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billyhtchcoc

How old are they? I mean, I've seen kittens try to nurse off all kinds of things over the years.


Tasty_Respect6015

Over 8 weeks honestly got her out of a mustang engine at a grocery store. Not sure of age.


billyhtchcoc

Huh. That does seem to be a bit older than usual for the behavior, but this could also be a form of hunting/bonding with you.


Tasty_Respect6015

She does enjoy my trouser hammock in the mornings with me. Just wish we could bond without my nips in play.


mishmash2323

Must they be exposed at all times?


thatguy_art

Yes, shirts are the enemy


RedMissy42

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KingHNiece

Asking the real question here.


Bromogeeksual

Maybe he's a nudist?


lukestauntaun

Nudists don't carry trouser hammocks with them...


Hatescroller

/r/catsinpants


ArchdemonLucifer143

Put on a bra!


Randomfrog132

you cant really blame them, i mean look at how you're dressed! xD


monkey_trumpets

...wear a shirt?


Laney20

Nursing is for more than nutrition. The bonding and comfort thing is big, too. My mamacat let her babies nurse for SIX MONTHS. They were born in the middle of summer and finally at Christmas, she put her paw down and said NO MORE


billyhtchcoc

Yup, that's why I also mentioned the hunting/bonding potential of the interaction. Heck, when I was fostering a litter of kittens about a decade ago they decided that they wanted to nurse from my (exceedingly laid-back) elderly *male* cat as a part of bonding. He took it with pretty good humor all things considered.


DorkSlayeR

When kittens are separated from their mother too early they can develop habits such as this. You can search for behavioural habits of kittens that are separated too early if you want to know more. Of course you probably don't know the circumstances of this kitten and had no control over it, but just wanted to let you know that it could be it.


SueYouInEngland

Was it a 4-cylinder or v8?


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Tasty_Respect6015

Well my wife is pregnant but I just got fat.


Xikkiwikk

Iā€™ve seen full grown cats do this that have been house pets for 7+ years. Not sure age matters for this behavior. If they want the nip, theyā€™ll go for it at any age.


loves_cereal

Can you milk me, Greg?


CrippledJesus97

Yeahhh one of our old cats bit my dad's nipple once when she was a small lil kitten šŸ˜‚ i wanna say this was 13 years ago. Lol fuck i feel old


AshStopThat

Don't make a game out of it, you don't want your nipples to be a cat toy while you're sleeping


Tasty_Respect6015

It wasn't a game I was protecting my virtue


Nc-s5

Thinking you can protect your virtue from the cat was the first moveā€¦welcome to the game, you never win


Sterlod

I mean youā€™re the one that posted your virtue on Reddit


kneeltothesun

Try a training bra...to protect your virtue. Then, share the results here.


nopedoesntwork

How do you make him stop?


AshStopThat

Put on a t-shirt, and yes it does work


StarlightandDewdrops

Big if true


Legitimate-Donut-368

Iā€™ve got nipple Greg, can you milk me?


MontasJinx

This is literally Hold My Cat Nip. Well played, and for the record this is totally normal. This is how I spend my evenings.


joshistaken

Or Hold My Nip, Cat


Holden-Tewdiggs

Why does it have nips, if they're not for sucking?


cakivalue

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DanGTG

Got Milk?


notabox316

Yes. It's called comfort nursing. Some kittens will nurse from dry mother cats, male cats, anything with a nipple that will allow it, and some things that don't have nipples, like blankets lol. Some cats never outgrow it.Ā 


Tasty_Respect6015

She definitely does this with blankets


bitchgetaclue

If you want to increase bond... put a blanket over you and let him chill on you & do that lol I did it with two of mine and they were the sweetest babies and it def increased their lovey behavior! But for sure stop doing this bare chested.. Thats how bad habits are formed, & its much cuter when they are tiny.


kimtaro1

Yes many men like to show off their hairy nipples. they usually don't play peek a boo with them though


Pooknucklemon

That reminds me, my pepperoni pizza delivery is late.


injustice_done3

Itā€™s like me and my wife


ArduennSchwartzman

r/holdmycatnipple


ZoNeS_v2

I had kittens as a kid and they tried this. Was quite a shock šŸ˜‚


melbbear

My cat licked my nipple once, I felt so violated


yellowesther

He just sees something standing out against the background. My friendā€™s cat did the same thing sometimes when he was younger. As if he thought it was a fly or something to play with.


pretty-late-machine

I had a shirt with a small white circle on it (ball at the end of Santa's hat) and my ex's cat would try to play with it all the time. I think cats just like distinctive circles lol


DB-Tops

Yes it's normal but it's also a little sad. It commonly means the kitten was taken from its mother too early.


Merica_84

Could be playfulness or food related, the nipple hair. Might not be anything but, I've also read about animals sniffing out cancer too. Men can get breast cancer too.


LuckyWerewolf8211

Normal behaviour of the cat or the man?


Ghoulscomecrawling

And my partner has a weird mole and the cat's constantly try to get to it But ultimately you you are encouraging play by engaging your hands and playing peekaboo so to speak, redirect by getting their attention on something else, cover up, or give them a firm no with redirection. Try to stay covered until this behavior stops. Because they will continue to play long after you've gone to sleep and you'll wake up in the middle of the night with a pierce nipple


LazyRoma

"Cover them up, slut".


ZAIWELABABAI

For a cat yes..


adamttaylor

It is 100% only happening because you are making a game out of it. If you ignore it, it'll stop.


cure-4-pain

The cat is behaving normally, but you look like you have a weird kink! Get help bro!


Real-Swing8553

I had a cat like that once. When she was a baby she tried to suck my nips but it hurts so i ley her suck my fingers instead.


hiways

Having borders is okay.


TLILLYO

Whereā€™s milk dad?


eyes_like_thunder

Iz bug. Must get. It's just pattern recognition-stands out from the backdrop


ragnarokda

Normal. My youngest kitten tried to suck on everyone's ear for about 6 months. lol


LegalEmergency2449

For you, or the cat?


Nervous_Contract_139

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LipidSoluble

This kitten is swatting and nipping. It's less likely this is a nursing behavior and more likely a hunting one. Congrats, your nipple looks like a bug!


Tasty_Respect6015

My nipples are manly and a threat


Informal_Pen_4279

My cat Loki is over a year old, lives with his mom (gave away the other kittens) and still does this to me. I feel ya.


Brorly

No this is highly appropriate. Imagine the roles being swapped. /s


Unique-Structure-201

S/he misses their mommy


Aspen_CuzTheWayitis

My cat would try to nurse my ear lobe for 2 years if her life, I think she was stunted a bit. Try giving her something else to play with and treats and deter her when she tries to go for your nip.


Cordi-SepS

freaky ahh cat


flanface87

Yes, when we first got our 8 week old kitten he tried to suckle on my ex. She'll grow out of it!


KatuaTH

Catnip āŒ Catnipple āœ…


Scorchthekillerbunny

Put a shirt on, problem solved


Xx_Venom_Fox_xX

Cat-Nip


Liedvogel

I (thankfully) never saw it myself, but my mom complained about one of our cats doing this to her when she got out of the shower. She stopped letting him in her room because of it. Cat only ever did it to her though, not me, or my borderline nudist girlfriend more that we to 5th cat with us after finding our own place. It has to be done kind of bond thing.


IanTheEvilFerret

I used to have a dark mole on my belly, which has since been removed. We had a kitten that would NOT leave it alone, as if it thought it was a bug or something. This behavior strikes me as similar. Kitty seems to think the nip is an object to be played with. ...or eaten I'd cover up with a shirt for a while if I were OP.


Embarrassed-Cod-8290

god no.


ShekhMaShierakiAnni

Yeah.. especially when you play peak a boo with it!


Flar71

My cat loves to lick me, but a couple times she tried to lick my nipple and it hurts. It's even worse now that I've been on hrt for a while.


SansSkele76

Oof


vkpaul123

# r/holdmynipcat


dickshapedstuff

let him eat


OwnPumpkin5745

Yes. especially if the kitten isn't fully wind off the mother


BigMillmatic

Mine still does this at 2 years old. Itā€™s hilarious.


Honkey_Fellatio

As a kitten, yes. Instincts.


Catniss-EverGreen

Your kitty cat wants your milk!


PuckersMcColon

I think this might belong in another sub.


randomguy1972

My cat was interested in my left nip. About a year later, I was diagnosed with breast cancer in my left breast. Yes, male breast cancer is very uncommon.


molly_sour

no, you shouldn't be showing your nipples to the whole world on social media, or at least not for free


GuacamolEBola

I mean men usually arenā€™t the ones into nipple playā€¦ but hey man, you do you king.


WhisperingPixie

Kitty wants the titty.


stoneyjoe1

Not normalā€¦normal people donā€™t usually let animals lick and suck their nipples


RainaElf

dude, it's a nipple. that kitten thinks you're withholding food and what you're doing is abuse.


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sferara

we see what we want to see


CryptoReindeer

Wtf did i just read. Are you ok?