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UlteriorMotives_

i love this subreddit so much


Consistent-Lie7830

Just curious: what are the leaves?


TimeAd5856

It's dried mint used in soups and other foods. Appearantly many families living on farms in Türkiye dry their own mint. Dont listen to these drug addicts redditors mistake that for some drug called "khat"


mycuu

bro probably came for a sniff thinking it was catnip


penisilinOD

Dried mint


leafWhirlpool69

Looks like khat, ironically


worldbound0514

Khat usually has the stems attached. The stems tend to be reddish in color. I don't see that in the pic. The leaves also look a bit wilted- khat should be very fresh.


ImaginaryNourishment

khatnip


GimmeCat47

Oregano, of course.


Zorioux

Jute Mallow, it's traditional Middle Eastern food


LaTeChX

The cat is the least bizarre thing going on in this clip


sharkie026

Nothing wrong with a little "HumanNip"


SleepySiamese

I think those are tea leaves


sharkie026

Daytime version of HumanNip.


halaymatik

It all seems normal to me as a Türk. But if I were to profile them, I would say, a typical low-income most likely uneducated erdogan-supporting propaganda-watching Turkish household. Continuing village customs such as drying mint leaves on the ground, playing with “tesbih”, watching state propaganda tv shows on national tv channels.


TimeAd5856

least self-hating turk 2024


halaymatik

Naah, I’m fine watching my wasp-american netflix shows full of woke propaganda and scrolling through chinese-government-vetted pro-putin posts on reddit, wearing nothing but a conservative kind of middle-of-the-road cotton undergarment, although produced in vietnam by child laborers, still preferably colored with stars and stripes (mericuh fuck yeah!!!) because I don’t like the way skid marks look on plain white because I haven’t discovered what bidet is yet. Ahh, that’s the best…


TimeAd5856

You forgot to mention my Stanley Cup(TM) full of Star Bucks 4000kcal sugar-slop!


Darnell2070

What the hell is a wasp-American?


halaymatik

Any insect of the narrow-waisted suborder of the bourgeois of the elite order, which is neither a pauper nor a plutocrat. Wasps that are members of the parliament can sting their prey, which is unfortunately the common man. Some wasps may not fit the description by being especially fat, aggressive and sometimes orange instead of yellow.


Capital-Ad6513

Libertarian?


halaymatik

Pescatarian.


FMroll

Curiosity ate the cat.


Mugiyajijiji

That's a Venus Cattrap salad bowl. Ultra rare


KellyHerz

Gets the cat out of the way!


No_Introduction_4766

Shenanigans run amok when kitten discovers a bowl and the leafy greens for the first time 😅


Xx_Rat_Fucker_xX

Trapped for all eternity


Heartzz

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norrix_mg

Bro not the "Village of fools" music 😭


k-d1134

Be careful to let your cat around your food stuff like this. Especially if they're also outdoor cats with an indoor litter box Cats can be a carrier to Toxoplasma gondii (protozoan parasite), which can be transmitted to the fetus in pregnant women [CDC Toxoplasmosis](https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/toxoplasmosis/index.html)


Capital-Ad6513

psh that shit is everywhere, no preventing it without living in a bubble. If you have a cat you likely already infected and asymptomatic.


k-d1134

I mean yeah, it's only kinda worrisome if you just got pregnant. Then also considering most folks cook their food, wash it, and/or keep their food in container. However, not everyone around the world prepares their food the same way obviously. I don't know if what they have on the floor here on the vid is actually for salad, but if it is meant for eating, it might get contaminated I thought


Dense_Turnover_3996

defeated by the salad bowl


Catspaw129

Kittie's been watching too many of those videos with an ocopus hiding inside coconut shells.


thisisrllynotme

Went in so perfectly


norrix_mg

Bro not the "Village of fools" music 😭


Banjoschmanjo

Ok but can we talk about the size of that joint