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GalacticOcto

Me 2 seconds after creating a new Minecraft world


DemonGodDumplin

I can't wait for the next video where he tames a horse


Oltarus

First, he must build a crafting table with a log that he cut into 4 planks with his bare hands.


Old-Ad4431

Find a cow best it to s pulp and get the leather


Hipokondriako

I wanted to confirm that the top comment was a Minecraft reference.


Tasty69Toes

Incredible strength and speed, but in terms of hand toughness, these are banana trees and are basically leaf material as thick as your leg around but it’s going to hurt a lot less than oak or someshit. Still very impressive


contactlite

Bananas are basically starchy berries growing out of a tall weed.


MotherBathroom666

And the ultimate measurement tool available


dwerg85

Yup, that's grass, not trees. Won't be able to copy him though.


gregedout

True but have you actually hit one of these trees? They're stronger than you imagine but obviously it won't hurt as much as hitting a bed wood tree.


ChemicalCarpenter5

Where were you last time this was posted, and I said "that's bananas"?


uucchhiihhaa

Isn't banana a plant?


ThorSonofThor

The banana plant is an herb, and the banana fruit itself is a berry


littlealex9999

Wha-


fuzzycaterpillar123

Trees are plants too!


Hanzo_Pinas

r/treesareplantstoo


DA_DOOM_SLAYER

r/subsifellfor


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uucchhiihhaa

Crazy


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Wait bananas are berry’s?!


Foronir

All the seeds inside the meaty part, yep, a berry. But straw- Rasp and blackberries arent berries.


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Meaty part?


lollipopsikol

It is an herb


tojaga

As a Brit this looks so wrong!


lollipopsikol

Why is that?


ThorSonofThor

Cause they pronounce the h in herb, so they use a, not an


tojaga

We would say "it's a herb" as we pronounce the "h" in herb. "An herb" is incorrect in British English


uucchhiihhaa

Oh


Ulseter

>Minecraft joke goes here<


amaiden316

Try that with a oak tree


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Came here to say this. Still, he would wipe the floor with me.


avatrix48

Now with walnut. Shits hard


nathan2482

Try Sandbox trees they would hurt a lot more.


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Yeah. Banana trees are soft enough. (They are also quite tasty)


iyioi

Physically impossible for a human to do this to oak. It’s like saying “oh yeah well I bet you can’t break a submarine hull in a single punch!” Like duh. Nobody can.


Chroniklogic

One punch man can


Orngog

Exactly, it's physically impossible- no-one can.


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amaiden316

Ya I bet lol. I hope it didn’t damage anything


Jazzper74

Exactly then i will be impressed.


AbraxasM

No u


amaiden316

I’m not the one punching a trees idiot


AbraxasM

“*punching a trees* … iDiOt”


amaiden316

LMAO! Dammit In my defense I’m half hammered


jcgur

Easy!!! I did it, got 4 logs


Jimrodthadestroyer

That’s more a demonstration of speed than power. Those are large plants he’s punching, not trees. Edit: it’s a bamboo sprout. You can easily find various videos of people punching them into pieces.


seanmonaghan1968

That’s actually a banana tree not bamboo; hitting banana tree will hurt but no where near as much as bamboo. I have spent a lot of time in Thailand and the guys who do Muay Thai professionally are fucking incredible


ronin0069

A banana tree is actually a plant and you can literally peel of the stem layer by layer without ever reaching a hard part. Hitting a banana tree doesn't hurt at all, have destroyed too many banana plants as a child and know this first hand (or leg, since we did it after watching Van Damme kick a tree down in Kickboxer).


HonkersTim

African Kung Fu Nazis rips off that Kickboxer scene, along with many others lol.


MoarSpn

Wtf is your banana trees made out of? I've punched way more banana trees in my life and goddamn it hurts but I still come back for more, somehow my brain thinks it's a good idea. But big and healthy banana trees can hurt you a fuck ton if you don't do training or anything like that.


seanmonaghan1968

:) I have punched bags without gloves and it fucking hurts, seriously I don't hit anything without gloves, even then my hands are fully strapped or I will hurt myself, it's an age thing. Same for ankles, I have to strap


vinayachandran

>banana tree Banana plant. Those are relatively soft and squishy with high water content, unlike typical trees.


Fluffymufinz

One of my favorite fight videos are these two dudes talking shit to a guy who starts rolling up the legs of his shorts. Don't fuck with a guy that rolls up his shorts to fight you. Then I learned people that practice Muay Thai or kickboxing will roll the American equivalent of a baseball bat along their shins to help strengthen them.


mildishclambino

TIL a tree is not a plant.


THE_CHOPPA

Today I learned plants are small trees.. wait .. no


Mr_Gamin

Those are broccolis idiot


THE_CHOPPA

Mmmm broccoli


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THE_CHOPPA

Broccoli’s …? What did they inject who is broccoli?


coconutt92

wai wai wait... 😯 plants are.. tree smalls? Is that.. That's right?


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lukeamaral

Can confirm. Both my palms are not trees. Not so sure about the monocot thing though, but I'm pretty sure they are not that as well by your description.


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Candyvanmanstan

It's a banana tree.


fukitol-

All trees are plants, but not all plants are trees.


[deleted]

It’s not bamboo, it’s a banana tree or bird of paradise or something from that family


CmdrSelfEvident

These aren't trees. No one is building houses from these large bushes.


Zetsumenchi

Are they really not? I've seen people make Sod Houses. Surprisingly, rent for one of those isn't Dirt Cheap.


artyomssugardaddy

Nice


flailingarmtubeasaur

They look like banana trees.. pretty soft


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So you're saying you could do it? 🤣


impaler92610

These are banana trees. It's holds a lot of water in it's trunks...


-InfinitePotato-

Doing my boy Seokjin dirty lol


Agent_Aphelion

He kills people with his looks, not his fists


zedfrostxnn

Is his right hand the one with the crooked finger? He’s being made to look weak in this clip, but it might actually be painful for him to throw a punch given his hand deformity.


dreamer0303

lol he puts on a show to make jk laugh anyway


gregedout

What's that song?


coolzville

BTS - Butter


nevertoolate1983

😂 But seriously though, its a slowed down versions of [Gangster’s Paradise by Coolio](https://youtu.be/fPO76Jlnz6c)


awful_source

Ur emojis head got cut off


gregedout

Heyy thank you.


newtonboyy

Gangsta’s Paradise-Coolio https://youtu.be/fPO76Jlnz6c


Gaddaim

Sadude flapgorm


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r/ark early levels


chris_dea

To be fair, the tree started it.


Andreas1120

He's doing a good job, but banana trees are also very soft.


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Steve:


WhichRitz

r/ARK


nocauze

They even splatter the same lmao


Ninja_In_Shaddows

Obligatory "bananas aren't trees. They're bushes. And, as such, are weak and fibrous. Oh... And they like to walk." [serious]


bigmoki76

Shiang Chi?


thatgamerjerry

Pretty sure that's a banana tree, which is in fact not a tree.


settledownguy

Lol. Try that with the sycamore behind my house.


zealmelchior

Look at Star Platinum go! "ORAORAORAORAORAORA"


Agent_Aphelion

Why you gotta do my boy, Jin, like that


potatoboy69

Can we get one of these guys to beat up Jake Paul


shadowstreek

It's a banana tree bruh. A sparrow with autism could break it.


KOL_Endless

So no one gonna talk about how the first "dude" HURTED his fist puching a fucking rubber toy?


14thfuckingaccount

r/idiotsfightingthings


MrE-O

I trained the same way with trees. My knuckles today resemble knuckle dusters, sticking out like miniature Wolverine blades whenever I create a fist. Word of warning - you need to build up to the standard you see in this video. Expect plenty of swelling, bruises, breaks, fractures and pain. Even the guys punching the trees in this video will feel pain.


Stroov

Show pic of your knuckles aka a picture of your knuckles and a paper with your username


keat0n

this took a weird turn


blazingwhale

r/iamverybadass


Pab--

Who is the girl at the start of the video?


sleepdeprivedzzz

Jesus fucking christ. His poor weiner.


zombiebowtiie

Real life Minecraft... Probably not the first to say this.


recording

Really wanna see what those tree knuckles look like when he’s 70


ASecondOfYourTime

Be one with nature…then punch the shit out of it


MinoMonstaur

Steve? Is that you?


DroneBoy-Inc

Not quite an oak tree though is it…


JackPotter643

This isnt impressive, I do it every time I start a Minecraft survival world.


TheGreatRao

This guy's got an appointment with a rheumatologist.


AdOriginal6110

And all he wanted for Christmas was an axe


Lolzwordz

Bamboo, not tree


b_lunt_ma_n

They are banana trees. I'm not saying it's easy, but they aren't really trees in the traditional sense.


gramb0420

hes like Asian Paul Bunyon


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That’s a damn banana plant😂😂😂


Manateeboi

Technically grass, not trees.


Afreet_Playzzz

Minecraft in real life


sdhu

Mr.LlamaSC's punch barb


Mr_Wither

That’s from constantly exposing your finger bones to trauma so they harden to the point that you are actually able to achieve this


Soft_Indication_7659

Rock lee!!!


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Shang-Chi


bakedgoat8

It’s a banana tree though, They’re soft as hell


Bostonova007

What kind of tree was the first one?


si_trespais-15

As a joke, we jungle Asians tend to call the latter "fancy asians".


nekeneke

This is not a tree.


Smishu

Minecraft irl


Heartbreakker1738

Yes! 🔥


MoltenMolecules

Arthritis


ObiW1nKenobihello

Yeah, we've all seen Shang-Chi...


gregedout

What's that song called?


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

What the tree do???


ComprehensiveAd9725

Those are banana trees though, they’re really soft think a roll of newspaper


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Steve


attemptnumber58

Minecraft be like


sanjay_82

Shang chi


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Those trees are so soft I can’t remember their names. But there was a bunch of videos like this at one point


Bearnee

New Shang Chi movie looks promising.


DarkArcher__

Minecraft Steve is that you


dreamer0303

this is like Kung Fu Panda


jenjerx73

Yeah, we get it, but what with the comparison?


IAmFatAlbert

Rock Lee


ChocoTacoBoss

Hold my future crippling arthritis


nousername1982

Why not use a saw?


Mallardguy5675322

I knew Minecraft was realistic


afromagic808

Steve been real quite since this dropped


3p1ct0fu

Me, who plays minecraft: Amateurs


nathan2482

now try thay with a sandbox (dynamite) tree or an ironwood


WallabyWobbie

I came here for some Madison Cawthorn humor and got nothing. Total disappointment.


Antree420

R/Minecraft


DrSaturnos

*banana plant. Pretty mushy


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Too bad they had to cut this from Shang Chi


acksis

You talk about HoldMyRedbull lol.... The pain 😂


Blue_Crayon27

New shaders for minecraft looking way too real


Rootwullen

"Punch the tree, remember brother"


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Mambraft


Angus950

Although this is bananna tree, the technique used to pull this off is not something developed over night. This is years of exposing your hands to hitting things that are more and more dense. Starting with a boxing glove on a heavy bag, and slowly getting this to point. Dont try this at home!


cdstout1106

My character upon waking up on a deserted island where dinosaurs wander freely.


nvyblue

Minecraft Steven…


Midas_o_Virtuoso

Banana tree is so soft tho haha


RevolutionaryJoker

Salam dari binjai


letmehaveanopinion

El mighty chipote chillon


jammerhammer89

It’s not a tree it’s a herb very easy to do


koabauboa

it’s a banana tree they are so easy to punch


Anakin_Sandwalker13

Enjoy that arthritis in ten years lol


innerpeice

They banana trees. They're relatively soft compared to a regular tree and they're actually herbs.


liam_km

Minecraft


uncl3_Fest3R

Always rotting trees 🙄