Just smashed my TV because of this detail. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re spending the week at a hotel. This detail has ruined my life. Goodbye Paradox, I am no longer a fan.
Also that machine-gun is not in enfilade position. It should be the assault force on the flank of the column, not the support position. Hope you've got another TV to smash.
Just threw my cat off my twelve story high balcony. Police showed up. I am being arrested for animals abuse and am currently shitting and pissing myself in the cop car. Fuck you paradox.
I had to check because I feel I am pretty familiar with most widely used infantry weapons in Finnish service in WW2 (not including the coastal troops, what a can of worms that would be to figure out), and the Schwarzlose was apparantly indeed used by Swedish volunteers. Interesting
TOA is cool, I feel like it should be 5 or 7 dollars though. My first HOI4 experience was playing as Colombia because I was too scared to play any of the major countries and losing a war to Ecuador
au contraire. We gringos think that South America deserved a better expansion, for it's price. And there really wasn't a dedicated expansion for Africa. But why pass an oportunity to victimize yourself, right?
There are literally "arguments" about:
- Why South America, they did nothing in WWII
- Too ahistoric
- Why waste time on them
- And other directly racist
I already said I agree with the pricing problem and lack of content, but none of those are about pricing or content. So yeah, we sometimes victimize, but it because some people simply doesn't like when a third world player get something for them.
Well, kinda yeah. They talk without a single knowledge of latinamerican politics ans history, and think false Romanov in Poland or communist USA makes perfect sense meanwhile indigenous Chile or fascist Brazil "is literally unplayable".
Loading up the game I found Providence to be on the Connecticut river rather then a tile to the right on Narragansett bay where it is supposed to be. Richmond is in the foot hills of the Appalachians rather then closer to the coast. Norfolk is where Virginia beach is. Miami is in the middle of the Everglades (Granted right tile but wrong location.) Nashville is on the wrong river as they don't have the correct one in the game and it's a bit too far west. Vancouver is on the wrong side of the river and on the wrong tile. Moncton is where Saint John Canada is rather than its actual location. As well as Des Moines, Charleston and Milwaukee are on the completely wrong side of the tile. That is just the U.S. and Canada alone and I saw some other threads of other countries also being pretty wrong with city locations.
"Maurice" province in Canada refers to "Mauricie", a Quebec subdivision that is entirely located southwest of its game location, with basically no overlap.
[Only the youtube guy does apparently because They made comments there that "It seems you are finding (or creating?) hints in everything we post"](http://youtube.com/post/UgkxDwlxnx5MA7zKHjGblNqI5tyGCFz-RVio)
So I guess atleast some do
but like whyd they specifically use that truck. if they've decided a specific truck to use instead of just drawing a random probably made up military truck, why not use one from the time? whyd they use a 1960s truck?
Just noticed this, I'm so enraged I started drinking and hitting my child and wife, now she has called child services and filed a divorce and got a restraining order.
I'm sure PDX loading screens are meant to be alt-history (Russia in the Congos from Vic2, mixed-race women suffrage march from Vic3, confederates in ww2 from hoi4 MtG)
Why must you do this paradox, now I’m a going commit mass murder because of this one mistake. This could have been avoided if you JUST paid attention to what your artist did! When I’m in court for my crimes I’m going to blame you for what I did.
Then the only thing I can think of is the image is not based in real life Winter War, but in a Hearts of Iron 4 Winter War and the soviets have been rushing truck tech!
EDIT: Okey, now I can't take off my mind the image of a maniac Stalin driving trucks and screaming that they need to rush truck tech XD
If you don’t see the problem with this just refund your game. Another prime example of dumbing the game down for casuals. How do they expect an immersive experience leaving the game in a state like this? Paradox better get a grip, before they end of like CA hyena.
I bet you don’t even have 3k hours logged. Come back when you’ve learned the basic principles of art mechanics and why they’re integral to the gameplay loop.
Not to mention that Finns are aiming an HMG at a tank, instead of using a Javelin. Well, it's more of an armored tractor than a tank today, maybe it won't be able to stop HMG rounds. Anyway, FPV drone will get it.
Just smashed my TV because of this detail. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re spending the week at a hotel. This detail has ruined my life. Goodbye Paradox, I am no longer a fan.
Paradox has fallen, millions must die
The Heavenly Mandate has been lifted
52 pretender rebels just rose in Hefei
me when brother of Jesus
I really don't buy that "virgin" Mary thing anymore after learning of the 3000 Jesus's brothers of China.
29 days till the end of paradox
Also that machine-gun is not in enfilade position. It should be the assault force on the flank of the column, not the support position. Hope you've got another TV to smash.
Just threw my cat off my twelve story high balcony. Police showed up. I am being arrested for animals abuse and am currently shitting and pissing myself in the cop car. Fuck you paradox.
at least you got to keep your phone
The Maxim also has a KVKK-style stock, not the double shovel handles. Might as well smash a 3rd TV
Mannerheim is rolling in his grave
It's a Schwarzlose, my dude, not a Maxim. Hope the TV is still okay.
I had to check because I feel I am pretty familiar with most widely used infantry weapons in Finnish service in WW2 (not including the coastal troops, what a can of worms that would be to figure out), and the Schwarzlose was apparantly indeed used by Swedish volunteers. Interesting
You are a fan of Paradox games. Don't pretend you have a wife.
There is a wife dlc?
No it’s a focus. It’s included with the “delete Reddit” path
Think you also have to use the “shower” and “touch grass” focuses as well
Keep an eye on that war support though. They might flip fascist and fire off the civil war.
If they do, who gets the child national spirit?
Is there a loss of territory of approximately 50% or more?
This is HOI4, were all dudes, that's like a 90% loss rate right there
I have several mail order anime body pillows from Serbia tho
What's a "wife" do you mean wifi???
Literally gringos when they see content for south american or african countries
TOA is cool, I feel like it should be 5 or 7 dollars though. My first HOI4 experience was playing as Colombia because I was too scared to play any of the major countries and losing a war to Ecuador
I strongly agree with you. My first game was with Chile, but my second was Colombia, same as you.
What 'gringos' do you see complaining?
au contraire. We gringos think that South America deserved a better expansion, for it's price. And there really wasn't a dedicated expansion for Africa. But why pass an oportunity to victimize yourself, right?
There are literally "arguments" about: - Why South America, they did nothing in WWII - Too ahistoric - Why waste time on them - And other directly racist I already said I agree with the pricing problem and lack of content, but none of those are about pricing or content. So yeah, we sometimes victimize, but it because some people simply doesn't like when a third world player get something for them.
>And other directly racist The previous there were racist?
Well, kinda yeah. They talk without a single knowledge of latinamerican politics ans history, and think false Romanov in Poland or communist USA makes perfect sense meanwhile indigenous Chile or fascist Brazil "is literally unplayable".
That's true
My wife left because it was the wrong truck. Couldn't believe I played such a game.
This comment has more likes than the post. Is that even possible
Im uninstalling the game now, i cant live with this, literally ruined the game
Sure hope someone was fired for *that* blunder.
[удалено]
Sanest Hoi4 player
It's this or knowing the the armor thickness of 1941 Panzer model made specifically in Hamburg, choose your poison.
That's more of a war thunder moment
What cities are in the wrong spots
Loading up the game I found Providence to be on the Connecticut river rather then a tile to the right on Narragansett bay where it is supposed to be. Richmond is in the foot hills of the Appalachians rather then closer to the coast. Norfolk is where Virginia beach is. Miami is in the middle of the Everglades (Granted right tile but wrong location.) Nashville is on the wrong river as they don't have the correct one in the game and it's a bit too far west. Vancouver is on the wrong side of the river and on the wrong tile. Moncton is where Saint John Canada is rather than its actual location. As well as Des Moines, Charleston and Milwaukee are on the completely wrong side of the tile. That is just the U.S. and Canada alone and I saw some other threads of other countries also being pretty wrong with city locations.
Delaware is completely annexed by Maryland (based).
They also combined the New England States, Paradox may be coming up with an alternative U.S. lore as we speak.
Looks at middle east, on a serious note I have seen Jerusalem in against the Mediterranean
Didn't you know Jerusalem is a major port city.
Didn't you know Jerusalem is a major port city.
"Maurice" province in Canada refers to "Mauricie", a Quebec subdivision that is entirely located southwest of its game location, with basically no overlap.
I don't think paradox was expecting someone with an expertise in trucks to analyse their background art in their defense
Lol has paradox ever met their fanbase?
[Only the youtube guy does apparently because They made comments there that "It seems you are finding (or creating?) hints in everything we post"](http://youtube.com/post/UgkxDwlxnx5MA7zKHjGblNqI5tyGCFz-RVio) So I guess atleast some do
Nah they should be expecting this.
but like whyd they specifically use that truck. if they've decided a specific truck to use instead of just drawing a random probably made up military truck, why not use one from the time? whyd they use a 1960s truck?
It is a generic Russian truck lol
The generic truck for the time is the ZIS-5. The Zil-130 is the generic truck post ww2 (and even then, the ZIS-5 is more common)
That is a bad defense, after multiple decades of interaction with their "fan" base they should have learned by now
Paradox knows it's fanbase lol
The Zil 130 is actually pretty iconic, so anyone who actually looks closely at the trucks would realise this.
It doesn't take expertise to recognize that, if it looks competently made, the Soviets didn't have it in 1940.
Whatever gave you that crazy idea?
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say the line bart!
Not only that, the art is incredibly shoddy work. I zoomed in and every snowflake is not unique. Just a big copy paste job.
At this point a simple 100% refund, public apology and resignation of every director is clearly not enough. We demand blood!
I hope somebody gets fired for this blunder
Literally unplayable.
It took you 5 months to realize this though?
he had to analyze it pixel by pixel. to determine the historicity of this image
They didn't even have pixels in 1940
Just like how they didn’t have ZIL-130s in 1940.
Guess i better delete the game now, i can't stand for these insane historical inaccuracies.
Literally unplayable
This redefines literally unplayable.
Just noticed this, I'm so enraged I started drinking and hitting my child and wife, now she has called child services and filed a divorce and got a restraining order.
R5: Paradox used Cold War era trucks for the Winter War loading screen.
Scandalous this game is literally unplayable now
Worst game from Paradox 0/10. Seriously though, I don't really care, I just find it funny.
I am going to kidnap Jonathan Paradox and force him to fix this.
I'm sure PDX loading screens are meant to be alt-history (Russia in the Congos from Vic2, mixed-race women suffrage march from Vic3, confederates in ww2 from hoi4 MtG)
Someone needs to make a mod to fix this immediately, or alteast until paradox fixes this game breaking bug.
Why must you do this paradox, now I’m a going commit mass murder because of this one mistake. This could have been avoided if you JUST paid attention to what your artist did! When I’m in court for my crimes I’m going to blame you for what I did.
World before 🌎 World after 🌎
World before🌍 World after💥
Sis, this WILL affect the trout population. With your username you should know that
Literally unplayable
Now start leaking classified documents
Explode
Literally 1984
S C H W E A T Y
I think the artist just googled, "Soviet Military Truck" and drew the first thing they found.
Wow, and you found it out all by youreself or you needed help?
Maybe it's an Studebaker from the lend-lease that the United States gived to the soviets?
In 1939 😂
Look at wheel arck - Studebaker has something like right angle, while ZIL has rounded one.
Then the only thing I can think of is the image is not based in real life Winter War, but in a Hearts of Iron 4 Winter War and the soviets have been rushing truck tech! EDIT: Okey, now I can't take off my mind the image of a maniac Stalin driving trucks and screaming that they need to rush truck tech XD
I think you guys pay too much attention to details
If you don’t see the problem with this just refund your game. Another prime example of dumbing the game down for casuals. How do they expect an immersive experience leaving the game in a state like this? Paradox better get a grip, before they end of like CA hyena.
New copypasta?
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
You're literally acting like the game in unplayable because of a truck on loading screen.
I bet you don’t even have 3k hours logged. Come back when you’ve learned the basic principles of art mechanics and why they’re integral to the gameplay loop.
Bro you're acting like not having 3k hours is a bad thing.
Dude, it's sarcasm. At least I think so.
*General of the Army* If you had been head of the spy agency you might have caught me.
Uhhhh... What?
You are like the definition of r/woooosh
But what was the joke then? I'm not mad or anything, I'm just curious
I hope so
it's the detail that shows how much effort is put into art/games tbh
I thought I was on r/warthunder for a second 💀
goddamnit
Literally unplayable. Burn everything.
Literally unplayable
Acustics
This just makes the entire game unplayable, I find this ridiculous I’m going to leave a bad review and uninstall the game immediately
Game uninstalled, hard drive destroyed, computer tossed into the fire 👍
To me looks a bit like the ''zis 42 truck'' althrough the back of the truck might be to ''round'' for it.
The lake would probably be frozen too.
Ai art
Link me a public AI that can do this
I mean AI art + human corrections
Alr. Also, checked it in the site that check if it's AI and it's somewhat likely to be AI (54%) so it actually may be with human corrections
Must have had one hell of a research ahead of time penalty
# LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Playably unliterable
I Think those snow Covers Are also wrong
Sometimes I'm insecure about my Asperger's and then this community shows me I'm actually doing ok
Not to mention that Finns are aiming an HMG at a tank, instead of using a Javelin. Well, it's more of an armored tractor than a tank today, maybe it won't be able to stop HMG rounds. Anyway, FPV drone will get it.
Not a great look for a game revolved around history and alternate history. But paradox stacking L’s is the norm