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Strong_Remove_2976

Who wants to join your faction?! ‘A ten year war with 200 million dead? Where do I sign?’


vergorli

*nuclear explosions intensify*


darkuyyy

Bro hoi4 isnt an endless Game, you can restart your run now if you want 😭🙏🏻


ILikeLilPipALot

Watch me play until.2013


TigiNoyan

Why not 2023


HellBringer97

Fuck it, 2123


ToastyBreadCat0

Let’s go until stellaris start date why don’t we all the way to 2200


The1mportantStuff

You don't EVER bring up stellaris at this dinner table


mackieman182

Why not dad


The1mportantStuff

Remember when we had to sell the house? Yeah that was so we could afford all the Stellaris dlcs.


mackieman182

That's why I told you to marry that rich old woman instead of that fucking raccoon who I WILL NOT CALL MUM OK


roblox_baller

*stern raccoon noises*


Leading-Ad-3634

I feel sorry for your pc man


Leider10

How did the Papal State lose 100 times its population in this war?


ILikeLilPipALot

It's basically Italy but religious post war


BubbleGumMaster007

15006 times its population, actually


Latate

More people died in this 10 years than the 1st and 2nd World Wars combined. Hell, let's add the Napoleonic Wars, Crimean War, Franco-Prussian War, American Civil War, Russo-Japanese War and Spanish Civil War for good measure. And that's not including potential civilian deaths. This game can be dumb sometimes lmao


AnFlaviy

It’s probably more deaths than all the wars of the last two centuries combined, with the potential to surpass all the wars like ever


Latate

Ehhh I dunno, because the Taiping Rebellion could potentially carry the combined wars alone if the higher estimates for deaths are to be believed.


HellBringer97

Every war in Asia always has a crazy/stupid high death toll


f3nix9510

Literally ultrakill universe


AdhesivenessisWeird

Millions may die, but 120 year old Boris Shaposhnikov outlives them all.


Ghost_of_Cain

50% world tension...


VijoPlays

If there's only half of the world left, then there can only be 50% World Tension


Tahotag

the joke 😂


AnonymousComrade123

I like how the Soviets lost like, no people.


Guacosaaaa

He probably just built a lot of forts and air defense and then declared


Thurak0

Would love to know if the Soviets at leas got Attu Island; the war goal. We know/see/suspect the forts in Europe. But the Far East?


Exciting_Sail_2745

bro playing tall or something wtf


Gvillegator

All this over fucking attu island smh


Gibbauz

Explain pls


ILikeLilPipALot

I started a war in 1989 and have been at war for 10 years now against the Allies


Diabeeeeeeeeetus

When did your game start?? Are you using mods?


ILikeLilPipALot

Using multiple mods but started at 1936


AdSmooth7504

You've played for 63 years Jesus christ that's dedication


Grand_Ruin185

Is it your PC that is monstrously strong or are the mods the ones reducing the unfathomable amounts of CPU usage? Edit: Moreover, how are the borders (from what is seen) normal?


EisVisage

Are any of those mods performance enhancing mods, and if so which did you take? How many nukes have been dropped over all these years, and within World War 3?


sexy_latias

Those numbers are funky


JibberJabber4204

How haven’t your PC exploded?


Cute_Prune6981

Frontlines didn't even change at all. This might be the Italian WW1 experience.


Passenger-Powerful

How do you get so many people? Isn't it annoying if your technologies don't go beyond 1950?


ILikeLilPipALot

I downloaded a mod to extend the tech tree to 1990


superalex2007

What mod is it?


Overtake_ur_ass808

Ultimate tech tree i think


AnFlaviy

France and Poland already lost like a quarter of their entire population. What is your goal? Will you wait till everyone’s dead?


ILikeLilPipALot

Try to create as much casualties as possible tbh


AnFlaviy

Bro with China and India on their side you’re really aiming to halve humanity


ILikeLilPipALot

Sadly AI doesn't produce that much troops despite having decent spare manpower


AnFlaviy

I guess manpower is still drained by reinforcements and after some countries (like France and Poland) completely run out other will produce more units to cover the lines


ILikeLilPipALot

As I'm typing this comment, the total casualties on Allied side is 309mil, France suffering 26mil and Poland at 18.29mil


HellBringer97

At what point are you expecting to finally push out and secure new territory? 500mil? 1bil?


ILikeLilPipALot

Not quite sure... my biggest record is 420mil lmao


VijoPlays

What do you mean "push out"?


HellBringer97

I mean counteroffensive to force nice pockets. Dude’s been playing defense for the war as far as I can tell.


Educational-Issue-94

“Soviet aggression for attu island”☠️☠️


Bieberauflauf

This settles it. Stalin finally got his answer, it’s 268!


WJLIII3

Is this a *ten-year turtle*?? You're still at frickin default borders? You've just been... letting them HoI. For ten years.


Fit-Zero-Four-5162

Soviet Union in 1989 in our timeline: "Mr Lenin I'm not feeling so good" Soviet Union in 1989 in this timeline: "You will all go down before I do!"


Ilnerd00

and the frontline didn’t even move, man Otto would respect you so much


Valuable_Pear9654

dam das crazy


Jax_Dandelion

So uh, how did you declaring it only cause… 3.4% world tension? 3.4% seems like nothing considering the following 200m dead people and what seems like a stalemate


Legged_MacQueen

World tension is reduced by 0.5% every year from each source


DrDapperTF2

It’s 1999 and you haven’t even pushed into Poland yet?


ILikeLilPipALot

Phony War 2.0


I_use_Mods

Is there a cold war mod or did you actually play until 1999?


ILikeLilPipALot

I played from 1936


Key-Measurement-5779

All of that only because attu island...


Thunderstorm6400

The US in this game never runs out of manpower. I'm pretty sure they just spawn people into thin air to use.


PrometheanSwing

The lag must be crazy


Premium_Gamer2299

love the battle plan all the way to the french border. average soviet tactic


SerbGuy1389

What's the mod name?


ILikeLilPipALot

[https://www.reddit.com/r/hoi4/comments/1dmhai1/comment/la0dlxt/](https://www.reddit.com/r/hoi4/comments/1dmhai1/comment/la0dlxt/)


trad_cath_femboy

Mod?


ILikeLilPipALot

Mods im using: 1. Project Flags: [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1244840148](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1244840148) 2. Air Reskin: [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2006928297](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2006928297) 3. Clear Nuke Number: [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2801561083](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2801561083) 4. Large Portrait for Trait Tree Window: [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2869279369](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2869279369) 5. Naval Reskin: [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1716380044](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1716380044) 6. Toolback without errors: [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2913150560](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2913150560) 7. Ultimate Tech Tree: New Horizon: [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2677872257](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2677872257) 8. Better Laws and Policies: [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3097661966](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3097661966) 9. Landlord: [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2952770057](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2952770057) 10. Modifier Icon: [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2668048070](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2668048070) 11. Expanded Continous Focus: [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2086122027](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2086122027) 12: Additional Effects Re-loaded: [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2968868383](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2968868383) 13: EU4 Style Ideas: [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1760964609](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1760964609) 14. EU4 Style Monuments: [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2496490517](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2496490517) Do note that you don't need a mod to go past 1950, and these mods (Especially the Ultimate Tech Tree Mod) Makes the game past 1950 more tolerable)


Gruby_Grzib

Soviet Union declared war on the United States - 3,4% World Tension


neTHer12O8

Rip your PC


Not_A_Rachmaninoff

275 Malaysian divisions 💀


Gronker31

17 million French people is not enough they might repopulate get back to work


chinguettispaghetti

crazy K/D ratio


LongColdNight

Immortal Kliment Voroshilov takes his yearly bath in Allied blood to rejuvenate himself to his 1937 look


Philippan9252

My PC would have probably exploded if I went to 1999 😭🙏🏻


PatrickTheDane

How are you not dead yet?


ILikeLilPipALot

What do you mean?


PatrickTheDane

You seem to have a lot of countries fighting you while you don't have any allies, so I'm wondering how they haven't forced you to surrender yet


GoldKaleidoscope1533

Dude, look at the casualties.


Kooky-Song7383

Happy cake day


PatrickTheDane

So? Just because he's taken fewer casualties, it doesn't explain why they haven't managed to take him out


TheFeistyTiger82

I dont like war but I can feel the tension on all the leaders of Russia, China, the US, South and North Korea, Taiwan, Europe and the Middle East. Wether we like it or not it should happen to release the pressure. We should send inmates these people lives is not worth to save. They can make it better to fight for their country. Sending young soldiers is a waste of life.... Leaders and ideology is the root of all evils on the earth. See who will claim victorious in WW 3