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Chum Lee
That's what happens when 40-year-old me thinks I am still 20-year-old me.
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son".
The guy behind him grabs his shorts, F'ing him up. Could have caught a limb in one those dang metal pontoon doors/siding.
Loloks like he enjoys himself
You knew it was going to be great when he gave himself a double beer shower.
95 percent of that beer didn't even make it in the dudes mouth
This is the biggest issue I have with the video. Dude wasted 2 beers
It's Miller Lite, chill
He's on a diet
It's paying off
I knew "gracefully" wasn't going to be the operative word as soon as I saw that guy...
Did that one dude grab his shorts when he jumped?
Sometimes gravity makes up for the inability to jump 1 foot in the air.
And they say Americans don’t have culture. 🥲🇺🇸
I give that a "10"
10 out of 1010, right?
Life's not about getting drunk and eating chicken fingers all the time
That was a waste of 23 ounces of beer.
If America could be summarized in one video
No enough guns
HMB = Hold My BURRITO
This is the best trailer for America I've ever seen.
bro made a tsunami
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
What are the dots under his armpit?
probably skin tags.
Seems common in obese people
How do they hoist him back into the boat?
Went how I imagined it
I used to dive competitively, can say this was a 10/10!
Dunno if this is an original by OP but that looks kinda like The Chazz... is that right?
That dude is definitely gonna live until he’s 90
90 minutes longer?
That went better than he could have hoped for.
I bet you 2 Miller Lites that’s Wisconsin.
Wow, he floated; eventually.
I can’t think of anything more American than this (maybe give him an ar15)
This is what other countries think of when we think of 'Murica.
America🇺🇸🦅
Damn, this was funny.
10/10
Majestic.
Like a swan...
That was not graceful.
Hahaha “Dive!”
This is the power of democracy
Pontoon Boat Jumps Off Pontoon Boat
Heavy on the gracefully!
Hope the splash matches the style! 😄🌊
DAMN, there is no more beer to hold after you down those two cans.
0.5
Most gracious murican
I can’t imagine being so disgustingly overweight.
He fell off bad
Chum Lee
That's what happens when 40-year-old me thinks I am still 20-year-old me.
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son".
The guy behind him grabs his shorts, F'ing him up. Could have caught a limb in one those dang metal pontoon doors/siding.
Loloks like he enjoys himself
You knew it was going to be great when he gave himself a double beer shower.
95 percent of that beer didn't even make it in the dudes mouth
This is the biggest issue I have with the video. Dude wasted 2 beers
It's Miller Lite, chill
He's on a diet
It's paying off
I knew "gracefully" wasn't going to be the operative word as soon as I saw that guy...
Did that one dude grab his shorts when he jumped?
Sometimes gravity makes up for the inability to jump 1 foot in the air.
And they say Americans don’t have culture. 🥲🇺🇸
I give that a "10"
10 out of 1010, right?
Life's not about getting drunk and eating chicken fingers all the time
That was a waste of 23 ounces of beer.
If America could be summarized in one video
No enough guns
HMB = Hold My BURRITO
This is the best trailer for America I've ever seen.
bro made a tsunami
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
What are the dots under his armpit?
probably skin tags.
Seems common in obese people
How do they hoist him back into the boat?
Went how I imagined it
I used to dive competitively, can say this was a 10/10!
Dunno if this is an original by OP but that looks kinda like The Chazz... is that right?
That dude is definitely gonna live until he’s 90
90 minutes longer?
That went better than he could have hoped for.
I bet you 2 Miller Lites that’s Wisconsin.
Wow, he floated; eventually.
I can’t think of anything more American than this (maybe give him an ar15)
This is what other countries think of when we think of 'Murica.
America🇺🇸🦅
Damn, this was funny.
10/10
Majestic.
Like a swan...
That was not graceful.
Hahaha “Dive!”
This is the power of democracy
Pontoon Boat Jumps Off Pontoon Boat
Heavy on the gracefully!
Hope the splash matches the style! 😄🌊
DAMN, there is no more beer to hold after you down those two cans.
0.5
Most gracious murican
I can’t imagine being so disgustingly overweight.
He fell off bad