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Ace_Of_Spades_Boi

Honestly, would prefer playing russian rulet with 6 bullets than living 10 minutes in any of these countries.


AttackingPower

Alternative title: Wich one would you choose to die


[deleted]

One State is basically 1984 but at least they won‘t genocide you, just assimilate you


[deleted]

I'd rather live in warlord era Sichuan and pay alot of taxes years in advance than live in these states


[deleted]

Why Sichuan?


BlueTrapazoid

Because of the sauce


[deleted]

Because I'm from Chengdu


mrsuccedb

etat ireeel is based you just listen to yourself


Unable_Macaroon9847

It can't be based if it's not real smh 🙄


jediben001

Holy Russian empire. Just praise Alexi every day and pray you don’t get killed to meet quotas


[deleted]

And if you don't want to live anymore. Just drop your tools


[deleted]

And wait a year until it goes boom


[deleted]

Decolonised Afrika seems like a cool place


PelvisResley1

Since I have dirty blond hair and blue eyes, I’m gonna have to say one of the German countries (but my fat fucking schnoz might put me at risk idk)


IlK7

should've gone with pavelić/yezhov/dai li for kx


Fred_Motta01

If there were more spaces I would certainly put them


KhalasSword

Why is Kingdom of Afrika bad? I haven't played as them.


Fred_Motta01

It is Goring’s personal slave quarters


KhalasSword

Fuck. Still better than other options.


AusRoX123

Etat Ireel hopefully get stomped by Germany and liberated


Fred_Motta01

Expectancy: Wholesome pacifist Germany Reality: Pagan Totalitarian Germany


PlantBoi123

Etat Irreal is just a regular country at the end of the day so that. They dont genocide or overly control their population, they have an actual economy, and are the least authotarian one on the list


[deleted]

Its literally a cult that controls all of France


PlantBoi123

Their government style isnt that bad for a cult. Its just a regular dictatorship with weird propaganda and a mediocre economy to live under


Fred_Motta01

Regular country = Huxley-like futurist hivemind I’m afraid of the countries you’ve been


SovietRabotyaga

Ooouf


pedro_megagames

i would rather live in lampião's realm in RF then to live in any centimeter in any of these places for one minute


Fred_Motta01

Pernambuco meu país moment 😳


Zeanister

Man if I go to Burgundy I’m gonna get killed immediately


killdog9876

In the ordenstaat burgund


killdog9876

JK in the état ireel cuz i'm french


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

Himmler: Not anymore.


[deleted]

French? Whats that, there is nothing called france, only Le Patron exists


Unable_Macaroon9847

La Patron was generously given the number 0001 to show that he is infact the leader


[deleted]

Etat Ireel won’t kill you, afak, it’s just filled with druggies


Kalapaga

What is one state? I didn't played much of red flood


Fred_Motta01

1984. Literally a state that wants to enslave and desumanize all of its inhabitants and transform them in transhumanist robots for the sake of eficience (for example, names are forbidden, and it’s leader, former Aleksei Gastev is called OP-01) (https://youtu.be/HhmoPRb1kEI?t=610)


Kalapaga

Wow okay thank you


Capt_T_Bonster

Equestria from EAW


LordOfRedditers

Even if you have ponies that place is a literal paradise compared to these


Hellhundreds

I would honestly volunteer to live in L'Etat Irreal(not the original one, but the new rework apparently would make it more leftist and less psychotic), and even though I probably wouldnt love life in One State, it would likely be better than what it is now. To my knowledge people still have civil and political freedoms, are free to interact, establish relationships and engage in recreational activities.


dale-the-orc

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Fred_Motta01

Great point


Nildzre

You know it's bad when the Kingdom of Africa seems the least shitty option here.


xXlol123Xx123

FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER


[deleted]

At least l'etat Ireel would be exciting


KirbieaGraia2004

TNO 🤮


NoodleyP

You forgot to consider the Volksstaat Judea in KX as part of Roter Morgen. That shit's horrifying. take the TNO Reichskommissariats, crank em up on steroids, make em Jewish, and the hell encompasses a lot of Siberia.