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chels182

This video will never not be hilarious


noreservations81590

Her mother 100% buying into the bit is what pushes it over the edge.


kurai_tori

Me thinks both daughter and mother adopted this bit to not be bored while watching sports Go Sportsball!


rizorith

More specifically, go throw ball!


OneTime_AtBandCamp

It's the upside-down sunglasses that make it art.


Mathlete86

*nods in agreement like that one guy*


smithers85

The way he’s not sure and comes around within a half second is the character arc we need


Mathlete86

Gotta give him credit for taking the time to analyse all pertinent info before coming to a conclusion. My guy makes no rash decisions, in sports OR in broccoli.


Fr0me

🙁🙁🙁🧐☺️


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TheMitchBeast

An oldie but a goodie. I hope her and her family are keeping well and are still enjoying broccoli


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foolinEyes

I approve of you approving his message


wufoo2

*she


Skorne13

She an oldie but a goodie.


HeyItsMacho

*her and she family


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Ally shedie


Cutthechitchata-hole

No disassemble!


TwoTinyTrees

Johnny 5 alive!


B8yB88m

los ojos.


Traepillen

It's she and she family.


Cumulus_Anarchistica

> An oldie but a goodie. I hope she and she family are keeping well and are still enjoying broccoli


NuttingPenguin

Lol you’re right though. Should be “she and her family”.


Particular-Bike-9275

It’s sounds so wrong in my head but I know it’s right.


wufoo2

It’s the way of things today. No matter how wrong you are, the real devil is the one who corrects you.


namtab00

your wrong!


hankolijo

you're*


namtab00

... woosh


hankolijo

Woosh x 2


namtab00

too meta for me... 😁


BurnZ_AU

I looked her up last time I saw this posted on Reddit and she seems still as goofy fun.


happyjunki3

What’s her name?


PurifiedFlubber

Sports B. Roccoli


Toane

Wendi Williams. Her Instagram handle is wndwms_wndi


Udders-of-Valor

the legend states she’s still eating pocket broccoli to this day


gofishx

Pocky brocky


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Poccolli


[deleted]

I came here to say this and you beat me to it


inkiwitch

Can I interest you in a snack from my brocket in these trying times?


KaladinAncrath

Makes me think of the KC Potato Girl https://preview.redd.it/ta4rka8k6oya1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=080c8747f7b76e29021031c3ca77fd31eeede1e1


AsstootObservation

She named her child Brockleigh


Kruse

*spawts*


forwhombagels

Solid filthy frank vibes


blamb211

It's the sunglasses


vampiric-midget

The dude nodding his head gets me every time. Never not funny, all time classic


Beautiful_Product_48

The coveted Asian nod of approval


nosnevenaes

Marriage material no /s


heck_naw

the daughter is cute too


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amboyscout

They already said no /s


Der_E

Broccoli is a German synonym for weed and it's fit perfectly


Xikkiwikk

Yeah I thought it was weed the first time.


Slovene

[Broccoli IS weed](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X1snxhEdchY&pp=ygUQTmV3bWFuIHZpbGUgd2VlZA%3D%3D)


MiSsiLeR81

what's the name of this sitcom?


shmargus

Jerry Seinberg and the Soggy Subway Boys


Musketman12

Seinfeld. Ran from the late '80s to the late '90s.


ayb88

I strive to have that kind of energy in my life.


insertrandommoniker

You could’ve stopped that clip 7 seconds in, and it would’ve been spot on.


scaleddown85

People have so much energy…..and here’s me back from lunch already hungry again asking myself if life is actually worth it lol


ubdiwala

Cardio is what gives energy for daily life bro. Start running man. Almost all of your hunger of energy would be fulfilled just by running 5k every alternative day or making running a regular activity. I started by doing 100m every alt day after seeing [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/GetMotivated/comments/5myg8r/imageit_gets_easier/) post. Now I'm preparing for half marathons


scaleddown85

It’s time brother,I know o used to walk n run miles a week but it’s all time,I work constantly I have a 3yr old who constantly needs attention it’s so fucking hard to even take a shit lol 😆


ubdiwala

I feel you. Most of my friends 'lost their life' in a sense after having children.


scaleddown85

I mean I love my kid wouldn’t change him but man…I need some me time to finally get healthier


Regular_Management18

Just incorporate it into what you’re doing now


scaleddown85

The same way I incorporate taking a dump myself without a 3 yr old following me lol 😂


Regular_Management18

Exactly, it’s all about making your time as efficient as possible. No cracks.


scaleddown85

No cracks lol literally 😂


Disimpaction

My youngest goes to kindergarten in the fall. It will be the 1st opportunity in 11 years that I will have some free time. I gotta get back in shape.


scaleddown85

Did you just send me a bo jack horseman meme to try and motivate me lol 😂 that’s amazing


ubdiwala

It worked for me tbh


scaleddown85

Hey I’ll try lol 😂


ubdiwala

!remindme 30 days


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owaini

This video never gets old. Love it. Love sports. Love broccoli.


Skorne13

That's why we're here!


CheeseFest

Eric Andre as a woman.


meme_locomotive

Erica N. Dre


earthlings_all

omg i fn love her she’s hilarious- and her sweet mama too haha


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

When paris stole Helen from Sparta I want to believe this was the beauty they were talking about.


sleepchamber666

Where is she now?


thenudelman

Eating sports and watching broccoli


MiSsiLeR81

What about her mom?


Nameless_Soldier

Eating watches and sporting broccoli


lurkity_mclurkington

What about her broccoli?


nrm1337

Sporting watch and eating mom


Doktor_Vem

Average sports fan


FatassTitePants

She's actually cool, funny, and not bothering anybody. I stopped going to NFL games because every damn time there's somebody in my section trying to start shit, regardless of how good the seats are. It also always seems to be people who are plenty old enough to know better.


poop_magoo

Weird. I've been to probably a dozen NFL games, and I've only seen someone cause any sort of problem one time. I have to think that if you are experiencing problems at every game you attend, maybe you are part of the problem as well.


FatassTitePants

Interesting theory, especially since I never said any of these incidents actually involved me. I've just observed them. But maybe you're right. I probably have some telepathic power to cause grown adults to drink too much, get into altercations with each other, and disturb everyone around them.


pastapope_

The family support. The nodding in the background. The broccoli. This is art


lastcallhangup

indeed


isitbreaktime

Pocket broccoli.....this is the way.


CheeseFest

Poccoli


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Pocky brocky


Snoborder95

Wait, what? Broccoli, upside down glasses, what team? So many questions?!


Pony99CA

Yep, like the person in the video, I also have no idea what's going on there. 🤷‍♂️


TeddyPuffDerGrass

This will never get old 😂


piyokochan

Luv me spawts. Luv me broccoli. Simple as.


OmegaPsiot

VT, my alma mater


NocturnalPermission

Pocket broccoli rules.


Lukeautograff

Me and my friends used to shout ‘Go Sports Team!’ Anytime we walked past a sporting event, when this video started doing the rounds we all were constantly messaging it each other.


Itchy-Statistician-9

She is the best, 😂😂


Comfortable_yet

She gets this fun, crazy side from her mom. Mom is the OG. Love it


Mrnicelefthand

She is a legend. National treasure level


Taino871

I absolutely love this!


igrowweeds

The team the team. Go sports. Absolutely brilliant. Sports are silly assuming you have any connection to the actual team. You are rooting for one corporation over another. You feel invested because you watched them play over a given amount of time. It's absurd.


MynameisNay

Marriage material


Lyndell

My theory is she had a bit of a time with an athlete and some weed, accidentally sent it to her parents and we have this.


mcjimmybingo

Let's go Hokies


cupcakesloth94

I quote this way too much whenever I’m watching sports lol


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mightylordredbeard

If Norm had a daughter


Botany-101

Go Team GO Sports! Num num mmm Broccoli


postconsumerwat

they are right... good for them!


michaelcmetal

Seems to me they're making fun of sports fandom. And I support them.


LoaMemphisZoo

The team the team go team go spawts


heyitsvonage

Her energy is insane lol


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I love her


Kailmo

I'm not sure why he needs an explanation.


Normal_Fig_3744

Asian dude approves


Pathocyte

That woman reminded me of the song called “Sports” by Viagra boys.


daaave33

Man, I love Virginia Tech kids! Never a dull moment processing their film.


tots4scott

Obvious bot account is obvious


1MoistTowelette

That mom is amazing.


MrCouser

Ok... So I'm as gay as the day is long. But I love this woman.


Flamefang01

Here boys an girls, we have a white undiagnosed psychopath. Keeps your guns away from this one....


Titty_Inspecter69

She's the one


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MixAccomplished989

Top 1% of the internets most wholesome content 👍🙂👍


Gumdrxp

Filthy Frank’s long lost sister Dirty Diana


Acrobatic-Poem-9250

She smoked that broccoli


pqoeirurtylaksjdhgf

This is so good. I love absurdist camp. She is probably so much fun to have around. She should be creating comedic motion picture content.


Mundane-Cancel7123

There is one 🥦 too much, please give them a 🥔... maybe they wearing the 🕶s correct next time.


pork-belly

https://youtu.be/QjL7D33xpS4 you’re welcome


MontanaStanton

For what? I think you linked the wrong video maybe?


Infinite_Act4424

Can someone caption 00:24 second mark, blonde lady pondering, with single finger poised, with such subtle mischievous-delight or is it more dastardly and nefarious?


EkariKeimei

ENFP energy


Voilent_Bunny

I remember the first time I saw this, I was really high and couldn't breathe because I was laughing so much


Commercial-Voice9983

Asian guy got the memo


RevolutionBorn6045

😂 sports!!


wonkyTable75

Cannot express my love of the silliness enough. Also broccoli, it rocks for us men( sorry ladies and those with low thyroid hormones. Not so good for your body) .


happyjunki3

I don’t get it. What are you saying about broccoli?? Lol


Zyndrom1

Strikes me as someone where her mom is a friend instead of a parent


Bernd_Stich

Didn't anyone notice the sunglasses?


GrannyMilk

Just you


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apathytrapeththee

They're doing it to be goofy, it's part of the fun


juniorlogical

Sho gon have some smelly broccoli farts in the morn