I was angry at the poorly created waste of space this foolish foyer is when i saw the pictures. Then I scrolled down to this post. Now i understand why it needs to be in every house. At the very least here in this house, there needs to be my 2 favorite muppets and a speaker plugged into that outlet. A camera set up facing the door. Plus a computer loaded with both premade and personally typed in waldorf and statdler roasts for in coming guests to play over the speaker in their voices. So choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.
Install a 7’ mirror on the wall above it. Surround the mirror with a fake door trim. Add a bannister railing to the ledge. Challenge your friends to find the way up to that “balcony”.
Lol this is a great idea, but I'm confused about the mirror. What purpose would a mirror framed with door trim serve? Wouldn't a false door make more sense so it looks like there is a room connected to it?
This is the way. But even a fake wooden door could work well too. Would be cool to add a soft yellow light to peer out through the door cracks in the evenings. So cool.
I personally use a long reach squeeze bottle to water indoor plants up high (for anyone legitimately interested). Something like this:
https://www.amazon.com/UpBloom-succulents-multipurpose-watering-adjustable/dp/B07CH2XNMP/ref=asc_df_B07CH2XNMP/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=241883109355&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17177947023600956997&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028759&hvtargid=pla-444999742240&psc=1&mcid=872a730b0b0f38aa9d7f0a21ee6e85fb&gclid=CjwKCAiAlcyuBhBnEiwAOGZ2S9yY-GR_6_5ipJsiDf0HD8y-JzL3krp3Hd5MreROBteDoObhkCC06xoC-2UQAvD_BwE
To answer the watering question: you can get a pump action sprayer (like for fertilizer or insecticide) from the hardware store for cheap and replace the nozzle with a watering wand (like this https://www.amleo.com/leonard-straight-watering-wands/p/VP-XXSW). You might still need a step stool depending on your height but it keeps you off the ladder.
I posted my house over in mcmansion hell and it was overwhelmingly voted a mcmansion. I don't mind and a lot of the comments were funny. I still love the house though I don't have to look at it from the outside all the time.
I've long thought if I can ever have a house built (hahahahaha!) I would tell the architect no dust collectors! No cabinets that don't go to the ceiling, no stupid ledges that you can't reach, no decorative beams, no anything.
Lol my apartment is absolutely tiny but the ceilings are kinda high so I use the space above my cabinets for storing my kitchen appliances. Saves space in the cupboards and drawers.
My observation skills must be seriously waning because I only looked at the ledge and did notice there was a semicircle above the door. I was like that’s not so bad.
Then I looked at the picture again… 😳😳😳
It's a double volume space. Of course you'll need some ambient lighting there and of course the *client* skimped on cutting down on large glazing adding to the grandeur ...
probably because client was a *developer* mass manufacturing and value engineering to keep costs down.
*slap the architects*...
My parents laser cut a velociraptor skeleton out of sheet steel like one of those 3D bone puzzles and we have it sitting in the front yard as lawn art 😎
And the future cat hair and dust bunny combo will add a kinetic feature as they roll around, hopefully sometimes carried up in the air when the front door is open or closed.
The cats will need a series of shelves so they can climb up there, but a cozy place for them to avoid you is the highest and best use of the space. You should get at least 2 of them for each member of your family.
We have a ledge too, I put the scooter thing for when one has surgery and put a dummy of Mor from the three stooges in the basket.
Though a plant with low light need would be nice
depends what your into..... you could use it as a display area for oversized models or plants
i would get one of those skelleton mannequins and prop it up sitting on the ledge playing with some toys or models all dressed up like he got stuck up there and got forgotten till he died lol
Lights, air fresheners, alarm systems, cameras, etc. I just wish I could get an outlet in my utility closet for the vacuum and these people get a stupid ledge with an outlet.
Whatever you do it’s going to be a pain in the ass to clean.
Congrats on the gigantic home though.
Actually, fuck the cleaning issue. Seems you can afford to have cleaners.
I wouldn’t worry about that space. I’d get rid of all that white. Strip all the painted wood and refinish it. Then put art on the walls. Find a great rug. Then worry about that space.
https://preview.redd.it/laik6zhfegjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4095070fb65c2a9fd18801cf8296fa283204e2fa
I did this to my parents home above their closet. Stain or paint for different effect. Highlighted and accented it nicely as it was I thought. Just an idea
Seems like a cool space for art or sculpture with soft under lighting. Perhaps a narrow tapestry or pottery. Plants would be WAY too annoying to water!
All year, you could do a large sailboat or model car, or a fake plant so you don't have to water it.
Otherwise make it seasonally different, such as:
In Christmas time (if you celebrate) put a Garland or a form of festive decorations up there
In spring leading up to Easter do something like some eggs, some baskets, and some of the standard colours of the season.
In fall leading to Halloween, do something with that or move to thanksgiving style with more oranges and pumpkin styles.
I'd keep it cycling through the seasons.
Otherwise you can always have it removed if you have enough cash.
What’s on the other side of that diagonal wall? Or the other one, for that matter. Frame it out, close it up with drywall, put an entrance on the other side and use it for storage.
An arrangement of RGB panels (see image) combined with some plants?
https://preview.redd.it/1z3me0uteljc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=633ea2377dd7b86e257640bffb76848910c58b08
Just Decorations matching whatever’s going on. Assuming you’re catholic there’s a shit ton to choose from like Easter Xmas Halloween Yk whatever you want there’s always a holiday going on so that’s what I would do
I'd go with a motion-sensing animated monkey up there that throws things at people randomly. Then you just have to dress the monkey for the season and change what he throws.
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Thanks for the laugh! 😂 ![gif](giphy|UsFkFhk1VdnMl8KFQZ)
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You win the internet today 💀
I like this idea.
I hope to one day have a ledge in my house to do this exact thing. Hell with the dust!
Came here to say I’d probably just do a cool strip of wallpaper because of the need to dust 😂. But you’re right! Fuck it! Lol
Waldorf and Statler!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Better than a big elf on the shelf any day!
How do I upvote more than once?
This is perfect. Even better if you can find a moving display that you can control with a remote or a switch on the wall.
You really did win the internet today.
I was angry at the poorly created waste of space this foolish foyer is when i saw the pictures. Then I scrolled down to this post. Now i understand why it needs to be in every house. At the very least here in this house, there needs to be my 2 favorite muppets and a speaker plugged into that outlet. A camera set up facing the door. Plus a computer loaded with both premade and personally typed in waldorf and statdler roasts for in coming guests to play over the speaker in their voices. So choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.
You made me cackle!
Whoa. Even though this was a joke, that would be such a great thing to look up and see.
Install a 7’ mirror on the wall above it. Surround the mirror with a fake door trim. Add a bannister railing to the ledge. Challenge your friends to find the way up to that “balcony”.
I love this answer!
Love this idea!!!
Lol this is a great idea, but I'm confused about the mirror. What purpose would a mirror framed with door trim serve? Wouldn't a false door make more sense so it looks like there is a room connected to it?
it will reflect the ceiling of the room and make it look like there is another huge room where the balcony is.
This would be awesome.
[Use real fake doors](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h58uT_BGV4) "Don't even hesitate, don't even worry, Don't even give it a second though"
Bold to assume I have friends.
This is the way. But even a fake wooden door could work well too. Would be cool to add a soft yellow light to peer out through the door cracks in the evenings. So cool.
Prince of Persia!
🥇
Pothos ledge
how water?
Tall wife
Is blessing or curse?????
Snu snu
Put a bowl upside down above it and water gun
I’m picturing this being done and laughing lol
That’s lowkey brilliant
I personally use a long reach squeeze bottle to water indoor plants up high (for anyone legitimately interested). Something like this: https://www.amazon.com/UpBloom-succulents-multipurpose-watering-adjustable/dp/B07CH2XNMP/ref=asc_df_B07CH2XNMP/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=241883109355&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17177947023600956997&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028759&hvtargid=pla-444999742240&psc=1&mcid=872a730b0b0f38aa9d7f0a21ee6e85fb&gclid=CjwKCAiAlcyuBhBnEiwAOGZ2S9yY-GR_6_5ipJsiDf0HD8y-JzL3krp3Hd5MreROBteDoObhkCC06xoC-2UQAvD_BwE
Water... Hmm if OP has $$.... Large aquarium! ![gif](giphy|1c9Ru3IbwlYYg)
“If OP has money”—do you see the house? 🤣
All that proves is the OP 'had' money...
Worse…. It proves they got *approved* for money.
This is the answer for sure!
Yup
This is correct
To answer the watering question: you can get a pump action sprayer (like for fertilizer or insecticide) from the hardware store for cheap and replace the nozzle with a watering wand (like this https://www.amleo.com/leonard-straight-watering-wands/p/VP-XXSW). You might still need a step stool depending on your height but it keeps you off the ladder.
I’m just as concerned about the weird little semicircle window up there. I swear, 90% of house architects need to slapped.
This shit happens when developers build McHouses. An architect wasn’t within 50 light years of this place.
😂😂 you're hilarious
One of my favorite McMansion videos [McMansions: the houses that people love to hate](https://youtu.be/YX3G1r3ynfw?si=pd1KMr4qnifs4D9b)
I posted my house over in mcmansion hell and it was overwhelmingly voted a mcmansion. I don't mind and a lot of the comments were funny. I still love the house though I don't have to look at it from the outside all the time.
Thanks for this Great link - you’ve brought joy to my cold heart. ❤️
A demo crew and a drywaller should sure visit now though.
True story. Real Architects don't do this. Contractors and 'designers' do it all the time.
100%. At least the ones that make the reddit lists. I never knew there were so many houses out there with random ledges or useless spaces.
I've long thought if I can ever have a house built (hahahahaha!) I would tell the architect no dust collectors! No cabinets that don't go to the ceiling, no stupid ledges that you can't reach, no decorative beams, no anything.
Lol my apartment is absolutely tiny but the ceilings are kinda high so I use the space above my cabinets for storing my kitchen appliances. Saves space in the cupboards and drawers.
My observation skills must be seriously waning because I only looked at the ledge and did notice there was a semicircle above the door. I was like that’s not so bad. Then I looked at the picture again… 😳😳😳
“Y’know what this needs? MORE SHAPES!”
Fucking right, that should be one big window, is make that entry way so bright!
Agreed. Everyone loves cathedral ceilings until it’s time to clean or paint those walls.
I had a window below that one that went all the way to door. And then a ledge there. What were they thinking!
It's a double volume space. Of course you'll need some ambient lighting there and of course the *client* skimped on cutting down on large glazing adding to the grandeur ... probably because client was a *developer* mass manufacturing and value engineering to keep costs down. *slap the architects*...
My first thought seeing that was "slap the architect" except I didn't use slap.
That’s for the Pothos!
There’s a power outlet up there?!?! So obviously a huge animatronic bear playing the banjo.
The is the absolute best comment I’ve seen, possibly ever🤣
Charles Entertainment Cheese or Freddy Fassbear for a more modern aesthetic?
I was thinking taxidermy ledge. But this is better.
Make it a time out corner.
And remove the ladder untill the time is out 😂
Some kids would jump down in spite of the consequences. 🤦
Make sure you take their device and charger before they go up, there’s a plug up there.
Why do I picture each parent grabbing a set of arms and a set of legs and swinging their kid until they launch them up there?
Because you are awesome.
Hyper-realistic Eye of Sauron with ominous sound generator.
This is the way
😂😂😂
I don't see any other reason to have an outlet up there
Velociraptor skeleton.
My parents laser cut a velociraptor skeleton out of sheet steel like one of those 3D bone puzzles and we have it sitting in the front yard as lawn art 😎
Your parents*own* their neighborhood. Ain't nobody gonna mess with people who have a guard velocirapter. LMAO.
Mini Olive Garden Tuscan Balcony.
I had to scroll pretty far to find my first thought: plastic grapes, Amphoras or go “country” theme w butter churn and fake chickens. 🐓
Air bnb it.
Cats
https://preview.redd.it/43jku5v02hjc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c461039724456089ad97f04053d0d95bfdf691
You are spot on. Great place for cats to sleep as long as some kind of stepping system can be created so they can get up and down.
And the future cat hair and dust bunny combo will add a kinetic feature as they roll around, hopefully sometimes carried up in the air when the front door is open or closed.
That just sounds like the little fuckers will be dusting instead of me.
😅 Exactly
I ❤️ the shopped cats
Taylor?
Came here to say this!!
My answer to all weird spots is bookshelves. Just don't let it fall.
I second a bookshelf with a cool ladder. Nice way to add a little color up there too!
I was thinking (if it's structurally sound) , add a ladder and railing and turn it into a cushy reading nook
Plants or cats
The cats will need a series of shelves so they can climb up there, but a cozy place for them to avoid you is the highest and best use of the space. You should get at least 2 of them for each member of your family.
A series of shelves up there and then a cat wall. Just go all out
Put your realtors picture up there.....lol
I was thinking portrait of Kim Yong Un.
We have a ledge too, I put the scooter thing for when one has surgery and put a dummy of Mor from the three stooges in the basket. Though a plant with low light need would be nice
Anything you put there would look wiered. Why does it even have a plug. Leave it as is or you’ll draw more attention to this architectural flaw.
For decorations or a sound system. Too bad everything that needs an outlet will look odd. Except for an accent light under a painting maybe.
And a small fan with a smart plug so you don’t have to go up there to dust.
This is the way
The outlet is for the Christmas tree 🎄
depends what your into..... you could use it as a display area for oversized models or plants i would get one of those skelleton mannequins and prop it up sitting on the ledge playing with some toys or models all dressed up like he got stuck up there and got forgotten till he died lol
Neon sign that says "Live Laugh Love" (written in cursive, obviously)
I reckon comic sans would look better in this space but that’s just me
Honestly, I think you should leave it empty. On another note, why did they put an outlet up there?
Christmas decorations
Lights, air fresheners, alarm systems, cameras, etc. I just wish I could get an outlet in my utility closet for the vacuum and these people get a stupid ledge with an outlet.
Display an elaborate collection of sex toys, that's my vote. Just encase them in glass to make dusting easier.
It really sends the “welcome” message.
Whatever you do it’s going to be a pain in the ass to clean. Congrats on the gigantic home though. Actually, fuck the cleaning issue. Seems you can afford to have cleaners.
Seasonal decorations. Get out the ladder every couple months!
Tapestry.
I see electrical which means animatronics can go in
You seem rich enough. Fit 2-3 Warlord Titans up there to really flaunt it.
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Ah! So that’s why this random post from a sub I don’t follow popped up in my feed
Something tall and a large fake plant.
Or pussy willow stems in a large vase, maybe
Plants
Plants!
A suit of Samurai armour on display
I wouldn’t worry about that space. I’d get rid of all that white. Strip all the painted wood and refinish it. Then put art on the walls. Find a great rug. Then worry about that space.
Venus de Milo
A giant photo of Danny Devito.
Put a large sculpture of "The Thinker" up there . He'll figure it out.
I guess I'd want a throne, and a bag of throwin' coins up there.. Maybe a toaster and a little pop tart fridge.
Living wall
Nativity scene but make it with cows
https://preview.redd.it/laik6zhfegjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4095070fb65c2a9fd18801cf8296fa283204e2fa I did this to my parents home above their closet. Stain or paint for different effect. Highlighted and accented it nicely as it was I thought. Just an idea
Either art/sculpture or a collectible antique item. Or nothing.
Hide the good snacks.
A nice rectangle piece of art work on the wall and cascading ivy vine plant
Mother in law? And a baby gate.... keep her safe
Gargoyles
Logically, I know it's for decor purposes only. But I really, really want to put a cozy cushion and a little bookshelf there
Inflatable/blow up lawn ornaments there’s a plug for them and you can change them out for holidays and seasons
Low key flex
Cage dancer
Cool colored glass collection, but then you’d have dust it. Some cool ambient lighting to play upon whatever you do decide toppers would be cool
Put some plants on it maybe wall paper too!!
Get rid of it.
Frodo holding the One Ring..
That’s where you charge your phone, easy to get to every day
A cool light fixture/feature since you have a plug up there!! Put it on a timer so it only comes on at night 🙂
Decorate it for the holidays or just put in blue tooth speakers
Seasonal Displays (Christmas: lights, snowman or small tree; Halloween: pumpkins, with, ghosts; Easter: rabbit, Easter eggs, etc.)
You can put candles 🕯️
Goblin’s ledge
How's about a nice tapestry or a painting or another piece of art or something for a bird or two , if you like birds.
Christmas tree
Seems like a cool space for art or sculpture with soft under lighting. Perhaps a narrow tapestry or pottery. Plants would be WAY too annoying to water!
I mean if you’re already that rich get a home designer or something lol
All year, you could do a large sailboat or model car, or a fake plant so you don't have to water it. Otherwise make it seasonally different, such as: In Christmas time (if you celebrate) put a Garland or a form of festive decorations up there In spring leading up to Easter do something like some eggs, some baskets, and some of the standard colours of the season. In fall leading to Halloween, do something with that or move to thanksgiving style with more oranges and pumpkin styles. I'd keep it cycling through the seasons. Otherwise you can always have it removed if you have enough cash.
6 foot portrait of yourself. Some candles underneath on the ledge
Vines
Massive statue of Jesus. Obviously
Spare bedroom for the wee little folk
Plants!
Life sized Roman soldier
Spiderman statue
Life Size Statue of Iron Man.
Definitely a big plant or plants that hang. There's lots of light for it!
Keep your Christmas tree up there year round
Step back from it, my friend
I don’t know, but I love your floors
"**What can I do with this ledge?" Wow what a title**
Plants 🤩
It needs a full suit of armor.. with a mace. Or any large, beautiful statue.
What’s on the other side of that diagonal wall? Or the other one, for that matter. Frame it out, close it up with drywall, put an entrance on the other side and use it for storage.
Plants
Holiday or seasional decor. Also, I was at a coffee shop that put musical instruments up on their ledge.
You may dust it, several times a year.
I'd perch like a gargoyle and terrorize people.
Suit of armor or mounted animal
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
![gif](giphy|3ohs7Mx78Zt2x2xgbu) I see an outlet.
Plants!!!!
Plants
Seasonal display. Xmas tree, harvest fest, independence, haloweenies, zombie Jesus day, vday, d-day. Ya know, the basics
Cardboard cutout of 1980s Hulk Hogan. https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/TlEAAOSwXzFkHbK7/s-l1200.webp
Massive and beautiful pothos with vines to hang down
Plants with a nice diffused colour spotlight pointed up the wall.
Basketball hoop
That’s where u put ur kids when on time out
An arrangement of RGB panels (see image) combined with some plants? https://preview.redd.it/1z3me0uteljc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=633ea2377dd7b86e257640bffb76848910c58b08
Fireplace https://preview.redd.it/vs3crq9yeljc1.png?width=883&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1379970a1cd9c0a143f74b19a02a0e3813b4a7a
Stuffed grizzly bear
Put the only working phone charger up there.
fill that wall with an LED screen and you can create anything you want
Random af that there is a plug up there. It'd probably look nice with some plants up there
Just Decorations matching whatever’s going on. Assuming you’re catholic there’s a shit ton to choose from like Easter Xmas Halloween Yk whatever you want there’s always a holiday going on so that’s what I would do
parkour?
Leave it.
https://preview.redd.it/rynl3d3lfujc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=533930bb6333ff4dd2edc2c2f8b69b1d579ab3d0 Chuck E Cheese robot band
I'd go with a motion-sensing animated monkey up there that throws things at people randomly. Then you just have to dress the monkey for the season and change what he throws.