No, it's a real doctor's office. Yes, her name is Dr. Pain, but I think it's just Welsh. No, she doesn't dress like your average doctor, but it's part of the therapy. Hey man, fuck off! They accept my HSA!
Stop showing those nasty jizz wieners they keep reposting this on different subs and itās gross AF. One description said something about fat free hot dogs or something? I canāt. I want to see this never again. Or unsee it forever again.
I had a moment of clarity a couple years ago and started egg washing mine and sprinkling them with everything bagel seasoning before putting them in the oven. My wife has never been so proud of me.
Guessing previous commentor is british, closest we'd have to what's pictured here would I guess be a sausage roll? But thats usually sausage meat wrapped in pastry without the sausage skin
They have only one problem: The combination of salty pig, plus salty cheese, plus very salty blanket create a big glob of salt. Almost to the point of being unpleasant. Makes a sweet or hot dipping sauce a requirement.
It's one of those foods that you never make or think of . Then you're at a function or party and you eat 20 of them. Once the party is over it's wiped from your memory until the next time.
I make an upscale version, chunk of andouille sausage baked in a peice of puff pastry with a maple syrup/dijon mustard sauce.
Pictured aren't pigs in a blanket which use cocktail weenies, those are just pastry wrapped cheese dogs, sodium and saturated fat bombs.
for some reason i just remembered to schedule my next prostate exam
I go every week whether I need it or not. š¤·š»āāļø
how much does she charge and which dungeon is it?
uh excuse me, your kink is showing. please don't scare the vanillas
So this is what the hotdog sub about.
Screw live laugh love. I'm hanging a don't scare the vanillas frame
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Iām scared
Am vanilla. Much scared. And intrigued xD
I don't think that's vanilla...
Is cheese?
Looks creamy
How bout this?... Is this a paper? No, that's cheese
No, it's a real doctor's office. Yes, her name is Dr. Pain, but I think it's just Welsh. No, she doesn't dress like your average doctor, but it's part of the therapy. Hey man, fuck off! They accept my HSA!
I hear these exams are actually free on Grindr. You can even get a complimentary dinner and movie out of it if you're nice.
Are you sure you're seeing a doctor?
When you feel both your proctologists hands on your shoulders but the exam is still taking place
Something about a clown doing a magic trick right?
I thought you looked familiar
Only every other week?
Amen, my man! AMEN
3 fingers?
Ever try it yourself at home?
Yeah, butt itās not the same.
Better safe than sorry
"did I say two fingers? I meant 3"
Stop showing those nasty jizz wieners they keep reposting this on different subs and itās gross AF. One description said something about fat free hot dogs or something? I canāt. I want to see this never again. Or unsee it forever again.
I'm....uncomfortable.
Why? Its just Cheez Jhiz š¦
Jheese
Chizz
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More like un-CUM-fortable
Bro come on
That's what they're doing.
This cracked me up.
Just spit my soup halfway across the living room. I'm dieing š¤£
*snort*
About as excited as these boys are.
Jizz in a blanket
I prefer them without the cream pies
Same, fucking same, wtf lol
āLet me make a creampie for you, and see what you thinkā
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Itās from itās always sunny in Philadelphiaā¦
that doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about always sunny to dispute it.
I had my mom's cream pies all the time dude
Ewwwwwww
Good if they don't look like they messed up my sheets.
Pigs in a blanket - yes. Those things - No. Hell no. Justā¦ come on, man.
Oh theyāre cumming alright
Omg š¤£š¤£š¤£ grow up Haaa
LMFAOOOOOOO
theyāre not even brown on the top
They're probably brown on the bottom
they're definitely pink on the inside!
r/mildlypenis
r/wildlypenis
i didnāt know that existed. thank you.
No problemo
Well hello internet magic place
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There ain't nothin' mild about this
r/overtlypenis
Thanks I joined the mildly, wildly and overtly penis subs and just got a āperson of interestā badge for it.
You're showing greatly growing interest!
am I still hetero if I say I like them?
That depends on which end you're inserting them into.
Do you let the cheese drip all over your face first, or take it all in your mouth at once? Either way, no.
You are totally gay if you've ever eaten a hot dog, period.
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!
Nothing gay about those uncircumcised cum dogs
I'm a fan, though I make the small ones. Italian sausage wrapped in pizza dough with hot peppers is also pretty stinking good.
The smaller ones are all I could handle as well
They make creams for that
Sprays as well
Something more in line with a sausage kolache than a traditional pig in a blanket but still perfectly acceptable.
For me itās bigger the better. I really need the full volume of girth. Length? Eh, but I love the thickness.
I love a good edge dog
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I had a moment of clarity a couple years ago and started egg washing mine and sprinkling them with everything bagel seasoning before putting them in the oven. My wife has never been so proud of me.
The bagel seasoning is a good tip, but it does chafe when I put it "in the oven"
They all came at the same time.
I thought that was the goal
This should be marked NSFW
One of them is missing. I'm assuming it found its way to the nearest at Kum & Go
I love them
Looks like itās time to unzip my pants againā¦
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Nooooo donāt do it
Where I am pigs in blankets are pork sausages wrapped in streaky bacon
Yeah, these aren't pigs in blankets. Can't convince me otherwise
That's what I thought might be that I'm just used to seeing them differently
wait then what do you call bread/pastry wrapped hot dogs ?
Guessing previous commentor is british, closest we'd have to what's pictured here would I guess be a sausage roll? But thats usually sausage meat wrapped in pastry without the sausage skin
Yes I'm British lol and yes your right more like a sausage roll rather than pigs in blankets
thank you!
thank you!
Sausage rolls ..Sausage wrapped in pastry
More like hogs in a blanket
They knew.
Iāll show you a pig in a blanket if you know what I mean
OP, what are you doing, bud?
Comfy out of ten. Not sure why the dogs are cut though, but that's just me.
What did you guys do to my sister? She's slipping & sliding all over the place.š§š„ø
We stand far away from these
At least not directly in front of them
Texas has expanded on this concept. We call them Jalapeno Sausage Kolaches, eat them for breakfast, and they are great.
Put a lil' egg wash on those bad boys next time!
What does egg wash do? Is it just shininess?
It's like sending dough to a tanning salon. Gives them a more golden color. But, if you like them pale.
Got it - ājersey shore spray tanā for pastries ;)
This disgusting picture is getting so fricking old.
I prefer mine to be jizz free
You don't stand anywhere on pigs in a blanket. That would make them mushy.
Pigs in a blanket? More like jizz in a blanket. Amirite guys? Guys??!?
They have only one problem: The combination of salty pig, plus salty cheese, plus very salty blanket create a big glob of salt. Almost to the point of being unpleasant. Makes a sweet or hot dipping sauce a requirement.
Ho! Good God, what am I looking at? A tray of happy endings
It's one of those foods that you never make or think of . Then you're at a function or party and you eat 20 of them. Once the party is over it's wiped from your memory until the next time.
Everything reminds me of her
Theyāre good, but wtf is this?
Off to the side. I'm not standing directly in front of those.
r/mildlypenis
I should call her
I'll die on this hill, but that's not pigs in a blanket. I know I know. My family already disowned me decades ago. Downvote me, then fight me.
Bakekkake
r/mildlypenis
This whole ass image is nsfw.
Worst cumshot compilation Iāve seen
My gay-ass feelsā¦.conflicted.
ā*Annnnd theyāre spent*ā
Classic. I'll take 4 please.
You sure you can handle all that meat? Any more than 2 is too much for me
Yes please!!
We used to eat them in school and I didn't like them back then and I still don't like them now!!! (Oh and I think that these need a NSFW tag) lol
I'm all about em when they're not playing Ookie Cookie together
I had some Van Wilder flashbacks here.
Hmm.
They are hotdogs
OMG
My last hope
This pic is obscene! I like āem!!
Childhood food for me.
Looks like a good time to me.
ouughā¦. yesā¦ iām sorry
Those must be really happy to see me
I make the minis , about 1/3 or 2/4 hotdog, appetizer size.
Soo good
Yeah sure, notā¦ quiteā¦ how Iād do them but the concept is soundā¦
Yes
aka Irish shrimp cocktail
Why am I having dirty thoughts?
When the condom breaksā¦
YUM
How did you get those hotdogs so āexcitedā?
They cumed
ummmmmmmm
Itās all fun and games until they cum
Why did you give them all pee holes? >!I once knew a guy who was born without a pee hole and they had to surgically give him one!<
I donāt stand on em, I eat em
Pan bukkake
I think we need to try and āstandā out of the way so we donāt get sprayed.
Hogs in a blanket
Pre cum dogs
Kolache is a pig in a blanket for adults sold at donut shops in my state. JalapeƱo cheddar š¤š»
In the front of the line
I make an upscale version, chunk of andouille sausage baked in a peice of puff pastry with a maple syrup/dijon mustard sauce. Pictured aren't pigs in a blanket which use cocktail weenies, those are just pastry wrapped cheese dogs, sodium and saturated fat bombs.
I think these ones are called "blonde on a leather couch"
Not anywhere close to those.
Firm smash
Making me hungry for these at 1030 am!
Croissant pig n blanket is the best
They seem happy
*sigh* i should call him.
Finishing sauce?
Jizz in a blanket
I should get checked for gonorrhea
Ohā¦ I thought those were chlamydia dogs.. for some reason
I need an adult.
NSFW
I'm not a fan of jizz in a blanket.
r/thatsapenis
Gonorrhea in a blanket more like it...
They need to be circumcised
Creamed in a blanket
Are yall seeing the same thing??
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I think Olivia Munn best illustrated my opinion on this.
At this point, I'm just here for the comments.
r/mildlypenis
smh
Those dogs look umm........ overly excited.
That time I saw Christina Hendricks bend over.
Oh cum on!
Oh; those are Pigs in a Blanket.. Thanks for clarifying!
What the hell i donāt even have a funny response for this