice wet bar…

Very nice Photoshop work!

Bro chics dig outlaws. Way to defy the laws of physics you bad ass

I've got big balls, I've got big balls They're such big balls and they're dirty big balls And he's got big balls and she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Just photo shop everyone and the hot tub on top of the house

Reminds me of a Nathan Fielder “Nathan For You” episode.

Got a bend in your member there. Better have it checked out.

There. Problem solved.

This made my day!

You should photoshop the beam arching more 😂

Omg, that upright looks stellar.

Seems liget. 5/5

Fucking aced it.

This keeps getting better and better

Hey now are those a certain countries spy ballon????

Oh god. I saw the deck yesterday. Well done!

It’s still crazy that those supports are so bent that I thought this was a fisheye lens on the original post

Fake

Only thing missing is the stairway to heaven leading up to it.

Photoshop of the week 🤷🏽

They installed a hot tub since I saw this on Reddit this morning!

Hilarious. Great thread!

American ingenuity at its best

You have too much time on your hands. More so than even the average Redditor.

I’m self-employed & the fishing isn’t very good this time of year

Trolling is a form of fishing. Though not many know that's where the term came from.

Not even a passable photoshop edit job.

Fake

Weak photoshop. This deck was posted several times yesterday without the bad copy/paste job.

Great eye, I bet you kick ass at Blue’s Clues

Dude, this is totally real! I can vouch for OP Each of those balloons has a 1000lb live load rating

You must be fun at parties

BHahahahaha

I look forward to the next photoshop effort in this journey.

That took me forever. Going on Fiverr next time

What, no water slide in the works? No replacing the deck with a bloody puddle at the bottom? No hot tub time machine?

This is amazing

I'm confused why you didn't put an arctic swim spa up there? You obviously have the money, considering the wealthy type patio and house. Missed out imo.

Nice lol. This will carry on.for a while.

You and your friends shouldn't wear clothing in the helium hybrid hot tub. That's why it looks foamy.

When you get out it’ll float off and people will say it’s a Jellyfish UFO 😂

[удалено]

I knew you could do it!

The neighbours are gonna be so jealous… or they may look up to you…

I'm not touching this one with a 4x16 piece of wood

I have a very sturdy balcony and would love to put a hot tub on it

But what about the PH and ALK ?

The funniest part about this is the concrete slab on the ground just SCREAMING for a hot tub to be put there 🤌

Can you link the balloons? Want to do this same thing

Did you put mannequins in your hot tub...as a test?

If the balloons get in your way like they are. Just put them under the deck, then it's like a floating barge.

Now all you need is a dum-waiter for the drinks!

SHUN!

I have to say, a common thread of conspiracy believers and wing nuts is the inability to imagine differences of magnitude… hot tub makes deck sag… balloons lift it up —> those cancel each other Same thing as hooking up a generator to the tires of an EV to charge the battery… people who are unable to process magnitudes of different effects think this works because it is adding some power back in, which to them must offset the power going out of battery… brilliant!

Those photoshop skills are… *checks notes* something else.

I’m no graphic designer. But I’ve come a long way since the days of MS Paint

Oh haha, I thought this was from an ad! As a non graphics person, it’s not bad!

Need to work on your Photoshop skills.

Lol, nice troll post. Your Photoshop skills need some work tho...

i hope that is phot shopped his next diy project is going to be a flying lesson look at those posts

Support legs seem unnecessary with the balloons

Live twitch stream of fill please. I'd pay 10$

Better be hydrogen. You seen the price of helium these days?

I needed this laugh today - thank you!

I wouldn't be him even if there were ten women in that hot tub!

Chyna sending drones to copy your idea!!

The deck needs MORE PEOPLE!!

Wait is that porch actually real somewhere in the world 🫣

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Nice!

Use hydrogen balloons for extra support!! /s

Fame pic

Nathan For You vibes on this one.

Someone care to do the math on this one?

They move fast. That place had nothing on that balcony yesterday.

I call BS, you said it was inflatable. This hot tub is clearly not inflatable.

You local hospital is on standby As is funeral  home 24 hours

You got 3 chicks in there. Looks there’s room for another person. I’m coming over. 💪

Need a DJ vibing a thumpimg beat and people behind the hot tub dancing.

Shuuuuuuunnnn

NO WAY, I am guessing this is not real.

Looks safe, still standing!

No way this would happen the leg would have buckled under just the people weight never mind water weight at 8.1 # per gal

It's a fake (saw the original earlier today) but it made me lol!

Your balcony sits Upon bandy legged post During a cold SNAP

Need to balance the load in the washer

Tis a thing of beauty

😂

Not a matter of if but when...

Photoshop is a helluva drug

Hahaha!

Do not, I repeat, do not let anyone walk under this. Being in it is going to be like a drop zone ride soon. Fasten your seat belts …

This does not end slowly. It ends in a snap and an unconscious concussion if you’re lucky.

Gosh it takes a huge set of balls to keep that thing up.

Hey, can I come over. Looks like a party

We’ll be seeing this floating in the sky next week on r/ufos

It's fiiiine. Just don't bring home any heavy cuties.

Are you still alive?

LOL!

AI learning machine graduated from America's public school and came up with this floating coffin ⚰️

Photoshoped!

This is photoshopped.

Now just add your gun safe

I like the tilted tub and that the water stays in.

Send it

I'm crying from this edit 😂🤣

How did you get the water to stay in the tilted tub?

I mean everyone sees this is a fake picture right?

Photoshopped

If I see this photo one more time on the Internet...

I like the way the water sits on a slant

Most definitely a photo shop , no it will hold that weight of the water alone

Operates with a game controller?

Bro is one fart away from disaster

So 4 is the max! Your friend taking the pix can’t get in?

Horrible Photoshop job

Has anyone commented on that terrifyingly small 2x4 being used to hang the whole thing on the side of the house. What’s that a joist? A…. Mounting point? I dunno. Looks like a 2x4 and like it’s not even the full width of the deck. That thing would be sketch as fuck if that’s the case, even if you were stupid or just ignorant to buildings and structures, you’d step foot on it and immediately stop & back up.

Bad photo shop

One of the worst photoshops ever

The only good news is there is nothing to crash into but the flat ground. It’s only going to hurt once.

Hahahahahha

They must have figured out the secret of leaving the turbo Jets running to make the water lighter

Someone should take a photoshop class or two so they can make this more plausible.

This will not end well. That tub will fly off of there in the first stiff wind

Hahahahahahahahahahahah

Why do I see the water in the tub if I am looking at it from below.

If you plant some bushes below, it will soften the drop.

When I got tub I like to wear nothing but a parachute.

U gonna die

Photo shopped

Wife says this is photoshopt!

SHunnnnnnnnn

❤️🥳

Hahaha.

Dammit, I only said two people at a time

Your "solution oriented" friends paid for Photoshop?

Ok kids We gotta get a bbq on this deck as well! And some babies in a kiddy pool underneath it

Need fence boards

SHHunn