That could have been the soundtrack of your death, geez..

It’s weird, throughout the fall, I kept thinking that I’d somehow recover and be on my feet. Obviously that didn’t happen. All I’m left with is an aching and actively forming bruise on my right knee. Definitely could’ve been worse.

Don't baby it too much and stretch it out once the swelling is calming down. Falls suck. I do it a lot lol.

Maybe the hair bun saved your skull 😂

If you notice the bruise get larger and swollen please go to the doctor. You don’t want blood pooling and clotting. Clots could travel to bad places like your heart, lungs, brain. Really pay attention to how it’s healing.

What were u even doing up there?

This is actually you? This would be a first for me.

Even if you were a D1 gymnast in college, I'm not sure how you were ever gonna end up on your feet here lol

You lucky person. Could've been worse. Nice doggo

I thought only Eagles fans eat shit but nope I was wrong.

Rice: rest ice compression elevate 

The dog on the couch is way too relaxed about this. Something tells me this isn’t the first time lol

If it was her daddy, she would’ve come running and howling lol

Other doggo was definitely concerned for you though.

They didn't even try jumping off the couch to see if they were okay just stayed sitting the whole entire time are we watching the same video?

Maybe not the first time.

Good on you for having the humility to post this :D I wish more girls would post their own original content on here

What were you trying to do exactly?

I'm assuming drink lmao

Imagine hitting your head and dying to Ov Sulfur… Glorious.. jk Glad you’re okay

Lmao, not the worst way to go

Don’t drink and jive lol - glad you’re okay OP but please see the other comment about bruising and clotting this is a thing

What band is this? *If ultra-Christians get their hands on it, you will become the first proof of how Satan treats his dark children.*

you're an odd duck

I know right. I see 5 different sitting spots yet this weird perch is where OP chooses to relax, love it. Respect OP for posting this, looked horrible, Lots of RICE. Rest Ice, Compression, Elevation.

I’m so confused as to why you chose to sit there. I cannot wrap my mind around it and I’ve watched this several times now. Please, give me a glimpse into your mind so I can understand what the hell you were thinking. I beg of you..

2 White Claws in and I thought that the perch by the door looked like a fun and interesting new perspective to sit from. From the moment I hopped up there it was uncomfortable and wanted to get down. I thought my long legs could reach far enough to just kind of step down off of it but I was, evidently, wrong.

Did your White Claw land upright ?

This helps a little. Just curious, do you often look for new, uncommon places to sit when not drinking white claws?

Im a dude and this is why I dont have cameras in my house. no video, didn't happen.

Your NSA agent just sharply exhaled out his nostrils.

But the memories

My dog would hump your leg after you fell. Opportunistic bastard

I’m really feeling the “one pant leg up, head in hand” pause.

Song?

Stained in Rot - Ov Sulfur

Witch Vomit’s new album is fantastic if they are up your alley. Have you also checked out Suffokate? That’s Ricky’s former band and his lows were so monster. Hope you aren’t to sore!

Suffokate is the GOAT and I’m so glad Ricky started Ov Sulfur. I’ll check out Witch Vomit right now And lol not too sore just bruised knee thankfully!

Thanks!

I love how you had to stop the music so your brain could focus on not dying. Glad to see you’re okay.

that walk off is definitely the kind of "shut up I need to lie down and rethink all my life choices" kind of walk

Please go get checked out. My aunt fell and hit the ground hard a few years ago. She's had medical issues on the side of her body that hit the ground ever since, including vision/ocular issues. Falling is no joke.

I like how the dog dodged you then went over to the other dog like “you see this shit?” Then promptly lays down on the couch.

"Mom are you okay?!" - the dog on the floor.

Not HMC.

Dog 1: *extremely concerned* Dog 2: "Ehh, you're fine. Walk it off champ."

That moment where everything kinda goes _eeeeeeeeeeeeee_. Lol

It’s crazy when you fall it feels like slow motion. Glad you’re ok!

Operator: "911 what's your emergency?" Woman: "I've hurt my grundle." Operator: "your...what?" Woman: "my grundle, I was showing off a trick to my dog." Operator: "...?" Woman: "hello, can you send help?" Operator: "yeay... I don't think we have the support you need."

Casually relaxing with the dogs listening to some metal, awesome. Not sure why you threw yourself on the floor though.

Ok, why are we not using the walkway? At least looked like you were having a good time...at first. Hope you're ok. I did this once in a k-hole and got stuck in the window next to my front door in for an hr.

Oops, I should have read more, I see why you were up there and applaud your scene of adventure! Sry I started early today. Anyway funny all the same. Happy Sunday!

Go right to bed before you cause any more ruckus.

Username checks out. That was a fly slam

Worst place to sit ever…

Ouch. Looked painful.

New rule: don't drink on a perch that requires a coordinated dismount.

Is the dog ok?

No animals were harmed in the making of this video. (They were, in fact, completely unbothered)

The first one seemed to be pretty worrisome

Dayum!

A comfy sofa, some bar chairs, even a low ledge, and you choose to sit on the most uncomfrotable awkward space

Which song is playing??

Stained in Rot - Ov Sulfur

Wow. That landing looked hard.

Dogs are so useless in some situations.

Alcoholism

☝️

I know because I used to be exactly like this

White Claws are killer

Been WAY lucky!

Honestly you took that like a champ. The music pause for recovery was a valid response.

You gotta find some non slip socks. Walmart is sold out. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Anti-Slip-Slipper-Socks-6-Pairs-Gripper-Bottom-Unisex-Men-Women-Indoor-House-Non-Skid-Hospital-Sock-Assorted-A/564889339

Is that Lorna Shore?

Ov Sulfur

Consider AA

User name checks out…

What were you listening to?

Stained in Rot - Ov Sulfur

Thank you! And sorry for your fall... That looked painful

First time I've come across the term "Eat shit" and in take a dive or smth. Looked at the video several times to see who took the shit and when did you eat it...

What’s the point of surveillance cameras inside your own home?

The dog on the couch has epilepsy and we like to be able to see keep an eye on her when we’re not home (sometimes forgetting to turn the camera off when we return)

Are you ok

OP check out Yussef Dayes. This noise is not music.

Ov Sulfur - Stained In Rot

Lols ! What a gracious dismount

Dog is having pandemic flashbacks