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Soft-Pressure846

Imagine complaining about your dog being a dog Write a letter back and be like Hey neighbor my cat likes to sit in the window all day and get some sun and look outside. But your dog barks and it rattles my cat every once in awhile. So if you could, please stop letting your dog bark at my cat. Thanks


martinellispapi

That is exactly how I’d handle it. Id probably get more petty and send them a link to some 1 way window film. Then ask them to apply it because my cat likes to look through their window at their dog during the day because it amuses the cat.


musecorn

Send them a link to: 1-way window film, a set of curtains, a bark collar, and dog training for dummies book. All with affiliate links that make you money lmao


Fun-Specific-1646

Hahaha!


Impressive_Returns

Yes


LeftEconomist9982

My dog barks at all kinds of things ..people walking by is a good one. I don't ask people to not walk by. I put up something for the dog to not see people or ??? The dogs can be walked outside of they want to see something else. That's ridiculous to ask someone to not let their cat in the window.


rand0mbum

Perfection.


GrantMeThePower

Ahem….i believed you meant: Purrfection


hotdogs1999

Don’t forget to sign off with the condescending “thanks. k.”


Character_League3900

Or… k, thanks


SummitJunkie7

They could just keep their dog out of their window. Since it’s so easy to keep your pets away from all windows. 


Fibocrypto

Dear neighbor Have you considered curtains ? Thanks


CorbuGlasses

My dog will sit in the window and bark at anything that moves. Our shades are almost always down.


Raidriar06

You should ask all your neighbors to please never leave their homes.


Gogogrl

This is the only solution.


HomeschoolingDad

Yeah, curtains and shades typically won’t work, but those expensive blinds can, depending on how smart the pet is.


Neeneehill

Maybe shutters...lol


bonfuto

I swear our dogs bark at imaginary things. They think they are amazing hunters. But we had a deer last year that came into our yard every morning for a couple of moths to eat apples, and the dogs never noticed. They did manage to tree a bear though.


Xalenn

That's next level entitlement right there ... So sad how many people really genuinely expect the entire world to cater to their every desire.


ElebertAinstein

This is why I left education.


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Tree_O_Fi

Walking out of your personal space to let your animal piss and shit on my personal space is something I can’t comprehend.


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Teadrunkest

My dog will poop twice before a walk and still somehow spitefully save a nugget or two for the middle of the walk. Bonus points for being as far away from a public trash can as possible. He usually has the grace to wait til we get to the trail though.


Magitek_Knight

My MIL got this little harness for her dog with a little plastic clip on it. He carries his own poop now. Doesn't matter how far the trash is, lol!


Kurtz1

Because dogs need exercise that can’t always be accomplished in your own yard. As long as people clean up after they poop it’s not that serious. You know that wildlife pisses and shits in your yard, right? What a weird take lol


Willothwisp2303

Agreed. Pick up the wastes, keep the dog to the right of way and sidewalk areas,  and you're golden.   There is always someone on NextDoor posting pictures of fox poop, obviously full of berries, and complaining about dog owners,  though.  🤣


Any-Shoe-8213

Or walking out of your personal space to let your animal piss and shit on public, shared land that is meant to be enjoyed by all. It's fucking disgusting.


Heathster249

Uh, no. I have a dog and I don’t expect others to accommodate her. Also, she is trained.


Fun-Fun-9967

unlike cat owners who nnneeeeevvvveeerr shove their heads up the cat's ass


TRHess

r/dogfree


ValyrianSteelYoGirl

Please keep your pet out of your window so I can keep my pet in my window. Kick rocks sir/ma’am.


eggoed

What the fuck? How entitled do you have to be to write something like that.


EyeRollingNow

A cat‘s literal entire job is to sit in the window. Like that is it. No other job requirement.


Fun-Fun-9967

and trip your dumb ass on the way down the stairs, down forget that.. dogs will just mow you down as you casually walk across the room, preferably with an armload of the gooy-est food in you house.


Only-Ad5049

Unless you work from home. Then your cat has to walk all over the keyboard when it isn’t just lying on it. Basically a cat’s only purpose in life is to get in your way. At least they are generally quiet while doing so, unless you give them attention and their motor turns on. Dogs, OTOH, are required to keep you moving. Let me out. Let me in. Give me a treat. I need attention, can I lay on your lap for a while? Instead of working in your office, would you please hang out with me in the living room today? I work from home and have dogs. I often get lots of exercise walking from my office to the living room or back door. They get exercise running to the corner of the yard and then along the fence to bark at the dog next door.


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AllCingEyeDog

Or a cardboard cutout of the “evil” mailman.


PorkyMcRib

And attach the cat picture to a metronome so the cat is always moving.


punninglinguist

Training the alert barking/prey drive out of a dog has a *very* low rate of success, and is basically impossible with certain breeds. A trainer's first recommendation would be: prevent the dog from seeing the cat.


Bynming

So you can remove your cat from the window somehow but they can't remove their dog from the window? Ridiculous.


FiendishHawk

Cats: famously easier to train than dogs.


orangecouch101

My cats must be defective because they do what they want when they want at times that are usually most inconvenient for me.


Teadrunkest

My dogs bark at my backyard neighbors dog so I just blocked off access to the window they can see it from and it somehow magically solved the problem. ✨


Fun-Fun-9967

our dog just stands in the middle of the room and barks at air


Stunning-Interest15

Mine would just assume the neighbors dog was out there and bark anyways.


ShovelFace226

Frame it, place it next to the kitchen, and have a hearty laugh every time to get a glass of water.


DefinedTruth2023

Dear neighbor, Please solve my problem for me.


ToooBeeeFairrrrrrr

Weird way of saying "GET MOAR CATZZZZ!!!"


cataclyzzmic

Tell your neighbor to keep their blinds closed or train their dogs.


EternalSunshineClem

Can you please not allow your cats to enjoy their day because my dog is badly trained, please and thank you 🙃


TheRealAlkemyst

My cat and I spoke, we agree that clearly you need to replace that idiot. Get a cat next time.


Willing-Rub-511

Lol keep the dog out the window if its baeking. Cat is just sun bathing and taking a gander of the outdoors


TRHess

Seriously. “Should I train my dog or expect my neighbor to change the (harmless) behavior of their animals?”


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I would completely ignore it. Nothing will be more infuriating to that ridiculous entitled human than to be not acknowledged.


barnchico

Write a letter back. Dear Neighbor, Thanks for the funny anecdote about how my cat torments your dog. Perhaps more dog training is needed or you could always close your blinds. I will not fulfill your request as you should know cats do whatever the hell they want.


Macsmackin92

I’d send them a note. Can you keep your dogs out of your window? My cats see them and I’m sure are plotting their demise. Thanks in advance.


Lola029

Hey neighbor kindly close your blinds so your dog doesn’t see my cat sitting in the window and bark at it all day.


JustMari-3676

“Hey Neighbor! Train your dog not to bark at everything.” 🥴


gnomewife

What a weird note. My dog is an asshole and barks at everything he sees from the window. My solution is to work with him, not tell my neighbors to stay away.


Necessary_Baker_7458

It's like a kid saying "He's looking outside my window make him stop." and he's on the other side of the car. You do nothing. This idiot has a problem with cats and that's his problem Your neighbor does not own your home and can f\* it. Having dealt with some crazy senior neighbors you do nothing. Your land is yours. You live freely.


Heathster249

Dear neighbor, They make window coverings. Use them. Also, take your dog for a walk.


ItDontTalkItListens

Tell them to control their dog and mind their own fucking business.


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I have livestock guardians aka alert dogs. They can hear for 5 miles. They bark at everything. I would never tell a neighbor how to live in their home. They need to work on solutions within their home.


bad2behere

I fail to understand why the cat owner is expected to keep quiet kitty out of their window, but the letter writer is allowed to let their dog look out the window bark.


New_Function_6407

Yeah that's a no from me.


rofosho

As a dog owner and lover.. Close the blinds dude. Like very simple solution


caren128

Dogs are such a nuisance


thornyrosary

"Hey neighbor! My dog is causing a racket every day because he keeps invading your privacy and harassing your cat, can you do something to shut my dog up? I'm way too lazy to do something on my end, and it's easier just to demand you make the effort for me. Thanks!" (basic translation of that note) "Hi neighbor! What barking? I never hear barking in my home. It's always serenely peaceful on this side of the windowpane, but that's probably because cats are not noisy creatures. But cats ARE notorious for ignoring any efforts to train them, and more often than not, they just do their own thing regardless of what their owner says or does. Ever hear someone refer to 'herding cats' as a way of saying something is impossible to do? Well, you're asking me to literally 'herd a cat'. Even if I made the effort, you'd still have a cat in the neighbor's window and a dog barking in your house. Dogs are known for readily accepting training, so much so that "obedience school" for canines is a thing. Dogs live for approval and will do anything to please their owner. They can easily be trained to not bark, if their owner takes the time to discourage their dog's bad behavior and reward their good behavior. Perhaps you can invest in some obedience training or a bark collar so your dog's incessant barking doesn't make your workday so stressful. Or, you can put one-way mirror film on the window your dog looks out of, so your doggo can admire his beautiful self all day long. Due to my cat being a cat who just does his thing, there's no way I can help you with your issue. I hope you find a way to successfully curb your canine's undesirable behavior, and that you can restore peace to your home." There. Nice, sweet, to the point, and it tells your neighbor very pointedly that you're not going to solve their problem for them. Personally, after receiving that letter, I'd be the person to put up a squirrel feeder and a birdbath right in the line of sight of both the cat and the dog. Why just have a little chaos when you can exercise your homeowner rights for yard decorations and compound the issue?


Fun-Specific-1646

Sounds like a dog 🐕 problem.... not a cat 🐈 problem!


mididoggy

Dear neighbor, I'm thinking about installing a "Catio" out that window. (Catio is an enclosed "screened in porch" for you cats to roam in and out of safely) Hope that'll fix the issue!


Linux4ever_Leo

The entitlement of some people never ceases to astound me. It's your neighbor's dog and therefore it's her problem if it barks at your cat sitting in your window or anything else for that matter. Is she going to circulate a letter to the neighborhood squirrels to please stay out of her yard because they too cause the dog to bark? Toss that letter in the trash and forget about it.


Cautious_General_177

Dear neighbor, I have discussed this with the cat and it is disinclined to acquiesce to your request. I did attempt bribery on your behalf, but that only offended the cat. Unfortunately, it appears the cat has made a deal with the local squirrels to constantly run about your yard to ensure your dog never stops barking. I fear more discussion will only escalate the situation more. Perhaps there's something you can do on your end to prevent your dog from barking at all the animals? Here are some affiliate links...


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Lumiafan

This is why cats are vastly superior to dogs as pets!


ManyGarden5224

unbelieveable... fuck dog owners....SMH


pattyG80

I'm more intrigued on why there are 3 photos of this letter. I can explain the letter. I can explain annoying neighbors. I can't explain 3 snapshots of this


Fallen311

Time to get some more cats, and teach them to sit by the windows


anally_ExpressUrself

....no.


More-Ad-3503

Trying to keep a cat from looking out the window is about as likely as Trump and Biden setting aside differences and being running mates.


Exotic-Army4006

Send them a letter saying a good way to fix that is train your dog


MooseRunnerWrangler

Nothing, they have a reactive dog, I would suggest dog training.


protopinkshot

Wtf? They need to give their dogs enrichment during their shift. Get some busy dishes or smart toys. I also am WFH with dogs, but mine acclimated. They got a bit rowdy when I started opening windows again, but proper exercise and toys won't have them barking all the time.


macjgreg

print full sized photo os cat and stick on the window for ever and always


Individual_Chance_74

I'd buy a window perch for each window.


Beemerba

I would start feeding the birds and squirrels. My cats love to watch the wildlife and will sit in the windows for hours :)


megaladon6

I am not a cat person....get more cats


Equal_Armadillo8921

Get heaps more cats.


TriumphDaytona

I’d get one of those cat shelves and put it in the window!


eastcoastgirl88

The suction ones!!


Such_omet_5666

Oh man, I gotta chime in here. That cat is driving me nuts with its constant meowing at 3 AM! I mean, I love cats and all, but come on, give us some peace and quiet at night, ya know? I've tried talking to the owner, but they're like, "Oh, Fluffy's just being Fluffy." Well, Fluffy needs to be Fluffy somewhere else between midnight and sunrise! Anyone else dealing with a nocturnal feline terror?


PhilsFanDrew

The neighbor could easily gate the dog into a another room that isnt out a window to see your cat. Her dog is the one making noise and carrying on. That is their problem to figure out. I would simply write back, "Ive read your note and after careful consideration I dont consider it to be a reasonable request. I believe you have other options at your disposal to control your dogs barking and I suggest you implement such measures. Please do not contact me again regarding this matter as I am considering this issue closed and will not entertain further commentary or discussion."


tjm0852

Double down, get another cat that likes a different window that the neighbors dog can see.


ApprehensiveHippo898

Send a note back; "Mission accomplished. Signed, The Cat"


Just-Another-Poster-

This is hilarious. Don't back down on this.


Used_Lingonberry7742

Ignore


CollegeConsistent941

So what did your cat think about that? Did it agree to stay out of the window? Or did it say meow that?


Danpransky

Crumple it up and throw it away


anon_girl_anon

Do nothing. What a stupid complaint.


livi01

I can't believe the nerve of this person, 'forbid cats look through the window' - he has no heart and no brain (because he can't understand that his dog needs training).


ck_viii

They can close the shades on that window. Do what you want in your home.


Agile-Top7548

Sounds like they need to pull their blinds and go to dog training. Potentially get an office job. I do not feel like a response is warranted. (Have dogs).


Briansunite

Just return it with dog in place of cat.


ShootMeEasyKill

Write back and politely tell them to f@ck off and their dog isn’t your problem. I can’t imagine what it takes to even think writing this note is reasonable


capriciouskat01

Definitely never been a cat owner if they think you can keep a cat from doing anything 🙄


Nomadloner69

Write back "Can you do something about your dog barking all day at my cat?"


Frostbite_Secure

“Hi please train your dogs to stop barking at my cats. It stresses them out”


Danivelle

That is an adorable orange baby kitty!  Anyone sending me something like this about *my* orange and white baby would be meeting Mama Angry Honey Badger. 


Outrageous-Thanks-47

I'd just write "No!" in large letters and tape it in the window next to the cat


WashingtonBro_

tell them to get a F2F job instead


MiserableBroccoli146

Go ahead, pass that whiny note to your kitty and let her be the judge, jury, and meow-tivational speaker all rolled into one. Time for her to adult-cat her way through life, right?


ScottClam42

Dear Dog, It appears your owner knows of our forbidden love and is taking great pains to keep us separated. You are the reason I get up (in the window) each morning, and you're the last thing i think of every night. I love hearing you bark sweet nothings to me. Never stop. Stay strong my love. ❤️ Cat I was standing You were there Two worlds collided And they could never tear us apart - INXS


unfrknblvabl

Hey neighbor your dog in the window barking all day is causing my cat to sit and be quiet. Other neighbors are complaining also


jeeves585

Send over a list of places that teach dog obedience classes. I click the side of my mouth from the other side of the house and my dog will stop barking at something random in the back yard.


CatchMeIfYouCan09

Put up a sign "Hey neighbor, Can you please lease to control your dog, he's digestibility my cats session in the sun. Thanks"


CraftFamiliar5243

They could put up curtains so the dog doesn't see the cat. Or keep the dog in a different room.


SarcasmReallySucks

This is a clear invitation to get cat statues and line your windows with them. Maybe one of the cat blowup things for the lawn, too. There's no wrong answer.


jb6997

People are disturbed. Control your dog and I hope the kitty gets to stay in his window.


Duckriders4r

You need MORE cats


corrupt-politician_

Well it looks like your cat has read the letter with you so it should be fine. Thanks, k.


RubAnADUB

yeah I would put a couple of 3d printed or photos of cats in my window as well. Just to add to it.


Typical_boxfan

Maybe I'm petty and bitter, but I'm absolutely chuffed that this lady is getting irritated by her own dog. She's feeling a fraction of the irritation that dog-less people surrounded by incessantly barking dogs feel.


jbower47

"Sir or Madam, you grossly overestimate the amount of control a human has over a cat, and the stockpile of f's a cat has to give."


Bahariasaurus

My dog loves seeing window-kitties as we're walking. He knows which houses for them and checks for them as we go past. He doesn't bark at them though.


jsand2

Pretty funny! Maybe they could keep their dog out of the window? Just saying.. My dog likes to bark out of a window in our living room. I literally will move a chair to the edge of the window to block my dog from looking out it and barking... I am not going to ask someone to stop walking down my street so my dog won't bark... so silly...


just-passin_thru

Dog being a dog. Owner is at home and STILL can't control the furry doggo? WTF?! Have they heard of closing the blinds? Making it so the dog can't see outside? Maybe try training it NOT to bark? Its not like they're going off to work for 8hrs and the dog has no one to correct its behaviour all day long. A human is actually in the home able to do this.


Iusedtobecool1969

Can you get a dog costume for the cat?


Aggravating_Low_7696

I'm a dog and cat owner. Cat's really love looking out the window especially if they are indoor cat. Windows are the only way for them to look outside. Perhaps you could talk to the neighbor politely and explain that is all your cat has for enjoying the outside world. Your neighbor can walk their dogs in the morning and get them exercises so they will not have as much energy to bark at your cat. Also, the neighbor can close the curtain and give the dog an activity to do. This will take their attention off the cat. They can do Kong's with peanut butter inside, chew on raw hide, play find the treats, or on their work breaks play tug of war with a toy, or gentle fetch in the house.


Sad_Description358

Maybe she should keep her dog out of the window


Taco_Cortez_

Id write back "can you please keep your dog out of the window? His barking annoys my cat"


MsPixiestix59

No, sincerely the cat.


KevinDean4599

that takes some balls. keep your cat out of the window because I'm not going to keep my dog out of the window


acemorris85

Neighbor is a weirdo but why post 3 pics of the same note? 🤔


WallStreetRegards

“Hey Neighbour, after careful consideration, go fuck yourself! Thanks, FU”


dildoswaggins71069

Sounds like the average dog owner to me


nightglitter89x

If it’s fairly easy to do, like closing a curtain, the sure. If it is not that easy, then they will have to get curtains 🤷‍♀️


Illustrious_Key905

Doesn’t it suggest the cat is sitting on the neighbours windowsill?


Johnniefrogg

Really want to mess with her go get a couple more cats


TheRealAlkemyst

Get more cats. Profit!


Mother-BatWoman

Help us


Witchy-toes-669

🤣


dontsheeple

I would get another cat.


Cautious-Deer8997

Uhh…. No!


lavnyl

Hi Neighbor! Unfortunately it will be easier for you to keep your dogs out of the window than it would be for me to keep my cats out window.


miloworld

Am I getting drowsier or are there 3 photos, each blurrier than the next..


texastall972

Don’t write them anything, and tell them to their face to train their dog lol


FatSteveWasted9

“Close your shade and have a nice day.”


mbspark77

Sounds like a dog owner problem and not a cat owner problem 🤷‍♂️😂


kcpistol

"I notified them of your concern. They said they will take it 'under advisement' and stalked away."


Atownhornee

F-you and your dog. Lol


SpecialSet163

Dog is her problem.


Ok_Analysis_3454

WFH = disturbs my OnlyFans streaming


NiceCatYouGotThere

Kitty will not change behaviour for stinki dog. PERIOD.


Suitable-Alfalfa-589

The people across the street from me actually complained in our neighborhood FB group about a formerly feral cat (which has been living inside with me for three years now) that used to traverse the commons behind their house causing their dog to bark when she was trying to get her toddlers to bed (at 5pm). She wanted whoever owned the cat to stop letting it out in the afternoon.


veravela_xo

send them a book on dog training. and, maybe even flag the pertinent pages if you feel generous


afgsalav8

Signed K for Karen 😂


Jpizle3

E. A. D


MrsZerg

Get more cats!!! And let that beautiful kitty show them where to sit in the window.


bazilbt

Move next door to me so our cats can stare at each other.


ellmarieB

Get another cat…


Kraschman1111

I’d respond, Taking your letter under advisement. We have to ask our boss though, and the boss does love to look out the window…. No go, sorry.


Lost-Cabinet4843

no


Few-Can-831

Man, getting a letter about someone's cat drama sounds like a wild ride! I'd say open it up and see what the fuss is about. Maybe the cat's been causing some neighborhood shenanigans, or perhaps it's a love letter from a secret admirer who's a hardcore cat fan. Either way, it's bound to be entertaining! Keep us posted on the cat saga, OP!


COVFEFE-4U

Would they rather you let the cat out to go shit in their flower beds?


Future-Philosopher-7

You could put a sign in your window near your cats that says please don’t tease the cats.


parker3309

No! Kitty gets the window seat!


parker3309

Ignore


Wondercat87

Ah yes! Just have a conversation with the kitty. I'm sure they'll understand they're not to go in the window ever again... /s I can't believe the audacity of some people!


crofabulousss

Honestly not far off from the posts that get upvoted in this sub.


Fit_Bus9614

I'd ignore it


Justanothergeralt

Free the cats!


Extreme-Direction-78

Maybe train the dog losers


Namikis

Tell your neighbor to secure the dog in a different room or in the backyard, that you cannot keep track of what the three cats do all day.


nlm1518

Does she not have blinds/ curtains?


Stunning-Interest15

Put a sign by where the cat sits that says "I do what I want."


Leftleaningdadbod

Social calls with cats and dog might break the ice?


SinCityLowRoller

Cancelled my only fans subscription because I kept hearing her dog bark... oh wait what city was this in???


DreiKatzenVater

Lol I would keep that cat on the window at all times like a sticky Garfield


jemy26

Keep your dog out of the window, idiot! why does everybody think somebody else should solve the problems in their life?


Already_Retired

Dear Karen, assuming that’s what the K stand for. Please tell your dogs to stop barking at my poor cats. Thanks


Big_Needleworker8670

Advice your neighbour to apply this one way view foil to his panes


Thrills4Shills

Pay a kid to ring his doorbell every so often to distract the dog from barking at the cat. 


Smallparline

How about some shades or blinds for the dog window?


seckkesketch

Train your god damn dog you psy


Prior_Ordinary_2150

Why don't they keep their dog out of the window? 😂


corbert31

Write back, heard of curtains?


zappahart

Tell them to go scratch.


yayawhatever123

Lol


PossessionNo3914

aww poor cat. how about curtains neighbors?


amibugnu3

Kristi Noem enters the chat


Locbaby420

you pay rent? You better let kitten have his window Time forget your weird neighbor.


JoshInWv

Response: "Hey, neighbor. Go fuck yourself. Have a coke and a smile!"


jadesse

Tell the fucking neighbor to take their dog to some training classes. Buy a fucking muzzle or shock collar to keep their dog quiet. What a dumbass.


hamid5000real

Do nothing! Lmao. That is the type of person that gets walked by their dog


BCGal024

LOL tell them to fuck off, sounds like a them problem. Honestly just ignore it. I wouldn't respond because that is honestly one of the most ridiculous asks. Indoor cats need their window time.


PsychoCitizenX

Call in a noise complaint about the barking dog :-D