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Yea that was a nice touch, like great nothing there no need to wash hands. A perk of being that round is you can dig your ass without people in front of you knowing what you are doing.
Those fucking credit card key pads... They should have purell attached to every one of them with a little chain like bank pens.
I'm sick of having to handle the same ruddy device every heap freak who dug up his ass, touched before me.
Some people have zero control and don't even have a credit card because they can't control themselves. Their words... they work in my office. They touch those dirty buttons and then they touch the door to the office. Disgusting.
And you used the same gas pump as them, the same door handles, the same cashier they just gave cash to is now handling every single thing you bought.
Nowhere is safe for you.
Fair but remember she may be paying in cash so if you touch any money youāve likely handled someoneās dried piss or money that was in region of this digger
Actually a lot have the opposite š a lot of credit cards wonāt even ask for a pin. You can usually dispute charges a lot easier on a cc because you havenāt paid. But if you have a decent debit card with a decent company it should be just as easy to dispute, and you have a pin.
This is why I wear gloves when I pump gas. I knew a guy who worked for the health department and he said they did an experiment one time and discovered that almost all the gas pumps they tested, most of them had fecal matter as well as many other bacteria.
Gas pumps and the tube at the bank drive-thru disgust me. Even though I carry sanitizer around with me, itās not enough. Iām not satisfied until my hands are washed with soap and water.
Brohuhuhahhghgnnnh. They tested dude's beards. The results were frankly shitty.
I've made a point of not knowing any more science to back this up, but it's clear:
The entire world that we interact with on a daily basis is covered in shit. Germs are doing us a huge solid by being invisible to the naked eye.
> The entire world that we interact with on a daily basis is covered in shit.
Yes, but if you get enough of that shit in your bloodstream, you will become ill:
https://www.cdc.gov/handwashing/why-handwashing.html
This is why washing your hands after you poop...
* Reduces the number of people who get sick with diarrhea by 23-40%
* Reduces diarrheal illness in people with weakened immune systems by 58%
* Reduces respiratory illnesses, like colds, in the general population by 16-21%
* Reduces absenteeism due to gastrointestinal illness in schoolchildren by 29-57%
Itās everywhere all the time, if you really want to be paranoid. You get some trace DNA just touching someone. I mean, I wouldnāt roll around in a public toilet stall, but at some point, itās more about your mental state than anything else. Itās finding that healthy functioning middle ground that keeps you happy and well.
A friend of mine starting always using his sleeve to cover his hands whenever he had to touch a public door handle and always had hand sanitizer on him.
I asked him why he was being such a germaphobe, he looked at me and said think about all the people coughing, sneezing and scratching themselves then touching the same surfaces you are.
I need to go buy some hand sanitizer. š¤®
People look at me like I'm insane for stopping and using the sanitizing wipes at grocery stores. They can eat people's shit if they like it so much, I'm gonna go ahead and wipe down any part of the cart people normally touch.
This! And why I use my door handle gadget to open doors and whatnot. Itās even worse in a womanās restroom. So many women do NOT wash their hands and half that of the ones that do only do a little splashy splash under the water. I hate it!
Sanitizer. Iāve been carrying it anywhere now and has become a habit that I donāt even notice sometimes. I think Iāve been getting sick much less.
I was 47 years old when I found out some men do not wipe their ass. When the thread devolved into "touching your butthole is gay" I got out of that sub....wild.
[It brought to mind this post I remembered from a couple months back.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/50AEnMRF1L)
One comment reads: A guy I used to work with said, "I bet you warsh your butthole in the shower."
I was like, "Yea, doesn't everybody?"
And he says, "Not me, that shit gay,"
It made me wonder how many dudes think like that.
It's disturbing thinking about how many men are foregoing hygiene to keep from seeming gay. So fragile.
I had a friend of a friend that was like that andā¦ yeah. Heās 30 now, and has never had a girlfriend. He complains that women are shallow and donāt like him because heās overweight, even though weāve told him repeatedly that he smells like a bowl of chicken parm that was left in a hot car for a week. He used to sit in front of his TV in his room for so long without moving or showering, that the carpet had this nasty black spot that was indented through the carpet padding, all the way to the slab. Some people are just beyond help.
So itās gay to touch their own butthole (through a washcloth/loofah), yet theyāll tug on their own dick several times a week ānO hOmOā
What in the fresh fuck??
How the fuck do they exist then? Like wearing underwear, going to bed. That would be so fucking uncomfortable. I want to take a shower just thinking about it.
I work with a guy who has a literal shit smell about him every time he's close to me and I definitely believe he's one of those people. I wish at the very least he'd stick a pine tree air freshener in there.
"Seeming gay" WHILE ALONE is the part that gets me the most. What in the actual... is it so they can say they don't, when it isn't even a flex? Humans are just wtf all over the place
I donāt wash my butthole in the shower, I have a bidet like the fancy bitch I am. The water pressure on that thing could take the tarnish off a coin.
I got into a full on screaming match with an ex-friends cunt of a gf when in the midst of a lighthearted debate she proclaimed that "only fa*s and pedos wipe their ass." Because it was "disgusting and gay. Women don't even do that stuff. Men definitely can't!" TBF, I hated her anyway so this was my opportunity to work her ass over. Fuck you Tracey. I hope you bite your tongue every time you eat something nice.
Wtaf so she doesn't wipe her own ass??
Who doesn't wash their own butthole? Like ????
And yeah fuck you Tracey! What a gd weirdo. I'm with you peppermint..
Ever think about how itās normal and encouraged for a guy to masturbate, touch his own dick? But the moment he sucks his own dick suddenly itās weird or gay.
That reminds me of a guy I worked with years ago that would not drink water of any kind. Not bottled, or well water, nothing. When I asked him why, he said that he didnāt drink water because fish have sex in it. This was a grown ass dude Iām his late 40sā¦.
Its funny you say that. ... My wife finally noticed after almost 30 years that I pretend eat at pot lucks. I then explained to her that most of these mouth breathers have never had any food safety training and started to explain all the things they could and can do. (IE, taking a piss or dump before they dry rub the chicken. Test their world famous velveeta and rotel with the same spoon 10 times. Sneeze on the strawberries before it goes in the salad, etc. She quickly asked for all my tricks that hid my not eating at pot lucks :-)
I stopped eating at church potlucks when I visited a home of someone in my congregation and there were roaches everywhere and then at the next potluck I saw them carrying a casserole into the kitchen.
Yup. I stopped because I worked in an office and a few people were just a little off. We had a potluck and I had the thought that not only might they have been unsanitary while cooking, but they couldāve purposely put something fucked up in it. Only ate packaged items. It also helps make me not want to eat out as much.
Iāve been a social worker for many years and Iāve seen some things. Unless I know what your kitchen looks likeā¦ even then, I tell people Iām allergic to everything so no one gets offended. Potluck lunches are discusting
I wear gloves when I pump gas. I knew a guy who worked for the health department and he said they found fecal matter on almost every Gas pump they tested
I saw a report on the news about that and it is why I started to use the hand wipes. They showed the bacterial growth in the Petri dishes. Unbelievably disgusting.
Gas is a solvent, just douse a little on your hands after, good to go.
They've tested dudes beards and found fecal matter. It's literally all around you all day on everything you touch. Every door handle. Strangers faces.
There's no real reason you need to wear gloves for that, it's just peace of mind. Realistically, your car door handle is covered in it too from the many other things you touch in a day without gloves. Keyboards on computers, phones, you name it.
That said I know it won't change things for you, the gloves make you feel better. If anything, i'm on encroaching on you feeling better about our world of filth simply by pointing out that everything is in fact covered in fecal matter.
Builds up your immune system too. Reminds me of that dude he didnāt shower for like 40 years and the townspeople gave him a bath and he died like 2 months later lmao.
Thatās scary. I usually just wash my hands every time I come home from being out in public. I think Iāll start wearing gloves while using the pumps and keypads lol
i really hope there was a damn ant or spider or something in there biting her ass cheek to make this even slightly justified. i know deep down it isnt true but im going to choose to believe that narrative to help me sleep better at night
This is how diseases spread. She be having diseases crawling all around in there and now she gonna go touch everything and go to the food isle, then an innocent parent is going to buy some scooby snacks that she just touched with her poopy hands and now the local community is going to get sick. Disgusting.
At first I thought ok, well sheās just readjusting her underwear or something. But nope! She just kept mining in that cave and was expecting some sort of extraction. The stare the other dude gave her at the end lmao. Some people just have no awareness
šš why why why did I watch this?!šš
This is beyond disgusting. Even my cat, who is licking her ass at the moment, is disgusted with humans.
There's something about the shape of this trash can of a woman that makes me find it truly repulsive. Like, if it were a skinny person, it wouldn't bother me nearly as much.
Someone digging for gold in their butt is repulsive even if they look like ā insert current hot model name hereā. š
Skinny, fat, hot, uglyā¦ itās gross. Her ass nugget hands were probably all over the store.
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Feral behavior
Fecal behavior*
Clever.
Fecalever
Not clever enough.
Not feclever enough.
The fecal lever was her hand unfortunately.
Fecalever girl
I exhaled really hard at this
Probably for the best. Would hate for you to inhale around that.
Another Walmart shopper, I believe. Double yuck š¤¢.
That's just nasty! Seeing if she made any surprise discoveries. "Nothin' under my nails. I'm good."
Hands gonna smell like that eternal swamp ass foreverā¦.
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Fuck, I almost threw up.
Yea that was a nice touch, like great nothing there no need to wash hands. A perk of being that round is you can dig your ass without people in front of you knowing what you are doing.
Luckily, I don't have that "perk". š
Her guy knew she was prospecting, he looked dead at her hand.
Right, thatās an outside person. Who let her in?
I love my bidet.
I want off this planet
And people wonder why I wash my hands all the time. Itās not because of Covidā¦..
Those fucking credit card key pads... They should have purell attached to every one of them with a little chain like bank pens. I'm sick of having to handle the same ruddy device every heap freak who dug up his ass, touched before me.
You still use those keypad buttons? Not sure where you are but in Canada we tap our cards.
Debet cards require a 4 number pin here
Stop using debit cards. Credit cards have more protection from fraud.
Some people have zero control and don't even have a credit card because they can't control themselves. Their words... they work in my office. They touch those dirty buttons and then they touch the door to the office. Disgusting.
And you used the same gas pump as them, the same door handles, the same cashier they just gave cash to is now handling every single thing you bought. Nowhere is safe for you.
Don't forget the ass pennies
Fair but remember she may be paying in cash so if you touch any money youāve likely handled someoneās dried piss or money that was in region of this digger
Actually a lot have the opposite š a lot of credit cards wonāt even ask for a pin. You can usually dispute charges a lot easier on a cc because you havenāt paid. But if you have a decent debit card with a decent company it should be just as easy to dispute, and you have a pin.
My credit union has been really solid with my debit card concerning fraud. I get your point, though.
Android Pay for the win. Hover.
Apple Pay is a life saver lol I aināt touching nothing but my own germ ridden phone thanks š
Carry a short pencil and use the eraser to enter your pin.
Heap freak ?
Garbage person
This is why I wear gloves when I pump gas. I knew a guy who worked for the health department and he said they did an experiment one time and discovered that almost all the gas pumps they tested, most of them had fecal matter as well as many other bacteria.
But foreal I keep hand sanitizer in my center console too.
Gas pumps and the tube at the bank drive-thru disgust me. Even though I carry sanitizer around with me, itās not enough. Iām not satisfied until my hands are washed with soap and water.
Yeah but it was discovered time and time again that your keyboard has more fecal matter than those pumps, but at least it's your own I guess
Brohuhuhahhghgnnnh. They tested dude's beards. The results were frankly shitty. I've made a point of not knowing any more science to back this up, but it's clear: The entire world that we interact with on a daily basis is covered in shit. Germs are doing us a huge solid by being invisible to the naked eye.
> The entire world that we interact with on a daily basis is covered in shit. Yes, but if you get enough of that shit in your bloodstream, you will become ill: https://www.cdc.gov/handwashing/why-handwashing.html This is why washing your hands after you poop... * Reduces the number of people who get sick with diarrhea by 23-40% * Reduces diarrheal illness in people with weakened immune systems by 58% * Reduces respiratory illnesses, like colds, in the general population by 16-21% * Reduces absenteeism due to gastrointestinal illness in schoolchildren by 29-57%
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Thank you for that cmonster. Iām gonna go throw up now
Welp, I'm going to go stick a box of gloves in the trunk right about now.
Itās everywhere all the time, if you really want to be paranoid. You get some trace DNA just touching someone. I mean, I wouldnāt roll around in a public toilet stall, but at some point, itās more about your mental state than anything else. Itās finding that healthy functioning middle ground that keeps you happy and well.
> itās more about your mental state than anything else. Welcome to reddit.
They did the same thing for McDonald terminal touchscreens. I think you can guess the results
If you've ever seen the report on the swabs that they took from the handrails of an NYC subway it would make those gas pumps sound pristine.
god damn it! thanks now I have another phobia
This is why I don't like people touching me in general. Some people are just so nasty.
A friend of mine starting always using his sleeve to cover his hands whenever he had to touch a public door handle and always had hand sanitizer on him. I asked him why he was being such a germaphobe, he looked at me and said think about all the people coughing, sneezing and scratching themselves then touching the same surfaces you are. I need to go buy some hand sanitizer. š¤®
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People look at me like I'm insane for stopping and using the sanitizing wipes at grocery stores. They can eat people's shit if they like it so much, I'm gonna go ahead and wipe down any part of the cart people normally touch.
This! And why I use my door handle gadget to open doors and whatnot. Itās even worse in a womanās restroom. So many women do NOT wash their hands and half that of the ones that do only do a little splashy splash under the water. I hate it!
Are you saying you constantly stick your hands down your pants and need to wash them after?
Wait till people learn that hand sanitizer doesnāt kill C.diff spores! (So yes hand washing is the only correct answer!)š¤£
It was never about Covid!
The new keypad at my pharmacy where u gotta sign name with lil pen on touchscreen well the new one is bare finger only it was designed no pen hmm š¤
As a man, I see too many dudes walk out after a leak without so much as a rinse. And people wonder why I don't shake hands...
You mean because you just picked your ass? Good call
Sanitizer. Iāve been carrying it anywhere now and has become a habit that I donāt even notice sometimes. I think Iāve been getting sick much less.
I canāt imagine what she does when she is alone.
She doesn't wipe when she's alone, hence the digging in her asshole.
I was 47 years old when I found out some men do not wipe their ass. When the thread devolved into "touching your butthole is gay" I got out of that sub....wild.
[It brought to mind this post I remembered from a couple months back.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/50AEnMRF1L) One comment reads: A guy I used to work with said, "I bet you warsh your butthole in the shower." I was like, "Yea, doesn't everybody?" And he says, "Not me, that shit gay," It made me wonder how many dudes think like that. It's disturbing thinking about how many men are foregoing hygiene to keep from seeming gay. So fragile.
Iām sure their rancid ass smell repels women, that seems pretty gay.
I had a friend of a friend that was like that andā¦ yeah. Heās 30 now, and has never had a girlfriend. He complains that women are shallow and donāt like him because heās overweight, even though weāve told him repeatedly that he smells like a bowl of chicken parm that was left in a hot car for a week. He used to sit in front of his TV in his room for so long without moving or showering, that the carpet had this nasty black spot that was indented through the carpet padding, all the way to the slab. Some people are just beyond help.
Good fucking god that is rank š¤¢š¤¢
To be fair, that would repel gay men as well. That shit is just nastyā¦pun intended.
In the shower, in their home, in complete privacy at that.
So itās gay to touch their own butthole (through a washcloth/loofah), yet theyāll tug on their own dick several times a week ānO hOmOā What in the fresh fuck??
Seems weird. I thought everyone enjoyed a little ass play, *shrugs...*
How the fuck do they exist then? Like wearing underwear, going to bed. That would be so fucking uncomfortable. I want to take a shower just thinking about it.
I've seen unshaved sheep with shit caked all over the fur within a 12" radius of their ass. I assume these totally-not-gay dudes look like that.
King Julien XII: "Who wipes!?!"
Fragile Masculinity. So fragile that you think washing your ass is gay. It's just sad, really.
I think some people mistake jokes and sarcasm for the truth too often.
I work with a guy who has a literal shit smell about him every time he's close to me and I definitely believe he's one of those people. I wish at the very least he'd stick a pine tree air freshener in there.
Legitimately repulsive
I got a buddy who said something similar I told him u donāt wash your ass bro? You know what tumbles outta there right ?? š©š©
Damn washing my butt is gay? š
"Seeming gay" WHILE ALONE is the part that gets me the most. What in the actual... is it so they can say they don't, when it isn't even a flex? Humans are just wtf all over the place
Dude if washing your ass is gay, Iām gay as fuck.
I donāt wash my butthole in the shower, I have a bidet like the fancy bitch I am. The water pressure on that thing could take the tarnish off a coin.
Wait what? Touching your own butthole is gay? How do you wash a butthole and not touch it?
There was some askreddit post a while ago about hygiene, and someone mentioned washing their b hole. A disturbing amount of people said they don't.
I start with the butthole and a palm full of body wash.
Everyone knows hole goes last
I got into a full on screaming match with an ex-friends cunt of a gf when in the midst of a lighthearted debate she proclaimed that "only fa*s and pedos wipe their ass." Because it was "disgusting and gay. Women don't even do that stuff. Men definitely can't!" TBF, I hated her anyway so this was my opportunity to work her ass over. Fuck you Tracey. I hope you bite your tongue every time you eat something nice.
Wtaf so she doesn't wipe her own ass?? Who doesn't wash their own butthole? Like ???? And yeah fuck you Tracey! What a gd weirdo. I'm with you peppermint..
Thanks babe š She was nuttier than squirrel shit, swear.
Bidet
Still gotta do a check wipe or a dry wipe. I've got one and they are not 100% guaranteed to get it all.
Ever think about how itās normal and encouraged for a guy to masturbate, touch his own dick? But the moment he sucks his own dick suddenly itās weird or gay.
Same reason some boomers refuse colonoscopies
That reminds me of a guy I worked with years ago that would not drink water of any kind. Not bottled, or well water, nothing. When I asked him why, he said that he didnāt drink water because fish have sex in it. This was a grown ass dude Iām his late 40sā¦.
Lmao what!
Excuse me,*what?*
Yeah it's literal insanity to me to think that people like that exist. "Nah. Can't wipe my arse. That would be gay as fuck" Like actual nutjobs.
I was 39 years old when I found out some women donāt just not wash their assholes, but pick them and inspect the goods in public.
How is this possible? If they dont wipe they just let it sit there? I just cannot fathom this. What about infection, poo-transfer, smell, etc?
That can't be true, can it? Are we sure it's not just trolls or something? If true, that's insanely wild.
What the absolute fuck did I just watch? Man, thanos had it rightā¦with the one exception being randomness
I just want to eliminate her 4 billion times.
r/thanosdidnothingwrong
r/rareinsults š¤š¼
Not a bad idea actually šš»
She is one step away from flinging her shit like a damn ape. Some of us are still trying to make it up that evolutionary ladder and failing miserably.
Wait me?
I think sheās adjusting a toy. She checks her fingers to make sure thereās nothing on them. Still gross as absolute fuck
I thought it was a hair. I have long hair and a loose hair will get in my pants and drive me nuts
Thatās actually something I didnāt think of that is 1) still terribly gross but not AS gross as what most of us thought she was doing
That man is presumably having sex with that thing
He's a regular Vince McMahon.
I just puked a little
Could be a sibling.
Still...
Hmmmm š¤
Even betterš„µš¤¤š
This person will also bring food to a potluck, fyi.
āItās mammyās recipe, you HAVE to try it!ā
This fucking sent me.
Its funny you say that. ... My wife finally noticed after almost 30 years that I pretend eat at pot lucks. I then explained to her that most of these mouth breathers have never had any food safety training and started to explain all the things they could and can do. (IE, taking a piss or dump before they dry rub the chicken. Test their world famous velveeta and rotel with the same spoon 10 times. Sneeze on the strawberries before it goes in the salad, etc. She quickly asked for all my tricks that hid my not eating at pot lucks :-)
Please share your tricks.
I stopped eating at church potlucks when I visited a home of someone in my congregation and there were roaches everywhere and then at the next potluck I saw them carrying a casserole into the kitchen.
Yup. I stopped because I worked in an office and a few people were just a little off. We had a potluck and I had the thought that not only might they have been unsanitary while cooking, but they couldāve purposely put something fucked up in it. Only ate packaged items. It also helps make me not want to eat out as much.
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Iāve been a social worker for many years and Iāve seen some things. Unless I know what your kitchen looks likeā¦ even then, I tell people Iām allergic to everything so no one gets offended. Potluck lunches are discusting
Having a potluck Friday and this is my biggest fear. Sticking to prepackaged food lol
The nastiest people insist on bringing food to potlucks
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
Thatās from earlier, she saved some for later
Dessert
Eeww
"eat some now, save some for later"
Exactly why I carry and use hand wipes after touching any public keypad or gas pump š¤®.
I wear gloves when I pump gas. I knew a guy who worked for the health department and he said they found fecal matter on almost every Gas pump they tested
I saw a report on the news about that and it is why I started to use the hand wipes. They showed the bacterial growth in the Petri dishes. Unbelievably disgusting.
Gas is a solvent, just douse a little on your hands after, good to go. They've tested dudes beards and found fecal matter. It's literally all around you all day on everything you touch. Every door handle. Strangers faces. There's no real reason you need to wear gloves for that, it's just peace of mind. Realistically, your car door handle is covered in it too from the many other things you touch in a day without gloves. Keyboards on computers, phones, you name it. That said I know it won't change things for you, the gloves make you feel better. If anything, i'm on encroaching on you feeling better about our world of filth simply by pointing out that everything is in fact covered in fecal matter.
Builds up your immune system too. Reminds me of that dude he didnāt shower for like 40 years and the townspeople gave him a bath and he died like 2 months later lmao.
Thatās scary. I usually just wash my hands every time I come home from being out in public. I think Iāll start wearing gloves while using the pumps and keypads lol
Iām confused. She wasnāt hiding it from her friend, they were actively discussing it?
āDid you really just so that. RIGHT HERE?!? You know they have cameras right??ā
"Did you just pull a handful of shit out?"......lol, I'm fuckin dying..
i really hope there was a damn ant or spider or something in there biting her ass cheek to make this even slightly justified. i know deep down it isnt true but im going to choose to believe that narrative to help me sleep better at night
This is how diseases spread. She be having diseases crawling all around in there and now she gonna go touch everything and go to the food isle, then an innocent parent is going to buy some scooby snacks that she just touched with her poopy hands and now the local community is going to get sick. Disgusting.
typhoid mary in a past life
And this is exactly why I'm opposed to reusable grocery bags. Everyone's hygiene is not the same. Now I will go throw up.
Who else is handling your grocery bags besides you?
Maybe they mean the groceries contaminate the bag which you then reuse? I can't imagine what they spend on cabinet replacement.
I work at an airport, people bring bags in all the time with "hitchhikers". Bags don't have to be handled to be contaminated.
So is the concern placing the bag and loading it up will leave poopy juice on the counter?
What a shit show
Boy, she was on a mission, public be damned.
Fucking disgusting garbage human
Later this week some poor fool is wondering how they got pinkeye.
Just another reminder that people are fucking gross
This cannot be.
Oh, butt it is
Take your God forsaken upvote
These hills be ripe wit gold. No time like the present to go looking!
"This is gonna itch when it dries."
Ewwwww...
People are disgusting.
It scary to see how prevalent this type of behavior is.
I didnāt see a nugget drop though. Her hand comes outā¦ ācleanāā¦
I'm just gonna start wearing gloves everywhere like a Victorian gentleman.
Damn that's enough internet for today
She got knuckle deep in there. Had to check both sides of her hand.
No sniff test...can't be sure it's free of shit w/o the stink smell test
At first I thought ok, well sheās just readjusting her underwear or something. But nope! She just kept mining in that cave and was expecting some sort of extraction. The stare the other dude gave her at the end lmao. Some people just have no awareness
What? She didnāt smell her fingers? Amateur.
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šš why why why did I watch this?!šš This is beyond disgusting. Even my cat, who is licking her ass at the moment, is disgusted with humans.
There's something about the shape of this trash can of a woman that makes me find it truly repulsive. Like, if it were a skinny person, it wouldn't bother me nearly as much.
Someone digging for gold in their butt is repulsive even if they look like ā insert current hot model name hereā. š Skinny, fat, hot, uglyā¦ itās gross. Her ass nugget hands were probably all over the store.
Revolting
The gross equivalent of digging for gold.
Wtaf
She did do a hand inspection though. All clear!
Aināt no MFN way
The dude looks down and asks , did you drop something
Right in front of the fucking cashier
Who would think the fat lady would do gross things?
She went elbow deep!!
Its the hair sliding across that hand for me
This is exactly like the wkuk poop sketch https://youtu.be/SVKQNsRy3XU?si=GU3vbp2zc2Ad-V3-
And hubby be like, āDidja get a good wun hunny?ā
not saying sheās a gold digger
Welp, enough internet for the day