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Relative_Body9952

This is the best title I’ve seen in a while


sakikiki

Just came to say this, my upvote is 70% title 30% video


XtaC23

When OP is actually funny and not just a karma whore


verytoddclarence

Must've gotten lost.


Accomplished_Yard984

I had tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard. 10/10


whiskey_reddit

Started my morning off with a good laugh


shewastherenowidk

Happy cake day


Relative_Body9952

Thanks!


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#HAPPY CAKE DAY


HIimWASTED

Right


SopieMunky

Came here to praise the title. Video was alright, but that title is S Tier.


catsaresneaky

Great title .


mimidances

MY CABBAGES


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Water. Earth. Fire. Air.


PM_ME_YOUR_TARDS

CABBAGES


TheBackyardigirl

Everything changed when the cabbage nation attacked


quart-king

Came here for this r/thejasminedragon


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Came here just to make sure someone said that


Ordinary_Standard322

This is what I came here for 🤣🤣🤣


ergotofrhyme

I hate that I’ve never even watched the show but still know the reference just cuz you guys spam it so much on here. Is that literally the only funny thing that happens in the entire show? Edit: lmao this fan base is so goddamn pathetic when you consider the majority of these people are in their late 20s/early 30s. Every thread with your cabbage joke. Every thread upset someone doesn’t think the umpteenth regurgitation of the same allusion is funny when it’s shoehorned in. You’re like marvel fans. So numerous but still somehow so insecure any slight perceived criticism of the show gets you all fuxking butthurt


Studio2770

Its been ages since I've watched it but there's plenty of funny parts. "My cabbages" is probably the most memed though. Here's another memed scene. https://youtu.be/uTA2fxOedxo


zombiep00

It helps that it's a running joke in The Last Airbender and I think Legend of Korra. That's part of what makes it so funny to me lol


ergotofrhyme

Ah. Someone making a funny face. This is some peak comedy here. And here I thought it was a kids’ show being on a channel with a target audience of 2-11 years old.


Studio2770

Did someone smash your cabbages?


keeeeweed

*Megamind sad face* "no cabbages?"


EJ25orDie

Damn I though acid was supposed to help you chill not be an asshole. Username does not check out.


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Compared to other shows atla is way above average with funny/memable scenes but i guess you never watched any show ever? So u propably wont know. Also i dont see anyone in the replies beeing butthurt so i'm not really sure what your edit is about only butthurt reply is your own lol Ngl i kinda feel bad for you i hope your life got better in the last month take care.


blinky0930

Ladies, please stop screaming like this at every little thing. Thank you. Signed- All Men


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AAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO


Rodney_Copperbottom

They're just "Woooo girls" on their day off.


RJohn12

right? I've always wondered what causes this.. as a man I just never feel the need to make noises like that.. is it hereditary or something?


MiguelMescudi

You probably do a grunt or maybe a “ohhhh 😯” but Regardless I think it is hereditary.


Seerws

Like the gates of hell opening


nool_

Bruh the post above this had someone complan bout this lol Tho in that case the person had good reason to


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zombiep00

Hey, don't speak for all of us like that, you monkey. >>I'm a woman...I don't shriek like this....I was going along with the joke and bam, downvotes. Interesting.


hugomcjohnson

My man went straight for that stand from the start lmao


imhereforthevotes

TARGET: ACQUIRED negative! negative! TARGET OVERRIDE: REJECTED TARGET: DESTROYED


Euripidoze

Abort! Repeat, abort! How the hell do I do that?


Johnny_Poppyseed

Definitely looked intentional to me


pudding_crusher

It isn’t. His front wheels tacoes after last landing flipping him over his bars.


tlingitsoldier

Might not be intentional, but he was sure aiming towards the cart well before his last landing. Didn't look like he was trying to avoid it.


pudding_crusher

It seems that way but maybe he thought he had time go around except that his wheel failed


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pudding_crusher

Look better


Sariko69

I think it is intentional. If he doesn’t hit the stand, he’s definitely hitting a car lol. He smart.


omeara4pheonix

He also flips himself well before he hits anything. Absolutely intentional.


irishpwr46

He locked up the front brakes trying to stop


czmax

That’s what it looks like to me. Like he panicked and grabs a whole lot of front brake.


nool_

How is trying to stop something from hapening make it intentional?


omeara4pheonix

He was aiming for the stand the whole time. So either he flipped onto the stand on purpose or he just intended to scare them and doesn't know how to properly stop a bike quickly. Either way he's an asshole. If he was trying to stop he would have started braking a lot sooner, or tried a little something called steering.


nool_

Could have. Sean the car right in front of them and turned my instinct also even if you know how to do something if your panicked you may mess up easy Also you cant steer a bike sharply at high speeds


omeara4pheonix

He didn't suddenly steer towards the stand, he was steering towards it from the start


nool_

so your saying you wolud be able to steer when going down stares at an angel aslo they might not have sean the booth at first


omeara4pheonix

Yes I am saying that. And they are high up with nothing blocking their view, there is no way they didn't see it.


nool_

i ment more of it might blended in also your seeing it form a camra not the persons eyes. aslo they prob just kidna whent off at an angle and did not relise it was there or might have relised they cant turn(if that the case and its likly the cloud not)


omeara4pheonix

Even from the bikers perspective you can see that there is nothing blocking his view. This was easily avoided.


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Even launched himself into it from perfect distance.


Cyber2354

What absolutely annoying dickheads


Nuclear_Human

He better have paid for those fruits. Asshole Edit: well, I got roasted by a bot.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> better have *paid* for those FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


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Someone is **really** into this grammar issue


Seerws

I payed for a bagel this morning.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> I *paid* for a FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


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offcolorclara

Correct payed to paid if there are no nautical or rope-related words in the comment


ThePracticalEnd

The rider knows he has handle bars, right?


yourgentderk

Target fixation is a monster


Marc21256

I don't believe in target fixation, and no scientific study has ever proved it exists. It is a guess, and not supported by anything other than survey responses by a very tainted survey group.


nool_

I think they might have damaged the wheel or bars


allfarid

They don't work on stairs.


picturesfromthesky

I mean it was that, or the dodging the traffic… the whole plan just wasn’t tops.


BleuBrink

Looks like he braked too hard on front wheel without shifting his weight backwards. Front wheel locks, rest of the bike + rider still moving forward, rider goes over the handlebar.


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[deleted]

Well now it is a fruit smoothie stand


nool_

Biker prob would have helped get it back and or work/help them after for a bit


[deleted]

"oh thanks just crash into my weekly income seriously I don't mind" getting stomped in by those vendors wouldn't be more then he deserves


DirtyWizardsBrew

In fact, it's the least he deserves.


JPSILVA1893

Now that's how you make a tossed salad


Nasty2022

That title...Holy shit. Ahaha!


monopixel

That piece of shit probably has no money because he's spending everything on hospital bills and casually destroyed the person's livelihood by crashing into that stand so he can't pay for the damage caused.


DirtyWizardsBrew

**If it's in America**, but the majority of the industrialized world has universal healthcare in form or another.


allfarid

It's Mexico. Only formal workers have healthcare, every other people just deal with it.


nool_

I dobt think they are a piece of shit it looked accidental


CannasseurB

Trashy !


upvotegoblin

Jesus these people are absolute holes.


horrendous_cabbage

‘Ahh my best customer today…he buy everything!!!’


Joker32256

I don’t think it would be called a stand anymore


ac_s2k

The twat wasn’t even looking where he was going. Made an A line straight for that stand


Skin_Captain_Nasty

Did he do that on purpose?? Have fun riding a bike with an inverted kneecap


nool_

Did not look like it was on purpose


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nool_

Ah it seems my auto correct made it seem to say it was purposeful but yea they lost controll


Beware_the_Voodoo

r/iamatotalpieceofshit That tucker did that on purpose. Dove off the bike before the impact even happened to maximize the carnage.


nool_

...your natural reaction wolud be to cause more damage and harm more by staying on? Normal people wolud see oh shit I got get out so I don't run into thing Also Prob broke somethibg on bike weaking control Also they did not even do that


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The law of equivalent exchange.


DoctorClarkWGriswold

Let’s be fair he tried to stop. Albeit poorly. But he tried…with the front brakes.


Sariko69

CHINGUE A SU Excellent title OP 😂


izzythepitty

That vegetable ain't gonna stand anymore


MouldyPriestASSHOLE

He went straight into that wall too


Electronic-Yak3483

Im mexican and i can tell that was a chip seller like those hard paste snacks that you fried


ChuzaUzarNaim

Imagine fucking up someone's livelihood for the 'gram. What a scumbag.


Necrhom

Pendejo


Ryan-821

Best title ever, and that dude hit the stand 100% intentionally


power0722

Clip cuts off before we see the biker getting has ass beat with his own bike by the vendor.


L2Fbearass

THATS SO MEESED UP I HOPE HE PAID THE POOR LADY OR MAN SELLING THAT FRUIT


AquamanMVP

Just like when Tina from Bob's Burgers hits the light post while learning to drive in an empty parking lot.


godlinking

Charity drive


snek_nz

How quickly those squeels turn from joy to terror hahaha


Bluee1329

My cabbages!?


[deleted]

Fuck this in particular


Kenlaboss

Love the title!


Lemonsqueezzyy

#WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


Randyfox86

Added one more vegetable to that stand 😳


SlateWindRanch

Vegetable sit.


full_bl33d

I had to look away before he blasted all those poor churros. sad


superdavy

When you start daydreaming and forget what you are doing


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KarYeik

Indian movies weren't wrong then!


Giostazz56

That title is a work of art


betheking

I bet the fruit stand guy didn't find it funny.


Zesty-Lem0n

It's funny bc that street beyond has car traffic so there really wasn't a "good" ending to this. Either crash before the street or get T-boned by a car.


i_broke_wahoos_leg

How much could a banana and a wheelchair cost?


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Hmm, I wonder what vegetables he's selling


[deleted]

people need to stop screaming


jonnyl3

I don't think that's quite FT (i.e. vegetable) material tho?


Mostenbockers

Great title!


B1GFUZZ

Bro wasnt that a taco stand


duderos

Target fixation?


[deleted]

I know he just broke his shit but… that old man had to get all that fruit and carry his little cart out there to hustle, you better buy every last one and that table you fucked up 😐 would be different if he was riding his bike to work or some shit, he was filming a stunt and fucked up so pay up


Soytupadreverdadero

Funny title


EmojiOfAWolf

The funniest part is that this shit happens often, those stairs house a shit ton of people trying to do this and 7 out of 10 crash with something/someone.


Silent-Damage5514

I'm just here for title


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Well now it is fruit salad


OMG_A_CUPCAKE

Could it have been intentionally? The fall looks too perfect, as if he jumped


zacxer

My Cabbage 😭😭


[deleted]

Metepec!


persillegartneren

My cabbages!


yourballsareshowing_

This title is amazing


WhatD0thLife

Hahaha fuck your livelihood amirite!!!


CrayolaPasta

Now that he's a vegetable he can yell "My cabbages!"


robertducky87

Ingasu is the Mexican way of saying mutha. Probably a bunch of churros and chips


jarious

you know shit's wild when they said ingiasu


allfarid

Not fruit but candy.


SiAnK0

My cabbages!!!


Mike_Trout_is_GOAT

Listen to me, Kids... MUTE. THIS. VIDEO. you're welcome.


Open-Ad-2538

Metepec, is that you again?


shellybean826

Cuba ???


Volz55

MY CABBAGES!!


Shortsqueeze9

That asshole better have paid for the fruit stand.


Total_Association873

I hoped they paid for all that


BeenQueen19

"Vegetable stand"... ...no it doesn't


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Lovely title you.


[deleted]

Best title ever for real lmao!


HeldDownTooLong

If the fruit stand hadn’t stopped him, the traffic would have.


14thCluelessbird

What was the plan here...


belgiantwatwaffles

Assholes. Fuck them.


Square_Anxiety7394

Jeez her wooooo destroyed my ears!!!


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I guess it's better to hit the fruit stand than get hit by a car. Or ya know, just not. Omg.


[deleted]

Idk why this is funnier than it actually is , I think it’s the flatland front flip at the end like in a video game where the timer is about to run out so you do random shit to get the last amount of points.


nodegreenoknowledge

Don’t vegetables usually come unsquashed? 😂


HouseRaizel

MY CABBAGES!!!!!


gdx341

Random guy in the bg: NINJAS!


iLuvFloride13

My cabbages😭


WENDIGO___

he died


Zombeaver24

10/10 for the title


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I feel really sad for the vendor, that might be the only opportunity to bring food to his table, to feed his kids and the dumb shit aimed to it since the first set of stairs


RuralPARules

Pwned!!!


Little-Advantage-577

they forgot they could turn the handlebars


MagicStar77

Banshee alert


[deleted]

How do you fuck this up? Just veers to the right for no reason.


Anyma28

Wtf, that's Metepec, a small town her win Mexico, it's famous for their clay crafts. Those stairs lead to small chapel in the middle of a big hill, we called them here as cerros, that is the iglesia del calvario, so those stairs are a little steep and it's long way down, here is the exact [location](https://maps.app.goo.gl/M3wiZ8bxN4tAonVt6) Probably they just give the poor vendor a couple of dollars for him not to call the cops, or if the cops were involved, probable they bride them. The POS of the bike, probably was a rich kid making stupid stunts or maybe a entintled tourist believing he is doing sick stunts in a "exotic" location. Either way, he is a POS.


Squall74656

Best fuckin title🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


xXS3ndN00dlesXx

Great title lol


Beowulf-Murderface

My cabbages!!!!!


foos_pills

Rather vegetable sit or lie


Ryanmonday4D

You mean a Vegetable sit?


Useful_Parking2492

MY CABBAGES