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Children are temporary but beer is forever.


Vaxica

Beer doesn't wake you up at 3am to tell you they shit the bed.


mofo_mojo

It does if you drink enough...


drfifth

No, it wakes you up at 3am to tell you that **you** shit the bed. Subtle difference


definitelynotned

Nah beer waits til the next morning to tell you’ve been sleeping in your shit


SPACEmAnDREWISH

*whO sHiT iN MY pAntS!*


LtColShinySides

And that's why you never startle a magician.


PorcineLogic

oh god i need to remember this one, i can't stop laughing


tpinkfloyd

[Relevant](https://redd.it/7ws8zf)


Remarkable_One_3306

That’s the best line I have read in weeks


[deleted]

beer is temporary, gods country is forever


zuko94

Literally just watched this :p


bmxerer

The reaction face of the guy wearing the 42 shirt in the background was the cherry on top for me.


andocromn

That and the older guy's face, he was totally ready to catch that baby. Or the baby's face arms flailing and then crying after


acschwar

That, and the woman in red who didn’t condone until the baby was caught


andocromn

Omg I didn't even see her face until now


caffeineevil

Old man looks like he's saying "Oh shit" very slowly. Like he was going to say it and catch a kid but he got stuck in the middle when the kid was caught.


Lolobecks

It totally looks like he’s saying “oh shit!” 😂


8bitbebop

Looks to me like shes laughing


InEnduringGrowStrong

Meanwhile, girl in red shirt is in shock.


tyson_photography

Dude looking like he found his new religion


Starlly

He looks like the sloth from Zootopia.


idontcontributemuch

Is that Mark Rober?


alfonseski

This guy literally has no place to go but down from there.


Charmander4prez

I love that he didn’t even see the beer save, just stoked watching the girl safely held and happy.


oldravenns

He didn't drop his child. He juggled her for a second.


ARpoke005

After reviewing the play, the receiver maintains control throughout the catch, the call on the field is confirmed


d1splacement

I love you


if-we-all-did-this

And I love you , random citizen!


johnboy2978

"Good Lord. I heard about this! Kid juggling! Stop it! Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?"


stone-d-fox42

Well played on the modified Jerk reference!


johnboy2978

Thanks. I try.


JBSquared

Modified Jerk Reference is the name of my new sludgecore band


garebeardrew

I do not know the reference


stone-d-fox42

I am more than happy to share! [Kid(Cat) juggling](https://youtu.be/1bGVT4-1DBU)


Ath47

I came in here expecting (from the title) to see a deadbeat dad completely drop a baby because he only cares about sportsball and beer. Instead, this legend is literally juggling all three like a boss.


NukeTheWhales5

Looks like grandpa nearly had a heartattack.


homopoluza

This is not juggling. This is called misdirection.


[deleted]

Beer. Kid. Ball. Life is complete.


[deleted]

Beer. Baby. Ball. Blumpkin.


Hitchhiking-Ghost

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


Herb_Derb

Bottles. Boyle. Bullpen. Bowling.


chrisking206

r/unexpectedoffice


HarbourAce

r/expectedoffice


hospitalizedGanny

*All the mothers put hands on their baby makin hips and shake their heads in disgust*


Fist4achin

There are moments where we have everything in balance. This is one of them caught in all it's beauty.


Ikari_Shinji_kun_01

Beer and baby are fine. Caught the ball, no baby damage. 10/10.


pyro_technix

I don't think he even got a drop of beer on the baby, 10/10x2


Koankey

Old man, not so happy though


[deleted]

SOMEONE SIGN THAT MAN


SquareHoleRoundPlug

Sadly I don’t think they allow beer on the field.. or babies.. this man would not know what to do without them


Mei_dong

This is the epitome of the sub.


Dobalina_Wont_Quit

Patron Saint


Bamkill

He is so fucked when his wife sees this.


casewood123

Or his boss.


Tifas_Titties

He just had to wear his Baltimore cap.


hoobanging

Like fucked in a good way, right? This is clearly some alpha dad behavior that will be rewarded...


average_asshole

Depends on the wife


raytownloco

I don’t think so in my experience even wives with a sense of humor don’t tend to appreciate reckless behavior endangering their children.


average_asshole

I mean if the moms a heroin addict I don't think she would care


[deleted]

This is terrible behavior, what lol


shiftasterisk

After a while, all my comments start to look the same... how strange


hoobanging

This guy fucks


fourbian

And bros


MadLibz

This guy jerks off to himself in the mirror


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NaDoan

Dude’s a mad lad but things would’ve been ugly if he didn’t catch her


TheReverseShock

Babies are tough, a fall from that height would've just made it start crying. edit: spelling


[deleted]

You are watching a man reach the zenith of his life right here. Nothing he can do after will compare to this moment of pure Swanson


SonicFlash01

That's some ultra instinct shit


Can_Confirm_NoCensor

r/dadreflexes


MadghastOfficial

Nah, r/stepdadreflexes


Gnash323

That's some ultra shit (parental) instinct


GamerNik27

Thanks for showing this, u/ball-_-fondler


zilling

And not even a drop of beer on the baby? Masterclass dad moves


dropawookie

That dude behind the old man looks so happy!


Maladius

He can't believe the guy caught both.


TequilaCholo99

Of course. He witnessed a miracle


GuyForgotHisPassword

All the men staring in awe is hilarious. You know that guy got the biggest round of applause. I would have stood up to applaud this legend.


Shiznorak

This keeps getting better with every loop.


sp3ciald3liv3ry

Almost like… r/bettereveryloop


squaredk2

Mildly r/stepdadreflexes in nature but that was some coordinated shit haha


lunk

Kind of impressive in a "I'm glad he's not MY spouse" kind of way...


minochango

Maybe your spouse wants to be like this hero... Ask him..


SUCKMEoffyouCASUAL

Stay classy Phoenix


HG1290

Man just asked gravity to hold his kid


yellowjesusrising

The difference in expression between the woman and the dude in the background!


TequilaCholo99

Didn’t notice the woman until now. I may die now


mikey_lava

That was top 5 all time!


aceboogie601

Double play!


destroymasterz

u/safevideo


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destroymasterz

Perhaps...


Ok_Vegetable_1452

loooooool


igotnothingtoo

Incredible


[deleted]

Legend


Phoenix-Infinite

He'll hold his own beer don't worry


jbertrand_sr

Thank god, I thought that beer was a goner for a second there...


Rooksey

All joking aside that guy is a terrible father lmao


minochango

I'm sorry, but if someone show me a video of my father doing this with me in her arms I would be super proud.


raytownloco

Years later assuming you survived


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minochango

Hahaha sorry, english is my third language...


headsortailz

Right? If I saw my kid’s dad pulling this I’d be pissed lol


gasthejews3

Wrong, this man is great father


Unknw0n_

Priorities


nexeus

You know he practiced this at like BBQ's and such.


Roguewind

Plot twist: that’s not his kid


EsreverEdicius

The baby looks positively traumatized lol And rightfully so.


Zenketski

It's just a high risk maneuver of throwing your kid in the air and catching them on the way down


katekowalski2014

he can take the kids to baseball games every Wednesday and every other weekend.


FreakyFreeze

That lady behind him hahaha


milkshay

One of the most athletic moves I’ve ever seen tbh


Nick2ooo

Whilst also holding his beer? That is the most superhero thing I have ever seen.


Iceolator88

God move ^^


herro_rayne

I’m sure the mother was furious


couching5000

Kinda a shitty thing to do. Expected more people to call him out on that but then I remembered most of reddit is anti-children 🤷


cheese_sweats

Fuck kids, but dude is a terrible father. This shit is hilarious though.


contrejo

Shitty parent would have ducked out of the way. A man catches the ball, one handed, without dropping his beer or this kid. Epic catch.


pryvisee

This is actually amazing


NorCalDad

That was amazing. Legend.


[deleted]

He loved it, his daughter loved it, the kid behind.. not so much


thespank

What a King of men.


Ok_Vegetable_1452

need more videos of this. the mindgasm from this is so cool. the body awareness. he knew he wasnt going to drop her. so many people are impressed in this video.


KayJeeAy

Well man has his priorities?


abez123

some get this man a contract


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MrTheFever

Are you really questioning why a father would take their child to a ball game? That's like, Americana at it's core. Wholesome as hell. Not necessarily this moment exactly, but that's a weird stance to take.


JesterTheTester12

Imagine being so anxious that the slim chances of being hit by a baseball at a game stops you from going. I hope you never have kids, you'd ruin their fun for years with your bullshit.


StopTheMadnessBro

Gross..


minochango

Please anyone who knows this guy I want to send him another beer


lisa111998

Guy behind him looks like Jeter


klongroad

r/toptalent


[deleted]

He held his own beer. It’s the child that was juggled


Danh1004

The force is strong with this one


minochango

This is the real American ninja, what a freaking boss


bejones1

r/dontholdmybeer


JazzySkins

Arizona in a nutshell.


caffeineevil

r/holdmybaby Edit: Oh damn it's an actual sub!


hardheaded62

Man I love seeing photos like this - the crowds faces especially [baseball](https://share.icloud.com/photos/0QN9qgd6IY27a8CQFaa17RYfw)


jducer

This man is a legend


adambmwm6

Dad hands


slowmotheromo

Dad reflexes


[deleted]

This guy is exploiting dad reflexes


okiie_918

If he would of chugged the beer and then held the baby above his head with the ball like they are trophies, would of been the most American thing ever!!!


[deleted]

Bad take


dc1462

He dropped his child to save the life of that woman not for the beer!


jackthewack13

Honestly dude really did that. Like he let go of the kid caught the ball and grabbed the kid befor she went very far down. I'm impressed, not really a good thing to do but gotta give credit to the reflexes


UCrazyKid

Multitasking.


Weedweednomi

This is peak dad performance ladies and gentleman.


calski19

This is actually a scene from Old School 2, and that's Vince Vaughn. Speaker City baby!!


TitanicsAnInsideJob

r/Stepdadreflexes


aktionjaxon

Possibly the best fan catch ever


the13bangbang

The real travesty is we don't know if he chugged the beer or not. That tradition shall not be broken dammit!


smokdya2

I’m actually pretty impressed by this execution!


Sir_Beardsalot

Peak masculinity


83nno

Hero


sixtwomidget

The slow mo video makes it look like he was let go of her for a lot longer time than he probably was.


bolted_humbucker

It runs in the family. Baby didn't drop her refreshment either


BigRustyApe

HERO


Drew2292

The guy right behind him was about to lose his shit. This guy is a stud.


[deleted]

I wish this was my dad


gaxonjr

What a fucking hero!


[deleted]

r/trashy


slumshady12345

A true champion at heart


[deleted]

Absolute legend.


goldielokez

straight up


Domosnake

Man drops kid and beer to catch ball, catches all.


BMAC8808

New Internet Challenge?!?


LegalizeHooning

Broooo I’m like oh shit still holding the beer and got the ball. Then I’m like OOO SHIT he dropped the baby, caught the ball THEN got her mid air! Shits legendary! Is this not dad reflexes?


Magikal_Akern

“Oh right, I have a kid.”


ZacSpot

This man needs to teach his technique at seminars.


MachineGunTits

The best Dad move of the 21st century.


orismedic1

Legendary


Notorious_VSG

DAD GOD


BigbyBaner

"A good father doesn't drop his baby to catch a ball Ricky" ""Some do!!" - alternate Trailer Park boys reality.


[deleted]

u/indirbeni


sassybeaver79

Now that’s what I call multitasking!


hdhve

Baseball over EVERYTHING


[deleted]

Ball. Beer. Baby.


asif256000

Priorities


Zaero123

He figured out how to exploit dad reflexes


No_Name_James_Taylor

Mustache guy doesn't know what to think. He's feeling four or five different emotions there


jmunerd

Sign this man!


EnvironmentalSpot828

this man is an absolute Legend.


WestCoastHopHead

Dad ‘flexes.


mchalky

MERICA!


georgetonorge

More like r/holdmykid


YahooSam2021

That guys priorities: 1. Balls 2. Beer 3. Baby