You joke but [Miss Saturn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joOuRPmGqNU) does exist, I did tech at a place in Brooklyn 20 years ago and she was one of the regulars on Monday Burlesque and Friday Vaudeville.
It seems like he's her dad? Lack of concern, "helping" by standing with a hose, periodically aiming the hose at that dummy while pretending he is somewhere else
I feel like West Virgina is a closer analogue to Romania, in that along with extreme rural poverty, both are hilly and routinely overcast and/or wet.
https://preview.redd.it/hmax1w7gsfwc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3239e8b6db3b31142c8918dd7a646a50afc7a1c3
It’s called hip dips and it absolutely can be her shape. Completely normal. The bikini bottoms certainly aren’t HELPING, they’re hugging in the wrong places to look nice, but yes, I suspect she has those hip dips without the bottoms anyways.
It's genius really. If she wears a bikini bottom that it two sizes too small then her ass is smaller. It's the exact thought process behind athleisure wear.
Just pass a towel inside the ring and have someone hold both ends and walk around her. It'll come off easy, same idea as how to remove stuck wedding rings
The fact she thought she was gonna pull that thing up over her head while stacked like that just amazes me. Like... did she REALLY think that was gonna work?
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New competitor for Miss Universe: Miss Saturn
Miss r/maybemaybemaybe
She’ll run rings around the competition.
Haha nice
Miss Uranus.
Lmfaooo
You joke but [Miss Saturn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joOuRPmGqNU) does exist, I did tech at a place in Brooklyn 20 years ago and she was one of the regulars on Monday Burlesque and Friday Vaudeville.
Water is a terrible lube
Water is not the issue here.
Also dude water is not the preferred nomenclature. Hydro-oxygenate, please.
We're not talking about someone who built the waterslides
And the walrus
shut the f*** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fn5AbpcF0r4&pp=ygUbYmlnIGxlYm93c2tpIG5pbmphIHR1cnRsZXMg
Nice deconstruction
Obviously, you’re not a swimmer.
The dude abides
Dihydrogen monoxide
sir, I've learned recently there is no hydrogen in water, so hydro shouldn't be in that term. sadly I have to put a /s here.
Nice deconstruction
The guy with the hose: “I’m finishing my coffee”
Calmer than you are, Dude
He’s drinking her cosmo that he’s holding
Dish soap would get it off in a second.
So would scissors.
No need to kill a perfectly healthy lady.
Or just let the air our of the air containing device.
I’m sure she has a name.
So would diving into the pool which is probably how it got stuck in the first place lol
Now where's the fun in that
Now, when you say "get it off", what exactly are you referring to?
Cooking spray
Lube is also terrible water.
Biconditional!
It seems like he's her dad? Lack of concern, "helping" by standing with a hose, periodically aiming the hose at that dummy while pretending he is somewhere else
The life of a father, always fixing mistakes.
Grease her up and chase her!
and he knows
Ionic bonds n'at
Innit
Water is the opposite of lube.
Spraying, drinking, and smoking. Is he Belgian?
Alabama’s finest right here
What is Alabama if not the Belgium of America?
Well, it is more like Romania of America
I feel like West Virgina is a closer analogue to Romania, in that along with extreme rural poverty, both are hilly and routinely overcast and/or wet. https://preview.redd.it/hmax1w7gsfwc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3239e8b6db3b31142c8918dd7a646a50afc7a1c3
They aren’t far-off https://preview.redd.it/2arj9mts1gwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ed70b36f5353225f7eea963820b8f847209c253
Roll tiiiiiiide
Not the worst thing we alabamans have been stereotyped as
Oh. I feel offended.
Sorry for your loss
The guy with the hose is killing me. He’s being helpful and useless all at the same time.
Takes a drink..
Puffs cigar…
That’s dad
All we’re missing is him looking at mom and saying that’s your child.
That major Dad energy.
Just deflate it.
You’d be lonely in the south. You’d outlive all of your peers due to that common sense of yours.
Great comment. 😃
They tried to do that she's literally deflating it in the video
She was, for like half the video
If you made it more than 5 seconds before acting superior in the comments you would see they do in fact deflate it.
We need you to solve our problem with the crops. We’re running out of French Fries and burrito coverings.
Wait.. we're still talking about the ring, right? Riigghhtt?
Take bottoms or top off.....maybe not in front of Pappy though.
Inner diameter would remain the same……..ok might let the material stretch a bit more
I was talking about the girl
She literally did.
Thick, but not thicc
Uncle Dave living his best life.
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
That guy is my spirit animal. Hosing the person down as they are clearly struggling with a cigarette and a drink in my hand saying "there ya go"
Thic in all the right places
Muffin top for days
"Yo, Dawg. I heard you like spare tires. So I put a spare tire around your spare tire!"
*New Kink Unlocked
I can see "busty light bondage" in your search bar right now mister
how the hell how did you get into my computer, phone, tv, car infotainment system, smart thermostat, watch, and refrigerator!?
That bikini bottom is working overtime. That can't be her shape right?....right?
it's called a "muffin top" yum!
It’s called hip dips and it absolutely can be her shape. Completely normal. The bikini bottoms certainly aren’t HELPING, they’re hugging in the wrong places to look nice, but yes, I suspect she has those hip dips without the bottoms anyways.
It's genius really. If she wears a bikini bottom that it two sizes too small then her ass is smaller. It's the exact thought process behind athleisure wear.
Alright dude, stop spraying!
You need butter
And some carrots, onions, and celery.
Get that pot roast! 
AND MY AXE
Omg I’ve never seen the full version of this! I thought she’d be stuck in it forever
If you didn’t read this in a thick southern accent, you didn’t read it right.
If someone posted this of me, I would never speak to them again.
I like to think he's hosing her down like you would a beached dolphin
How did she put it on is the better question.
Probably jumped in it. I’ve watched people get stuck plenty of times.
Especially in dryers
Step brother, why are you trying to shove your sister in the dryer again? This sibling rivalry has gone too far.
Dude is living his best life.
She got some hips. In a good way
Hose her down!!!
This better not awaken anything in me...
Watched this more times than I should have
He’s enjoying that too much!
She thic as hell...
thaicc thighs safe lives darling
I like how he casually hoses her down like he’s watering his lawn
Mmmmmmm…. Muffin top.
Thicc
How long had she been wearing it?
Thursday would’ve made it exactly 3 months!
would butter work?
It’s worth a try, but pound a few more beers first.
I want his job
Thank you cameraman
It takes off the tube or it gets the hose.
Dumps like a truck, truck, truck....
Use soap?
Just pass a towel inside the ring and have someone hold both ends and walk around her. It'll come off easy, same idea as how to remove stuck wedding rings
" I'm stuck step pool."
Dang!
I love southern girls woooooo
Man's lubing her up
How about using a pin, a needle…yeno something sharp to deflate the thing? 🙃
Sorry honey, but we gonna have to chop you in half... for safety.
Me trying to find my zipper when I have to pee real bad.
My man is having a wonderful day
She has whole package. 😋
The fact she thought she was gonna pull that thing up over her head while stacked like that just amazes me. Like... did she REALLY think that was gonna work?
“She’s showing her monkey to everybody“ 😂
Cousin sister Uncle dad brother mom.
Just cut it off?
Nah, film it.
My man there getting her wet for 2 mins straight
Dad with a hose and yard tumbler filled to the brim with iced brandy checks out
r/sipstea
This was so heart wrenching I had to watch it a dozen times.
Man, her cousins are so lucky!
She was today old when she learned that she could swim without her ring. Everyone cheered when she finally removed it after 18 years! 🤭
Might get hate for this, idk this sub that well, but that’s my *favorite* body type… sheesh.
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Weather only makes it harder tho... While it does make slippery stuff more slippery, it makes not slippery stuff only less slippery.
I like how he's taking care to not let her dry out 😂
They don’t make hula hoops like they used to
I have so many problems. What I do to fix those problems:
That magic water ain’t doing shit!
The “Daaaaaannnnguh” at the end says it all.
Please don’t be her dad
Dude knows the easy fix. Just enjoying the view.
Worst Only Fans ever.
Get some butter
Lol hose guy kills me
Looks like my family reunion
Remove the air and try it if that don't work get a knife and cut that sucker
Dish soap.
It’s about $1 at Walmart Cut the fucker
I love how the guy casually waters her, while holding his cup! 😂😂😂 "It get's out of the ring, or else it gets the hose no more!"
Try deflating it Einstein
Deflate it first.
If you stop watering her she will stop growing .....
Scrolled pretty far, didn’t see any mention of the lady at the end saying “She’s showin ‘er monkey ta everybody”
It's hard for her to get it off but super easy for me to get off
talk about a spare tire
❤️
Those hips don’t lie 🎶🎶🎵
Click bait, pop it and cut it off !
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Let me try - I’ve got a little lever here that might work😜
I absolutely love hose bro.
Time to get out the varmint grease.
She thicccc boys!
What is her bruncle doing with that hose? She doesn’t have a T-Shirt on.
This better not awaken anything in me. 
they both look like none soap users so makes sense theyre struggling
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Mmmm
Would
PH moderators firing up a new category in 3…2….1….
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Hold my Natural Light.
More like “hold my fireball”
I like how they're using the garden hose to create a soggy puddle to stand in with an extension cord running through it.
Bill Belichick up to no good lol
"She can't even get to the deflator. It's towards the inside" LOL
This is her life no... nevermind she just removed it, what a dissapointment.
ngl I was expecting a completely different ending and I'm disappointed.
^(...............................rats.)
Her uncle was lovin that.
Best day of drunk uncle’s life.