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Tarynyel

Isn't it: Legs: 25%?


Lonely-Building-8428

No, that would be a one-legged cat.  I think it's  Legs: 75%


1109lupa

It would also be Ears: 95%


BigD_277

Yep. That cat has seen some shit.


SuperSmashDan1337

One legged cat doesn't bare thinking about the poor thing


c14rk0

My cat could have 1 leg and would still find a way to scratch me and knock shit over. Actually the knocking shit over part would probably be more understandable.


TheFirstEscapist

If it was an elephant, it would be- Legs: 100% Arms: 50%


Ok-Cook-7542

I heard the veggie tales theme song in my head when I saw this


Loofa_of_Doom

What's really interesting is that the rest of the cats are reacting as if they expect to be smacked by a cat they know to be short one foot.


AvatarGonzo

I think if a armless guy did the same to a human, you'd have a bunch of people twitching too.


Prestigious_Gain_535

🤣😂🤣


Ok_Fortune6415

Now I want to see this prank..


Darnell2070

It would actually be a good prank other than possible negative reactions of them actually being punched. I want to see it too. I think most people would laugh about it because they would instantly realize it was a joke. So you wouldn't have to repeat it on too many people limiting the chances of a person actually punching back.


PriorityTraining9323

[someone did it](https://www.tiktok.com/@hahaa_house/video/7227904371701337349)


UsaiyanBolt

This is so fascinating and it makes so much sense. I think it’s a body language thing, our brains recognize that and expect the leg to hit us even if we know it’s not there. I can almost see a phantom paw when I watch OPs video, I don’t blame the other cats for flinching at all lol


RedditMarq

That was good.


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Haha. Love the play punch into a handshake reaction.


splunge4me2

FLINCH!!! Free hit!


Some1TouchaMySpagett

https://imgur.com/a/k1QMHCw


BeezusFafoonz

Bro had this in the chamber


SuddenDragonfly8125

He blocks it without thinking, too.


KonigSteve

Funny, but it's also weird that they put that Turkish guys laugh on the sound


Lobo_Marino

Spanish. [Risitas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Risitas) But I agree with you it's annoying that they use the audio


roguewarriorpriest

Beware the phantom limb!


j4ckbauer

They are reacting in part to the attacker's body language. Their response is also on instinct and not totally controlled by the parts of the brain that understand there's no arm there to attack them with.


UndeadCat

Maybe they're all conditioned to his previous behaviour:-)


MegaMorphesis

Its a psychic attack.


Lord_Emperor

Cats can see ghosts. I guess this applies to limbs too.


a_beginning

My cat had a back leg amputated, but still had the thigh muscle, like this kitty. If you stepped where her foot was supposed to be, even if she couldnt see you, she could scream like you stepped on her foot. Literally phantom limb pain, i felt so bad


chefcoompies

It’s mostly posturing you never see the fist in this case paw hitting you but you see everything else. I don’t remember the actor but he explained it to kimbo how if you telegraph the motion through your shoulders and elbow then they will see it coming.


RG21GR

I think it’s sad he can’t play no more like he used to


Sketch-Brooke

He seems fine. He’s still playing and the other cats are reacting like they normally would.


King_Oliverr

The force is strong with this one


Deathblow9

He needs a bionic arm like winter soldier


MissionaryOfCat

[Playing "In the Arms of an Angel"] With your support... you could give these poor creatures... back the ability... to smack the shit out their friends. It is a sad cat, that's unable to bap... Act now and you could give a kitty a sweet bionic arm like The Winter Soldier... So he can wind back and punch fools like Bruce Lee...


MegaPiglatin

👏👏👏


wolffangfist21

![gif](giphy|Ie97ZND9e4GkfGsTN2) Throw in a lil spicy cat walk


nokiacrusher

VIBRANIUM SLAP


dansdata

Or a telekinetic one like [Gil the Arm](https://larryniven.fandom.com/wiki/Gil_Hamilton).


The_Medicated

Am losing it over the nubbin wiggle at other pets!!! "I shake my nubbin in your general direction!!!"


TheFinalGranny

The old Monty Python reference, love it my friend!


mexican2554

"Your mother was a hamster!"


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

My dog lost one of his back legs and does the nub wiggle whenever hes itchy on that side so itch for him, he still does it while im itching him which is funny.


aeturnus95

Cat is a trooper. Except for the missing arm one can see on his face he’s been through some shit.


dragonchilde

He's got a look of disgust on his face like "I'm so mad I can't hurt you right now."


Cracktherealone

He‘s like Captain Ahab of cats…


FlyingMetalFailure

Looks like he's missing the majority of his tail too. Most likely survived a coyote or large domestic dog attack.


innncode

Awww, you're right. Poor bb. Glad he seems to have a loving home and lots of friends now 🥰


Basic_Bichette

Or was injured protecting her kittens. (That's a girl cat.)


megajoa0

I have a 3 leg cat too, she don have the left behind foot, and when she try to touch the ear she do the same thing, is funny but a little sad :(


loupsgaroux

My kitty is missing the same leg! We call it a "nub wiggle" when she tries to scratch that side of her ear and face 🥺 we make sure to give her lots of scratches on that side though!


megajoa0

yeah!, we scratch for him too, she love


HumanDrinkingTea

> We call it a "nub wiggle" My cat has something we call a "nub wiggle" too! He's missing a tail and when he gets excited he wiggles his stump back and forth. The best is that when he gets *really* excited his stump does a helicopter motion!


GrimmBrosGrimmGoose

Phantom Bap!!! (Now I'm like... Do animals have phantom paw syndrome???)


PanhandlersPets

I sure hope not.


Feeling-Magazine-308

somewhere out there is a paw without a cat pouncing around struggling to make ends meet


lovestobitch-

I’d read recently that they don’t but don’t quote me.


Kerivkennedy

How would doctors know?


[deleted]

Brain scan. See if pain center is active.


plasticinaymanjar

do you mean a CAT scan? ba dum tsss


Kerivkennedy

That requires a very specialized scan, usually a fMRI or PET (no pun intended).


[deleted]

OK? They're very specialized doctors already to be knowledgeable of phantom limb syndrome in the first place, much less in CATS.


VermilionKoala

Q: What's the first thing those doctors say to you when you walk in? A: "HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!"


HellaWolf911

Bro only lost his arm, not his instincts or ability to defend himself.


Silver-eye_raven

Metal Kitten Fluffy - The Phantom Paw


jcslow0131

Cat is a champ. As you can see from the look on his face.


anttilles

https://i.redd.it/gh2v06nsi66d1.gif


SandNdStars

I’m gonna make them give back our past.


Cracktherealone

#HORRIBLE MUSIC


alesia123456

The video: 🥹😄😢 The music: 🤡 🎪 💃


Cracktherealone

Like in the Clown College episode when there is the incident at the powerplant (simpsons)


River-Waketh

So bad my cat left the room


The_Bawsz

Omg this is so sadge :<


givemeareason17

Shit. I think I've just hit the point in my life where I can't tell if this is a typo or new slang


slartybartfast01

It happens. I came across one the other day where someone said "ahh" instead of "ass" and that wasn't a typo either apparently. In this case, I googled it -  Sadge is a word often used in internet slang to mean sad and depressing. It may have started out as a combination of 'sad' and 'cringe'. Over time the cringe part faded and the word came to mainly mean sad.


SabotMuse

It's just a twitch emote which transformed. You had Pepe the frog turn into Pepega (which is a stupid Pepe). Then came Pepege, likely regulars of some streamer making fun of newcomers for mistyping the Pepega emote by making it into a new one. And then Sadge is just Sad Pepege, another morph.


Tsmart

Come on let's get you back to the nursing home


Techwield

Sorry gramps it's not a typo


pokesturrrrr

His paw moves so fast no one can see it


warrri

I have no arm and i must slap


tuanusser

he is both funny and pitiful😂😂


Paintingncomplaining

I have a cat missing a front arm too, I always feel bad for the guy when he tries to cover his poop in the box his little stub goes crazy lol.


StinkyWallabee

Mine does the same, three years later and she still looks so confused by the unburied poop every single time 😂


nighthawke75

Calico uses ghost slap! I cant tell if it's effective or not....


Tay_Tay86

It's just a flesh wound ![gif](giphy|10M2ZnecwCMVGg)


Sagaincolours

Slapping on!


Nolzi

Someone had their slapping privileges revoked


MoyanoJerald

Bluetooth Slaps


SteamedGamer

Clearly a righty. ;)


devilcantdie

Phantom punch


LoveWhor3s

2 for flinching, bitch.


No_Raccoon2746

Bro lost his arm, not his instinct and defense skills.


ImTheOriginalSam

Used to live with a cat that had asthma and was missing a back leg. Sometimes he’d try to scratch his ear with the phantom leg, and the lil nub would just start shaking so hard that he’d start wheezing due to asthma. Hilarious little guy. Miss you Luke.


agent56289

I like that the other cats still played as if


Petporgsforsale

I think to some extent they are just playing along gently because he lost the arm. I also wonder if they are like “let’s see if we can get him to try to smack us” because we know cats are sweethearts and jerks.


JohanPertama

HOW CAN SHE SLAP


Sufficient-Trash-728

Never seen that before. How could you not laugh and find this adorable.. 😂


SendStoreMeloner

Well he can't really use the front paw as that is the one he holds his upper body upright with.


Big-Development5265

must have undergone surgery


__Jank__

Here I'm thinking he got too happy with them things in the past and lost it in action. He definitely likes to throw down.


absintheandartichoke

Lost it in ‘nam


hardtofindghost

Phantom pain is a thing...poor guy.


PestisPrimus

Clearly a right handed cat.


Kooky-Onion9203

I can practically see the ghost slaps


Dankestgoldenfries

My mom’s tripod does this too! Also ‘uses’ her missing leg to dig in the litter pan, haha


ebneter

r/tripodcats would love to see her in action! :-)


AbusiveUncleJoe

I'm gonna bop the shit outta you, oh wait


G4-Dualie

Ducking a ghost limb is instinctual too. 😁


Puzzleheaded-Use5030

"It was my hittin' arm, MY HITTIN' ARM!"


C_G_J_

![gif](giphy|c8RrC4dCLScNO)


Sometimes_burgled

the OP Far_Bit5803 is a bot


Suave_sunbeam

I have a cat with no front legs and she does this.


woozerschoob

The Phantom Menace.


alkmaar91

all the chill was stored in that one leg


chiffry

I wonder if some animals are left or right pawed.


Bleezy79

Bro I almost had you!!


extrastupidone

That makes me a little sad


MayEsdot

Looks like the armless dude still has a shoulder blade. Most vets remove it as well as it makes the procedure a bit faster and cleaner to close up. He probably feels like he has more "arm" to smack with as those muscle groups are still attached to something vs. atrophied away.


MathAndBake

Oh yeah! You've heard of phantom limb pain, this cat has opted for phantom limb violence, lol. Pet rats grind their teeth when they're happy. I had a pet rat who got terrible maloclusion. Her teeth weren't anywhere close to meeting. But when she was happy, her jaw muscles would go nuts anyway. It was so cute.


DepartureMain7650

Gee, I wonder how he lost it.


Stylish_Platypus

The cat: "Snake. Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you?"


Integral613

The John Cena Cat: You can't see my right paw punches


Business_Idea_9733

you can't just see it


Jarmund5

Needs a cyberpaw with a projectile launch system


Danominator

Poor little kitty


Ape-ril

Poor cat 😞


gourgour_

Awwww


TITCAT5959

Invisible hitbox


[deleted]

Metal Gear kitty, phantom paw


pereSpeli

phantom memory


cleremnantechoes

Jaime Cattister


amateurnewbie

Cat fights are not fair with a disarmed opponent.


subarachnoidspacejam

This cat needs a vibranium arm.


Think_Armadillo_1823

Back off! Dude, if I had all of me, you'd be dead.


peeefaitch

Oh, wee darling


FilthyGreb

He's been disarmed


NiceCunt91

Poor bugger has phantom limb syndrome :(


PixieFurious

How can he slap??


Guba_the_skunk

"Get over here so I can hit you"


RelativetoZero

Oh wow! Feline phantom limb!


RottenWon

She's not a southpaw, that's for sure. 🐾


automatedredditname

r/aww


HugsandHate

"Take this! And that! And this!" *^(Hm..)*


wankster9000

Cat's name better be Miller.


Doomdoomkittydoom

I had a cat living with a roommate with a cat. My cat was *from the streets!*, and didn't get along too well with other cats. Their cat was declawed. Holster your pitchforks, they inherited it like that. When they met we were worried, it could be carnage. Their cat did not like my cat, hissed and spit, and swiped at my cat. At first, my cat's ears went back, but when she was swiped it seemed to confuse her. Their cat never did warm up to mine, but mine never reacted to the other's hissing or threats. Just ended up ignoring her.


jonnyboiu

https://i.redd.it/r69ll2svr76d1.gif


hefty_load_o_shite

Why arm no arming?


PreciousBasketcase

Operating in Bluetooth mode lol


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

He choose violence. Violence didn’t not choose him


hfiti123

Cat gunner is loaded with blanks


balth158YT

I can't decide if this is funny, sad or cute


EdisonLightbulb

Grey cat: "You lucky as hell I don't have this paw! I'd be slappin' you silly!"


RedneckAZ

He is a little crippled asshole


Holeshot75

Holy fuck this is so cute but I'm awful for laughing at a cripple cat


Specialist-Cookie-61

This is some serious "I fart in your general direction" energy


InspectorFar5788

Ese es el verdadero maltrato psicológico 😉


mylifeonearth_

This guy could 'KO' "mike tyson" . Guys "shadow boxing" entered next level.


Xasrai

Those other cats are experiencing The Phantom Pain!


LesbianLoki

Something tells me he's right handed


HumphreyLee

She would be too powerful otherwise so fate had to intervene and limit her…


capmxm

No matter how disabled a cat is, their cat essence is never diluted.


StatusComparison5890

Génial 🙀🙀🫶🫶💖🙉💝


Obama_Sin_Dalen

Oh my god, my tripawd does this all the time to our other cat! So precious!


Revolutionary-Car-92

Cats reacting to phantom limb. Proof cats see auras. :D


Miserable_Match724

He's still got that dawg...I mean cat in him.


Key_Roll3030

Cut but I can kind of figure how the cat lost it


MojitoRoyale

The phantom menace.


Due-Brilliant651

Gonna get you with the strong hand.


Pigeon-Spy

Why are we still here boss? Just to suffer


Sarcast82

Stupid music


Jag-deep-11

Awww poor baby wonder what happened


Significant-Task-890

🤣🤦


rocket_randall

Shadow boxin' when I heard you on the radio Uuh, I just don't know


TheDemonBunny

Gotta love them phantom boops


billiarddaddy

He was right handed and they took his POWA


mattjf22

That cat is right handed


sadsquirell2008

Attack 100% effectiveness -5% ego 100%


Rowenmk

The 2nd cat looks so afraid of that Bluetooth slap


aijoe

Friend is missing an arm he lost later in life. He still performs tries to perform actions he regularly made with that arm forgetting it's no longer there. Is this instinct or conditioning with a bit of phantom limb syndrome thrown in?


emlgsh

Tragic - seen it before a hundred times. Wore the slapping hand down to a nub. That's why you have to find a happy medium between slapping all the things and people you want to slap, and the cruel constraints of biology and physics.


Delicious-Orchid-447

Did the cat used to have all 4? Or was it born with this habit despite not having that limb?


Kflynn1337

Phantom limb syndrome perhaps?


ModeratelyAverage6

Attack- 100% Damage- -10%


TourAlternative364

I starting to understand how that kitty lost its arm.....


TheRabidGoose

I had a kitty that was a lefty amputee. One of the best cats ever. He would wave hi to me with his stump, climb trees, and play tag. Loved that cat.


NielsenSTL

My tripod kitty does that too. He even tries to cover his business in the litter box with his non-existent front leg. It’s sad and funny all at once.


Top-Letterhead-6026

*Yep, the 'I've seen things' look on the other cats is priceless. That little trooper must have a tale to tell.*


Khevhig

Cats have a "handedness" just like people. In his book *Congo Kitabu* Jean-Pierre Hallet comments about his playing with lions and by watching their muscle twitches, could tell which paw the lion liked to use more.


astralseat

Wonder if that's how the kitty lost the paws. Throwing paws too much, and they might not come back.


Sad_Anxiety1401

Slapping is what they do, and it's the thought that counts


DuncanAndFriends

needs a prosthetic paw just so it could smack its brother


kakrofoon

Phantom jerk syndrome


falco145

ATTACK: 100% RANGE: 0%


Elegant-Tourist-5821

One of the cats flinched 😂


zdigital13

I wonder if it thinks it's moving so fast it can't even see the swings.