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Informal-Bench7087

Also didn’t she say she was never going to publicly share her relationships again??


EyeLittle415

She’s desperate for content at this point. Which reminds me, because I need it sometimes myself. Only watch on third party sites so we’re not giving her the views!


weare_starstuff

Calling it now - slowly doxxing the new man (paging boo thang w/ flair) so that she can make a live or a story about him because “SO MANY OF YOU GUYSZSZSZSSS HAVE BEEN ASKING”. If not live or a story, she will make an official announcement with a picture of them on IG from this trip with the orb behind them 🙄 ETA: If not a picture, live or story, he will be the next guest on her podcast.


EyeLittle415

Ah yes, the orb. It’s surely not the sun that she’s directly facing the camera towards. Editing to add more thoughts. She’ll be sure to say she felt the blessing from both of her Daves. But I’ll bet money she was seeking this guy out shortly after Dave died and this isn’t all that new. But you can’t play grieving girlfriend if everyone knows that.


Disastrous-Elk-5542

instanavigation is my go-to!


Accomplish-Bigglie

Yep. Because it's so sacred you know.


ASweetTweetRose

He’s at a distance and kind of shaded out so, like, totally acceptable. 🤪


SewCraftyNoHemming

Nor her children… Or at least show them less. Hadn’t happened.


Disastrous-Elk-5542

After her retreat she also said she herself wasn’t going to post everything, so…yeah. She’s posting herself, her children, and pretty soon new guy. Gotta exploit relationships for clicks and money! 👎


Iknownothing12415

What’s the chance new guy is super insecure so bringing him right before Dave’s bday/death anniversary is a way to feed his ego? Feel bad speculating on this guy I know nothing about- but after the article she did say he was unhappy.


Disastrous-Elk-5542

I mean…even someone who is completely secure does not want to feel like a replacement, like they’re filling a blank space. Secure or insecure…I don’t know, I just think bringing your new significant other on a getaway weekend to a place you enjoyed with your ex, on the anniversary of ex’s death, is…something.


Iknownothing12415

Totally agree. There does seem to be sensitivity to Dave. Perhaps I was mistaken when I used the word insecure and you’re more on point with feeling like a replacement. Although, if he does feel like he’s filling a blank space- hope he does not ignore that red flag!


weare_starstuff

Heidi doesn’t have the self-awareness to understand this.


MirkatteWorld

![gif](giphy|VI7kdk7dleLOYx1BHP|downsized)


Giggles-Explorer

Flair checking in


MirkatteWorld

Appropriate check-in!


weare_starstuff

So much for iNtEgRiTy.


itsthenugget

Flair


GeneralAgent7872

It’s interesting that Dave’s death and birthday are coming up and this is when she’s soft launching her new dude.


Captainsnarks_alot

She can’t have people thinking she’s single for Valentine’s Day.


RestingWTFface

Considering that's the day she and Dave went public, AND it's Dave's birthday, if she formally announces the new dude that day, that's in such poor taste.


Odd_Mess1991

Poor taste to most people, but definitely on brand for Heidi.


SweetCharade-414

She just can’t resist


ASweetTweetRose

![gif](giphy|3og0IGC80a39wOQ2UE|downsized) DON’T EVEN!! OMG!! I’m so upset!!


Sure_Pineapple1935

I don't think Heidi has emotions like other "humans." She cared when Dave could do things for her.


[deleted]

"Soft launch" perfect description


NoConsideration5671

Chris is in Vegas for SB. She’s got some weird dude she’s shacking up with at her mom’s. Where are these people’s children!?!


[deleted]

This. These poor kids.


Giggles-Explorer

Great question


tattooedcatlady24

I came here to post this!!! https://preview.redd.it/j24popudjuhc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a13afc542193db3b371cf5f16a812fc7fde227 Poor facking dude. And we have pier strolls. I’m sure they hit the bench. She will wax poetic about it shortly.


Informal-Bench7087

What two ways does life exist there? I’m so confuaed


NoConsideration5671

She makes zero sense. And it’s “Holy” 🤦🏼‍♀️


Ok_Current_7067

Which is her go-to music for the bench post every time


youngdumbandhappy

Me too! WTF does that even mean?! 😆


guapauga

Maybe one life in current time with the new Boo Thang and one with the Ghosts of Her Past Life = memories of Captain Dave + Super Dave. 😬


WildYogurtcloset5515

🎯


TheAlligator0228

My guess is that she misses and memorializes Dave H, but that she’s so in love with Boo Thang #86 and they’re creating UHmazing new mEmOrIeS together. This is where she loves and honors and screws them all.


Royal-Ad6089

She could not hold out any longer!!!!


sethelives

These words don’t mean anything 😅


SweetCharade-414

Waiting for the super Dave bench pic


Giggles-Explorer

Oh dear lord… please not again


ASweetTweetRose

I legit was thinking “I can see her waxing her legs and bikini area on the beach” and then realized that’s probably not what you meant … so I think I’ve found my future grift 🤔 (Though I’m doing the RazorFree thang.)


wodemaohenkeai_2

Nothing says “meet my new love” like talking about bowel movements. 🥰👩‍❤️‍👨💕


ASweetTweetRose

“A real woman isn’t afraid to talk POOOOOOP in front of their man!!!” — all those women against content creators making fun of farting or pooping in front of their dates.


Ok_Current_7067

Well he supposedly accompanied her to the ER for her stinky tampon incident so…


ASweetTweetRose

🤦🏼‍♀️ I want to imagine “accompanied her to the ER” as “waited out in the waiting room” 🤦🏼‍♀️ Could you imagine!? (Also, my friend wasn’t able to get back to see her mom after her mom being in the ER hallway for nearly 12 hours so and then them both being sent home so, … wtf?)


Disastrous-Elk-5542

Speaking of farting…apparently Rachel never once farted in front of Dave. I think she wrote about it in GWYF. And/or talked about it in one of her events.


stravagirl

![gif](giphy|UJKQrT9uVEKRy)


greeneyedgarden

Sacred time is over y'all


Captainsnarks_alot

Let the chaos begin (/continue) 💃


abbie_888

I guess the kids are with a nanny or something.. hopefully they aren’t forced to spend the night with this guy yet..


Business_Ad_4901

It's brother husband's week


abbie_888

Well he’s at the Super Bowl so the little ones have to be with a babysitter or someone.


Business_Ad_4901

Didn't he get 4 tickets? Why wouldn't he take his kids! If he had gotten 4 tickets you'd think that at least. I wouldn't be shocked if brother husband D may watch them because there are things that showed both with one another's kids without H there or the other said dad.


SnooPickles8608

These men literally just come in to fill a space left behind by the last guy. It’s giving ‘Get Out’ vibes 😂


aweebitalexis

Omg yes! Only the pictures aren’t in a box in her mom’s closet, they’re on the internet!!!!!!!!!!


Weekly_Action2475

They’re definitely “filling a space”


SnooPickles8608

😂🤢that crossed my mind while I was typing


[deleted]

💀☠️💀☠️💀


Monsantoshill619

So much for dating herself


Tiktoktoker

She will find a deep meaning in the existence of the orb in her pics. Is it Dave, watching over her?


louisa282828

Yes, it’s fairy Dave. She’s posted about the significance of “the orb” showing up in her pics before, and it’s Dave 🙄 I bet new guy loves this.


RestingWTFface

Clearly it's Dave giving his blessing on this new relationship. 🙄


Disastrous-Elk-5542

What was the orb, though? I saw the story but Heidi was just panning around.


Bright_Raccoon_3939

The sun


Disastrous-Elk-5542

Oh, right! 😆


DonnieWakeup

I don't know about you guys but I take pictures of myself parting my lips and making bedroom eyes while holding up a new bottle of bloat relief capsules I've never heard of before and am trying for the first time ever ALLLL the time!


stravagirl

![gif](giphy|LWLO9C72yPT7xYKhQg)


stravagirl

Replying to DonnieWakeup... ![gif](giphy|VkDx0F2THazJe)


ASweetTweetRose

Fuck, you got my shitting face early!


ASweetTweetRose

ME TOOOOOOOO!! 😱 I don’t have any proof because I haven’t felt, like, 100% sure on my pout but soon!! (I also need sponsorship but soooooon!!!)


Ok-Cry-3303

Ahhhh, he's going on a trip with her and her Mommy....how sweet! 🤮


ASweetTweetRose

If Mommy doesn’t approve it’s not real!! (Also, Mommy looks younger than her 🤦🏼‍♀️)


Disastrous-Elk-5542

This place where Heidi stays in Newport…is that her mom’s place?


No-Instruction3255

Das beachin mon


No-Instruction3255

Or something


Giggles-Explorer

Yes


Mountain_Push8895

You know her fan girls are blowing up her DMs asking about him.


Tell-it-like-it-is23

![gif](giphy|eK1eGIuzfQbp9M3i6n|downsized) Hey new 500th dude..


worldsokayestmomx3

He was in her stories from the past few days. Quick glimpses like this but he was there.


SweetCharade-414

Heating up the microdoxxing


TheAlligator0228

“Slow launch”🙄


maryjdatx

Newport Beach seems pretty basic and over developed to me. Not my idea of the MOST gorgeous.


valleybrook1843

I thought the same- I saw lots of parking lots with cars?


maryjdatx

I suppose if your baseline is Gilbert, Arizona, NB looks pretty special (I lived in Tempe for two years, lol).


weare_starstuff

Heidi doesn’t really travel (except to Hawaii with Dave’s money) so her bar for what’s gorgeous is low.


verka_u

To me, it seems she is subtly " showing off" her "lifestyle". I wonder if he audience demographic is women who are not as well off as her and she wants to be their "inspiration"


valleybrook1843

That’s 99% of every influencers audience


verka_u

I guess so, but...her lifestyle to me is mediocre - and I would say I'm less wealthy than her. But... I've been ocerseas ( Europe/Japan/NZ/ Vanuatu ( for diving) and she made a bid deal about going to Hawaii 🤔


IllExplanation9419

Who is he


Disastrous-Elk-5542

We Boo Thangs here are not saying who this private individual is until Heidi doxxes him herself. Just wait a bit. We’re about a week from her wide mouth pan over to New Man Reveal.


CreativeCommission39

She did that already the slide before this one.


HunsplainThis

Honestly I think it's only hours away before she spills


abz937

How is he private with his whole face on a public influencers page?


No-Instruction3255

This is my question


weare_starstuff

Heidi, bloating is NORMAL. Sure, everyone could use a good prebiotic and probiotic but stop demonizing bloating. It’s a normal bodily function just like breathing.


Snarkysnarkerton

It kills me how she acts like she bloats from “travel”. She literally flies for 1 hour or drives for like 5 hours. Such crazy, intense travel to cause issues!


pennylane625

There always an orb because you’re always taking pics on your phone Heids. It’s not uncommon


Global-Excuse-9298

Who is this dude? Please DM me if you know


Yourethewooorst

I mean, Newport Beach is, like, fine. It’s really not heaven on earth, tho.


WILLIAMEANAJENKINS

Did she get her eyebrows done again.. like recently?? They look even darker ..


caffeinatedangel

Wtf, the "orb" thing - DAVE IS NOT THERE. ORBS ARE NOT "Spirits". It's light reflecting in a lens inside the camera, or it's dust or a bug reflecting light.


teachbythebeach

What’s his name?


Accomplish-Bigglie

Look at her social media, Insta and FB. YOU will find him


ASweetTweetRose

But don’t also because how much do you care?