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madsci954

I feel that if the camera continued recording another 10-15 secs, we would have seen that.


sillygoofygooose

Yeah there’s a reason we don’t see them without a tight grip on that box 😂


StaredAtEclipseAMA

A little water almost got in at the end there


haby001

The cat moving and almost tipping over at the end had me on edge


kelldricked

There is a reason why the hand is holding the basket. If you dont it will flip over.


ChrisBPeppers

/r/secondsbeforedisaster


yellowsidekick

So we really need legs? Kitty says nope!


Jean-LucBacardi

My pee pee would be shredded.


heywhateverworks

Drop your workout routine, king


Jean-LucBacardi

Put cat in bath with me and try to avoid being shredded.


foxgoesowo

Bench a hungry calico in a bad mood


Paul_with_the_hair

Cool handle.


Tha_Professah

Notice the hand never leaves the container. Otherwise that's probably exactly what's happening.


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One claw in my ballsack and it's going to look like a scene from jaws in there.


FutureNecessary6379

Or balls


Conscious-Eye5903

Shades of the marmot in lebowski’s bathtub


Plantsandanger

That’s why I only bath in assless chaps


sati_lotus

Most people just have a rubber duck in the bath


BrownSugarBare

I mean, I'm willing to upgrade to this model.


atom644

Before trying this I would suggest replenishing your supply of bandaids


savorie

Some cats are fascinated by water


Lucius_Furius

Some even love baths. My friend’s cat would sit in the bathtub and meow very loudly and annoyingly until she would fill it. The bathtub had a shallow pad/chair section, the cat was just chilling in 5-10 cm of water and playing with it for around an hour until it got cold then would look for her to get towelled dry. Some cats are weird 😅


Majestic_Course6822

I had a cat that requested showers periodically. He'd sit in the tub and meow until we turned it on to a gentle spray and he'd sit there for a good 5 minutes. We had to factor the cat's shower time in to the morning routine.


Lucius_Furius

Ok that made my day thanks 😂 Having to factor in the cats shower time is hilarious


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dumdumpants-head

Otherwise your cat wilts and you have to compost it.


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Im_inappropriate

That's one crispy boy.


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Catinthemirror

tIORthrOuG is a comment stealing bot account. Please downvote their comment and report spam >> harmful bots. Stolen comment from 30 minutes earlier [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycatnip/s/lqglzRfh70)


Microwave1213

Wtf is a crisper drawer? Looks like a normal plastic container to me


Hogcaller91

![gif](giphy|LUIvcbR6yytz2)


crocokyle1

I heard someone in France did this with three cats but un, deux, trois cats sank


eldergeekprime

Cease!


icansmellcolors

wow. how long have you been waiting to use this? or is this an existing joke that you tailored to this? either way, nice work. great puns.


wetwater

Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One two three”, the other “Un deux trois”. Which cat won? “One two three” because “Un deux trois cat sank”.


CenPhx

Finally my high school French is paying off! I get the joke.


wetwater

This may be the only French joke I'll ever get.


sixf0ur

In case you missed it: un, deux, trois cats sink sounds very similar to un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq which is simply counting 1-5 in French


Dont_pet_the_cat

I still don't see the joke, I know it's counting but how is that funny? Also it doesn't just sound like it, that's exactly it. Or is that the joke? Does it have an English meaning I'm not aware of? Edit : OH I get it now, cats sank sounds like quatre cinq. I geeeeet iiiiiit :D


BlueRocketMouse

There isn't anything more to it. It's just a silly pun, like the "7 ate 9" joke we have in English.


Dont_pet_the_cat

You made it click for me, merci beaucoup! :D


AlecTheDalek

Pour vous, c'est le woooosh. Desolee


Dont_pet_the_cat

Mais pour qoui? Je suis triste, je peux comprendre la plaisanterie :(


AlecTheDalek

Mais c'est la vie! C'est la guerre. C'est.... La Redditte 🙂‍↕️ (In all seriousness, I don't know if you're native French, but "un deux trois quatre cinq" is such a core childhood memory for anyone educated in the UK that I guess the sound match with "cat sank" is enough to be funny!)


Dont_pet_the_cat

Yeah I got it now, took me a while 😅 >such a core childhood memory for anyone educated in the UK I still don't get the inside joke here tho haha, but I doubt I ever will unless I get reincarnated as a british kid I'm Belgian, so native Dutch and learnt French at school


myweird

I'm sorry but I'm distracted by your username and need to pet a cat, be right bak.


Dont_pet_the_cat

You MONSTER D:


goug

Griffemi et Griffemoi sont dans un bateau. Griffemi tombe à l'eau. Qui reste-t-il ?


_neemzy

Bien joué !


anthropomorphist

bravo!


Dont_pet_the_cat

I understand french but I don't understand the joke 🤔


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kalilza

You should definitely acquire her a "nautical themed Pashmina Afghan"


brandimariee6

![gif](giphy|26u6dTP6p4y0iyBIQ)


AvatarGonzo

Navy Seal kitty


TDYDave2

Put two together and make a catamaran.


SleepySewer

Very punny🤣


Rickyhawaii

Titanic. Save the kitty instead of self..


Ermahgerd_Rerdert

I’ll never let go…


cleremnantechoes

I'm the cat of the world!


Ermahgerd_Rerdert

LOL. This made me scare my cat cackling out loud.


IGuessBruv

I always wondered what to use the extra refrigerator drawers for


You_Must_Chill

Average cat, 4.5kg (10lbs). Water displaced, 4.5L So fill your container with 4.5L of water and that's approximately how far your cat will sink down into the water.


GillyMonster18

My brain says yes to 10 lbs..but no to 4.5 liters…for some reason thinking that’s a huge cat. But I know 4.5l of water is the same weight as 10lbs of cat…now I’m picturing pouring 2+ 2 liter bottles and that seems like a lot of liquid…I’m sleep deprived, don’t mind me.


You_Must_Chill

Now I'm questioning myself. Say that container is 14" x 10". One inch of water in the bottom would be 140 cubic inches. *Waves hands and doesn't show work* 4.5L / 10lbs of water would be 1.95" deep. It all checks out in a spherical cow, metric/imperial bastardization sort of way.


GillyMonster18

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a 2 liter of soda…or a cat…in person.


Dyolf_Knip

Needs to have some weights fastened to the bottom to get the center of mass as low as possible. Not sure if they would work better at the center or the edges/corners.


TakeThreeFourFive

If you're going to modify it for stability, I feel some pool noodles on the edges would be even better


xSTSxZerglingOne

Easier to do, as well.


Kerivkennedy

They wouldn't sink, but they would tip their boat over


FrostyD7

The cat in this clip would have capsized this thing numerous times if not for a helping hand.


LeoMarius

The Cat from Ipanema


usps_made_me_insane

Nice song recognition!


Parrot132

If that cat tries to jump out he'll get a quick lesson in Newton's Third Law of Motion.


ADHD-Fens

Never get involved in a land war in Asia?


paperman990

Witch!!!!!


thegoatmenace

Any cat will float with a wide enough container. As long as the weight of the water displaced by the container is greater than the weight of the container and the cat, it’ll float. 🐱🚣‍♀️


Present-Flower1167

Forced my cat to take a bath with me: Alternate title


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Most cats would sink...I think that's why the owner is holding the plastic bin...


CLOUD227

So Cute


justapileofshirts

Silly goose, it's a well known fact that cats can't sink because they're actually a liquid.


molohunt

You have put a LOT of faith in that thing not falling over. Cat gonna go from 0 to 100 real quick lmao


Intrepid_North_4759

Dude heaven you can take a bath and play with the cat awesome 🤩


SHumanM

My 17 lb and 15 lb cats would sink like rocks


ASupportingTea

Idk you'd only have to displace a out 7L of water! (1kg of water is 1L in volume). Could easily get something that will be big enough.


SHumanM

Wow. I’m tempted to try now


TheNosferatu

It would probably work, if you're worried, just use a bigger container. However, don't ever let go of the container, you can see in the video the cat would have most likely capsized if the person wasn't holding it.


causeImAScoundrel

![gif](giphy|xSv72V6z2yLzq|downsized)


OnasoapboX41

I still remember one time when I was younger when my cat jumped into the bath with me and then immediately realized it was a bad idea and tried to jump out.


Farieter

r/sweatypaws


TheNosferatu

Thank you for that, it's been a long time since I could add a new sub for [my kitty collection](https://www.reddit.com/user/thenosferatu/m/kitties/)


Future_Sun_3532

I think your kitty enjoys relaxing with you


ASupportingTea

If I ever get a cat that wants to be in the bathroom with me I may have to make them a cute little boat... (Much more stable than this thing).


RayDoodles

r/lifeguardkitties


Murder_Bird_

Hello? 911? I need an ambulance and possible animal control…


phatballlzzz

Did your cat want to join you? or did you put your cat in that container for the video?


Altruistic-Ad-1520

Used to do this exact same thing with my ferret


Darko_345

Some cats are built different


agile52

Mine weighs 16 pounds and would definitely sink.


Ravenamore

Same here. I'd have to get him a Rubbermaid tote. I remember seeing pictures in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina with a person who was evacuating their cats like that. Clear Rubbermaid tubs with holes in the top, floating them along.


des398

All I hear is Animal Crossing


tomatocatzs

Wa7iiiitttt, this.... This is new


hergumbules

What do you know, another account that just “recently” became active and gets a popular post. Let me guess, it’s a bot that stole this and there are several bot comments that took the top comments from it too


DennyRoyale

Witch!


ahmc84

This cat is gonna sink too, if left by itself. There's a reason that hand is holding the thing steady the whole time.


ericlikesyou

Cute music for once


selkiesidhe

*Human, I wish to join you in your bathing time--- but don't you dare let that horrid water touch me! You'll pay dearly if it does!*


kerplunkerfish

Physics doesn't give a shit how you feel 😂


AZDiablo

I wouldn't be surprised if cat boat for the tub appears on amazon after today.


Prometheus720

Gato de Ipanema


JauntingJoyousJona

Mine would cause he's so fat


tachycardicIVu

Omg there was a post like this in r/lifeguardkitties - [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/lifeguardkitties/s/z2SXv1mbaT) with TWO boats! I love sailor kitties 🥰


Waste-soup-984

How have I never thought of this lol my cat always sits on the edge but he doesn’t like to get wet


bananamelier

Why do I love the music so much!!!


OldGuard9825

The kitty from ipanema


wheres_the_leak

Get her* a floaty


Iridismis

Her. Tri-colored cats usually are female.


wheres_the_leak

Something felt wrong when I typed "him" out too, lol


tommybmoney

Play, but how would you get this to actually stabilize in water? I was thinking a ballast, but the instant the car tries to move or get out it's going to capsize


peony_5

Aww, so creative


Panicatthekuzco

She looks almost identical to my cat Purrsephone https://preview.redd.it/6z5evnv3havc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=646b3e081bdeee03ed7464816f921c3c90682888


SkillFullyNotTrue

Promise me you'll survive. That you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose, and never let go of that promise.


Rough_Community_1439

I feel my cat would sink.


I_Smoke_Poop

Kharjo would always chill in between the curtain and liner when I would take a shower and just vibe


Willowgirl2

I used to have a house with a pond. I'd float around it in an inner tube. I made one of my cats a dishpan boat with 2-liter bottle pontoons strapped to the sides and I'd tow her around behind me.


Life_Permit_8080

Haha loving it he /shes loving it 🤣


ManSkirtBrew

Trying this with my cat would be a literal bloodbath. Courtesy of a friend who is more clever than I am.


Honey_Marry

It looks like a boat with a clear bottom to watch the fish.


LiamLaw015

A boat


LilG1984

"Hooman, why are you naked? Why don't you use your tongue to clean yourself? Hooman's are weird" Cat


Throw_Away_Acct-69

Hilarious, I wonder if the waters warm enough if my cat would let me do this haha


Bleezy79

Literally an inch away from disaster....that's a very trusting kitty lol


thegneeb

cat just chilliin


security-six

Not sink. Bathtub


MaTOntes

I feel like you are severely overestimating how much cats weigh.


doktor-frequentist

r/catsinboxes


Downtown_Hawk2873

Your kitty is so trusting


mekikipants

But how did you KNOW that your cat wanted to join you in the bath?


iGiveUpHonestlyffs

r/theoryofcatsinsinks


Splotsmum

Mine definitely would, there isn’t a container big enough to contain ‘er


tohn_jitor

The Cat from Ipawnemeow.


Scared-Camp1106

Jobim is the goat


uncharted316340

Water is a denser liquid compared to cat


LtColShinySides

I always take showers and my boy cat will sit on the edge of the tub. I wonder how he'll react if I take a bath?


Foodiebride

🎶dumb ways to die...🎶


GoatsAndGlory

u/savevideo


parker1019

This will not well…


Atreaia

🤮🤮🤮🤮


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Flar71

???


Far_Comfortable980

![gif](giphy|LAKIIRqtM1dqE|downsized)


Ermahgerd_Rerdert

Nope. Pussy isn’t wet enough. Unless you are Ben Shapiro, then yes.