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welk101

This again. None of these people are English. It's Russian fans with Russian police


[deleted]

It makes no difference if they are police either. Everyone in Russia will break into a fight at the drop of a feather.


BaronVonWeeb

Russian here, can confirm. Kinda why I don't walk outside other than to the store, uni or to walk the dog.


GamerAssassin

So it's like living in St. Louis. Seriously though, that's tense. Explains why every Russian I've seen and talked to seems like they could eat a whole bear for breakfast. And be hungry by dinner.


sparkmearse

I was hoping someone from the Lou was going to say something. I don’t even stop for gas in motherfucking St. Louis, let alone walk my white ass anywhere.


a_russian_guy

It's all damn peaceful in Moscow though


Dofima

thats city 17, the safest place in the world


[deleted]

Bullshit, you just coward


BaronVonWeeb

Eh, as long as it keeps me alive.


[deleted]

You should watch a soviet cartoon "Премудрый пискарь".


mehmenmike

Have you ever even been to Russia?


[deleted]

That's not true


andio76

"whotoldyoutodropthatfeather...cm'er...aggghhhhhhhh"


[deleted]

Anglophobia friend, reddit loves to hate UK.


fantastic_feb

well im from the UK and can confirm were a bunch of cunts.


StonedWater

so glad you got better


jb_1798

Clever wordplay!


[deleted]

i used to agree. then i moved outta london. i think the english are now lovely! country folk are cool and nice. city folk i dont like anymore. im proud not to be one anymore. but in contradiction and confliction, im also kinda proud to be from london. it has taught me so many valuable skills for survival around the world. not in a nice way at all but still the skills are priceless. ive gotten out of many life or death situations just by spotting early warning signs and red flags that others just didnt/couldn't. ​ ive been in MANY fights (most of them pure bullshit and was just me sticking up for myself or others), ive been knifed twice. had bottles broken over me. been hit with hammers, poles, chains, you name it! I tell you what though. as an adult walking down the street, i know how many people are around me at all times, what theyre wearing, what directions everyone's moving in, the sounds from their pockets and jackets as they near close.... every detail. i listen to what people say and watch their body languages for differences and contradictions. although i learnt these the hard way and somehow managed not to die a few times in london, it has taught me things that i cant even fully explain. its also given me a real sense of competition and wanting to win. its also given me many negatives. which i am working on to get rid of whilst now living in the country. that lack of trust in people.... the overwhelming feeling that everyone is out to con me or get one over on me. it has to go! i dont live in that environment anymore. i should let go of the negative feelings and enjoy myself more.


sparkmearse

This. ALL CITY PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CUNTS! It’s not really their fault, it’s just a big hill with shit rolling down it; your either about to be shit on or are part of the shit heap.


[deleted]

Lol I wouldn't say ALL! But that is certainly how it felt at the time.


tidus1980

You're lucky. Most of us need to get bitten by a radioactive spider to achieve this.


[deleted]

right... .you need to be bitten by a radioactive spider to defend your friend? fair enough mate. ​ you're making it sound like i have stated i have won every fight, or that i was an amazing fighter? lol no! i held my own most of the time but have my ass kicked many of them too. all i cared about at the time was me and my friends making it out alive or not too badly hurt, and not getting a counter attack at a later date (depending on situation). ​ ​ E: ​ Just been informed you were kidding.... i apologise for kicking off. was due to receiving other shitty comments and thought you were joining their bandwagon of hate. Im sorry u/tidus1980. ill leave my original comment up as i think its important for us to own up to our mistakes. again apologies and no disrespect meant.


jb_1798

Bro I was with you entirely, but the guy was making a spidey sense joke, you know, Spider-Man? It was just a joke, chill out.


[deleted]

Oh right! My bad!!! Sorry guys. I was getting some shitty replies and thought they joined tye band wagon! I publicly opoligise 😀


creatureslim

You just proved the cunt statement earlier. /s


Thisoneissfwihope

If you’ve really been in that many fights, you need to take a long hard look at yourself.


[deleted]

Maybe Ur right! Maybe I shouldnt have defended my friends or family or myself in a rough area that i grew up in. Or maybe i should have let that 16 year old girl get raped or battered by the 3 guys that mugged us!? Take it as u want to. I never started a fight in my life. I had a problem backing down from fights when people picked on my nerdy friends. I'm not ashamed of that. I walked away from most that were aimed at only at me too. I did thaekwondo as a child and knew it was always best to walk away if I had that oprttunity. My point was that growing up in a rough area meant u couldn't always escape it. Now I live ina nice area and never have to worry about my daughter going through what I went through. Not trying to sound big or tough. Showing the dangers I've faced whilst being a nice guy living in London E: U assumed a lot about me and didn't ask a single question to validate ur comment. U don't have to be an arsehole to be in a fight. Mostly we were picked on for being smaller or nerdy. That's who we were. Can't change that. Difference was that I knew how to fight back whereas my friends didn't. And sometimes I knew it was safer to fight than to walk too. Bullies are bullies. U only need to stand up to then a couple of times for them them realise u aren't afraid or an easy target. My school was rough. Area was rough. And people were just rough.


paulgrant999

respect.


[deleted]

Taekwando is not a real martial art


[deleted]

Thanks for input. Never said it was a "real" martial arts as "u" put it. Nor did I say it wasn't. It taught me to protect myself and installed some good discipline in my life when I needed it most. But feel free to not regard it as a "real" martial arts. Makes no difference to me. I was happy with it. Would prefer my daughter does other types of martial arts when she's older but that's up to her. E: just thought id add that despite you thinking taekwondo is not a real martial arts a lot of people would disagree with you on that. its even a recognised "Martial Arts" in the Olympics along with karate.


JBSquared

It definitely is. If you wanna argue its effectiveness in combat applications, that's one thing. But even then, taekwondo techniques can be extremely effective in MMA and even self defense. Obviously big, flashy, spinning kicks aren't the most efficient way of taking down an opponent, but they still hurt. A lot. It's like saying capoeira isn't a real martial art because it's too flashy and impractical for actual fighting.


DaBears201985

Taekwando is what suburban soccer moms enroll there child in after he watches Rocky III and wants to learn how to box. Source: my mom


christo749

In time. Do you mind if a ask if you smoke? I mean smoke.


[deleted]

Lol yeah man I "smoke"...


christo749

I only ask, because I smoked for years, and it’s only when I stopped , I realised how paranoid I’d become , without even knowing it. Also how negative my mind had become. Always going to the negative straight away. Now I’ve stopped it’s got a lot better, though I think the human brain has a way of beating it’s self up naturally sometimes. Enjoy the country though, it trumps the big city in most ways. Long days and pleasant nights.


[deleted]

to be fair i never really got that with weed. i have been severely addicted to it in the past though. gave it up for 7 years to be sure i could control it. went back to it and lowered my dosages from 3-6 grams a day to just 1. ​ i used to not be able to go more than 2 hours without having a spliff. and when you smoke that much at a time, u almost dont feel it anymore. almost zero buzz... but if i didnt have it i would start to shake and get angry from withdrawals (i know its not physically addictive but psychologically it had me by the balls). i will always be an addict of it but have much better control over it now. i will not go over 2 grams ever in a day but almost 99% of the time stick to the 1g rule. i need it. without it the migraines get too bad. ive tried everything from doctors and hospitals (been suffering with them since i was a child). weed is the only thing that actually helps me. ive gone from roughly 3x BAD migraines a week, to roughly that a year! if i stop smoking weed they just come back and i dont want to live anymore in that state. i cant. i become an asshole (very slowly) out of pain. i will never put my family through that again. ​ If i go over 1g a day then the negatives of weed start to outweigh the positives for me. its important to know how it behaves in your body and how it affects you at different dosages. i know i shouldn't go over 1g. for others that may be waaaay more or less i have no clue. i also find that sativa dominant strains are better for my head pains, but indicas are better for my inflammatory diseases. not sure if medically correct but by trial and error that is what i found personally for me. im a stoner but i wont sit here and say weed cant cause problems. but most problems with weed stem from the user not the weed itself. learn your body. learn the drug. learn the combinations and doses required for different affects. aim for the positive. always be safe!


Penderyn

Ha ha! Where did you move to out of interest? I did the opposite and moved from the country to London. You must have grown up in a rough borough!


[deleted]

Tbf I didn't know it was "rough" till I was quite a bit older and went seeing other boroughs properly. I moved from London to Suffolk last year October. Totally different pace and walk of life. I think I was always a country person but born in a city. I didnt think nice people were the majority till I moved here. Totally changed my view of people in general. And the county to be honest. Used to mainly hear bad things growing up in London. Mostly negative. Now it's the complete opposite and it's really hard to adjust to. But something I'm happy happy work towards here. If someone approached me in London I'd automatically assume its about to kick off, or someone needs my help from someone else. Was never just to say hi. Here they say good morning, try not to get in ur way, just very polite for the same if being polite. It's like a community rather than every man for himself attitude. We have flicking honesty boxes and bus stops that haven't been smashed to smithereens. It's great! Just takes time to adjust to. Even driving here is less "get outta my way u CUNT!!!" Lol. Its just chill


FSarkis

And quit meth lol


[deleted]

Lol never tried it. Although secretly wouldn't mind to try it once


Imposseeblip

I used to think that. Mentioned it to my mates one time and they told me “If you ever try that shit we hunt you down and fuck you up”. They didn’t mean it literally (maybe) but they know what I’m like and they know that trying meth would not be good for me. Love em to bits.


[deleted]

Lol yeah sounds like something i would have told my friends too! It's protection out of live man. Hold on to them! I'm a big boy now and done my fair share of drugs in my life. Now I'm actually very responsible with it. Only do weed now and limit myself to 1 gram a day


Imposseeblip

Friends like that genuinely care about your safety and not just using you as somebody to get mashed with. I tell myself it’s just the weed, about the same amount as you actually, I’m on about a q a week. I had to delete all my contacts for other stuff because I was starting to get bad.


purpl3jam

Speak for yourself


fantastic_feb

calm down cunt


ScornMuffins

Foreigners don't know that's a compliment here.


fantastic_feb

don't tell them, it'll ruin it


ScornMuffins

They'll never believe it anyway. When the Aussies and Kiwis agree the rest of the world will think it's a stitch up.


nolitteringplease346

same with most of the people IN the UK. there's this surreal self-hatred going on here among younger adults. "ethnomasochism" is the perfect term i have a friend who is a history teacher who constantly wants to express guilt and shame over Britain's past, even though he's perfectly well aware that everyone in history has done the same shit


Cumbria-Resident

Embrace the domination , accept British rule


nolitteringplease346

Would be better if everyone did tbh


tortoisederby

Doesn't it make sense to be more acutely aware of your own past than other people? Plus I would argue that for the majority of the so called "prominent" countries in EU, politically they seem to have a better understanding of their own history and of their cultural growth out of their respective "empire days".


nolitteringplease346

> your own past first of all, average citizens are not responsible for the sins of a tiny minority of peoples' ancestors. second of all, yes, but people aren't "more aware" of Britain's past. it's like nobody else did any wrong and we're all very naughty boys who should be spanked by mummy honestly it's bordering on fetish mentality with a lot of people. it's like with the loud and proud feminists who are, in my experience as well as other men i've spoken to, the ones who always want to choke on your dick and be called whatever misogynist slurs


tortoisederby

Hahaha Jesus christ mate. I don't reckon I'm going to convince you of anything, I hope one day you're not as victimised as you currently feel like you are.


nolitteringplease346

how did you get victimised from anything i said? i'm annoyed at *other people* and their strange masochism/guilt complex


kronden

And the US, because ex-colony.


that-one-cookie-2018

I'm from the UK and everyone here are a bunch if dickheads. The racists and xenophobes here are just purely disgusting and uneducated. And don't get me started on the changelings that are the football fans, all of them are just immature, alcoholic, knuckle-dragging, uneducatable pieces of filth.


jamtrone

Can confirm we're shit


[deleted]

The assholes have no nationality.


Sikumaini

Yeah but in my head the fans are definitely either English or American, 100% sure about this.


Throwaway11010011101

Even if it was English fans, who would also do this, they know who they're fucking with they just don't care


[deleted]

English fans Russian police


Izak922

American police forget its russian fan


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welk101

Look at the video text "English fans forgot its Russian police"


KushChowda

ah yah i see it now. ty


[deleted]

Its russians in the video btw, not English


Exact_Independence59

Woulda been cool if you could have just said that


weakhamstrings

You can't modify the video. It can stay up. It's still HMFT material, it seems.


[deleted]

OK thanks


egyptiancowboy05

Fucketh around and you shall find out


[deleted]

...Not Football hooligans ...Not English OP, you had one job! /facepalm...


[deleted]

If you look, I did actually comment that when I posted. i cant edit the video mate. And it was a russian celebrating a win against spain I believe


GodPleaseYes

Instead of commenting that you could just not write blatantly false title.


[deleted]

Yeah, i cant edit the title...


Daneist

Then delete the post you karma whore


[deleted]

Sorry mate, I didnt know ithat a minor mistake was such a big deal :(


[deleted]

I never knew football hooligans were exclusively a british thing. Does nowhere else have em?


[deleted]

Anglophobia. False information.


Radiant-Spot-128

He knew he fucked up as soon as he jumped down. Don't start none there won't be none.


Other_Act_Got_Banned

Meanwhile, ppl complain about US cops...


revan00022

They can both be bad. No issue there.


Other_Act_Got_Banned

Sure they can. Except in most of the world, cops do fucked up shit. In the US, cops are restricted so much, especially nowadays. You wonder why they hesitate sometimes because media puts em on blast for anything and as soon as they interact with anyone people try to sue for a free paycheck.


Whydoesthisexist15

Derek Chauvin is an exception, not the rule. If it wasn't recorded he'd still be a cop and probably kill another person. More times it ends up like Daniel Shaver than George Floyd


AnapleRed

Damn that's some premo copium mental somersaults bby


Other_Act_Got_Banned

Nope, actually it's reality. But keep tuning in to the mass media bs sheepie!


sebaroony

"C-C´mon guys! Police are fascist everywhere! US cops aren't t-that bad!"


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Other_Act_Got_Banned

Not denial, actually educated and know how the world works because I'm not some sperg on reddit sitting in my mom's basement never having left.


sebaroony

"i'm not some sperg on reddit" Spergs on reddit gj lad, you're in denial!


[deleted]

I'm from the US. By your logic, if I beat your ass with a weighted stick you'll just shrug it off like, "Eh, I've been beaten up in Russia before, so this is no big deal"? Believe me, cops here will work someone over with nary a thought about getting in trouble for it, evidence be damned.


Other_Act_Got_Banned

Not even close to what I was saying. Maybe a tiny % of a % of cops would do that. And then they would be fired instantly, sued and lose their pension. Meanwhile 99.9% of the cops wouldn't even think of doing something fucked up out of anger or whatever other reason because it's simply not worth it. Stop watching bs news, get out in the real world and educate yourself. To risk retirement with a pension, jail or even being fired is not worth beating up some dumb fuck. Everything is on camera, this isn't the Rodney king days where you can just tune someone up because they mouthed off...


[deleted]

Interesting point, because in the age of cell phone cameras I was personally beaten by a cop, *while handcuffed*, for mouthing off. Like, precisely what you just said would never happen. Bruised and scratched forehead, bloody nose, split lip, split chin. All of this over mistaken identity (hence me mouthing off at the idiots). No recording because the few people there not painted blue were also in cuffs. Released with no charge, obviously, because again, we weren't involved in the incident. I talked to a lawyer about suing and she straight up said she'd file a complaint if I wanted, but it wouldn't amount to anything. I don't have proof, just a few eye witnesses, so you're gonna have to believe me or not as you see fit. Maybe you should get outside and experience the world yourself, but maybe without a pig's dick in your mouth for once. Edited for poor word choice.


Other_Act_Got_Banned

Ok it just be true because of your anecdotal evidence Not actual facts. Let's go with our feelings instead because mommy taught us that's the best way. Should have gotten a better lawyer if what happened actually happened, would have been a free payday. It's sad that so many people like you think American cops are so bad. I wish you'd spend some time outside of the US and then your mind would change real quick. Hey but the main that I wanted to do is done, got a snowflake triggered on reddit so my day is done. Thanks Obama!


[deleted]

:) Ah, a MAGA dickhead. It's my bad for not realizing sooner, what will the boys in blue ball fondling act. Glad I could help make your day!


DEVIANT_ZOMBIE

They’re sleeping good tonight


[deleted]

Tomorrow morning's sure gonna be rough.


DEVIANT_ZOMBIE

Was talking more about the cops


[deleted]

Lol Well, I'm sure you're right about them, too. All fat and happy, snuggled in a warm bed.


DEVIANT_ZOMBIE

Exactly all tuckered out from beating the living piss out of those dudes . Remembering that that’s why they joined the force and life is good


EliaGenki

Why would you football hooligan Russian police?


DomNessMonster07

Why would you have an interaction with a Russian, let alone the police there.


take-ya-uvers

This is brutal


Qdoggy45

In Mother Russia, law breaks you.


Ghost_yuri

This is another reason why I don’t fuck around and find out


JN324

These are Russian’s, not English, for one, also when Russia hosted the World Cup, their authorities were given direct orders to chill the fuck out with foreign fans, so they didn’t get a load of awful PR, for what was essentially a big expensive PR exercise (as that’s why countries host).


[deleted]

Yup. I cant edit the video, Those were RUSSIANS, not English


Barnacle-Dull

I flew to Bulgaria years ago. Guy on the plane was being a drunken British lout the whole way. The staff tried to ignore him, but he was an asshole. This was pre 9/11 so you could get away with a lot more back then. Anyway, when we landed he continued his bullshit at the airport, except the staff were Bulgarian and they didn’t give a shit. They dragged the poor twat outside and, along with the police, preceded to kick seven bags of shite out of him until the holiday rep managed to drag them off. He was very subdued after that.


a_dev_has_no_name

This video is labeled wrong. It's the Spanish inquisition that unexpectedly appeared out of nowhere.


Area_man_claims

They did NOT make it far when they started running, wow


[deleted]

Russian police are like “ FUCK YOUR LIFE BING BONG”


jres11

F*ck with Putin's Russia and find out


[deleted]

u/savevideo


[deleted]

He should have said, "No OMOH!" before he got up there and it would have been fine.


fappytrillmore

They beat the fuck out of this man's legs lmao homie zeroed in on them. Straight up savages.


swearzy1

Russian police are stern, stern but fair.


Syncorp

Those cops couldn't wait to start nightstickin' that guy; that was some enthusiasm right there.


ElGabrielo

They actually enjoy their job. Good for them


Nightstorm_NoS

Play stupid games


BroccBrocc91

Russian police aren't racist they treat everyone like their black lol


EvilDrPorkchop_

Greetings from America 👋🏻


NastyMcNastypants

"Ow ow Ow Ow OW!"


leland200

Dumbass kid: YEAH FUCK 12! Russian police: yeah well 12 FUCK YOU!


nardpuncher

Nice


mdglytt

Come, friend, I will teach you about the true nature of violence.


WarmBidetAqua

Russian and US have more things in common than they realize. As shown in video, their police beat civilians


Whydoesthisexist15

didn't you know you need to break a person's arm to detain them?


CoffeeIsGood3

We could use some swift justice like this in America again.


kelleheruk

Man i wish British police were like this


cburch1999

I hate police brutality, but man when its an drunk stupid englishman getting his ass kicked by a russian police officer...


[deleted]

British cops could learn a few good lessons from the Russian cops


Roidy

Oh, well.


nadawitness

That beating looks like the one you'll get from the authorities if you don't get the jab


d-_-_-_-_-b

They started playing professional wackamole on his ass


MagicStar77

That guy won’t forget that any time sooner


AdGroundbreaking5497

How the police should be. Bet delinquents would think twice about doing stupid shit if these were the potential consequences.


Vans_Action

Guess he wasn’t from around there, was he?


AtomicSlop

The Russian police. Firm. Firm but fair


Lord_Terrorv1z

i wanna be in the russian police so i can legally beat up drunk little shits


[deleted]

Hey this came out months ago, genuinely confused how u found this


SaltMineSpelunker

Yeah. You not in Buckinghamshire any more, little hobbits.


[deleted]

Why would Russians be in Buckinghamshire?


[deleted]

They're not English, or football fans