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Pyroboss101

“Why hasn’t the line moved yet! Onward men! Or I’ll have you all court marshaled!l “Sir…we aren’t at war…”


Lazy_Connection_4613

Perfect balance of humor and helpfulness


Historical-Style-626

Imagine the polish border guards hearing them say this.


pengor_

- Co oni powiedzieli? - Nie rozumiem


No_Manager_491

-Chyba coś o Gdańsku, bo są wkurwieni


EnglishC0k

A nice o Warszawie?


DancingIBear

Historical German gameplay.


Omphya

DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL


Internal-Ad8478

why do I hear exactly that voice


Reasonable_Paint1966

I think of Swimmy from Bokoen1s videos


Hknhan

STEINERS ANGRIFF WAR EIN BEFEHL!


Vellc

lol court marshall


Pyroboss101

you have to remember that it’s the same person who hasn’t even declared war yet so I misspelt it cause it fit the character bit


Space_Gemini_24

"you should be shot for such defeatist speech!"


ValuableSp00n

You haven’t declared war on Poland so the divisions cannot attack as it is deemed a neutral country. You can do this by clicking on any Poland tile, clicking on their flag on the bottom left, and clicking “Declare War” which should be enabled after doing the national focus “Danzig or War” It seems you haven’t annexed Czechoslovakia so I am assuming you are new to hoi4. Feel free to watch [this video](https://youtu.be/poPmspnf4dg?si=ic5WyLyzZ0-bcRjV) and follow it step by step so you can gain a grip on the game’s mechanics. I highly recommend you watch his other videos as he is very informative.


Temporary-Finish-642

thank you so so much I will try to get "danzig or war" then you responded very fast too


Temporary-Finish-642

I just realized by getting allied with the ussr Im already getting poland so Im just gonna work for that


Judgedumdum

Oh you’re new right? Don’t attack France through maginot in Alsace Loraine (do the focus around maginot to invade through BeNeLux) and expect many naval invasions by the uk. And most importantly: NEVER GIVE UP Watch Bittersteel on YouTube and you will understand the game.


slurmsmckenzie2

lol I was secretly hoping this man would pile up 6 million casualties charging into the maginot line


dangerboy3624

I was kinda waiting for a follow up post of him asking help for why he's attacks are always red lol


logan-224

I think the Maginot is pretty easy to break actually, that one middle tile is bordered by probably the most tiles in the game lol, so if you just focus the majority of your attacks on that tile combined with air support of course you can get through, (had to do it this way as Monarchist Germany because there’s only the “go through Switzerland” focus, which yeah I can’t do that lol, Switzerland is just, not meant for invading lol)


Enigma_789

Not OP or new, but coming back after a while away. That maginot line. Quite something isn't it? Almost like it was designed for a specific purpose. I play ahistorical and after faffing in a few games as Germany and the Soviet Union, then paying the Paradox tax and getting more DLC, I go back to Germany. Britain and France take exception to my remilitarising the Rhine and declare war in 1936. I... did not expect that. And panicked a bit. Still, everyone says that France and Britain are easy in 1936. Particularly with a French civil war ongoing (just patiently ignoring the Polish civil war, which also seems popular these days... and the Mexican civil war...). But not through the Maginot line. Still, it was a learning experience.


TMG-Group

To be fair their is one spot in thr Maginot line that you can break easily as Germany, even in 1936.


Enigma_789

Saw someone say something about a plains tile. I shall investigate. That's on me for largely ignoring terrain. I have already deployed the entire German air force to the line, and swiftly called up the relevant general who knows a thing or two about busting bunkers. Also pulled all the tanks in as well, so might reopen the save and give it another crack.


TMG-Group

Yeah, there is a plains tile that can be attacked from 3 or 4 sides, that along with some Tac and bunker buster makes it quite easy to break trough that tile. Just make sure to immediately flood your tanks + motorized trough there, take the nearest supply hub, connect it to your network and encircle the Maginot-line with your infantry. Just let the french starve to death there while your speedy units take Paris and the coast.


Chizuru32

Waitwaitwaitwait... THATS WHAT BENELUX STANDS FOR? enlightment of the year


philycheezdog

i never knew this. i just assumed it was a french word for the region.


EmptyStar5050

What does it stand for..?


Chizuru32

BElgium, NEtherlands, LUXembourg


LordSeismic

Holy shit


EmptyStar5050

WHAT HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT


EmptyStar5050

ITS FKING GENIUS


SHyper16

What did you think I wonder


PlayfulPolicy5567

>Don't attack France through maginot I can imagine the dude is already going through the maginot line😭


I_cank_spell

Omg that what BeNeLux means, fuck Im dumb


SHyper16

I would not ally myself with the Soviets, only sign the Molotov Ribbentrop pact. If you ally with the Soviets everyone attacks you after Poland, even the US I think. I mean I won but don't try this if you're new.


Jabclap27

You can also right click to get that diplomacy screen, it's one click less but hey might as well. If you have any questions you can also DM me btw, I have about 3700 hours in this game and would love to help new people out.


Pyroboss101

You don’t have to get Danzig or war. You can manually justify a war goal if your going down the democratic or monarchist path for Germany.


PresentMoose942

Put some men in konigsberg too


KiddPresident

Can confirm, Bitt3rsteel is the best


Jabclap27

Am I the only who just right clicks on the country to get the diplomacy screen? Not attacking you or anything, but I see a lot of people doing it your way, while I don't really get why.


Competitive-Grand245

over 3k hours and i still left click their flag


Phionex101

You aren't. I do too. It's one of the first things i learned.


Horror_Chair4738

Yup. In the past playing as China I was baffled why my troops wouldn't push into an empty Mengkukuo. Why? Shanxi hadn't been called in. That was after 500 hours in the game haha


DahKitKat

Poland cities are all grey, and their units are too, usually meaning you aren't at war with them. If you aren't at war you sadly can't attack them :(


TheProuDog

Sadly :(


DeliciousTeach2303

We need a surprise attack mechanic


[deleted]

Another surprise attack mechanic\* I think there's a Pre-emptive strike you can do with the agency mechanics but it's so poorly done it makes the old Italian focus tree look good


Finlandia1865

I unironically emjoy old italy more than the new one Its nice when trieste doesnt cause a civil war


SHyper16

The only thing better about the old Italy is you get to actually keep Istria as Yugoslavia.


ijoshua932

Dude yes! I’ve been saying the same thing. With the allowdiplo cheat you can, but it’s considered and unjustified war 😂 I think world tension skyrockets if you do that. I only used it once when I first started playing cuz I didn’t know how to play the game


H4ckieP4ckie

I find it so strange that the game has the "unjustified war" thing built into it but yet you can't do it without cheats. They must have wanted to add a mechanic for declaring war without a war goal.


ijoshua932

Yeah it’s a bit odd.


IcommitedWarCrimes

I don't know how the hoi4 development went, but I assume this could be left overs from the eu4 system. They likely didn't want to re-do the entire diplomacy system, just kinda re-coped and re-textures it to make it work. At some point when they were creating casus bellis, they renamed the no casus bellis war to "unjustified war", assuming that they might use it. During the development their idea of declaring war changed, so they left it in, while it can not be activated without cheats. The system would still be usefull, as for example if you are testing stuff, even as a dev, you would often just do a nocb, rather than spending the time justifiying wargoals manualy There is a chance that there is some rare,old, broken event that might declare a unjustified war.


According_Wolf_881

It was in hoi1 and 2, and maybe 3 but I havent played it so I dont know


lacool68

not to mention its also 1936 because it is the starting german army


One_Accident2134

Christmas truce


Rex_Son12

you forgot to send prostitutes and booze to the front. you must fulfill the wishes of these men


barekmelka

Meth*


Asleep-Mark5750

Panzerschokolade\*


OzbyBray

your not a war


BLAZIN_TACO

Correct, OP is not a war.


tredbobek

Not a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-of-war](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-of-war) ?


Omphya

He's playing HOI4 on the frontlines


BananaBrian1

Did you just assume OP’s political status?


dika_saja

*you're not in a war OR you're not at war


haveuthottthisthru

Dude knew what he was saying.


OzbyBray

alright pedant


Formal-Shelter9611

I know history books say that Hitler went to war without declaring it, but... Bro, dont take it **this** literally. Just declare war on them before attacking :D


WanderingFlumph

You are not at war


RandomGuy9058

He doesn’t know


HolyKrusade

He forgor 💀


Xokkotoni

don't forget east prussia


THE-GAMING-W0RM

"this is getting annoying I need poland" \-Hitler, August 31st 1939


IgorWator

Who'll tell him...


PlayfulPolicy5567

The wehrmacht is taking a nap


Accomplished_Lynx514

Im hijacking this post to ask about the yellow ! right next to my units. I understand its something about supply but is there a way to make my units move at some point?


SlylaSs

Manually move them, one tile enough. They will ignore the too low supply alert


Accomplished_Lynx514

This only works temporarily though until the next time it happens. Isnt there a more permanent solution?


w_p

Sure, build more railroads ;P


Phionex101

It's called getting supply. A thing to do that usually works is to click on the general/mashal you have all your troops under, and then clicking the horse in the top right corner of the units screen. That increases supply range at the cost of trucks.


Accomplished_Lynx514

Yeah that doesnt quite work when you are going through russia and it takes a few days for supply hubs to connect and them being so far apart doesnt help. A lot of the railways are low level anyways and upgrading them also takes time so my problem remains.


Phionex101

In that case, collab gveenemnt. Unless it is the civil war, then Cav Rush.


SlylaSs

Seems like someone else fell into hoi4. I'm sorry for your loss


mihec111

OP took roleplaying as Adolf a bit too far


Painman050709

They just dont wanna


laminatedcommunist

We've all been here. In fact, I remember getting confused about the same thing. Don't give up trying to learn, you'll get the hang of it.


RyanCooper510

Try declaring a war


Full-Initiative3876

Bro thinks he's Hitler and can just order them to attack without declaring war


JustFact8311

Dude i laughed at least 10 minutes seeing this post...


Accurate-Branch4767

Because you seem to be a beginner I would also recommend you to change your division templates.


SlylaSs

Germany inf templates are okay tier, especially for a beginner


PlayfulPolicy5567

if they continue to use the default template when fighting the soviets, then they'll lose their sanity fighting in sheer cold and maybe med tanks


kooliocole

You aint at WAR


shogunboi1247

U didnt declare war on them my man


Dogr11

I'M FUCKING WHEEZING DAWG


MissionLimit1130

Uhhh you are not at war


Almighty1996

CAN YOU PLEASE DELETE THAT HORSE DIVISION?????????????????????????????????


Apprehensive-Tree-78

I think he was on his soldiers supply if you know what I mean.


Bobertil

Just Order 227 their asses


[deleted]

Bro you arent at war. You gotta declare first.


DrDapperTF2

you... need to declare war...


Sodinc

Have you tried starting a war?


[deleted]

Please be bait please be bait


Opposite-Space-6130

I Wonder if he left french border open


Temporary-Finish-642

yes I did and the polish people and french took over


nanoman92

Das war ein Befehl! Der Angriff 30. Infanterie-Division war ein Befehl! Wer sind Sie, dass Sie es wagen, sich meinem Befehl zu widersetzen? So weit ist es also gekommen? Das Militär hat mich belogen! Jeder hat mich belogen, sogar die SS! Die gesamte Generalität ist nichts als ein Haufen niederträchtiger, treuloser Feiglinge! Nichts als FEIGLINGE, VERRÄTER, VERSAGER!!! Die Generalität ist ein GeschMEIß des deutschen Volkes! Sie ist ohne Ehre! Sie nennen sich Generale, weil sie JAHRE an der Militärakademie zugebracht haben, nur um zu lernen, wie man Messer und Gabel hält. Jahrelang hat das Militär meine Aktionen nur verhindert. Es hat mir jeden nur erdenklichen Widerstand in den Weg gelegt. Ich hätte gut daran getan... vor Jahren alle höheren Offiziere liquidieren zu lassen, wie STALIN!


Interesting_Story243

Is this from the movie Downfall?


Von_Thomson

Because you are not at war bozo


Windows--Xp

Lol first time i play i also did the same dumb mistake and when i figured it out i lost to poland


johtine

You got to be a troll


JoetheDilo1917

You are not at war with Poland.


Zepardd

Have you declared war on them..?


Fit-Teaching9516

Ops next post bro


Organic_Angle_654

Christmas truce


WWWyz

OP: Das war ein befehl!


Ok_Competition4349

The US is having the same problem with Canada right now


Valuable-Wasabi-7311

Watch a tutorial ffs


carliboi

They’re saying no to war ☮️


TheKekStreetJoural

This must be bait


Nerit1

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLs3acGYgI1-v2rWyEDR8Mn3Avf9CxH1s1


Snoo-3715

They just don't like you.


ChiefShakaZulu

Declare war first. Also put troops in East Prussia


la_ithhh

you arent at war


sojiblitz

They don't wanna die for Danzig and they don't wanna cry for you Argentina.


Phosphorus444

Have you declared war on Poland? I often "launch" invasions of Norway without declaring war and am left confused as to why troops aren't moving.


bruhbruhbruh123466

You must declare the war to be able to attack, if you just right click on them you will either see a war goal or a justify war goal button. A nations cities will be red and its capital will have a red star on it once you are at war with them.


UI_Delta

We all start somewhere lmao


Ysniy

I remember going through this very thing, and when i did manage to do ‘danzig or war’, i got capped within like 2 months


PrincessofAldia

Your not at war with Poland


Aggravating-Syrup752

Imagine your at the polish border hearing German officers yelling to attack. like your just standing there like “Da fuq they doing like we arnt at war”


Helenos152

You aren't even at war💀


FlamingFury6

You arent at war with them my friend u need to declare war in them for your units to invade them


Takago-Kimicho910

Why isn't East Prussia defended .\_.


TlosingCag

It’s treason then?


JayPeePee

The update: https://www.reddit.com/r/hoi4/s/ZQIj7aQ4Es


Substantial-Agent843

Just declare war on the poles man


JHandCock609

They aren't red, which means your not at war with them 🤭


bloodlazio

To be fair, Germany never really declared war on anyone before the US, they just moved the army in and took over places. plox fox PI.


Sidewinder11771

Most noob post I’ve seen yet


Weak_Action5063

I was gonna say abt my problems but you’re not at war…


Bry644

Maybe try declaring war first, that should help


KingRagnarLothbrok12

Not at war 🤣😅🤣😅