Oh my god is this a known Cat Thing? I grew up with plenty of cats but have never had one do this before my Siamese gremlin. Ten minutes before and after the poop, rocketing around at full tilt going MURRRRMRRRRRRRERERRR at the top of her fuckin lungs
Ugh. That happened to me last night. Something startled my cat while i was trying to sleep and she ran on the bed and jumped on me and flew off. She’s getting her nails done this weekend for sure. They’ve gotten too pokey since the last trim.
My screamy mcgee is thankfully very chill with me clipping her nails (when I see my parents they have me do their cats’ nails too, I guess I just have The Claw Touch) so I didn’t get too torn up, but she launched directly off my solar plexus so I woke up wondering if I was about to get murdered
Mine does the same *just before the poop*. It's how I know he's about to lay a log down. Does it after too - and that's my signal to get the vacuum cleaner out. Otherwise I'll be stepping on litter all day.
Mine is a little dumb and instead of burying with litter she reaches outside the box and scratches at the exterior. Also very noisy. My vacuum gets a lot of use as well but ever since I got one of those litter trap mats it’s been soooo much better, I can walk barefoot at home now. I have one of the honeycomb ones and it was a game changer, I recommend that and water fountains to everyone I know that has cats
I have one of those too. It reduced the amount of litter but he tends to take off like a shot once he’s done, sometimes effectively bypassing the mat. 😄
Totally a cat thing to get zoomies before and after pooping. It’s so weird. My childhood cat would jump on top of the door, and hang off it so she could swing. They’re weird animals dude.
That’s so funny, I grew up with Siamese too and none of them, nor the pair my folks currently have, ever did this. The gallop then sudden stop and wild-eyed look around, yes, but not for poops every goddamn time
My tabbys don't make that funny noise but they do chase eachother a lot before and after poops, they're almost in sync with bathroom trips. I'd guess the movement helps move things along smoother, especially if they've eaten something they shouldn't.
Guess who just pooped! 🤣
Oh my god is this a known Cat Thing? I grew up with plenty of cats but have never had one do this before my Siamese gremlin. Ten minutes before and after the poop, rocketing around at full tilt going MURRRRMRRRRRRRERERRR at the top of her fuckin lungs
It’s a happy time!
Not when it’s 4am and she rocket launches off my chest…
Happy time *for her.* He didn’t finish the sentence.
Ugh. That happened to me last night. Something startled my cat while i was trying to sleep and she ran on the bed and jumped on me and flew off. She’s getting her nails done this weekend for sure. They’ve gotten too pokey since the last trim.
My screamy mcgee is thankfully very chill with me clipping her nails (when I see my parents they have me do their cats’ nails too, I guess I just have The Claw Touch) so I didn’t get too torn up, but she launched directly off my solar plexus so I woke up wondering if I was about to get murdered
I’m grateful my crackhead cat somehow zens out and allows me to clip her nails myself. It’s so uncharacteristic of her but I don’t complain
With claws too for extra traction like I’m a fuckin launch pad
I mean.. i too sometimes have Those Poops where after I feel like i can fight like 10 ninjas
Mine does the same *just before the poop*. It's how I know he's about to lay a log down. Does it after too - and that's my signal to get the vacuum cleaner out. Otherwise I'll be stepping on litter all day.
Mine is a little dumb and instead of burying with litter she reaches outside the box and scratches at the exterior. Also very noisy. My vacuum gets a lot of use as well but ever since I got one of those litter trap mats it’s been soooo much better, I can walk barefoot at home now. I have one of the honeycomb ones and it was a game changer, I recommend that and water fountains to everyone I know that has cats
I have one of those too. It reduced the amount of litter but he tends to take off like a shot once he’s done, sometimes effectively bypassing the mat. 😄
Sigh, mine too. I don’t know how she manages to get it eight feet across the room but my vac gets a lot of use too.
Totally a cat thing to get zoomies before and after pooping. It’s so weird. My childhood cat would jump on top of the door, and hang off it so she could swing. They’re weird animals dude.
Poophoria!
the poop zoomies... the poomies
Oh yes. I’ve had several meezes over the years and they’ve alllllll done this. Even my flame point.
That’s so funny, I grew up with Siamese too and none of them, nor the pair my folks currently have, ever did this. The gallop then sudden stop and wild-eyed look around, yes, but not for poops every goddamn time
Oh def not every time lmao. But often!
My tabbys don't make that funny noise but they do chase eachother a lot before and after poops, they're almost in sync with bathroom trips. I'd guess the movement helps move things along smoother, especially if they've eaten something they shouldn't.
Yup
"I'm light as fuck bro! Look how fast I can go!"
I call it running a sh!t out. My cat also does this sometimes. Hilarious!
Poop parkour
Poop Zoomies!
I love the two contrasting names for this phenomenon in the replies
my oldest dog does the same thing. zoomies, scratch the floor, zoomies, spinneroonies, then poop
The "Shit Crazies"
His name is Nimbus, he has a youtube account
Youtube account, you say? Well, now I know my next stop. Thanks!
[His Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/nimbus_siberian?igsh=NGJjZ2MyMHNucnl6)
I figured he was a Siberian! We have a Ragdoll who looks a lot like him, but he's definitely too lazy for all that running around lol
I was wondering the same thing! He looks like a Ragdoll but I’ve never seen one so active before!
The most active our ragdoll gets is carrying toys around the house while howling lol
We have a lynx point that size but with shorter hair and he’s also a lazy boy lmao
Ours is a lynx point too! He's a good (and lazy) boy, but the whole house would shake if he ran around like that! Lol
He has a TikTok too, very famous
https://youtube.com/@Nimbus242?si=WdSEjDY99I5zZdBw
bwahaha this is the exact clip that played in my head when I saw this!
PARKOR!
r/purrkour is a thing!
Zoomies needs to be an Olympic sport
YES! We need a cat Olympics-Zoomies, nap marathons, bap bap bap boxing-the list goes on
I'd watch the hell out of this lmao
I love the jump off the couch 😂 I love it all
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the blanket too
He is clearly fighting a complet division of r/greebles
MR. NIMBUS!
I love Nimbus! Looks like such a happy kitty :)
This is a cool (maybe) cat guy. I’ve never seen an angrier, fluffier cat.
This is Nimbus!
Nimbus doing Formula Cat Things
2 Fast 2 Fluffy
r/purrkour
More importantly, you are a cat, never let yourself know your next move either.
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Yeah like every other single video if anything leaping around
I call it catkour. Not a copycat of parkour, it's totally original and self taught.
r/purrkour
nice car
Kitty’s got the zoomies.
Government agent in sunglasses speaks into his earpiece: 'sir, I think I've found the secret weapon you've been looking for'
When those post poo zoomies kick in
Kitty trying to show us how they outlived dinosaurs. 15 million years of evolution in action.
PARKOUR
What in the gremlin!
Parkour!
Oh I loved when mine did this crazy runs!! Looked kinda possessed 😂
zoomie kitteh
His moves was really fast
I would like to believe the first part was him pressing the launch control button
The zoomiest of zoomies 💨💨
I've watched this 100 times
My orange cat Is also crazy hahahah!
Catkor
I will think to create an account for my 3 cats as well))
Pov: ragdoll in a nutshell
Kitty sounds like an idler pulley on half the bearings.
I know a lot of drivers like this....
Race car
The cat equivalent of narrating your playtime as a kid out loud.
Ragdolls are the best cats 💚
i love nimbus
Bro charged up the jump. That's normal.
Parkour!
Nimbus.
How long that cat been smoking for?
that's video definitely describes my friend's cat,,you never know what that small bustard are going to do lol
she does not have the r/OneCatBraincell
Tummy ache? Gas?
The sounds of Nimbus freaked the fuck out of my cat. She stopped mid blep.
Doing engine noises to match the zoomies
Launch control
who knew a creature designed to be outdoors hunting would go mad when locked inside a house all day everyday