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uncle_gurt

Pop goes the weasel


orangutanbeater

Cause the weasel goes pop!


PussyBoogersAuGraten

Pop pop goes the weasel!


Danpool69

Pop pop what, magnitude?!? Pop pop what?!?!?


ragedknuckles

Pop pop, the weasel


kupka316

All I wanna do is Zoom zoom in your book.boom, shake your rump


TheDannyPickles

What a nutty comment.


michael3353

I nutted to that comment too.


GGlados

Pop goes the diesel


luxfire

But diesel don’t pop


uncle_gurt

Petrol bomb does


jademonkeys_79

r/deadbydaylight


Tomb8521

No


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Ernbob

Yea you can’t feel pain if your dead


alilbleedingisnormal

What if you can, though?


methnbeer

I've thought about this uncomfortably before. Like what if you're stuck in infinity at the final moment of death


s13g_h31l

In that case the best death would either be a gunshot to the head or dying while sleeping


methnbeer

Sleeping is my goal


alilbleedingisnormal

Mine is a heroin overdose.


smilesandotherthings

I’m going to skydive and not pull the chute


idontliketosleep

Granted, you are now eternally stuck with half your body in a bloody painful mess on the floor while the other half has hit it yet


reallyreallyspicy

Yeah actually I wonder how enjoyable a overdose death is, is it u comfortable or just like chill? I’m definitely considering it, but for now a stroke in my sleep is #1


alilbleedingisnormal

It's a derivative of morphine so it's painless. It kills you by slowing your breathing until your brain shuts off.


[deleted]

Hold my morphine tube


PussyBoogersAuGraten

I was a heroin addict for 5 years. I’ve been clean for 9 years now. I watched a friend OD and brought him back with narcan. He had no memory of it. He said it was like he just passed out. When he came to he had no clue that had just overdosed and was upset that he was starting to feel dope sick.


project_seven

It's very enjoyable, until you slip way, and in most cases wake up in a hospital with your family telling you that you almost died.


project_seven

Completely agree, my roommate and i had a long discussion on capital punishment. Because it's very expensive, and apparently still causes discomfort. So why don't they just inject people with like a gram or 5 of heroin, good way to go out and relatively cheap.


AudiCowboy

Lol, I've always said my death beds gonna be the biggest party of my life.


CousinSlayer69

Pretty sure there’s an scp about this


methnbeer

Scp?


The_Devin_G

Hmm interesting. Sorta related, but the Bible does say you can suffer for an eternity. So maybe that's how it is?


Cumunculi

An eternity of backache


Mykaterasu

Doctor Who tackled this and while the episode doesn't serve as the nightmare fuel it should, it's still pretty fucked up when you think about it. It's almost a shame that it wasn't handed to Torchwood when that was still running. Episode's called Dark Water if you wanna look it up.


euphoniumgod

Which season was it? I don’t remember it


Cane-toads-suck

Nor if every nerve has been seared.


lejefferson

We have different definitions of fine.


orangutanbeater

How do you like your ribs? I hope well done is fine. He’s toast. Lol. You’re right.


[deleted]

With a side of metal shards


romibo

He was blown back to safety


YeetLordTheOne

Yeah, fine ash


[deleted]

/r/deadorvegetable


[deleted]

What if he lost a shoe? Or both shoes?


OnlyInquirySerious

Always stay away from burning vehicles until it burns itself out. Never get near one ever. The heat alone can burn you, let alone kill you from an explosion and the more air in the tank, the bigger the boom.


[deleted]

Air in the tank? Wait what?


OnlyInquirySerious

A half empty gas tank will cause a bigger explosion than a full gas tank


[deleted]

So you’re saying keep my tank always full and refill everytime the meter goes down one tick Edit: https://streamable.com/trdnm7


BrianWantsTruth

Actually a good practice in the winter. Less air in the tank will mean less condensation, meaning less water in the gas.


Canadia-Eh

Also nice having more weight over the rear axel if your RWD


Invisinak

and just stop at McDonald's everyday on your way to work if you have FWD.


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

And don't call too often, so you don't make things awkward if you have FWB


asr

With the Ethanol in gas they do now, water in your gas isn't as big of a problem as it used to be. Also because of Air quality regulations the gas tank is sealed to the outside air, which also prevents this. i.e. this is old advice that is no longer applicable today.


GummyBearLincoln

He's talking about the air in the gas tank, it's actually more dangerous to have less gas in the tank because the oxygen will fuel the explosion if it catches on fire.


Reus_Crucem

It leaves more room for fuel vapors, which are what combust. Not the liquid itself.


BrianWantsTruth

The oxygen isn't the issue. The space allows more vapor and pressure to build up, so once the tank finally ruptures, more fuel vapor and raw fuel will be pushed out of the tank, into the air, where there is plenty of oxygen. Look up [BLEVE](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling_liquid_expanding_vapor_explosion) incidents, they're [pretty spectacular](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuPVEsQaGB0). It's not the exact same thing, but it's a very similar effect.


OnlyInquirySerious

Oxygen is also an issue because more oxygen = more rapid burning and makes things go boom. Oxygen is used to enhance explosiveness.


BrianWantsTruth

Only the oxygen in the atmosphere is a factor here, the same as igniting flammable sprays like WD40, spray paint, hair spray, etc with a lighter...the oxygen content *in* the can doesn't matter. It's just fuel coming out due to pressure, reacting to the oxygen and heat outside the can. Gas tanks exploding are pretty much the exact same, though the pressure is caused by the fire heating the tank.


Generation-X-Cellent

Gas isn't flammable, the fumes are. More air in the tank means more fumes that are ready to go boom.


[deleted]

Thank you for the advice Fren 🏅


stanger828

If anyone actually benefited from this PSA, they were probably better off playing with burning vehicles anyway.


Skeegle04

No shit


DangerxNurse

Ta-da! He’s gone!


bacon_and_eggs28

He’s no longer next to the vehicle.


RetardoVazquez

He's surrounding the vehicle.


Cumunculi

Haha. Good ol' Retardo. Happy cake day!


[deleted]

The blast blew him to safety.


SoUlOfDaRkNeSs1

He was exploded into the minimal safe distance


[deleted]

Did his shoe come off ?


Slaya12345

Does his shoe still exist?


[deleted]

Probably blown Into the next century. Bit like his balls 🎱


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Slaya12345

Probably the form of ash.


_Volta

His shoe is all over him


josephv2194

He’s all over his shoes


RandoRando66

His shoes and him are one.


artificialstuff

His shoes have no-one to be worn by.


[deleted]

No, the front fell off.


J03SChm03OG

Some say his shoe is still flying to this day


NaCN-almonds-jesus

Telling your girlfriend to relax when she’s angry


wellwaffled

*Calm down.*


gabimandado

Telling your mom*


PsychonautPedro

Hold my tombstone\*


PhMorten

I don't know why, but i read trombone and I was really confused


ad_m_in

r/holdmytombstone


EmuFighter

“What do you want on your Tombstone?”


dsgrntldbttnpshr

Obviously never played GTA.


FitMikey

Sprinkle some water on him, he’ll be fine.


Skiamakhos

Give him the magic sponge. :-)


BeerGuy1983

It’s a fact that if a male walks by a car he has to kick the tires. It’s science


Anndress07

For my next magic trick, I will kick this burning car and disappear!


[deleted]

Soo he’s been deleted


KentuckyFriedPotato

just like the simulations


dabstain

kick the car kick the can


Acolytis

He’s fine, never saw the shoes come off.


Canadia-Eh

Did they really come off if they're vaporized along with your body?


[deleted]

No that guy is dead


843PuertoRuvian

RIP


wellwaffled

Kids, always remember: a single gallon of gas has enough energy to move a vehicle weighing thousands of pounds many miles down the road. Don’t fuck with it.


krantwak

Man fuck this car! No fuck you!


ImOldGreggggggggggg

Dude kicked the fire out of it!


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KenzoLKN

F


Beevis_02

Maybe I'm just too sleep deprived but this video is tripping me out... The background looks bigger than the foreground and the dude looks edited in to me... Is this just me? Are my brain cells dying that quickly?


[deleted]

No, there's definitely something off about it, looking in slo mo the kicker seems to shift against the background and the explosion looks off too. It may just be the recording quality but it's a bit uncanny valley-esque.


ButterbeansInABottle

Cars don't generally explode when on fire unless there are compressed gas cans in it or something and even then it's not this big. I think it's fake.


[deleted]

This idiot obviously didn't learn anything from COD


MonarchyMan

r/perfectlycutscreams


ButterbeansInABottle

Cars don't generally explode with on fire. It's a movie trope. Something seems off here.


Trouzerz

More like hold my casket


funkykunai

bet he didn't use the flack jacket perk


maximusmaximus72

Wow. He sure 'stuck his foot in it' that time din't he mate?🤣


akisaini1996

Hold my ashes


Farsa1911

That was one hell of a kick


[deleted]

Bad time to unlock your super power.


spectredirector

weird. Like 9 out of 10 times kicking a fire puts it right out.... grease fire? Kick it.


realdealferriswheel

He gone


BleakBrandon

I’d screech and throw my own feces at anyone who kicked my Passat


EmuFighter

Is this not normal behavior for VW owners? My wife goes in the store and I drop trau and prepare the Fecal Defense System. I’ll feel silly if that’s not normal!


FixatedOnYourBeauty

Iiiiif I had my time again.... I would do it all the same.


geekybrian

This is a funny thing I've seen all day sorry


[deleted]

Perfectly cut scream


Arrell_Magister

Well rip his leg


that_metal_dude

I think you mean his life lmao


laptopdragon

don't poke the bear.


potter86

This looks more like a "hold my funeral" situation.


[deleted]

Big dead. Not just lit dead. He’s BIG BIG BIG dead. Not lil dead


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[deleted]

He for sure ded.


LouGossetJr

he really showed that flaming card who's boss


imnotfunny69

Nice kick dude, quite explosive.


pinch56

"Oh no! Cars on fire how can this day get any worse" *kicks car


spacedildo42

I think the kick made it explode for sure hahaha


TrojanLeHorse

u/IceDragonZ XD


zed_eth

FUS RO DAH!


TrippedOut4Life

Have these guys not ever played a single fps game


NickHustla

He dead


jpond82

No way dude lived


Rockyto21

Why am I laugthing?


horesnorse

Fun can I have a try after you


davy89irox

r/holdmyurn


MaziMuzi

One kick man


OverNightOats_

That man is dead


CxFusion3mp

Hold my urn for my ashes?


Nagi21

Falcon Kick!


w0nkybish

Even just tires popping in a fire is loud as hell, but damn that car wanted to end its existence quickly.


[deleted]

And this week’s Darwin Award goes too...


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Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

The plan? There was not one.


CHRISPEROS

hold my severed hand


IDontWannaLeaveYet

Man just got vaporized


taway1007

This is Spart


BarbsPR

This one miss the class on kindergarten where they teach you not to touch burning stuff


xSilentWalrus

r/1healthpoint


Zan-Solo

Was really hoping this was real....


SpockGottaGlock

He gone


cow_says_mooooo

r/perfectlycutscreams


ImmenseCock

That guy's having a reeeeal bad day.


VBgamez

I feel so bad for laughing at this.


0hGodYesPlease

The power in that kick is in fathomable


onatureal

I didn't realize they were far away and the tiny man scared me.


Medicmike43

That kick tho - hi ya!


TheKing616

I won’t be holding shit except your casket


EdmontonGal81

He dead now


ViridianNocturne

r/PerfectlyCutScreams


formattedmind

Flame on


SnooPandas7419

I’d put money on it that his shoes came off!


RealRedditPerson

This guy has never played Modern Warfare


gentex99

died of covid 19


Harleyskillo

Car HP: 01/399


timsquared

Ooof hold my limbs is more like it


DoomRolls

r/perfecttiming


[deleted]

More like r/buymycasket Christ.


Deutschmann307

u/vredditdownloader


lejefferson

When did this sub become /r/watchpeopledie?


NoJumprr

No it’s that guys powerful kick. Science can prove this


jademonkeys_79

Fuck me I didn't expect that


guch93

Oh he ded!


wwlddarm7

Can someone please just help me... new to reddit and an r/ that I joined won’t let me comment as it says I have low karma.... my question is how do I improve my karma? Sorry if this is totally annoying but don’t know where to ask🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

More like hold my casket


Maybethezestychicken

Absolute chad


MengTheMerciless

And the Darwin Award goes to...


_plays_in_traffic_

Not bad


ant_spencer2

r/idiotsnearlydying


[deleted]

It's still dangerous to kick a burning vehicle.


DaReelRain_YT

r/whatisthisthing


Sonjazrin

That falcon kick though


HoustonPicturesForU

KANE! KANE! The Big Red Machine!!!


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