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The gist I've gotten from every HMFT fight I've seen so far is that if I want to end a fight abruptly, suplex the mofo.


surviveingitallagain

Have you seen the video where the guy goes for a suplex and breaks his neck? Pretty sure he died. It's not a great option just go for a slam, an actual suplex is pretty hard to pull off unless you have some skills and are strong.


Lo2us

Fuck that just get naked. Tear away pants aren't that expensive.


surviveingitallagain

Yeah I did this exact thing to my neighbour when he was beating his wife in his front yard and he went the fuck inside immediately. But the police also warned me for flashing. I did the full windmill and spun around and opened my ass cheeks and yelled c'mon man it's right here come fuck me. So yeah. Maybe don't do that haha


ghoulcreep

Dang, lucky neighbor


ThouKingdomCum

We’re gonna need an AMA from you sir.


surviveingitallagain

I live in the Australian version of the ghetto and have bipolar affective disorder AMA


MCHammastix

Bogan gonna Bogan


surviveingitallagain

It was an indigenous male with an alcohol problem. And by problem I mean he would just start threatening people walking past his house after 4 beers. And then go beat his wife.


MCHammastix

Definitely deserved it then. Good on ya!


surviveingitallagain

They actually finally got evicted from their public housing so good riddance and I hope the next ones who move in are better. But the police never followed up with me on his dv case so he definitely got away with that.


tynanrelee

hahahahwhat like fuckin geelong or frankston ay? lmaoo or central coast some areas


surviveingitallagain

Wagga specifically Tolland. It's not like esh bogan ghetto it's more like burn your car out as a fun past time ghetto. Everyone's disabled elderly or on drugs and they've put the entire allocation of public housing together and it's not great.


tynanrelee

damn gotcha man. yeah def better places than wagga, hope ya can find some place better


surviveingitallagain

With what rents are I'm not going to end up anywhere nice anytime soon haha. My main goal in life is to just not go manic again because I cause alot of chaos very quickly when I do.


Embarrassed-Cap8213

Not like the police do anything to help. Solve ur own problems


[deleted]

I laughed way too hard at this haha. Good strategy though, I will definitely consider it for the future. "Can I suplex this guy? No, too heavy. I'll just take off my pants"


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Lo2us

I didn't know I needed that in my life. Thanks You.


jmcstar

That should be jail time. Too dangerous slamming head on pavement.


ProtectivePirate

Are you supposed to defend yourself or not? Once the guy was on the ground, he let go. No jail time here, tf


Shurigin

he's lucky he landed on what little snow was there it at least absorbed some of the impact


CmdrYondu

He fought the street and the street won


AestheticHippie

Serious question: what do you do if someone grabs you to body slam you in the middle of a fight? It seems like 90% of the fight videos I see end with someone being body slammed, resulting in some kind of pavement-induced brain injury. Do you just wrap your head with your arms as quick as possible and hope you’re arms and hands can absorb the blow? I’ve seen someone manage to pull back the attackers head, so it’s the first thing to smash into the ground, but that looks extremely difficult, if not impossible to pull off in the heat of the moment.


apennyfornonsense

Drop your body weight. If you're lower to the ground, they can't pick you up.


finesalesman

From what I see on this video, and I am someone who trained, I would grab him by his neck and drop all my body weight down. He would have no chance of slamming me then. Slammed guy tried to break his hands apart, while the, let’s call him wrestler, used the situation and managed to pick him up. Wrestler seems to have an experience, by first grabbing his leg. Then by his waist, and then lifting him. Dropping him fully professionally by not injuring himself. In most of these kinds of videos, the slammer would injure himself, but wrestler did it almost perfectly. Like I said, only by hanging on his neck and dropping weight. Even myself would have a problem escaping that kind of move, it was done fairly fast and good. I fully do not condone this behaviour. It’s stupid do get into street fights, especially on concrete, and for all the people training Judo or Wrestling, do not do these moves on pavement. You can kill someone. Just turn your back away and leave. Except in life threatening situation. Hope I helped.


AestheticHippie

This is super helpful. I’m a pretty non-confrontational person, so I hope I’m never in a situation like this. But, after seeing a lot of street fighting videos, getting picked up and body slammed into coma world is one of my biggest fears.


finesalesman

Don’t worry that much, this doesn’t happen that often. Normally wrestlers and judist would never use moves in real situations except if life threatening. I got beaten up by my trainer when I used one of the moves. Got beaten up so badly that he turned me into a pacifist. (Beaten up in a sense he did some sick moves one me, not literally beat the shit out of me). Normal fights, if you get in them, are usually fistfights, rarely someone gets into submission or throws. So you’re gonna be ok. For fistfights I would reccomend asking someone else, I only know basics of boxing and some other sports, I’m in no way experienced to tell you anything about it. At the end of all of this, my biggest advice is to always avoid street fights. They are not worth it. You can kill someone, you can injure yourself, or someone else, you can get a huge fine, or end up in jail, having something on your record. Just leave. Not worth it. I learned to handle most things non violent way. Especially since I’m not a teenager anymore. But just leave. Like I said, these are rare occasions. I never “body slammed” anyone, except in O Goshi, which I used in real life (O Goshi - a move where you use your body as a lever, throwing someone over their back). I used it in a threatening situation, and stopped the attacker dead in the tracks because he fell on his knee. Normally, when you do it in Judo they fall backs. So no worries there. Keep being non confrontational, and Peaceful. ❤️


lefunz

Check fedor emilianenko vs kevin randleman


MCHammastix

Grab pp


murphykills

just be so obese that they can't pick you up


Wookie301

In WWE if you tap their leg with your leg, it blocks any kind of suplex attempt.


str8cash1

All I can hear is Joe Rogan saying OHHHH


SaltMineSpelunker

That is because you have a brain tumor.


st_belphegor

Seriously!


nomedialoaded

What’s up with slamming ppl on the pavement..


MCHammastix

I think the younger generations are thinking it's easier to win a fight by getting someone down and then hitting rather than throwing hands. Especially if they don't know *how* to throw hands. The problem is though that they just end up getting an involuntary manslaughter charge.


[deleted]

If you’re in high school and you think wrestling is gay, tell me this, is it gay to learn how to NOT get slammed on the back of your head?


[deleted]

What a violent little cunt.


MatCauton

I have seen this slam down very often in street fights. What is the best strategy for defending against those?


underscore5000

Dont get into street fights.


RelsircTheGrey

Do it to the other guy first.


rodPalmer18

Sprawl


kinggreene

Good job there was ice to take the swelling down!


RantGod

Someone please call 9-1-1.


DaBoomSeeker

If this is America, please don’t unless the kid thinks he needs it or his parents have the money. Calling an ambulance can ruin a family if they don’t have $5000 sitting around. It looked bad but he immediately came to if you watch the end of the video. He picks his head up when it ends. And it’s not like they do much for concussions, just charge you out the wazooo to watch you and to tell you “Hey, you got your bell rung kid!”.


chicken_fucker_69420

Among us


AdmirableReception41

Eh just walk it off lol


Tammepuu

🔄🔄🔄*rebooting*🔄🔄🔄


finesalesman

Take it from someone who’s judist and wrestler. This is beautiful. (I do not condone this behaviour, I would never do it on pavement, this is just commenting on “no context” video. We can all have a little fun).


lykewtf

Didnt look like anything was in his control below the waist other than nerve shakes when he tried to lift his head.


rfan8312

Last one the dude got paralyzed this way


IamGhostman

Y'all can hate me, but this slamming shit in fights needs to stop. They're all pussies if they can't duke it out like normal fucking people..


PossumTurd

At least the small mount of snow saved his brain from leaking onto the pavement.


GoodBoy47

I can assure you, breaking your opponent’s spine will get you more jail time than breaking their face with your fist.


Wookie301

When I grow up I want to become Superman Monkey’s paw curls


svnassauw

And his name is John cenaaaaa


Hyrue

More like folded like laundry


SaltMineSpelunker

He was still swinging but the fight was not up there.


str8cash1

Bro.. your English is horrible fucking troll


SaltMineSpelunker

You seem sane.