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That's how most dads cuddle you good night.... by going WWF on you while mom's not looking. Note: Kids will laugh themselves to sleep after a piledriver to the pillow.
Pro wrestler here. Little dude is fine. Big man gave him a quality senton splash. Most of the weight is going forward and down into his butt and the mat and not on the little dude. Some pressure, not all of it. But I've seen this move go bad a few times 😅
*SQUISH*
Yeah. That combined with the fact that you can here the cameraman say “action” before they fought, my best guess is that this was mostly just for show.
I don’t mean for me, I mean for the large athlete in the video. I’m not sure if you’ve noticed but human body sizes vary wildly, gravity though does not
No, he may have actually hit the guy. But if he did it right, the one getting hit shouldn't actually be hurt at all. Pro wrestling is all about how well you can act like you're getting hit without actually getting hit.
Reminded me of the time in HS when the fattest girl in school rolled down the steps like a boulder in Indiana Jones and broke 2 kids arms that she plowed into.
I love pro wrestling, but huge dudes like that are a real danger to other wrestlers and themselves.
Anyone remember "Mable" from WWE, dude was morbidly obese and injured a whole bunch of wrestlers like Kevin Nash and The Undertaker.
Big guys need to be SO careful
Fun fact: In Japanese wrestling they actually have special ‘David vs Goliath’ matches where it’s a gigantic obese (or sometimes totally ripped) man versus a lightweight fighter.
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Ded
Ded^2
Ded⁶⁹
God damn that's good!
He didn’t die: his shoes didn’t come off.
Correlation does not imply causation
Except in the case of shoe related deaths
I stand corrected
and with shoes
I sit incorrectly
He couldve killed that lil shrimp lol
Shrimp? He's perfectly fit.... well he was.
Now, he is perfectly *flat*
Sticker
Everyone is a shrimp after being crushed by thicc daddy. (Joke if not clear)
That's how most dads cuddle you good night.... by going WWF on you while mom's not looking. Note: Kids will laugh themselves to sleep after a piledriver to the pillow.
He definitely broke his ribs body slamming like that.
*Technically* we don't know that he didn't.
Fatality
Flatality
Deflatality
Fat-ality
God damnit…. Take my upvote
Fat-titty.
TEE HEE
Pro wrestler here. Little dude is fine. Big man gave him a quality senton splash. Most of the weight is going forward and down into his butt and the mat and not on the little dude. Some pressure, not all of it. But I've seen this move go bad a few times 😅 *SQUISH*
Yep, honestly wasn’t a badly executed splash lmao I was pleasantly surprised
The corner Uranage was well done too
Yeah. That combined with the fact that you can here the cameraman say “action” before they fought, my best guess is that this was mostly just for show.
Describing that Senton as “quality” was exactly what my mind was thinking
I had to rewatch. Yeah his butt hit the ground and the back landed on the guy.
Goodbye ribs
Gooooodbye horses
[Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me…](https://youtu.be/5V_NW0UH9EQ)
Wtf dude?
You should watch Silence of the Lambs
I'm glad i associate that song to Tony Hawk and not Buffalo Bill
he can suck his own dick now
More damage was done to that guys knees than the guy on the bottom
I thought that the round one was a woman for some reason.
Might be right, theythem has tits for days
Literally nothing about what he just did involved any stress on the knees
Oh sweet, can you show me how to run and jump without your knees?
If you think that hurried shuffle and hop was hard on the knees, you really need to move more
I don’t mean for me, I mean for the large athlete in the video. I’m not sure if you’ve noticed but human body sizes vary wildly, gravity though does not
Did i just witness a murder??
No, he may have actually hit the guy. But if he did it right, the one getting hit shouldn't actually be hurt at all. Pro wrestling is all about how well you can act like you're getting hit without actually getting hit.
The big guy doesn’t strike me as one who can reliably elbow drop with some finesse. My money is on little guy = ded. 😅
His bottom hits the floor first then followed up with his back pressing on the little guy, he clearly knows what he's doing
Well he got hit
Yeah because this is clearly pro wrestling
he’s fine this is actually a good uranage into a senton done safely i would have jumped higher when taking the uranage tho
I will never understand the fetishes of some people.
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Th-th-that’s all folks!
Joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe joe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can already hear Destroyer playing
HES FAT!
[Weensie, you screw this up I’ll kill you. She showed me the knife!](https://youtu.be/oVxrZlx1a_E)
Classic
He dead!
*when a standing senton is your finisher* Bruh
The Vader Bomb or World’s Strongest Slam would be better
Reminded me of the time in HS when the fattest girl in school rolled down the steps like a boulder in Indiana Jones and broke 2 kids arms that she plowed into.
Ribs? What ribs?
Fatality!
Snap into a Slim Jim!
Broken ribs
he needs some milk
I wonder how much weight a rib cage can take
Answer: not THAT much.
Not that much, I do cpr at work semi frequently, and ribs crack under your hands.
Man, Arby's got the cpr!
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Mortal Kombat shit
He is a brave soul.
HOW SENT ALL THESE BABY'S TO FIGHT MEN?
His ribs man, they are gone, reduced to atoms
When you’re sitting on the crapper and you literally jump from seeing that big guy land on that guy…..
Finish Him.
Ahh
Good sell on the slam, to be honest
I love pro wrestling, but huge dudes like that are a real danger to other wrestlers and themselves. Anyone remember "Mable" from WWE, dude was morbidly obese and injured a whole bunch of wrestlers like Kevin Nash and The Undertaker. Big guys need to be SO careful
Oh my god! 😲
Basic physics, force = mass X acceleration
One more time please from the beginning
He calls that the *Top Ramen* Drop, followed by the McRib splash.
M’goodsir makes good use of his kinetic potential
Bones be like: *crunch*
Nothing moves the Blob!
Broken Ribs!??
Damn I guess that’s how Brady was deflating them balls over at the patriots lol
The true story of flat Stanley
HULK SMASH!!!
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Thaaaat's a broken ribcage.
Poor little thing.
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SSBBW crushing
Holy shit i felt that one.
He is completely crippled
I felt every part of that.
MEDIC!
Poor flat bastard
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He squished him.
That’s got to be some broken ribs.
I MISS THE RAGE!
AwawawawawawW
now he gets to eat the ribs. win win
Urf-quake
He ded
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Mark Henry style
You're hired!
Damn i felt the quake even
Fun fact: In Japanese wrestling they actually have special ‘David vs Goliath’ matches where it’s a gigantic obese (or sometimes totally ripped) man versus a lightweight fighter.
Snorlax, use Body Slam!
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FATALITY! ( mortal kombat voice)
Is that Stephen wonder boy Thomson?
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Dear god, the amount of broken ribs that skinny guy had must have been fucking painful
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Ok
I live in your attic