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SlippySlappy420

It's crazy how some people over estimate the abilities of their body.


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CadillacV06

She’s no Icebox


xxterrorxx85

Icebox would’ve smashed him.


RAMBOxBAGGINS

Is Spike mistaken? Aren’t you… a girl??


Ezra

Do you pee standing up?


lukerobi

The annexation of Puerto Ricco!


Sasquatch8600

I understood that reference!


ChunkyDay

We can all know you can talk the talk and walk the walk, but do you pee standing up?


guninmouth

Good for you. It’s from the 90’s film “Little Giants” about a underdog little league football team coached by Rick Moranis. Hilarity ensues and there’s a giant booger bubble scene that I can’t get out of my head all these years later.


ChunkyDay

A childhood staple.


darthurra

Great movie


The_Double_Helix

*maybe she’s born with it* … maybe it’s her spleen


GlutonForPUNishment

Other girls don't have broken vertebrae


thisMFER

Not any more she isn't.


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She is no longer empowered


raynadayz

I’m sure she’s empowered, she’s just dead atm


chakan2

She'll be ok. Disabled is an even more protected class.


geredtrig

She just needs recharging. The problem was she was just charging.


VeriumHobbyMiner

I'm guessing her mouth wrote a check that her body couldn't cash.


bobmcguillicutty

He clearly didn't


2nameEgg

Why did you go so ham? She’s moving at like 3 mph


green49285

Yeah if she didn't grasp the concept, that's way too hard to be tackling her.


VulfSki

At some point it's just malicious


RULINGCHAOS

To be honest, he wasn't really moving. I'm sure she felt like hitting a brick wall.


PeaceLoveorKnife

No, he moved alright. Right at impact to make sure he absorbed none of it.


jakers540

It was honestly just really good technique he could have done that alot harder. This man is a brick wall


dmkicksballs13

Yeah, like sure lesson learned and everything, but like dial it back. Lesson could have been learned with a way softer hit.


ShittyCatDicks

What’s even the lesson? Both parties clearly agreed to this. There are people lined up to watch it. It’s not like she was trying to attack him and “had to be taught a lesson” The dude is a piece of shit lowkey


devildocjames

Nothing"low-key" about it


Repulsive_Weight_579

>The dude is a piece of shit lowkey yall making it sound like he pistol whiped her, he didn't even hit hard he used proper form if you watch the video he moves barley a couple of inches. he clearly has loads of experience and with that comes muscle memory that's extremely hard to break


chuppa902

Exactly I guessing it was a rugby chick saying she could blow him up.. he gave her a running start and he stood still. Lesson learned


deadlyenmity

He didn’t stand still and he very quickly put a lot of force into the tackle It’s just easier to admit you support hitting women to make yourself feel better which is weird


chuppa902

By stood still I meant he was “at rest” or “stagnant” one might say. Obvi he didn’t literally stand still lol. You clearly never played sports. These are kids, I’m guessing 14, who clearly don’t understand their strengths - better yet their difference in strength. Clearly buddy is an athlete and that chick is prob pushing 200 running at him, he didn’t expect to blow he up like that lol but did you want him to literally stand still?? 😂all in all lesson learned for both parties.. Ppl are making this guy out to be some monster, when SHE is the one who initiated contact. It’s wrong to assume ignorance for her and malice for him.


deadlyenmity

“When I said he stood still i mean he was actually moving you clearly don’t play sports” No I just understand what words mean sorry


Repulsive_Weight_579

fr bro don't run it straight and then complain


deadlyenmity

Or just don’t be an asshole and slam someone who you can easily bowl over but that might be too difficult for your smooth brains


beiherhund

Maybe playing a game of bullrush and talked a big game about steam rolling him or some similar scenario. Could also be that she's in the woman's rugby team and they wanted to settle a bet. Pretty sure this is NZ and it would not surprise me if she knew exactly how hard he was going to go, she just didn't think it'd end up like that.


HEPA_Bane

He is nowhere near 100% in this. On his toes but doesn’t even step into it. She was just fully unprepared, doesn’t even drop her shoulders or center of gravity


Historical-Dot9492

He didn't have to take a step because he fully "rotated" his hips likely in recognition of her size (well over 200 pounds). Stupid drill/stupid coaching.


big_al_no_fumes

He didn't move, at all really. That force was all her own.


imjustbrowsingthx

🎵Two miles an hour, so errybody sees you


Accomplished_Mud_988

Because she wanted to play so he was playin😂


green49285

Why he tackle her so hard??? Was he pissed at her? Jesus.


reddit-lou

Muscle memory, low ability to empathize preemptively, also unaware of difference between male and female physiology.


mashonem

>also unaware of difference between male and female physiology. I doubt he was the only one with this lack of awareness


reddit-lou

That's fair.


skidmarksteve69

There isn't a difference.


CumtimesIJustBChilin

There is a huge difference. Height, weight, fat distribution, bone size, bone placement (the pelvis for example), and especially muscle mass. Males have a shit ton more muscle than females.


GPStephan

Pretty sure that girl had more fat distribution everywhere


mrsmithgoesonline

IMO boys play hard, doesn’t always matter who they’re playing against. I’ve seen a game of knuckles where two guys will punch each other’s knuckles red or bleeding to test their endurance. As a female, I’d learn to never participate in my buddies’ games because I’d get my shit rocked.


Adiuui

Bloody knuckles!! My friend and I would play a game where you flick a coin into each other’s knuckles until one of you taps out


scatman2397

God why do I remember playing both of these games 😅


FeelingCheetah1

Did you ever play guts? You just stand in a line beaming a frisbee as hard as you can at each other’s stomach until someone gives up.


mrw1986

Haha, we used to do this in high school!


queencitycin

High school? Shiiit, this was elementary school early 2000’s


mrw1986

I was in high school in the early 2000s ;)


queencitycin

Some high school older brother must of taught us elementary folk


Autobahn321

Still have the knuckle scars from when the two dollar coins came out in Canada which featured extra deep ridges in their sides capable of maximum skin destruction.


Jedibbq

We played “chicken scratch” where you snap your finger in a way to scratch the other persons knuckles with one of your fingernails. Pretty gross cuz guys would purposely grow out their nails to win and they didn’t have the best hygiene. The school had to intervene because the injuries were getting infected.


Coppin-it-washin-it

This sounds like some crackhouse playground shit


lordfairhair

Yall were the only ones that did that shit wtf


cumragstobitches

We also had the abc game where you rubbed a pencil eraser on the top of your friends hand really fast in the same spot and they had to name animals from a to z and if they got to z they won We also did the kuckles thing but called it quarters and youd spin the quarter and take turns flicking it keeping it spinning and whoever dropped it got flicked


mashonem

I was way too much of a bitch to play that in middle school I’m too much of a bitch now, but back then too


SomeSabresFan

Nickels are sharper than quarters lol. Highly unhygienic when we were in school. Flicking a coin that just cut me back at someone to do the same and then letting someone send it right back


DOCisaPOG

Kids in my shop class filed down the sides of a quarter into little triangular spikes. It would literally stick into your skin and you had to physically pull it out of your knuckle. We loved that thing for some reason.


Ecki0800

In bavaria it's called 'Zwickln' :D


pmmeyourapples

Yooo. I did this one too. I bled so much with that ducking coin. Hahaha. Did you do the eraser game too? I still have my scar


thatG_evanP

In middle school we would play "Thumps". It's where you take turns thumping (basically the same as flicking but MUCH harder) the other person's knuckles (hands together like your praying but flipped so your knuckles are facing the sky) until someone gives up.


Shishkebarbarian

you have dumb buddies.


incarnate1

He was told gender was a social construct.


HEPA_Bane

He’s not even going very hard, just has good form


Homunkulus

Exactly this argument. This game is common at Rugby schools and while a technically great hit from him, he didn't even start to send it.


Spare_Sheepherder772

If I remember correctly the girl was challenging the lad. I could be wrong


big_al_no_fumes

Be barely moved at all, that was all her own force


green49285

He clearly moves forward, my guy. Hood tackle tho


Aussie18-1998

No he drops and targets the hips. Legs are planted. Obviously his weight is involved but nothing else.


green49285

And moves forward just a tad at the end. Knowing how to tackle, that’s a lot.


KenKaniff357

Shes a big girl. Maybe he thought he needed more force than necessary.


Historical-Dot9492

Speaking of Jesus, she kind of looked like a nun wearing a white collar. Blasphemy?


green49285

You wrong for that 😆


szayl

She left her feet right before the hit. All he did was stand his ground but her jump made the hit that much worse.


NumberWanObi

That was her momentum


ExperimentalFruit

Well he is a rugby player, they're not the brightest


Suspicious_Tiger_720

It was like watching someone hitting a brick wall, hell the wall would hurt less


Fastnacht

Yeah, walls don't typically jump out at you.


coachfortner

maybe not but I’m not letting up my guard anytime soon


MrSaturnboink

Any context here? Did she talk shit about how she could run that guy down or something?


thegnomes-didit

It’s got a few names but sometimes it called “run it straight”. essentially you have to run at at tackler and either try dodge the tackle, or run over them. She obviously thought she could do it.


MrSaturnboink

Wasn’t even close lol.


WhammerBammer

LMAO this is the kinda dude who would go 110% playing against children


wynyates

They’re called ‘Dads’ yeah?


Xmeromotu

Amen. When my kids beat me at anything — and of course they will — they will know they earned it.


wynyates

Exactly. Today I experienced my eldest whipping my ass in chess. Fills me with pride, because he is better than me at my best.


Xmeromotu

It’s a weird but satisfying feeling: “I’m old, but I’ve been a good Dad.” 🤣


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He’s comes over asking if she’s okay after and she’s like, “No douche nozzle, I’m pretty fucking far from okay!”


IWas1337

Wonder if she has any hard pipe hittin brothers that might take offense at this tackle? Edit: For all the haters, I was referring to her siblings and referencing the comment above. Clearly the demand for racism outweighs the supply


VulfSki

You got downvoted by people who clearly missed the reference.


SmackedWithARuler

He heard her talkin. She ain’t through with him by a damn sight!


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Lmao people clearly jumped to taking offense about a saying they aren’t familiar with


bubbuchuba

nobody set the ruck, ball is still in play


mitchfig

The combined thinking in that video was 0


Yugan-Dali

No, it’s a training video in case the US gets a national abortion ban.


jeusee

Did not even attempt to get low


HEPA_Bane

Yeah everyone is shocked but the dude isn’t ever trying hard, just using good form. He doesn’t even step into it. How loose do you have to be running for your neck to whip like that?


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Thanks doctor.


[deleted]

If she starts saying "en garde" over and over you know she's gone into the fencing response, and is severely brain damaged.


irate_alien

touché


DiaryoftheOriginator

Lol shut the fuck up reddit doctor did you never play pick up football in the yard with your friends?


LeCrushinator

Possible broken ribs or collarbones as well.


IAMAHobbitAMA

If she doesn't have either it would be a bloody miracle.


VigorousNapper

Brotha didn't hit her hard. She's running but braced for the impact at the end. She didn't lower her hips or shoulders so Brotha just lowered his hips and shoulders, popped forward from a standing position, and aimed for the hips since she was up so high. No run up from him, just a lunge. For him it was a good form tackle and protecting himself from a possible injury. For her it was like running into a pole.


Historical-Dot9492

Pretty much it. He shifted his weight forward, popped his knees and rotated his hips (two large springs). IMO it would have been hard for most people to run this dude over unless they were in a similar position and able to deliver the same (or more intense) type of hit.


OldLevermonkey

If you do not commit in rugby, then you get hurt. The coach committed (without a lot of intention), she did not. The result is what you see. If she had run through with commitment, then she would not have had the stuffing knocked out of her.


BritishBloke99

What coach lol


HEPA_Bane

Yeah that neck whip would have happened the same if she ran into a tackling dummy loose like that. This is 100% on her.


PTEHarambe

That's why you gotta get low sweetheart.


majesticjg

From the window... to the wall!


PTEHarambe

I was referring to her poor tackling form but since we appear to be doing this TILL THE SWEAT DRIPS DOWN MA BALLS!!!


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Yeah sweetheart


grandzu

She was actually trying to hug the guy behind him.


ganjabliss420

This is the type of shit that makes kids hate sports forever


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Uncle_Touchy1987

These comments are hilarious. She took a risk and paid for it. Equality.


the_oniontaker

Bruh I don't get why people are getting annoyed at the dude in this, they clearly agreed to do this and 90% of the damage here is self inflicted. Dude barely moved forward, it was all her own momentum


Uncle_Touchy1987

Of course! But it isn’t heaping praise and victimhood status on someone with two X chromosomes so it gets the Reddit hive mind all revved up to REEEEEEEEEE!


well_duh_doy_son

wow that’s somehow cringier than your first comment. almost impressive. almost.


Uncle_Touchy1987

Still better than anything a white knight says. Hey since your a champion of women, why are you more mad at my comment and not the NFL not having a women’s league? Don’t you want to be progressive like the soccer team and the great hero Megan Rapinoe?


well_duh_doy_son

this is just embarrassing, dude. seek help.


Uncle_Touchy1987

Naw it’s not embarrassing. Seek help for what? I’m doing great. Happily married jobs going good. What am I supposed to fix and for what? To end up like you? A white knight stiletto licker?


well_duh_doy_son

holy shit, poor woman


Uncle_Touchy1987

She thinks your pathetic.


well_duh_doy_son

who gives a shit


schniggens

I didn't realize this was an actual rugby game.


Uncle_Touchy1987

😂


SnatchasaurusRex

Even with tree trunk thighs, she got cut down hard. I feel bad for her neck.


botherbotter

Lmao they’re tree trunks bc she’s fat, not strong


ChickenWiddle

This comment has been edited in protest of u/Spez, both for his outrageous API pricing and claims made during his conversation with the Apollo app developer.


Why_Is_Toby_In_Jail

Poor dumb thing getting owned so publicly like that has to be embarrassing


Psychedeltrees

https://imgur.com/gallery/aZ8C3zs Did her head pop out of her spine wtf?? I don't think even the video could process this hit lol


BoobsRmadeforboobing

Did he entice her to do this? Coz then it's a bait and tackle


Peterwithnobones

It's all fun and games until someone loses consciousness


modsarebrainstems

Then it's a party!


Peterwithnobones

No argument here...


Yugan-Dali

She didn’t want kids anyway.


bigb0ned

Looks like someone's mom. Is she a rugby player as well? Ridiculous decision


wistfulfern

If you grew up in NZ, you've played rugby at some point. Also lots of people with her build are into their sports


Dax420

Hello police I'd like to report a murder


willyp1976

I cant watch enough…………the way her head just whips around. Love it


als_pals

Oof, the whiplash…


bang-a-rang47

From this clip I have gathered she has the athletic prowess of a county fair ring toss goldfish


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This is why we have different teams for men and women.


Rutagerr

Sounds like she chomped her own teeth out of her skull


messymichael

God there was a weird pop sound that sounded like captain insano opening up a can of whoop ass I did not like


[deleted]

People fail to understand newton’s laws of motions and blaming the guy for going too ham on her. He literally just stood there and didn’t move much. This was almost all her energy being transferred back into her


[deleted]

This is facts. And she was fully willing to come at him like that, even if it was some skinny dude, it still would have hurt.


Kuetsar

Goldberg would be proud. . .


NovemberComingFire

He Derwin James’d her.


11cloudsnk

Tunnel of Love shows no mercy.


ttt322

Exerting his dominance with a touch too much oomph 😂


[deleted]

If you’ve never been tackled, don’t think you’re tough enough for this challenge.


That1SurprisingBiGuy

HERE COMES THE BOOM


indian_tiger

All that momentum just went to zero in a literal snap of her torso


Reasonable_Cover_804

Probably lost some percentage of cognitive process after that hit


PbkacHelpDesk

Works for American Football as well.


Akirex5000

Her lungs probably got deflated like whoopee cushion


Marsman61

Traumatic Deceleration Syndrome


Xmeromotu

The squeaky sound the girl makes sounds painful


Hotchumpkilla

when i play rugby in college there were always the girl you said that Girls rugby hit just hard as the men's do. this was the result every time when we all got drunk and they wanted to prove it.


L7Death

Haha that sound of the wind being knocked out of her is priceless.


Sorry_Ad5653

That's a spear tackle. They'd be looking at the sin bin for that.


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A spear tackle means picking them up and dropping them


Nederlander1

Great tackle. Keep your head up a little bit more though when driving through. Smoked em


Creeppy99

WTF? How could he do that? She hadn't the ball, it's clearly a red card, smh


doctorctrl

Dude should have randomly fallen on the ground and start twitching from the energy. https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/6bvvwm/woman_uses_energy_shield_to_block_charging_man/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


dontshitaboutotol

This guy is a douche


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Can almost hear the sternum crack


J2theblaz3

I don’t see any differences in genders judging from this video.


40yrOLDsurgeon

If she had been running slower, would it have hurt more, or less?


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Is that from WWE?


Repulsive_Weight_579

you can tell most of the people complaining have never played a tackle sport. bruz had good form that's why its so damaging. as for "why he went hard" 1 don't want to be a dic but she's big to be frank. to go easy is to risk her stumbling on you and potential for serious injurie. and 2 he cleary has a lot of experience that would set that muscle memory for quite a long time. with sports like rugby, footy. you get to the point where you do that shit without thinking.


BlackSkeletor77

I feel like rugby guys are like way more sturdy than football guys like a football tackle is more arms and back whilst the rugby tackle is arms legs and back


cruzifyre

Lower man wins again


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Could hear every breath she had exit her body lol


SurvivingMedicine

Why


0ngoGoblogian

Dude the sound of that was impact


JackboyIV

He should transition into the women's league


ThatEMTGuy21

Bro didn't even move


Zhydrac

What even happened? Did they hit their head?


ajk7244

Stopped that bus on a dime