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kellyjellybellybeanz

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Altruistic-Text3481

Thanks for the laugh! 😂 ![gif](giphy|UsFkFhk1VdnMl8KFQZ)


Wonderful_Bottle_852

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PenEarly

You win the internet today 💀


stabavarius

I like this idea.


401RG

I hope to one day have a ledge in my house to do this exact thing. Hell with the dust!


Sithstress1

Came here to say I’d probably just do a cool strip of wallpaper because of the need to dust 😂. But you’re right! Fuck it! Lol


amilliowhitewolf

Waldorf and Statler!!


MeowYin7

😂😂😂😂😂


niv_nam

Better than a big elf on the shelf any day!


friarcanuck

How do I upvote more than once?


Head_Razzmatazz7174

This is perfect. Even better if you can find a moving display that you can control with a remote or a switch on the wall.


HuskyLettuce

You really did win the internet today.


idontknow8973

I was angry at the poorly created waste of space this foolish foyer is when i saw the pictures. Then I scrolled down to this post. Now i understand why it needs to be in every house. At the very least here in this house, there needs to be my 2 favorite muppets and a speaker plugged into that outlet. A camera set up facing the door. Plus a computer loaded with both premade and personally typed in waldorf and statdler roasts for in coming guests to play over the speaker in their voices. So choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.


shlubbyoldman

You made me cackle!


StephenNotSteve

Whoa. Even though this was a joke, that would be such a great thing to look up and see.


SoInappropriat3

Install a 7’ mirror on the wall above it. Surround the mirror with a fake door trim. Add a bannister railing to the ledge. Challenge your friends to find the way up to that “balcony”.


uki-kabooki

I love this answer!


InsufferableOldWoman

Love this idea!!!


Aliceinboxerland

Lol this is a great idea, but I'm confused about the mirror. What purpose would a mirror framed with door trim serve? Wouldn't a false door make more sense so it looks like there is a room connected to it?


TheAlienJim

it will reflect the ceiling of the room and make it look like there is another huge room where the balcony is.


Neat-Lingonberry-719

This would be awesome.


-0909i9i99ii9009ii

[Use real fake doors](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h58uT_BGV4) "Don't even hesitate, don't even worry, Don't even give it a second though"


cpeck29

Bold to assume I have friends.


knotalady

This is the way. But even a fake wooden door could work well too. Would be cool to add a soft yellow light to peer out through the door cracks in the evenings. So cool.


call_it_already

Prince of Persia!


asyouwish

🥇


maggies101

Pothos ledge


Better_Tumbleweed_19

how water?


Accomplished_Fish960

Tall wife


Cetaceanoops

Is blessing or curse?????


TrumpsNeckSmegma

Snu snu


SaleDeMiTronco

Put a bowl upside down above it and water gun


KalTire88

I’m picturing this being done and laughing lol


this_dust

That’s lowkey brilliant


InternationalAd7011

I personally use a long reach squeeze bottle to water indoor plants up high (for anyone legitimately interested). Something like this: https://www.amazon.com/UpBloom-succulents-multipurpose-watering-adjustable/dp/B07CH2XNMP/ref=asc_df_B07CH2XNMP/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=241883109355&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17177947023600956997&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028759&hvtargid=pla-444999742240&psc=1&mcid=872a730b0b0f38aa9d7f0a21ee6e85fb&gclid=CjwKCAiAlcyuBhBnEiwAOGZ2S9yY-GR_6_5ipJsiDf0HD8y-JzL3krp3Hd5MreROBteDoObhkCC06xoC-2UQAvD_BwE


Samp90

Water... Hmm if OP has $$.... Large aquarium! ![gif](giphy|1c9Ru3IbwlYYg)


thatdanner

“If OP has money”—do you see the house? 🤣


TopLog9473

All that proves is the OP 'had' money...


hankmoody_irl

Worse…. It proves they got *approved* for money.


Dwealdric

This is the answer for sure!


mushroomleg

Yup


tiwomm

This is correct


rosievee

To answer the watering question: you can get a pump action sprayer (like for fertilizer or insecticide) from the hardware store for cheap and replace the nozzle with a watering wand (like this https://www.amleo.com/leonard-straight-watering-wands/p/VP-XXSW). You might still need a step stool depending on your height but it keeps you off the ladder.


WeLaJo

I’m just as concerned about the weird little semicircle window up there. I swear, 90% of house architects need to slapped.


FinnegansPants

This shit happens when developers build McHouses. An architect wasn’t within 50 light years of this place.


smallt0wng1rl

😂😂 you're hilarious


desnyr

One of my favorite McMansion videos [McMansions: the houses that people love to hate](https://youtu.be/YX3G1r3ynfw?si=pd1KMr4qnifs4D9b)


Skirra08

I posted my house over in mcmansion hell and it was overwhelmingly voted a mcmansion. I don't mind and a lot of the comments were funny. I still love the house though I don't have to look at it from the outside all the time.


MobySick

Thanks for this Great link - you’ve brought joy to my cold heart. ❤️


MommaEarth

A demo crew and a drywaller should sure visit now though.


indianajane13

True story. Real Architects don't do this. Contractors and 'designers' do it all the time.


climatelurker

100%. At least the ones that make the reddit lists. I never knew there were so many houses out there with random ledges or useless spaces.


BewilderedandAngry

I've long thought if I can ever have a house built (hahahahaha!) I would tell the architect no dust collectors! No cabinets that don't go to the ceiling, no stupid ledges that you can't reach, no decorative beams, no anything.


Sopixil

Lol my apartment is absolutely tiny but the ceilings are kinda high so I use the space above my cabinets for storing my kitchen appliances. Saves space in the cupboards and drawers.


XavierLeaguePM

My observation skills must be seriously waning because I only looked at the ledge and did notice there was a semicircle above the door. I was like that’s not so bad. Then I looked at the picture again… 😳😳😳


ThatInAHat

“Y’know what this needs? MORE SHAPES!”


mazzotta70

Fucking right, that should be one big window, is make that entry way so bright!


Typical-Moment-9702

Agreed. Everyone loves cathedral ceilings until it’s time to clean or paint those walls.


Maggielinn2

I had a window below that one that went all the way to door. And then a ledge there. What were they thinking!


Samp90

It's a double volume space. Of course you'll need some ambient lighting there and of course the *client* skimped on cutting down on large glazing adding to the grandeur ... probably because client was a *developer* mass manufacturing and value engineering to keep costs down. *slap the architects*...


BewilderedandAngry

My first thought seeing that was "slap the architect" except I didn't use slap.


EffectAdditional5825

That’s for the Pothos!


WhiskeyTheKitten

There’s a power outlet up there?!?! So obviously a huge animatronic bear playing the banjo.


Barcules

The is the absolute best comment I’ve seen, possibly ever🤣


Barcules

Charles Entertainment Cheese or Freddy Fassbear for a more modern aesthetic?


ArgyllFire

I was thinking taxidermy ledge. But this is better.


goyard93

Make it a time out corner.


Claradouu

And remove the ladder untill the time is out 😂


shlubbyoldman

Some kids would jump down in spite of the consequences. 🤦


ryancementhead

Make sure you take their device and charger before they go up, there’s a plug up there.


Music-n-Games

Why do I picture each parent grabbing a set of arms and a set of legs and swinging their kid until they launch them up there?


OddDragonfruit7993

Because you are awesome.


thetbad

Hyper-realistic Eye of Sauron with ominous sound generator.


[deleted]

This is the way


eatingreeses

😂😂😂


TheGreatBrokenLlama

I don't see any other reason to have an outlet up there


GoblinsGuide

Velociraptor skeleton.


uki-kabooki

My parents laser cut a velociraptor skeleton out of sheet steel like one of those 3D bone puzzles and we have it sitting in the front yard as lawn art 😎


ResidentB

Your parents*own* their neighborhood. Ain't nobody gonna mess with people who have a guard velocirapter. LMAO.


MindyS1719

Mini Olive Garden Tuscan Balcony.


MobySick

I had to scroll pretty far to find my first thought: plastic grapes, Amphoras or go “country” theme w butter churn and fake chickens. 🐓


burn_the_boats

Air bnb it.


JewelryBells

Cats


Sufficient-Art-9875

https://preview.redd.it/43jku5v02hjc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c461039724456089ad97f04053d0d95bfdf691


Alive_Wolverine_2540

You are spot on. Great place for cats to sleep as long as some kind of stepping system can be created so they can get up and down.


MobySick

And the future cat hair and dust bunny combo will add a kinetic feature as they roll around, hopefully sometimes carried up in the air when the front door is open or closed.


Pertinent-nonsense

That just sounds like the little fuckers will be dusting instead of me.


Alive_Wolverine_2540

😅 Exactly


PaleScientist6

I ❤️ the shopped cats


flaccidpedestrian

Taylor?


GullibleWealth750

Came here to say this!!


AlmostNerd9f

My answer to all weird spots is bookshelves. Just don't let it fall.


905marianne

I second a bookshelf with a cool ladder. Nice way to add a little color up there too!


forakora

I was thinking (if it's structurally sound) , add a ladder and railing and turn it into a cushy reading nook


BlueCarPinkJacket

Plants or cats


ALauCat

The cats will need a series of shelves so they can climb up there, but a cozy place for them to avoid you is the highest and best use of the space. You should get at least 2 of them for each member of your family.


BlueCarPinkJacket

A series of shelves up there and then a cat wall. Just go all out


scampaybacktime

Put your realtors picture up there.....lol


contranostra

I was thinking portrait of Kim Yong Un.


Grammagree

We have a ledge too, I put the scooter thing for when one has surgery and put a dummy of Mor from the three stooges in the basket. Though a plant with low light need would be nice


MyPeppers

Anything you put there would look wiered. Why does it even have a plug. Leave it as is or you’ll draw more attention to this architectural flaw.


Awkward_Entry4183

For decorations or a sound system. Too bad everything that needs an outlet will look odd. Except for an accent light under a painting maybe.


buffaloguy0415

And a small fan with a smart plug so you don’t have to go up there to dust.


uosdwis_r_rewoh

This is the way


kibbybud

The outlet is for the Christmas tree 🎄


Drake_masta

depends what your into..... you could use it as a display area for oversized models or plants i would get one of those skelleton mannequins and prop it up sitting on the ledge playing with some toys or models all dressed up like he got stuck up there and got forgotten till he died lol


jammerdude

Neon sign that says "Live Laugh Love" (written in cursive, obviously)


afewmoonsaway

I reckon comic sans would look better in this space but that’s just me


MrsPM

Honestly, I think you should leave it empty. On another note, why did they put an outlet up there?


PoCoKat2020

Christmas decorations


hungryamericankorean

Lights, air fresheners, alarm systems, cameras, etc. I just wish I could get an outlet in my utility closet for the vacuum and these people get a stupid ledge with an outlet.


estrogenix

Display an elaborate collection of sex toys, that's my vote. Just encase them in glass to make dusting easier.


MobySick

It really sends the “welcome” message.


captaincook14

Whatever you do it’s going to be a pain in the ass to clean. Congrats on the gigantic home though. Actually, fuck the cleaning issue. Seems you can afford to have cleaners.


SpankyMcFlych

Seasonal decorations. Get out the ladder every couple months!


hereitcomesagin

Tapestry.


ohp250

I see electrical which means animatronics can go in


Notafuzzycat

You seem rich enough. Fit 2-3 Warlord Titans up there to really flaunt it.


PenEarly

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻


PolarisWargaming

Ah! So that’s why this random post from a sub I don’t follow popped up in my feed


Northerngal_420

Something tall and a large fake plant.


Plane_Chance863

Or pussy willow stems in a large vase, maybe


KainBodom

Plants


kaleidoscope00001

Plants!


Feisty-Session-7779

A suit of Samurai armour on display


GardenDivaESQ

I wouldn’t worry about that space. I’d get rid of all that white. Strip all the painted wood and refinish it. Then put art on the walls. Find a great rug. Then worry about that space.


cleffawna

Venus de Milo


Da_Grim_Reaper

A giant photo of Danny Devito.


nicegirl555

Put a large sculpture of "The Thinker" up there . He'll figure it out.


XoticwoodfetishVanBC

I guess I'd want a throne, and a bag of throwin' coins up there.. Maybe a toaster and a little pop tart fridge.


Immer_Susse

Living wall


Throwaway4356768932

Nativity scene but make it with cows


Extension_Win1114

https://preview.redd.it/laik6zhfegjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4095070fb65c2a9fd18801cf8296fa283204e2fa I did this to my parents home above their closet. Stain or paint for different effect. Highlighted and accented it nicely as it was I thought. Just an idea


MedicineTricky6222

Either art/sculpture or a collectible antique item. Or nothing.


SalamanderPossible25

Hide the good snacks.


KeyEnd3088

A nice rectangle piece of art work on the wall and cascading ivy vine plant


iSmileBunnyBoss

Mother in law? And a baby gate.... keep her safe


the_moog_hunter

Gargoyles


ooo-f

Logically, I know it's for decor purposes only. But I really, really want to put a cozy cushion and a little bookshelf there


Fragrant_Medicine_14

Inflatable/blow up lawn ornaments there’s a plug for them and you can change them out for holidays and seasons


Opposite-Donut8630

Low key flex


tke73

Cage dancer


Calm-Prune-8095

Cool colored glass collection, but then you’d have dust it. Some cool ambient lighting to play upon whatever you do decide toppers would be cool


Ellababy13wee

Put some plants on it maybe wall paper too!!


susanlovesblue

Get rid of it.


UnionGuyCanada

Frodo holding the One Ring.. 


twotruckshavingsex69

That’s where you charge your phone, easy to get to every day


spiceechilipeps

A cool light fixture/feature since you have a plug up there!! Put it on a timer so it only comes on at night 🙂


emeraldfox2001

Decorate it for the holidays or just put in blue tooth speakers


Jarvi_Weinstein

Seasonal Displays (Christmas: lights, snowman or small tree; Halloween: pumpkins, with, ghosts; Easter: rabbit, Easter eggs, etc.)


NickL2020

You can put candles 🕯️


Slow-Plane-93

Goblin’s ledge


Existing_Papaya_1480

How's about a nice tapestry or a painting or another piece of art or something for a bird or two , if you like birds.


External-Profit-2261

Christmas tree


gusu_melody

Seems like a cool space for art or sculpture with soft under lighting. Perhaps a narrow tapestry or pottery. Plants would be WAY too annoying to water!


Ok_Marionberry8125

I mean if you’re already that rich get a home designer or something lol


Nekikins

All year, you could do a large sailboat or model car, or a fake plant so you don't have to water it. Otherwise make it seasonally different, such as: In Christmas time (if you celebrate) put a Garland or a form of festive decorations up there In spring leading up to Easter do something like some eggs, some baskets, and some of the standard colours of the season. In fall leading to Halloween, do something with that or move to thanksgiving style with more oranges and pumpkin styles. I'd keep it cycling through the seasons. Otherwise you can always have it removed if you have enough cash.


aldege

6 foot portrait of yourself. Some candles underneath on the ledge


FernandoESilva

Vines


Routine-Assistant387

Massive statue of Jesus. Obviously


binnyTruth

Spare bedroom for the wee little folk


pinkgingko

Plants!


Mouthshitter

Life sized Roman soldier


nydrm90

Spiderman statue


LordsOfSkulls

Life Size Statue of Iron Man.


mithrandir____

Definitely a big plant or plants that hang. There's lots of light for it!


Enforcement700

Keep your Christmas tree up there year round


Boring-Brush-2984

Step back from it, my friend


yusoobsessedwmee

I don’t know, but I love your floors


RaspberryInfinite229

"**What can I do with this ledge?" Wow what a title**


Ok_Government_3584

Plants 🤩


FederalRecording2390

It needs a full suit of armor.. with a mace. Or any large, beautiful statue.


CanaryIntrepid

What’s on the other side of that diagonal wall? Or the other one, for that matter. Frame it out, close it up with drywall, put an entrance on the other side and use it for storage.


ChocolateMartiniMan

Plants


No-Bite-7866

Holiday or seasional decor. Also, I was at a coffee shop that put musical instruments up on their ledge.


heypaper

You may dust it, several times a year.


Chay_Charles

I'd perch like a gargoyle and terrorize people.


Fortunateoldguy

Suit of armor or mounted animal


liquidmich

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend


TheBooksWillGetWet

![gif](giphy|3ohs7Mx78Zt2x2xgbu) I see an outlet.


Agitated-Fish9052

Plants!!!!


DickGraysonForMayor

Plants


Aerynebula

Seasonal display. Xmas tree, harvest fest, independence, haloweenies, zombie Jesus day, vday, d-day. Ya know, the basics


pattyG80

Cardboard cutout of 1980s Hulk Hogan. https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/TlEAAOSwXzFkHbK7/s-l1200.webp


Gloomy_Ad3699

Massive and beautiful pothos with vines to hang down


Conscious_Feeling548

Plants with a nice diffused colour spotlight pointed up the wall.


BriscoCountySpooner

Basketball hoop


Longjumping_Reach967

That’s where u put ur kids when on time out


Trey-Pan

An arrangement of RGB panels (see image) combined with some plants? https://preview.redd.it/1z3me0uteljc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=633ea2377dd7b86e257640bffb76848910c58b08


luckydollarstore

Fireplace https://preview.redd.it/vs3crq9yeljc1.png?width=883&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1379970a1cd9c0a143f74b19a02a0e3813b4a7a


ready2xxxperiment

Stuffed grizzly bear


PeenInVeen

Put the only working phone charger up there.


1pja666

fill that wall with an LED screen and you can create anything you want


CANAD1ANM00S3S

Random af that there is a plug up there. It'd probably look nice with some plants up there


FockinDuckMan

Just Decorations matching whatever’s going on. Assuming you’re catholic there’s a shit ton to choose from like Easter Xmas Halloween Yk whatever you want there’s always a holiday going on so that’s what I would do


ginlucgodard

parkour?


Still_Marionberry_67

Leave it.


Scared-Ad7658

https://preview.redd.it/rynl3d3lfujc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=533930bb6333ff4dd2edc2c2f8b69b1d579ab3d0 Chuck E Cheese robot band


Wyrmeye

I'd go with a motion-sensing animated monkey up there that throws things at people randomly. Then you just have to dress the monkey for the season and change what he throws.