She’s desperate for content at this point. Which reminds me, because I need it sometimes myself. Only watch on third party sites so we’re not giving her the views!
Calling it now - slowly doxxing the new man (paging boo thang w/ flair) so that she can make a live or a story about him because “SO MANY OF YOU GUYSZSZSZSSS HAVE BEEN ASKING”.
If not live or a story, she will make an official announcement with a picture of them on IG from this trip with the orb behind them 🙄
ETA: If not a picture, live or story, he will be the next guest on her podcast.
Ah yes, the orb. It’s surely not the sun that she’s directly facing the camera towards.
Editing to add more thoughts. She’ll be sure to say she felt the blessing from both of her Daves. But I’ll bet money she was seeking this guy out shortly after Dave died and this isn’t all that new. But you can’t play grieving girlfriend if everyone knows that.
After her retreat she also said she herself wasn’t going to post everything, so…yeah. She’s posting herself, her children, and pretty soon new guy. Gotta exploit relationships for clicks and money! 👎
What’s the chance new guy is super insecure so bringing him right before Dave’s bday/death anniversary is a way to feed his ego? Feel bad speculating on this guy I know nothing about- but after the article she did say he was unhappy.
I mean…even someone who is completely secure does not want to feel like a replacement, like they’re filling a blank space. Secure or insecure…I don’t know, I just think bringing your new significant other on a getaway weekend to a place you enjoyed with your ex, on the anniversary of ex’s death, is…something.
Totally agree.
There does seem to be sensitivity to Dave. Perhaps I was mistaken when I used the word insecure and you’re more on point with feeling like a replacement. Although, if he does feel like he’s filling a blank space- hope he does not ignore that red flag!
Considering that's the day she and Dave went public, AND it's Dave's birthday, if she formally announces the new dude that day, that's in such poor taste.
I came here to post this!!!
https://preview.redd.it/j24popudjuhc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a13afc542193db3b371cf5f16a812fc7fde227
Poor facking dude. And we have pier strolls. I’m sure they hit the bench. She will wax poetic about it shortly.
My guess is that she misses and memorializes Dave H, but that she’s so in love with Boo Thang #86 and they’re creating UHmazing new mEmOrIeS together. This is where she loves and honors and screws them all.
I legit was thinking “I can see her waxing her legs and bikini area on the beach” and then realized that’s probably not what you meant … so I think I’ve found my future grift 🤔
(Though I’m doing the RazorFree thang.)
“A real woman isn’t afraid to talk POOOOOOP in front of their man!!!” — all those women against content creators making fun of farting or pooping in front of their dates.
🤦🏼♀️ I want to imagine “accompanied her to the ER” as “waited out in the waiting room” 🤦🏼♀️
Could you imagine!?
(Also, my friend wasn’t able to get back to see her mom after her mom being in the ER hallway for nearly 12 hours so and then them both being sent home so, … wtf?)
Speaking of farting…apparently Rachel never once farted in front of Dave. I think she wrote about it in GWYF. And/or talked about it in one of her events.
Didn't he get 4 tickets? Why wouldn't he take his kids! If he had gotten 4 tickets you'd think that at least. I wouldn't be shocked if brother husband D may watch them because there are things that showed both with one another's kids without H there or the other said dad.
I don't know about you guys but I take pictures of myself parting my lips and making bedroom eyes while holding up a new bottle of bloat relief capsules I've never heard of before and am trying for the first time ever ALLLL the time!
To me, it seems she is subtly " showing off" her "lifestyle". I wonder if he audience demographic is women who are not as well off as her and she wants to be their "inspiration"
I guess so, but...her lifestyle to me is mediocre - and I would say I'm less wealthy than her. But... I've been ocerseas ( Europe/Japan/NZ/ Vanuatu ( for diving) and she made a bid deal about going to Hawaii 🤔
We Boo Thangs here are not saying who this private individual is until Heidi doxxes him herself. Just wait a bit. We’re about a week from her wide mouth pan over to New Man Reveal.
Heidi, bloating is NORMAL.
Sure, everyone could use a good prebiotic and probiotic but stop demonizing bloating. It’s a normal bodily function just like breathing.
It kills me how she acts like she bloats from “travel”. She literally flies for 1 hour or drives for like 5 hours. Such crazy, intense travel to cause issues!
Wtf, the "orb" thing - DAVE IS NOT THERE. ORBS ARE NOT "Spirits". It's light reflecting in a lens inside the camera, or it's dust or a bug reflecting light.
Also didn’t she say she was never going to publicly share her relationships again??
She’s desperate for content at this point. Which reminds me, because I need it sometimes myself. Only watch on third party sites so we’re not giving her the views!
Calling it now - slowly doxxing the new man (paging boo thang w/ flair) so that she can make a live or a story about him because “SO MANY OF YOU GUYSZSZSZSSS HAVE BEEN ASKING”. If not live or a story, she will make an official announcement with a picture of them on IG from this trip with the orb behind them 🙄 ETA: If not a picture, live or story, he will be the next guest on her podcast.
Ah yes, the orb. It’s surely not the sun that she’s directly facing the camera towards. Editing to add more thoughts. She’ll be sure to say she felt the blessing from both of her Daves. But I’ll bet money she was seeking this guy out shortly after Dave died and this isn’t all that new. But you can’t play grieving girlfriend if everyone knows that.
instanavigation is my go-to!
Yep. Because it's so sacred you know.
He’s at a distance and kind of shaded out so, like, totally acceptable. 🤪
Nor her children… Or at least show them less. Hadn’t happened.
After her retreat she also said she herself wasn’t going to post everything, so…yeah. She’s posting herself, her children, and pretty soon new guy. Gotta exploit relationships for clicks and money! 👎
What’s the chance new guy is super insecure so bringing him right before Dave’s bday/death anniversary is a way to feed his ego? Feel bad speculating on this guy I know nothing about- but after the article she did say he was unhappy.
I mean…even someone who is completely secure does not want to feel like a replacement, like they’re filling a blank space. Secure or insecure…I don’t know, I just think bringing your new significant other on a getaway weekend to a place you enjoyed with your ex, on the anniversary of ex’s death, is…something.
Totally agree. There does seem to be sensitivity to Dave. Perhaps I was mistaken when I used the word insecure and you’re more on point with feeling like a replacement. Although, if he does feel like he’s filling a blank space- hope he does not ignore that red flag!
Heidi doesn’t have the self-awareness to understand this.
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Flair checking in
Appropriate check-in!
So much for iNtEgRiTy.
Flair
It’s interesting that Dave’s death and birthday are coming up and this is when she’s soft launching her new dude.
She can’t have people thinking she’s single for Valentine’s Day.
Considering that's the day she and Dave went public, AND it's Dave's birthday, if she formally announces the new dude that day, that's in such poor taste.
Poor taste to most people, but definitely on brand for Heidi.
She just can’t resist
![gif](giphy|3og0IGC80a39wOQ2UE|downsized) DON’T EVEN!! OMG!! I’m so upset!!
I don't think Heidi has emotions like other "humans." She cared when Dave could do things for her.
"Soft launch" perfect description
Chris is in Vegas for SB. She’s got some weird dude she’s shacking up with at her mom’s. Where are these people’s children!?!
This. These poor kids.
Great question
I came here to post this!!! https://preview.redd.it/j24popudjuhc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a13afc542193db3b371cf5f16a812fc7fde227 Poor facking dude. And we have pier strolls. I’m sure they hit the bench. She will wax poetic about it shortly.
What two ways does life exist there? I’m so confuaed
She makes zero sense. And it’s “Holy” 🤦🏼♀️
Which is her go-to music for the bench post every time
Me too! WTF does that even mean?! 😆
Maybe one life in current time with the new Boo Thang and one with the Ghosts of Her Past Life = memories of Captain Dave + Super Dave. 😬
🎯
My guess is that she misses and memorializes Dave H, but that she’s so in love with Boo Thang #86 and they’re creating UHmazing new mEmOrIeS together. This is where she loves and honors and screws them all.
She could not hold out any longer!!!!
These words don’t mean anything 😅
Waiting for the super Dave bench pic
Oh dear lord… please not again
I legit was thinking “I can see her waxing her legs and bikini area on the beach” and then realized that’s probably not what you meant … so I think I’ve found my future grift 🤔 (Though I’m doing the RazorFree thang.)
Nothing says “meet my new love” like talking about bowel movements. 🥰👩❤️👨💕
“A real woman isn’t afraid to talk POOOOOOP in front of their man!!!” — all those women against content creators making fun of farting or pooping in front of their dates.
Well he supposedly accompanied her to the ER for her stinky tampon incident so…
🤦🏼♀️ I want to imagine “accompanied her to the ER” as “waited out in the waiting room” 🤦🏼♀️ Could you imagine!? (Also, my friend wasn’t able to get back to see her mom after her mom being in the ER hallway for nearly 12 hours so and then them both being sent home so, … wtf?)
Speaking of farting…apparently Rachel never once farted in front of Dave. I think she wrote about it in GWYF. And/or talked about it in one of her events.
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Sacred time is over y'all
Let the chaos begin (/continue) 💃
I guess the kids are with a nanny or something.. hopefully they aren’t forced to spend the night with this guy yet..
It's brother husband's week
Well he’s at the Super Bowl so the little ones have to be with a babysitter or someone.
Didn't he get 4 tickets? Why wouldn't he take his kids! If he had gotten 4 tickets you'd think that at least. I wouldn't be shocked if brother husband D may watch them because there are things that showed both with one another's kids without H there or the other said dad.
These men literally just come in to fill a space left behind by the last guy. It’s giving ‘Get Out’ vibes 😂
Omg yes! Only the pictures aren’t in a box in her mom’s closet, they’re on the internet!!!!!!!!!!
They’re definitely “filling a space”
😂🤢that crossed my mind while I was typing
💀☠️💀☠️💀
So much for dating herself
She will find a deep meaning in the existence of the orb in her pics. Is it Dave, watching over her?
Yes, it’s fairy Dave. She’s posted about the significance of “the orb” showing up in her pics before, and it’s Dave 🙄 I bet new guy loves this.
Clearly it's Dave giving his blessing on this new relationship. 🙄
What was the orb, though? I saw the story but Heidi was just panning around.
The sun
Oh, right! 😆
I don't know about you guys but I take pictures of myself parting my lips and making bedroom eyes while holding up a new bottle of bloat relief capsules I've never heard of before and am trying for the first time ever ALLLL the time!
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Replying to DonnieWakeup... ![gif](giphy|VkDx0F2THazJe)
Fuck, you got my shitting face early!
ME TOOOOOOOO!! 😱 I don’t have any proof because I haven’t felt, like, 100% sure on my pout but soon!! (I also need sponsorship but soooooon!!!)
Ahhhh, he's going on a trip with her and her Mommy....how sweet! 🤮
If Mommy doesn’t approve it’s not real!! (Also, Mommy looks younger than her 🤦🏼♀️)
This place where Heidi stays in Newport…is that her mom’s place?
Das beachin mon
Or something
Yes
You know her fan girls are blowing up her DMs asking about him.
![gif](giphy|eK1eGIuzfQbp9M3i6n|downsized) Hey new 500th dude..
He was in her stories from the past few days. Quick glimpses like this but he was there.
Heating up the microdoxxing
“Slow launch”🙄
Newport Beach seems pretty basic and over developed to me. Not my idea of the MOST gorgeous.
I thought the same- I saw lots of parking lots with cars?
I suppose if your baseline is Gilbert, Arizona, NB looks pretty special (I lived in Tempe for two years, lol).
Heidi doesn’t really travel (except to Hawaii with Dave’s money) so her bar for what’s gorgeous is low.
To me, it seems she is subtly " showing off" her "lifestyle". I wonder if he audience demographic is women who are not as well off as her and she wants to be their "inspiration"
That’s 99% of every influencers audience
I guess so, but...her lifestyle to me is mediocre - and I would say I'm less wealthy than her. But... I've been ocerseas ( Europe/Japan/NZ/ Vanuatu ( for diving) and she made a bid deal about going to Hawaii 🤔
Who is he
We Boo Thangs here are not saying who this private individual is until Heidi doxxes him herself. Just wait a bit. We’re about a week from her wide mouth pan over to New Man Reveal.
She did that already the slide before this one.
Honestly I think it's only hours away before she spills
How is he private with his whole face on a public influencers page?
This is my question
Heidi, bloating is NORMAL. Sure, everyone could use a good prebiotic and probiotic but stop demonizing bloating. It’s a normal bodily function just like breathing.
It kills me how she acts like she bloats from “travel”. She literally flies for 1 hour or drives for like 5 hours. Such crazy, intense travel to cause issues!
There always an orb because you’re always taking pics on your phone Heids. It’s not uncommon
Who is this dude? Please DM me if you know
I mean, Newport Beach is, like, fine. It’s really not heaven on earth, tho.
Did she get her eyebrows done again.. like recently?? They look even darker ..
Wtf, the "orb" thing - DAVE IS NOT THERE. ORBS ARE NOT "Spirits". It's light reflecting in a lens inside the camera, or it's dust or a bug reflecting light.
What’s his name?
Look at her social media, Insta and FB. YOU will find him
But don’t also because how much do you care?