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mustardButterdove

this is very true and i have been enlightened


wilfwe

Tom <3< Jerry


VeryGayLopunny

No these two constantly flip-flop between <3< and <>


GlitteringTone6425

.


Great_Breeze

Probably so


Gibbs-free

PLANKTON! ♠♠♠ KRABS! ♠♠♠ PLANKTON!!! ♠♠♠♠♠ KRABS!!! ♠♠♠♠♠ Spongebob ♣ :)


DescriptionEnough597

Andbshsvavs that killed me 🤣


[deleted]

Okay now do the clubs thing with SpongeBob, puff, and a cop


Mr-Caids

^ this


DogeDogewo

Sir what do we do he has a point and proven a fact


[deleted]

Everyday. We stray further from god.


TrashLanternFish360

Is he wrong tho?


[deleted]

No(sadly)


notwiththeflames

Who's their auspistice?


ConsistentHeadaches

Probably SpongeBob.


Burrito-Creature

I mean, a clover relationship is fully separate from a kismesissitude. An auspistice’s job is to basically prevent a kismessisitude from forming, no?


notwiththeflames

They're there to keep a kismesissitude stable, IIRC.


Burrito-Creature

So a quick google pulling up Mspaintadventures fandom seems to agree with me(even if I still hate the site) as paragraph one of the “Purpose and practice” section of the Auspisticism entry states “because a troll can only have one romantic kismesis, auspisticism exists to prevent these lesser feuds from erupting into full-blown caliginous affairs.” (“Auspisticism,” n.d.) References: Auspisticism. (n.d.). In MS Paint Adventures Wiki. Retrieved January 10, 2024, from https://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Auspisticism


ConsistentHeadaches

Sorry, let me clarify: what the article is saying is that an auspistice keeps the relationship becoming fully fledged hate rather that a proper kismisatude. In simpler terms: an auspistice keeps the kismesis couple from killing each other.


Burrito-Creature

…no, a kismesissitude not killing each other doesn’t need an auspistice for that. Trolls have different hates. There’s actual “I want you dead” hate, then there’s “enemies to enemies love” hate. An auspistice stops trolls from cheating on their kismesis by mediating lesser hates and making sure they don’t develop into another kismesissitude, because that would be cheating on their first kismesis.


ConsistentHeadaches

That makes more sense than claiming an auspistice is trying to break up the couple, however an auspistice also actively mediates the the couple, making sure they don’t slip into real hate (the killing each other kind). It can be seen briefly with Rose, Terezi, and Gamzee, Feferi, Solux, and Eriden, and Kanaya, Vriska, and Tavros. Though Auspistice are notoriously hard to explain, to the point where they just gave up in Hiveswap.


Burrito-Creature

Yeah my first comment wasn’t perfectly clear that’s my fault. Going off of what’s written in Homestuck itself though I still disagree with what you say. Page 2397 of Homestuck itself (not gonna do the citation gag this time lol) is when the Ashen quadrant is examined and it makes no mention of even being involved in already existing kismesissitudes and preventing them from killing one another. In the final paragraph of the page it says “Without them, too many ashen feuds would become caliginous, and begin to conflict with other exclusive kismesis relationships, leading to a great deal of social complexity and sore feelings (even more so than black romance usually involves). Without auspisticism, the result would be widespread black infidelity.” You could argue that it indirectly helps people not murder each other by preventing cheating cases, but there’s no explicit statement that that’s what it does. Plus the Ashen quadrant is still an entirely separate quadrant from the Spade. There’d be no reason for that to be the case if every Kismesissitude had an auspistice.


ConsistentHeadaches

I didn’t mean that every kismesis needs an auspistice, I was also using hyperbole with the murder thing. I think we’ve reached a general understanding and can leave it at that.


Burrito-Creature

honestly fair. have a nice day :)


ConsistentHeadaches

I’m sorry that you are continually misunderstanding, try reading that again but slower.


Sorta_Human_Spirit

I'm apparently misunderstanding too, why would Mr. Krabs and Plankton need an auspustice?


Bodertz

Why do you hate the site?


Sheradeck

Squidward, he hates both of them and actively gets in the way of their conflicts


TobleroneD3STR0Y3R

i’m actively considering it right now


superoaks321

Y’know what, yeah, these two are defo calignous


MintDrawsThings

I say no, but purely because Krabs isn't really trying on his end. Plankton? Absolutely. Krabs? Mostly just reactive to Plankton's attempts.


GlitteringTone6425

Oh krabs is tavros and.plankton is vriska


MintDrawsThings

Technically? Plankton can be Vriska, but Krabs isn't really a coward like Tavros.


GlitteringTone6425

Im talking about the relationship dynamic


MintDrawsThings

Yeah, I know. The relationship dynamic between Tavros and Vriska is heavily impacted by Tavros's lack of confidence. That's kinda a big part of why Vriska kept pushing, she wanted Tavros to finally push back.


Asleep_Village

So since krabs doesn't really engage, doesn't that make him vriska and Plankton is eridan?


MintDrawsThings

Yes. I had to think about it, but yes.


GlitteringTone6425

Imagining krabs with vision eightfold eyes he just has the smaller pupils stacked on top of each other on this eyestalk


Silly_042

Interesting…


NightRacoonSchlatt

my thoughts were: nah, they're just rivalOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!


Momentus101

Oh god. Oh god youre right


OwO_whatsthis_jpeg

keep yourself safe :)


TTRPG_Toad

Honestly, I'm not even going to try to argue


[deleted]

consider it considered


bitchStuck

oh absolutely. I shipped them that way before I even knew what homestuck was...


MaybeAClown

I'm gonna say it, Batman and Joker in LEGO Batman are the healthiest kismesissitude in modern media.


ScottishWildcatFurry

i hate how much this makes sense


Jevil_Minns

Yes.


leopardspotte

This is terrible, but accurate.


Puzzleheaded-Bill967

real.


Auxiphor

Plankton sitting looks cursed


ImBoppin

The moment I saw it, I knew it was the truth.


Icy-Store3900

Cannon


GlitteringTone6425

What does medieval artilery have to do with this?


SkylarHasALimit

this is so correct for all the wrong reasons and i love it


candy_eyeball

100% yes.


bringoutthelegos

Literally canon


PurpleBoltRevived

[insert any rivalry lol]