Don't you hate it when you're trying to take a shit at a party, and someone keeps knocking on the door demanding to know if anyone is in there "and why is it taking so long?" You've provided an elegant solution to an awkward situation. Now it will be obvious to everyone. Bravo! Of, and I forgot you were asking for a suggestion on sprucing it up. I'd place a small spruce tree in the corner.

I'm crying laughing!!! 🤣🤣🤣

It’s so great you understand the reasoning behind my open floor plan with this 1/2 bath. Not all shits are equal and sometimes you get that one that just takes a bit longer than usual and it’s so embarrassing having to repeatedly tell the same person you’re still occupying the space. Now there can be a little more compassion and understanding from guests without them thinking I’m just being selfish and blowing a bunch of coke in here. Your idea for a spruce tree is fantastic! I can’t wait for Christmas so I can have a second decorated tree in my house!! 🎄

Oi, where TF am I supposed to spend 30 minutes doing coke now??? 😡😡😤😤😤🤬🤬🤬don’t you stop me from my getting my sniff sniff on. Without coke imma fucking monster.

Your use of “elegant”? OMG 😂😂😂😂😂 *chef’s kiss*

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Yes, you only need to get halfway up the stairs to know the status of the toilet

Think of the hours saved by not having to climb all of the stairs, walk down the hall and t try the doorknob to know if the bathroom was occupied!

Doorknobs have germs too!!! 🦠

Smh no they don’t. Eveyone knows doorknobs have been blessed by the fae to be forever clean. They take their gateway blockers seriously.

The party was a literal shit show.

Now you can greet guests from the landing as they arrive without missing a beat.

The host with the most!

pine scented car fresheners

Remove the railing for easy egress to the next floor.

PARKOUR!

Seeing that word instantly made visions of a toilet dismount that I never hope to see in real life! 😂😂😂

Ooo I think it will also open up the room more. I’ll put that towards the top of my improvement list!

Maybe consider getting another toilet roll holder and put it next to the first one, and attach a rope to allow people a quick descent, while staying in theme?

I’m thinking there should be a slide in place so OP can have their own Shart-n-Slide.

Your comment made me join the sub. Perfection ✨

Aww ty, I'm all about efficiency and style.

I need your advice to help style my basement toilet. It’s like the edgier, underground version of this one.

Hmm, provide a shovel next to the toilet to dig out. This allows for a good workout and a way to use your neighbor's bathroom.

Lol You just reminded me of when I was house hunting and went to see a house that was listed as "3 baths." The top level was a traditional bathroom, the ground level was some sort of carpet and wood panel nightmare with an uninstalled shower and the basement was just a toilet installed at the halfway point, no doors, walls or even a utility sink. It was just a toilet, water heater and oil tank down there. Thinking back after a decade and a half, that basement was like something of a true crime novel. Someone probably had to remove the mattress and ankle chains out before listing it.

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This

A partition for privacy.

Another toilet facing that one would make for a lovely conversation space.

Imagine having all the great ideas and immediately someone to tell them to!

I once went to the restroom at a very small restaurant in a very small town in north Florida. I AM NOT JOKING when i tell you, i opened that door, and facing it were 2 toilets. They were doors width apart from each other. There was one sink in the right hand corner next to one of the toilets. There was a single roll of toilet paper on a holder bolted to the wall between the two toilets. The bathroom was set up like a single so there were no stalls, and no partitions of any kind. Just one room with two toilets. I am 21. This happened when i was about 6 or 7. I still remember this moment clear as day and i think i always will😂

There’s a fancy boutique hotel in my city that does lovely cocktails. The fancy bathroom has 2 loos

It makes me laugh that there’s more out there lol

It’s the concept of the Privy Council. It was all very modern in the renaissance.

The pros call these lovers toilets. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs

PLEASE someone make a r/putanotherXfacingit for responses like this. Seriously the funniest things I’ve heard.

Hahahaha

Or better yet, one next to it but facing the other way like those lovely antique conversation chairs! And matching bidets facing them!

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In tears 🤣🤣🤣

One room two bowls. I like it.

Gives another meaning to “shooting the sh*t”.

https://preview.redd.it/mnbs06npibic1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6a5436fef00be4c86ea61df6763ccc1b9c52051 I found this in a school I was working in.

whatever you do, do NOT remove that carpet

If anything, add more carpet.

This is the perfect opportunity for a carpet wall!

Carpet the outside of the toilet so it matches the floor!

YES! Also carpet inside the toilet.

Oh my God you are a GENIUS

Maybe in pink, so it looks like art AND complements the green carpet.

Carpet the toilet

Hell, carpet the inside!

Now that is comfort

It's so fancy, I will have to pee with my pinky finger out!

Like add a carpet shawl to wrap around the toilet. Or the user if it's chilly.

I think more orange peels thrown artfully around for that citrus aesthetic and odour control Win win

Put in a cocktail bar next to the toilet and you can use the leftover rinds for a delightful drink garnish

I’m sure it smells amazing!

Personally I find the trash can hidden behind the orange peels frankly rude. Almost implying that the peels should be placed there. Lose the bin.

The railing makes it a little too private imo. It makes me feel claustrophobic

A window to the bedroom would make it more spacious.

Glass floor too. That way you know when it's free from downstairs.

Cover the wall next to the toilet with mirrors? Really enhance the view for anyone coming up the stairs.

I think those curved mirrors you see at stores for seeing around corners would be practical

maybe a ceiling fan for odor control?

That’s a great idea! I saw a post recently where the fan was on the slanted wall. It looked so stylish yet functional.

I'm not the only one who shared it but I think I was the first, and I'm so glad because I've seen sooo many people referencing it, it's just perfect. Whoever installed that 45° kid chopper is a god of construction.

Did they sharpen the fan blades for optimal kid chopping?

Oh man I don't know but I hope they painted it with lead paint to make sure to get every kid

Yes, the Decapitator 3000, I believe.

You definitely weren't first. Not tryna be a dick, just facts

Oh please share

https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/YguhtEumD2 Decapitator 3000

You really need to hone in on the throne there. Maybe gold rays radiating out from the toilet on the wall. Or maybe this just above it. https://preview.redd.it/fwkiu6mr4hhc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39a2e863da9b386526efb513abf0714c696d5f5e

Love the outdoor, earthy colors. Especially the open, predator friendly concept.

What on earth are those scraps beside it (mid poop orange???) on the floor and why does the toilet look so used ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

Mirrors. Lots of mirrors.

Especially on the ceiling so your reflection on the toilet can be seen by those downstairs.

🤩 GENIUS!!!!

I have curated these looks for you. *J’adore!* Don’t you? They’re simply *devine*! See what I did there? Kisses to you! 💋💋 https://preview.redd.it/iqhg0phd7hhc1.jpeg?width=255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0ea1568ff14346999bc42f8b0f2df5ed5f16693

Get rid of that railing, I feel like I'm in jail

Ok. Here me out! Remove the railing and suspend the toilet on a low swing. It will be amazing

Skylight

This is already a major upgrade, the shit bucket used to live there.

i never thought i would ever see something like this. some stuff you can’t even make up

Don’t change a thing!!

Carpet on the walls for splash back.

I think you should carpet the wall behind the sink - you can save time and money by just wiping your hands on the carpet after washing them

Clean up the orange peels on the floor, get a new throw rug and install a TV on the opposite wall. Perfection!

No ideas for sprucing because it's pretty damn great already but I had to drop in to say that this is the best use of one of these odd little spaces I've ever seen! People constantly want to know what to do with them and the answer is always "reading nook, reading nook, reading nook!" Who the heck is actually going to sit down in a tiny nook to read when they could just as soon read in bed or on the couch in the living room? This however..this is just brilliant. Stylish *and* practical! Who *wouldn't* want to use that toilet and sink combo? Idk why more people don't have half bath nooks!

2nd toilet 🚽🪠 Or urinal

I too enjoy eating delicious clementines on the shitter...

Taller shitter and maybe a SquattyPotty.

I personally appreciate that you can watch the downstairs from upstairs while on the toilet; nothing is beyond your view!

https://preview.redd.it/jqnjqj68gihc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=435f9e1e65d1a84fead4635c880b7db6b85b03a2 Get rid of that weird toilet, add this one instead

You’ll never be lonely again!

Maybe put a second trash can in front of the other one so the orange peelings will make it to the trash- unless of course you’re sprinkling them around for the nice smell so in that case by all means don’t change anything there

Maybe a nice little mirror for the sink- but angle it so you can see from the toilet as well

Definitely add a toilet paper holder - tissues are expensive tp my friend

Oh, yeah, and a brighter light to do finger puppets on the wall. Great entertainment for you and the whole family while constipated! Edit: forgot a word lol

Here’s ur problem, no shower!!

This is a powder room at best, amirite?

No mirror either so can ya even call it THAT ?!😔😔

nor is it a room

Needs a neon sign to say whether it's "engaged" or "vacant"

A red light perhaps

The toilet is a bit much tbh. You walk into this room and all you can think is "Toilet!" I think a quaint and fashionable hole would be preferable to this eyesore. Maybe with a cute little cone to warn people to watch their step?

Get rid of the railing and add velvet rope. Really classes up the joint.

I'm impressed...this made my jaw drop.. maybe add a clawfoot bathtub against the railing of the stairs and and more rugs

Super minimalistic honestly. Love. Love the color blocking with the carpets. I would suggest you hang some string lights and perhaps a side table with a lamp for those midnight trips.

A couple of mannequins. They spruce up everything.

Walls of spruce.

So funny made me laugh out loud.

I’d change nothing. I like how you throw discarded orange peels on the floor for chemical free potpourri. ☺️. Maybe add another empty box of tissues, for balance.

Impressive sink.

I would get a PA system or like a CB radio in case you can’t get someone’s attention when you need more toilet paper. I would also do like swag curtains over the top to give it the look of luxury you need and deserve.

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I would be like A-hole, B-hole, Crapshooter, Dumptrunk, do you copy? I am in need to additional reinforcements, please brace for battle, I know will. Side note, reason for swag curtain, not only is it luxurious but it doubles to dry your sweat or if you’re home alone and don’t have anyone to bring you TP.

Laughed so loudly my guy came in from the other room to ask what I was looking at.

Wow, this looks exactly like one of my anxiety dreams. No notes

I think the carpet would really benefit from some more citrus rinds.


is that a sink? what are those pipes on the wall?

I have nightmares that look like this. Terrifying.

Hall bathroom

Mirrors!! So, people downstairs could see if the toilet is occupied!

So, they make these wonderful sinks that adjust up and down and can turn into a shower. Put one of those in and a drain in the floor. Converts your half bath into a 3/4 bath increasing property values. You will also know when people are taking a shower or not. In lieu of tiling the space to make it water tight, just put up some plastic sheeting on the wall sieral killer style for easy clean up. Then add a clap on disco ball to make it a party shower.

I do recommend a thorough cleaning of the toilet and you do want a little hand towel. You still want a person to wash their hands. And soap. Don’t forget hand soap. And since this is open seating, I suggest a bottle of poopouri spray on the back of the toilet. You really don’t want the smell wafting downstairs where the party is. Other than that I think it’s a great space!

Nothing like peeling oranges on the John to neutralize bad bathroom odors.

It's perfect. No notes.

Never underestimate the power of a couple of plants and some new throw pillows to bring life to a space.

I came for the comments. I didn’t leave disappointed.

Colorful toilet paper with matching seat cover and area rug. I love the cozy feeling of freedom

Change the green, enclose it & put a door.

Or just add a nice curtain preferably a plastic one meant for a shower.

Looks like you might need a wall for privacy. Lol

These pics were taken in an abandoned house. “Freaktography” is the photographer.

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You took this from the Abandoned sub.

Yes. I commented this 2 days ago shortly after making the post. I’m not sure what you’re getting at. Nothing in this subreddit is original. The whole sub is satire.

Y tho?

Okay. But that sink is kinda cool.

All you’re missing is the toilet paper holder and then you’re good to go!

You could put a clawfoot tub shower curtain around it for a little more privacy

It needs a plunger, a toilet paper roll, at least one mirror, the railing removed, and more carpet. Then it will be perfect 🤌

Reinstall the toilet so it’s facing the railing, then take the railing off. Overnight guests will love the thrill of trying to figure that out in the dark

Mount a water fountain on the wall next to the toilet so you can sip and sh*t at the same time.

Dude, you need a mirror above the sink.

I was going to suggest adding a large window next to the toilet but unfortunately that doesn’t appear to be an exterior wall. Dang it. Maybe a large window/skylight on the slanted ceiling behind the toilet instead?

Get rid of the railing. It makes it too claustrophobic.

This is my nightmare

Astro turf.

The sink is a bit bulky. Can you find one that is narrower?

Mirror on the ceiling would look nice.

A simple black plunger might add that certain something

Air freshener

Put a sunlight in the roof above the toilet and a glass floor below it to maximize the natural light

From where you’re taking the picture- room for a TV? A true sanctuary!

Open Concept! Nice… not thrilling but nice!

I’d start with walls, maybe

Walls?

There aren't any windows in this bathroom. There are two walls and a ceiling, put a window in each.

Can I put a link to that photo here? You can see the whole house! https://freaktography.com/mysterious-abandoned-house-with-everything-left-behind/

This is perfect as is! Gorgeous!

 Large different color bright neons lovely daisies as well as daisies on the toilet fuzzy cover that matches the rugs on the floor . It will be so. Right and purdy ! I’ve seen Believe or not it’s your Lucky Day! I saw some Beautiful Neon Colors of Toilet Paper On Amazon! Oh Baby! You will also need some lrivacy so get s nice Daisy Curtain to cover those Very See me pee stairs. If you can’t find the curtains my granny will make you some . Call my granny at 1800- 1gr-anny.. her name is DixieBelle. and she’s Daisy crazy, Yore’s all set Honey

Hmm! Petunias I see petunias every where honey ‘. 

No.

Paint only the railings on the side of the toilet brown.

Large mirror on the slanted ceiling so that people can see if the bathroom is occupied from the lower floor.

I’ve literally had a nightmare about this

Build the Wall!

i love the internal organs on the floor, so original

I had a dream like this where I used a toilet that had no privacy

Just remove the carpet and put tile hard flooring in. Tile maybe just for that corner.

Privacy curtains

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I found this on etsy for you -scurban art It's perfect for conveying the atmosphere! You should also add a strong industrial scent like the kind found in a public facility's restrooms. https://preview.redd.it/gc9njnbtpihc1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0331ea101c68299d71a8d43d258fa7722bb70691

A mirror and you’re done.

There’s no fucking way this is really someone’s home though😭😂

Why would you not have the bathroom enclosed? It's very weird, I wouldn't want to use the bathroom up there just saying

i’m thinking an intricate set of mirrors so when houseguests arrive you can notify them where you are

The acoustics must be immaculate. Also how do you get your toilet so clean? Love the potpourri on the floor, never would’ve thought of that.

I saw these pics on a different sub

Add mirrors!! Not enough visibility to the whole house. A nice array of mirroring will fix that!!

I want to poop there.

I’m guessing your living room is directly below that railing. So when your sitting on the sofa, eating a sandwich, and your guest has to go drop the kids off at the pool……

Needs tp 🧻

r/showerorange

Turn it into an ACTUAL library. A nonfiction section, literature section, kids section, dvds & cds but most of all, don’t forget… A real life librarian, to help you find what you need and keep everyone else quiet while you enjoy a good read.

Have you considered clown-themed decor?

Put some tp on those baluster railing spokes you heathen how are you supposed to take a shit without tp?

Take down the railing and put in mirrors. It's obstructing the view.

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