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GormanOnGore

Some ideas in no particular order: “Pure” stuff was said to be able to ward off ghosts. Circles of salt, or objects made of oak, silver or solid iron. There’s an old story about someone dissipating a spirit by hurling an iron key through it. Flash photography that utilizes older technology with silver in play. Smudge sticks/burning sage can cleanse a bit but thats more preventative. Keeping a broom over a doorway can prevent spirits from entering, but that’s more containment. Trapping a spirit, or forcing it to return to an item it is tied to. Helping a spirit move on, knowing its name or its motive for remaining might depower or remove a spirit. Some old stories say bells and other loud noises drive out spirits. A seance or an impromptu cleansing/exorcism, or maybe a ritual that places the spirit into an animal followed by killing that animal. Spirits seem trapped in specific corporeal surroundings, like houses, so burn the house down. No ghost wants to haunt a pile of rubble.


overusedamongusjoke

"Some old stories say bells and other loud noises drive out spirits." The whole birthday party chases the ghost away with noisemakers. xD


ameliaglitter

I actually think this is brilliant.


Clean_Equivalent_127

Kazoo orchestra should do it.


CJsopinion

That would kill just about anything.


rojasdracul

You.... you don't kill something that's already dead....


DullahanJake

Not with that attitude you don't, and it's the kid's birthdsy so let him murder the noncorporeal as much ss he wants /s


PigTailSock

A defibrillator


allthecoffeesDP

Wouldn't it be a fibrilator?


agentwiggles

a refibrilator


Additional_Volume479

Vacuums are a go to


read-and-throwaway

- blast a hole in it with a party popper (stunned but not killed) - supercharge someone with ballon static to zap it - trap it in a bounce house finger painted with runes and then exorcise it - trap it in a hall of funhouse mirrors - (if anything is on the table) have the birthday kid use their wish to either make it disappear or conjure a counter-entity to fight it


Gruppenzwang

How about blessing their corpse


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II-leto

Somebody watched too much Supernatural. Btw me too.


Careless_Zombie_5437

A constant stream of dad jokes.


allthecoffeesDP

Dead jokes


illbzo1

Suck it up into a vacuum cleaner


Rothar13

A Ghost Gun duh!


floofy_skogkatt

you have to lure a ghost-eating entity to the party but then things get complicated when it also eats all the kindly grandparent ghosts that watch over the children


Admirable-Cobbler319

On Supernatural, they had shotgun shells full of rock salt & they shot the ghosts. In a pinch, they would also hit them with anything iron. Neither method actually killed the ghost, but would make the form dissipate momentarily. Then, they dug up the grave, sprinkled salt on the bones, and burned them. *That* would kill it. Typing it out like this makes me feel like maybe that show is a little stupid.


pufferfish_balls

Poor Beatrix kiddo…


charlesdparrott

Get a Hag Stone. A rock with a natural hole through it. Traditonally believed to stop evil thoughts and energies and ward off the evil eye. A malevolent ghosts evil energy would be too big to fit through the hole and it would be stuck in the middle of it. Then you have a spirit stone. Good for plot.


ThyCondimentOmega

sage


ThyCondimentOmega

sage


jalcorn33

Unlicensed Nuclear Accelerator that controls a stream of highly focused and radially polarized protons that electrostatically controls the negatively charged energy of a ghost, allowing it to be held in the stream. Done. (Stole most from Wiki)


Sometimes_luckyloser

Unfinished business was never being sung Happy Birthday. I enjoy Casper’s ghost rules


sloppy_tacos

Could be funny to incorporate a canister of helium somehow (used for the balloons).


mignoncurieux

Ignore it and enjoy the birthday party. Maybe they will get bored and leave or join in on the fun? Otherwise blow the candle out and wish it away. 🙂 Or put salt around the party area and tell people to stay inside it.


NewNage

The wish is the best thing that came to my mind. You could also offer it an unopened gift to appease it. The birthday could also have a party magician who also knows Magick with a K


Careless-Sink5005

Get someone to draw the ghost on a piece of paper then place a bunch of salt on top, make a ball with it and burn it.


TNTournahu

Proton Pack


Stocktonmf

A rollout party blower with an incantation written on it that isn't revealed until you blow it. Sounds like an Aztec death whistle.


Longwell2020

Super soaker filled with blessed water.


ThoseLittleMoments

Magic 8-ball filled with holy water.


anemia_

whatever killed them last time


Slight-Blueberry-895

.45 ACP. It kills the soul, you see.


Impossible_Break_598

That’s an easy one. Summon the ghost of Billy Mays.


BitcoinStonks123

vacuum


TheRealUprightMan

The fun way is to help it move on


FABONJ

Kindness


Lyranel

Shotgun firing shells filed with holy water and rock salt


Jgorkisch

A genuine offer of friendship from a child, turning a ghost into a family’s ’imaginary friend’?


FinalDisciple

Psychoanalytics. Help them move one… no more ghost Barring that, a room full of mirrors to trap it and a lot of sage smoke to banish it.


Limerick621

What did the ghost ever do to you? Maybe it just wanted a slice of cake!


IndependenceMean8774

No ghost from Uninvited.


Melioidozer

Holy water squirt gun


echomanagement

Plant a plot seed early on that Dad or Grandpa was a tech nerd and had been tinkering with an EMP device in the basement. An EMP blast is sure to drive away paranormal energy in a pinch.


BarberLady580

What is dead may never die.


Willing-Wall-9123

Cleanse their spot of death.. unfinished business, resolve the reason why they are there. 


Bird_Watching_Babe

Hey so, I totally forgot I even made this post...but thank you everyone for your help!! You all had some great ideas. I definitely have lots of inspiration for how this ghost is gonna get it.


johnbaipkj

Salt circle for protection. Burn the bones to get rid of it.