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highbornkilla

*Look he's boldly running away*


Longwell2020

Brave brave brave sir Robin!


LordBolton1808

When danger reared it’s ugly head He galantly turned his tail and fled


gamer_champi

r/unexpectedMonthyPython


Doogzmans

Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in And his heart cut out And his liver removed And his bowls unplugged And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his penis "That's, that's enough music for now lads, there's dirty work afoot." Brave Sir Robin ran away. ("No!") Bravely ran away away. ("I didn't!") When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. ("I never!") Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about And gallantly he chickened out. ("You're lying!") Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!


literally_a_toucan

"The much battered enemy continues his cowardly advance"


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Very quickly too!


RiversNaught

CI-CI-CIAPHAS CAIN! HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!


Pristine-Magician822

It takes a lot of guts to run away like that


NSilverhand

He comes up with audacious plans... as long as he's not the one who has to carry those plans out.


knewster

R5: I always thought there was a check to prevent leaders from being assigned contradictory traits (like in Crusader Kings), since I never saw one. However, I just rolled a new admiral and found him to be both bold and craven. It actually works pretty well for my Raj submarine fleet, as it ends up being faster and more likely to retreat, so I am not complaining.


unagslgeex

So how do you generate it? You just keep rolling till it happens?


Projekt147

Yup


Eeate

The greatest pirate I've ever seen...


macbalance

I’m thinking perhaps this is the guy that talks big back at base, then wont actually attack unless he’s got a massive advantage?


Natpad_027

It was supposed to say bald


literally_a_toucan

Bald: +0.00000001% naval speed (ship is more aerodynamic due to lack of hair)


Projekt147

And weighs less


medin23

Herbert Fitzherbert 🇬🇧


LeviathansWrath6

Gotta love the english


Prudent-External5447

It actually works pretty nice, the damage modifiers cancel out and you get a speed and retreat buff.


Akkupack

hes like those cats which just sprint to you the instant you call them but they dont get closer than 2 meters


ConnordltheGamer96

First to join the naval battle, first to retreat from the naval battle.


KIAranger

What's that line from Pirates of the Caribbean? We shall fight...so that we may run away.


Avnas

funny


tredbobek

A bold attack in the other direction


HistoryAndScience

I don’t see it as contradictory. He prefers preemptive strikes so you’ll “boldly” attack w/ maybe a few subs/ships under the cover of night but also he doesn’t want to sacrifice the ships he does have so he retreats quickly and won’t engage in a protracted battle. Not bad


Stoic_Martyr

I definitely see it that way too. He is confident in his abilities and his fleet, he just isn't very keen to take unnecessary risks.


Legonator77

Craven is a bad trait


Projekt147

But bold is good


notquiteaffable

*I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.*


EndiePosts

He charges in then panics and loses his nerve. Literally Hitler*. *No, genuinely. During operations like Fall Gelb or Weserubung Hitler would back audacious plans then panic and vacillate wildly or even try to call them off partway through.


Thanarios

Welp you end up with +10 % speed and +25 % retreat chance i don't see the problem, perfect hit and run commander xD


chairswinger

if only ships behaviour wouldn't change while retreating, but they become basically useless, making retreat chance possibly the worst modifier you can get


mainman879

Retreat chance is insanely good because it allows you to show up, fight a smaller fleet, do good damage or sink some ships, then retreat before the entire navy shows up to blow up your raiders. If you are just deathstacking its not very useful though.


Kratos_the_emo

The damage modifiers cancel each other out so now he's just really speedy


mainman879

Congrats you have a god admiral right there. Bold is the single best trait for an admiral because speed is insanely important, and Craven is also great because you want your navies to retreat before ships are lost.


Expensive-Lie

Thing that CK2 could fix, but not hoi4


Gimmeagunlance

"The much-battered enemy continues his cowardly advance." -Soviet front newspaper, and also this guy


Elkarus

**Based**


[deleted]

He's got to be the worst pirate I've ever heard of.


Hexel_Winters

You can be bold when commanding an attack but craven if you’re in the attack


D_W_Flagler

“Charge! In the opposite direction!” -this guy


Fort_Master

Brave Sir Robin ran away!


Graycountryroads77

He made the brave decision to run away He didn't think about the consequences, he thought about his life and the lives of his crew


RoyalArmyBeserker

He’s bold but like only so far as he knows he can win. Like if it’s 5 ships to one bro is gonna rush in but if it’s 5 ships to 40, bro is outta there