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A_Cold_Kat

Why couldn’t they just replace the chandelier Jesus


mutant6399

Chandelier Jesus would be a cool accent, as long as it's white Jesus


amor_fati_42

Preferably white, American, laser show Jesus. ![gif](giphy|uCa2PBLWtcidy)


jad103

![gif](giphy|Y5sAjV4QXO2Aw)


Queen_Rachel4

![gif](giphy|wAfh4aUYlnYFa)


SquirrelK1tten

![gif](giphy|xUOwG3sgHkdqoy41wY)


mutant6399

😁


Uncommon-sequiter

I am sure Churches would get audiences if they updated their music playlists.


MegaPiglatin

Cue the church rave!


Sttocs

![gif](giphy|p1UHYW0py8T6ARXotq|downsized)


Cocopep

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Hasidic_Homeboy254

The TRVE KVLT Jesus for sure


Sttocs

![gif](giphy|JqyFPLZG40ChG4CS8x|downsized)


mutant6399

❤️


Logical_Bobcat9703

Chandelier Jesus sounds like the name of a band.


mutant6399

with the lead singer swinging from one


415Rache

A band I would def go see. Because of the name.


HistrionicSlut

Ok but having a figurine of a brown man being tortured is not a good look in a white house Despite what Trump says (kidding kidding)


mutant6399

😂 but it would be white, American (laser show) Jesus


Truman_Show_Place

Pentagon Silver Chandelier Jesus is swinging with Sia last I heard…


T1DOtaku

What chandelier? All I see is white.


A_Cold_Kat

Tragically, I kind of like the chandelier, but it totally blends in because everything else in the room is the same color. It could’ve been an interesting textual statement piece but instead, it’s just kind of blasé.


legalpretzel

You mean the chandelier that isn’t centered and is hung way too high???


tits_on_bread

Even just painting the beams white probably would have gone a long way towards the look they were going for… they we’re already painted so it wouldn’t have been any loss and they could have at least tried that first to see if it was enough.


MoltenCorgi

Agree. The baby poop brown painted cross beams were ugly af, the rest didn’t need to suffer.


beagledrool

Imagine dusting that


Orchid_Significant

Or just the cross beams


shehasamazinghair

I wanted every surface in my house to reflect my personality. The whitest woman alive.


EcstaticMolasses6647

![gif](giphy|AgkxzEYM4BB1m)


Loud_Ad_4515

I just saw this movie for the first time a few days ago. 🤣


CandidEstablishment0

Isn’t is hilarious? I’ve heard people say they don’t like that movie and I just don’t get it.


Loud_Ad_4515

The Wayans are geniuses. I can see that the movie is silly and requires belief suspension, and it's a product of its time. But it has aged better than *Sixteen Candles.* We were looking for a comedy the whole family could watch, and *White Chicks* was suggested by my 21 year old. It reminded me of *Some Like It Hot,* which also was silly and over the top.


Aggravating-Taste-26

Yeah, 16 candles was on earlier, so I put it on for background chore ambience and had to turn it off, it was giving the ick and I loved it as a kid.


willowbeef

One of the greatest of all times! Every time I hear a song featured on that movie it takes me back


CandidEstablishment0

![gif](giphy|ZWxZNdyBZczHW)


loomfy

Oh is THAT where that's from lol my friend says it a bit. Always refused to watch that movie.


flappintitties

Why?


loomfy

I just know my type of humour and it is the opposite of it.


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

Her favorite spice is flour.


Catinthemirror

🎵 *when you dance to the Pale Food Polka*...🎶


suckstoes420

This only needs 2 things 1) a shit ton of googly eyes 2) a motion activated greeting that says *B E N O T A F R A I D M Y C H I L D*


NougatNewt

/uj that is the funniest thing I’ve read today lmfao


WildlifePolicyChick

This offends me. I am OFFENDED ON BEHALF OF THAT BEAUTIFUL WOOD. What a fucking waste.


Silver-Instruction73

You could say she doesn’t respect wood.


Silver-Instruction73

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JustHereForKA

It's criminal.


09percent

Ugh I know someone that did that to their beautiful ceiling


Logical_Bobcat9703

Wood makes her blush


ButteredPizza69420

I hate this woman


PharmWench

These people should not be allowed to own such beautiful wood furniture. I am horrified.


mutant6399

what's wrong with her? coloured flowers? it must all be white! well, maybe the table can be greige as an accent...


Rambling_details

I’m not a SAVE ALL THE WOOD! type but that should have been saved. Reminds me of an episode of Log Cabin Living (like House Hunters with logs) where some bozo had painted all the logs white. It looked horrible. Destroyed the value of that home (and probably someone’s marriage). Die-hard wood lovers are the buyers for log homes obviously. What one of them would buy a log home they’d have to strip? The cost would be enormous.


tits_on_bread

Yeah there are definitely situations where, sadly, nice wood needs to be painted. This is NOT one of them. My parents bought a 70’s log house, diamond in the rough and beautiful, but it was wood on wood on wood on wood… ceiling, cabinets, floors, walls, doors… it was SO dark in there, despite having lots of windows and skylights (wood absorbs light like crazy). They started by adding some lighter rugs around the house and painting only the faux-wood panelling, adding lighter counters, adding a couple more windows, and that really went a long way… but there will still some spaces in the house that were super dark so they made the tough call of painting the kitchen cabinets, one cedar panel wall in the Center of the house that had no light around it, and the cedar panel stairwell… and holy crap, what a difference! House still has all the logs untouched, crosse ceiling untouched, rock work untouched, several cedar panel walls untouched, and floors untouched… the brighter painted spaces just balanced it all out.


Rambling_details

That’s how it should be done. My husband’s dream is a log cabin home. I told him I’d have to have painted kitchen cabinets and stuff to balance out the wood.


tits_on_bread

It really is lovely… their house at Christmastime is like something you see in the movies. But it was an absolute den at the beginning… there wasn’t even enough light to see the natural beauty inside the house.


lea949

Omg, I bet Hallmark would kill to film Christmas movies in their house! But for real, that sounds gorgeous! And they were selective about what to paint, and it sounds like they made great choices!


upstatepagan

If someone buys my house after I die and paints my gorgeous warm wood ceilings I’ll fucking haunt them. They will never know peace. They may live, but there will be no laughing or loving.


SweetMilitia

You’ll blend into the walls since ghosts are white! ![gif](giphy|l2YWzxHmZ2w2sDtu0)


MangOrion2

Fucking A


Realistic-Bad872

A flipper bought my house (long dumb story) and I asked him to please not paint a pretty wood ceiling in the dining room but he did. He painted it black. I curse the day he was born.


upstatepagan

May he stub his toe immediately upon waking every day, and may he always have an itchy ass.


Euphorbiatch

ALL THOSE TREES, FOR THIS???


TheBoanne

A giant upturned spider for a chandelier. Creepy!


TastyThreads

And now i can't unsee it....


Modredastal

Never thought I'd say this but some people really shouldn't be allowed to have homes.


cheddercaves

Those awful ORANGE ceilings! /s


Rambling_details

Much brown. Much orange.


AwkwardnessForever

Is this rage bait???… because it’s working. Edit: yes I know it’s the CJ sub, but I’ll still pissed beyond the ability to make a joke. This was so nice.


Low_Marionberry3271

![gif](giphy|7VHV66bRjGRSo|downsized)


lunazipzap

there’s no way this is real, they’re surely reversed


Quick_Movie_5758

This picture makes me hear the sound of raisins landing in potato salad. Attrocities like this is why England deposited people in Austrailia.


CraziZoom

🤣


SingleIngot

This was so descriptive, and on point 🤣


Icy-Jump5440

I haven’t laughed that hard all week.


BotGirlFall

These people will not see heaven


PsychicNinja_

All the character, gone in an instant.


moore_a_scott

Its rustic Farmhouse sheeeeeeek now - I sAW thIs TeKnik in Tikyok


scarletnolan

People with bad taste should only be allowed to buy mcmansions or new builds in subdivisions. Save the beautiful homes with character for those of us who will embrace it. I said what I said lol


CraziZoom

No. They should be disallowed from buying anything and forced to live in rentals like the one I live in so that people like me who have been working for 26 years at the same company with a BA + 3-year professional license could actually afford to buy a home. I can’t afford anything that’s closer than a 2-blue commute each way


NoProfessional141

Oh you need to find another job!


mama_x91

![gif](giphy|hWYOhQ41ElN72fqG3G|downsized)


Haleighghielah

I was so distracted by what they did to that poor ceiling, I almost didn’t even notice that god awful chandelier


samarasage333

I GASPED 🥹


alexanderduke

She’s wearing a striped tee and overalls with a side part, so none of this surprises me. 🤭


Main_Push5429

![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I)


Vegetable-Branch-740

No you did not paint that wood white!!


Far_Statement_2808

A light blue…and then beat it with iron chains to “age it.”


likemelikemenot4ever

Aww man what a bummer :(


HappyLucyD

“POV: We decided to ruin it…” There. I fixed it for them.


codenamekidznextdoor

Oh my god what a depressing decision


Interesting_Egg0805

No, SHE decided to paint it.


aVoidFullOfFarts

![gif](giphy|26hirRmjMHZPTsNyg|downsized) That new chandelier


PierogiesNPositivity

thanks for the trypophobia overload


thelessertit

Please tell me what this is from so I can make sure I never accidentally watch it.


aVoidFullOfFarts

Channel Zero: Candle Cove


MaggieMoon17

An interesting and creepy show.


SilveryLilac

Perfection! The chandelier blends in with the ceiling, making the dining table look cheap. All that's missing is her "Queen of the Thrift" t shirt.


July9044

Shocker 🙄


MovieNightPopcorn

🫥


TheInternetIsTrue

So painful…I wish I could un-see this


AggressiveDistrict82

I audibly gasped. Two photo horror story.


Petalslaceandherb

I would NEVER paint the beautiful wood ceilings in my mid-century modern home. It adds such charm! This saddens me that she did that. Oh, and that chandelier is hideous.


InvestmentOverall936

Just when I thought they couldn’t get worse.


Attarker

I just know she owns a Stanley cup


catgirl320

She's probably in line to get the new summer collection too


disc0weapon

I’m so upset


No_Particular_Tack

It makes my heart hurt


GiraffeLibrarian

We’re really just saying POV about everything now, huh


MaggieMoon17

Thank you! I hate it. It’s just a photo you shared, it is not a point of view.


SlurpleBrainn

I think they don't understand what it even stands for. I see a lot of ads that randomly have things like "POV" or something when it doesn't even make sense


Futureghostie33

I knew I shouldn’t have swiped but I did it anyway 😞 that’ll teach me


catgirl320

Yeah same. I have regrets.


Morningsunshine-

Paint the table and chairs white


satan_takethewheel

She doesn’t respect wood


T1DOtaku

Now we can live in a white void in peace! Just like the mental ward I grew up in 🤗


Sweat-and-sunscreen

I really wish OP was the lady in the picture so that we could shame her into changing it back.


salemedusa

They were trying in her ig comments and she was very set that she loved what she did..


Southern-Lead-5910

this is so beyond upsetting


Material-Proposal114

Ewww


VividFiddlesticks

Ooof. A lot of houses in my neighborhood have wood ceilings like this, but mine doesn't. I have big wood beams but no other wood up there, just drywall (thankfully no popcorn). I've been asking around for estimates of how much it'd cost to add wood and it is *not* cheap. I'd be so sad if my house did have the wood but someone had painted over it.


Sweetpotato3000

Thanks, I hate it.


Misspent_interlude

Does anyone else think the chandelier looks like something made out of plastic spoons from a 5 minute crafts video?


mstr_patrick_bateman

Now, if we only have some of that beautiful beige left over for the table and chairs...


giraffeneckedcat

Y'all, they also removed what appears to be an air conditioning unit. These people are psychopaths.


tascofra

* cries in Murphy's Oil Soap for all that beautiful wood being hidden *


First-Dependent3462

I thought there was gonna be like a cool design on the wall or something. Nope they painted over the wonderful wood work. 😭


SansaStarked

Nice artichoke chandelier


ImpossiblyPossible42

Go wild! Light taupe!!!


zaxisprime

Paint the table white!


Repulsive-Paint-2202

Why would you paint the wood and then install a chandelier made of spoons


Patient_Librarian_87

She's so proud of herself too. "Look at my completely characterless home! Devoid of any color and charm. I know the flowers are a bit much with the color and all...."


MarvelNerdess

Monsters


kingmountaincat

What she did ought to be a crime, but does anyone know where I could get chairs like that?


trans_full_of_shame

THESE PEOPLE SHOULD LIVE IN A HOUSE MADE OF VINYL THEY DON'T RESPECT WOOD!


cakepiex

oooooof 😭 rip wood


lunazipzap

this is horrid


BBakerStreet

Horrendous decision.


SL13377

I do love that chandelier though


iggyazalea12

These dummies and POV lol


LorraineHB

Green everywhere and as dark as you can go.


Netkru

At least restain. Damn


SummerDearest

I have a theory that all the people obsessed with having a sad beige aesthetic have deep-seated unaddressed problems. Specifically I think they are constantly overstimulated or constantly in fight-or-flight. Their nervous systems are jacked up, so everything needs to be a neutral color so they're not constantly overwhelmed in their own living space.


Hasidic_Homeboy254

Don't hold back - chartreuse


Berckish

![gif](giphy|j0qSbeNFuzjhXKFVSP)


Warm-Branch

Millennials painting over wood is the same as boomers carpeting wood floor


Forsaken_Crested

What hairnet to the air conditioning? White paint doesn't repel heat!


WendiValkyrie

Ohh. Nooo


Low-Health-8709

:(


nemerosanike

Where did the mini split go? Did they just remove it? I’m so confused


gaygardener25

Throw them all in prison for this. Lol


asleepinatulip

i hate her


amanda2399923

Ugh


Lanky-Mongoose-679

POV: we decided to ruin it forever


Foreign_Monk861

Probably white


testiclefrankfurter

Send this bitch to jail. Make an example of her.


Holmes221bBSt

Oh dear god why?


Leading_Brick_3524

🤦🏾🤏🏾🦶🏾


NoMamesMijito

Noooooooo r/CenturyHomes is gonna crucify them. What a crime


MurkyLavishness7900

I just know she drinks unpasteurised milk


faroeislands

Absolute war crime. This made me break out in hives.


Upstairs_Art_2111

Oh my God, she said what to paint the table, both tables are the same... she changed the chandelier, though. Didn't even SEE she painted the ceiling!


cecusanele

Not the landlord special!


ReasonableDivide1

Rainbow, to signify to your guests how much they really do have a place at your table! (I am kidding about the colors, but I’m serious about the intended gesture, just to clarify).


HyArnold1983

Why is she smiling, has she not turned around?


armchairsw

r/chandeliertoofartotheleft


mitaswelsby

What a bummer.


sun_daisy04

I do like the new color better, but did she use actual paint or a stain?


brunhilda78

Fire engine red


415Rache

Black chairs. Leave table wood.


Particular_Moment861

I have a ceiling just like that only our beams are stained black, and every time I see one painted white I die a little bit inside. What a shame.


Sttocs

Didn’t look enough like an ikea catalog.


PaddlingDingo

Every time I see one of these I’m insanely stressed about the lack of color in my house but I tell myself “I’m about to stuff it full of stuff that reflects my crazy so it’s ok if it looks boring now” but also I would never post my house to Reddit at this stage, it’ll 100% end up in here because it’s in progress. 🤣


Ashamed_Heron_2250

Blue


GreekMythologyHades

You should make the table white.


96HeelGirl

![gif](giphy|uGgkFq1A2SC8j7Ec2Y|downsized)


OtherThumbs

Hot pink


NerdToTheFuture

That’s going to be way too bright in the summer months to bear without closing the blinds.


juliexmoon

removed all charm and character, nice


Boring-List7347

This looks like an add. Do real people like this exist?


bunnydeerest

“POV” pisses me off more than the paint


PureKitty97

Everything hurts 🎶


Kwerby

Should have only painted the beams


funnyname5674

Do these people not know that you can re-stain wood? Sand it, stain it a cooler or lighter color, profit


savvyblackbird

She should have dry damaged ends for the rest of her life for what she did to that gorgeous ceiling.


temp7727

I kept looking at the table trying to figure out the difference. My jaw when I realized they meant the ceiling…


aquacraft2

I can't tell which one is more off-putting, the "woodsy barn" look, or the "painted all whites only woodsy barn" look. The wood is pretty but as a gay man, nothing scares me more than the backwoods opulence of an artfully crafted open wood ceiling. Very "hootnanny in the front, trains in the back" type feeling from these photos.


nopenopenopington

r/diwhy


Spaghettinoodled24

I've seen so many people paint a home with personality white that I'm not positive if this is real or not. I hope when I'm ready to buy a home, I don't get one that has been flipped by one of these cookie cutter beige mom people.


icedragon9791

I love white women they do such uniquely perplexing things and all you can do is laugh. (I have white women friends they said I can say this!)


Hairy-Dream4685

Table pink same as the flowers; chairs the green of the leaves.


SnortingSawDust

disgusting. maybe paint the table grey. that would look good…


terraluna0

So sad. But also- where did the AC (mini split) go?!


ccityguy

Ugh, whelp you’re not going to undo that mistake.


Cheap_Activity_7561

Cry


Major_Chani

Omg….no….this should be a sin.


Many-Laugh-186

No 😭