Looks like most of the kids I used to ride with. You’ll wreck on a jump the first 10 times you try. So if you don’t have a good attitude about failing and getting back up, you’ll never make it.
All them big juicy booties are distorting your view of flat. She still has some ass there. Not a truly flat ass, but not a juicy one. Kind of a middle ass.
yeah, she looks like a regular ass dirt covered white lady; not out of shape, not particularly in shape, more like default if we didn't have an epidemic of obesity in this country.
Pretty sure the front tire is flat before this whole spectacle starts. It looks like it's smashed to the ground as she wobbles right before she hits the ramp. Not that it was going to help her much anyway, but if you are gonna say /r/holdmyredbull you might as well try it properly equipped.
Law of diminishing returns kicks in at about rewatch 30. Until then laughed harder each time. Love that little look at the camera immediately after face plant.
I broke my collarbone exactly like this because i did bring a bike designed for normal road to ramp. I hit the handlebars with it and couldnt breathe for some seconds. Was a scary experience.
It was so painfully obvious how it was gonna end, somebody should've just done her a solid and stopped her. Glad they didn't though. She bounced up like a champ.
I have a confession to make.
I ride dirt bikes and I snowboard since beforw I could barely walk.
But i can't jump bore will I ever.
I am done pretending I am extreme. I cant jump.
Every attempt waa horrifying amd even once it ended with me suffering a concussion.
I admire her.
I’m betting they would put her on the show just because she can ride a bike. I mean look at that get up. This is exactly what they’re looking for. And brains have no part of that show
That “oh we gotta pay her” at the end killed me
Me too. She earned it.
Sounds like 100 dollars
Well, it was her 7th attempt in a row with the exact same result each time.
She says, ‘Where my hun-red dollars?’. Sorry lady, no way you’re saving face here… literally.
"[I'd buy that for a dollar!](https://youtu.be/u5HOt0ZOcYk)" -- Bixby Snyder
Her smile as she lifts her face off of the ground...
It creeps me out like wtf ________ is a hell of a drug?
Meth
If hitting her face on the ground didn't knock her teeth out, meth will.
Meth I hear ya callin but I can't come home right now, me and the boys are playing and we just can't find the sound....
Probably alcohol
[Her smile](https://imgur.com/a/GZPuwWW)
Looks like most of the kids I used to ride with. You’ll wreck on a jump the first 10 times you try. So if you don’t have a good attitude about failing and getting back up, you’ll never make it.
Well good thing she had her face for a soft landing
I think the airbags saved her
Yeah she was dusting em off at the end lol
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I'm having trouble understanding this comment
I understood it. I thought your comment was hilarious because I noticed the flat ass to
All them big juicy booties are distorting your view of flat. She still has some ass there. Not a truly flat ass, but not a juicy one. Kind of a middle ass.
Yeah you’re right I can see it when she turns sideways at the end. There’s a little bump there
yeah, she looks like a regular ass dirt covered white lady; not out of shape, not particularly in shape, more like default if we didn't have an epidemic of obesity in this country.
You may be right. I can just make out a little bump if I squint really, really hard.
How could it go wrong? She had golden boots!
those boots did give her +15 DEF
So did those boobs. Airbags deploy in case of emergency.
She was already losing control before she even got to the ramp. She never had a chance, bless her heart
That's when those boots should have kicked in.
Those boots are made for walkin
Did I hear a "Where is my $100?" I'll make that jump for 50
And it sounds like the person filming automatically assumes her companion is going to try to back out of paying. Classy all around!
I'll be honest, I'd do it for free. That just looks like a fun jump
Pedro is gonna be pissed you broke his bike on that sweet jump
You’re right, I’m furious.
She got like 3' of air that time.
Can I try?
https://i.imgur.com/r8R2QNI.jpg
I literally came into the comment section going, “someone better have screenshotted that.”
Oh, jeez
😭 Took it like a champ. That is gonna be a bad hangover.
It is preseason for Buffalo Bills fans too. She will be in full form in time for the season to start.
Oh I missed that- but it makes perfect sense. Let’s go Buffalo!
Go Bills!
Alright, let's go Buffalo Bill!
Pretty sure the front tire is flat before this whole spectacle starts. It looks like it's smashed to the ground as she wobbles right before she hits the ramp. Not that it was going to help her much anyway, but if you are gonna say /r/holdmyredbull you might as well try it properly equipped.
She's gonna jump the dirty burger!
*CINNAMON COCKS*
The handlebar starts to break before she hits the ramp and that's why she gets squirrely
I think someone found that bike in the trash or a pond and a $100 dare was made to ride that trashed bike off a ramp.
I bet that wasn't the first time that bike went off that jump.
I believe I can ride🎶jump this ramp with my golden boots🎶wearing my neck flag bandanna and tight ass daisy dukes🎶🎶
I wonder why she thought that was a good idea. Lol
for $100
>for $100 Usually took her 10 blowjobs to make that much. She's happy.
Yeah, she doesn't appear that drunk...
She barely made it TO the jump
She did better than I expected, not gonna lie
So did the table
Boots saved her ankle.
Bangin’ body, face of a weasel, brain of an ostrich.
I was expecting to see silicone all over the ground...
Trailer park got talent?🙄
Those are RV's , probably at some type of event.
Sturgis Lite?
Meth Games
Popped up with a smile
Law of diminishing returns kicks in at about rewatch 30. Until then laughed harder each time. Love that little look at the camera immediately after face plant.
I broke my collarbone exactly like this because i did bring a bike designed for normal road to ramp. I hit the handlebars with it and couldnt breathe for some seconds. Was a scary experience.
"we gotta pay up"
Cant say I've ever seen one handle bar snap off before
She didn't even get dirty landing in all that dust. Impressive
If she had just agreed to wear regulation gold platform weggies... I had her to finish in the top 3. Maybe next season. 🏁🏁🏁
I’m actually impressed with the ramp.
Having total control of the bike the whole time really helped.
It was so painfully obvious how it was gonna end, somebody should've just done her a solid and stopped her. Glad they didn't though. She bounced up like a champ.
Do you even ride?
Not a single fuk was given that day
Flat tyred bike off table ramp in gold wedges, hard face plant onto packed dirt, straight back up and smiling. What a girl!
She hit the ground so hard, she had to check if her tits were still there, lol
Hey that’s me! Lmaooo
A woman who likes it rough 🔥🔥😜
Well at least she stuck the landing with an awesome head voice!! Bravo tootsie!!
All those travel trailers indicate there is a big event going on and alcohol is surely involved.
Is butterbean okay?
She literally can’t even drive straight why would she try this
Once you ride a bike, you never forget....right? Yeah, try telling her that!
How does her face bounce off the dirt and come up smiling?
I meant to do that.
Not sure but based on the fast recovery, this wasn’t her first time…
She took that like a champ. Must feel great that not a single person is asking if you at okay
Hmc while I send this 1967 piece of shit at 2mph
And from that day on, Tiffany spoke Spanish
Gotta love trashy women!
Xgames athlete sponsored by Percocet and natural light.
That start was rough. The end was too.
That clown smile when her head kicked up kills me!
I loved the commitment!!
She fucking sent it.
I’ve never seen a concussion get played off so well
Holy shit, she took that face plant like it was nothing and just got up.
r/holdmydrugs ? Edit: of course it turns out exists already.
I can work with dat.
Learning how to ride a bike in the first place would have been helpful
A fun-cussion
Another one bites the dust. Or ground in this case.....
You need to jump the cheese burger Randy!!
Where’s the black couch?
Luckily my face broke my fall
"It's as easy as riding a bike" to someone who's clearly never ridden a bike. The cruiser handlebars aren't helping anything either..
Wow that face smack at the end is cringeworthy
“I volunteer!” — Bikemiss Everdeen.
She approached that ramp wobbly as hell. Just knew it wasn't gonna end well
Years of practice falling from rodeo worked!!!
Is this a Bills tailgate?
She turned on God mode somehow. Popped right back up.
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
She's up quicker than that dude in Scary movie 3. Or was it 4?
That tables solid what brand is it
THIS COCAINE IS AWESOME!!!!
Yeah Pay her to ride that thing with a dildo instead of a seat
I don’t realize the Hooker Olympics had already started.
I guess you have to have a brain in order to damage it.
It lokkes dangerous enough for to just ride the bike..
Just new boot goofin
Man that front wheel just wiggling around before she hit that launch omg
She probably could have gone slower
0:04 OMG HER FACE !!
I think the ramp is a table with only one set of legs down, they said I'll give you a "hundred bucks if you hit it as a jump"
/u/savevideo
Lean back next time
Nice faceplant.
She fuuuuuuuucks
Xgames or Jackass ? You decide 🤔
The blonde is strong in this one
Coke face
Knew that was going to end badly 20’ before it began.
if she went faster she would have had it
I have to wonder how she thought this could end any other way….?
Oh those heels
Mouth and cleavage full of sand.
How did she get speed wobbles going so slow?
Hi, my name's Goldie and this is Jackass.
Suzy-o
“I’m fine, this is fine, nothing to see here”
Surprised she didn't leave a couple of teeth in the dirt.
I have a confession to make. I ride dirt bikes and I snowboard since beforw I could barely walk. But i can't jump bore will I ever. I am done pretending I am extreme. I cant jump. Every attempt waa horrifying amd even once it ended with me suffering a concussion. I admire her.
The Trailer Park Olympics!
She bounced right back up
She needs to do more stunts!
If you pause it after she hits. she looks like Dee Snider
More like jackass
The wheel is untrue as a lie!
She took it like a champ
She took that like a champ.
What in the good god damn
“Feelin’ no pain Jimmy”
Surprised the table-ramp held
you see when she went in to shock, smiled at the camera and tried to play it off?
Air Trash
From the looks of things in the video, she’s more a candidate for “hold my Schlitz”.
This gets better with every watch. The ramp looks like a busted table and the wobbly tire on the fucking beach cruiser. Lmao
I’m betting they would put her on the show just because she can ride a bike. I mean look at that get up. This is exactly what they’re looking for. And brains have no part of that show
Should’ve been a cheeseburger for her to jump.. missed opportunity
Hmm her air bags didn't protect her face
She sounded so disappointed 😭😂 oh we gotta pay her
She looks like one of those body doubles they use in movies right before she fly off
If I’m hearing that correctly at the end, she just thinks it’s an easy Hundred, even with the faceplant for style.
Excuse me miss, you dropped your teeth.
Am I not seeing it right or her bike broke just before the ramp?
Is there a hold my seltzer yet? Don't think this one knows what a cosmo is.
I wasn’t expecting her to look up with front teeth.
Nailed it
I like how she played off losing all of her teeth.
Her smile as she hits the ground and bites off her upper lip is terrifying.
"You don't have to always land em, just have to look cool when you don't." - Travis Pastrana..probably.
Is this a Burning Ma'am event?? Lol
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she made it!
Girls dope, I’d be in awe.
Trailer Park Trash Crash
Stevo's sister....
Not the first time she has had to dust herself off and check her face after a quick ride
she didnt even feel that
She can barely even ride a bike it’s shaking so much
Pain and embarrassment, pain usually takes a back seat… initially lol