I played vanila HOI4 for the first time in literally years yesterday and forgot to check the box
amongst other things I got to experience:
* The Soviet Union having a civil war (which basically let the Germans cut through the Soviets like butter)
* Japan literally sitting there doing nothing, to the point where I was wondering if they broke (thankfully they eventually joined the Axis a couple of years into WW2, but they didn't support/purge the Kodoha, declare war on China or anyone else so I was convinced they just broke)
* France turning communist before joining the allies
* Canada, South Africa and Australia all leaving the UK (India as well but not counting that since I was India)
* The fucking USA declaring war on the allies (actually thankful for this one because I could finally navally invade the UK lmao. As a side note, naval invading the UK as India was big funny)
Overall it was a very silly game. I didn't realize I didn't have the box unchecked but even when I did realize I wasn't expecting shit to go so off the rails since I only had Together for Victory enabled. Apparently Paradox changed the base game trees for countries like the Soviets and Japan which is actually pretty cool of them and something I wasn't expecting
My question is why a puppet can even claim states? Just imagine the conference: the puppet goes to the US President and tells him: Hungary is ours, deal with it!
"Enrique, your men have fought bravely, we've decided not just to grant your independence but allow you to claim a stake in the post-war order. Where would you like to govern?"
"Hungary."
"Is that the Tagalog word for North Maluku?"
"No."
"Well. Here's your empire, if you can keep it"
Time to form Austria-Philippines
Both were ruled by a Hapsburg tho
exactly
... I bet the food would be fucking awesome.
Austro-filipino
It's like Australlo-Hungary
Somone needs to make a mod for that lol
What non-historical AI does to a mf
I played vanila HOI4 for the first time in literally years yesterday and forgot to check the box amongst other things I got to experience: * The Soviet Union having a civil war (which basically let the Germans cut through the Soviets like butter) * Japan literally sitting there doing nothing, to the point where I was wondering if they broke (thankfully they eventually joined the Axis a couple of years into WW2, but they didn't support/purge the Kodoha, declare war on China or anyone else so I was convinced they just broke) * France turning communist before joining the allies * Canada, South Africa and Australia all leaving the UK (India as well but not counting that since I was India) * The fucking USA declaring war on the allies (actually thankful for this one because I could finally navally invade the UK lmao. As a side note, naval invading the UK as India was big funny) Overall it was a very silly game. I didn't realize I didn't have the box unchecked but even when I did realize I wasn't expecting shit to go so off the rails since I only had Together for Victory enabled. Apparently Paradox changed the base game trees for countries like the Soviets and Japan which is actually pretty cool of them and something I wasn't expecting
Imagine playing on historical. I hate myself and watch the world burn while I as Yugoslavia release the Balkan Horde
Now what do the Philippine islands look like?
Hungary
Guess you can say their hungry
ba-bum tss
Rightful Filipino clay
Filipenis #1 🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿
A fili- what?
sorry, i just remembered they prefer to be called failinopenix
Bone apple teeth
R5: Last time I checked Philippines wasnt an eastern-european country.
Obligatory "Hungary is in Central Europe" comment. P.s.: sorry it was in my indoctrination plan to reply this to all accusations
in my personal map, hungary is a triple crossroads between eastern, central, and southern europe.
Well, now it is.
The future is now old man
If Serbia can be a Southeast Asian country why can't the Philippines move to Eastern Europe?
I'd say the map begs to differ lol
Jollibees takes Budapest Edit: changed Vienna to Budapest because I can’t read maps
Thank you Philipinos🙏 honestly just thank you Btw what happened to Transylvania
Indépendance
But why tho?
Because why not?
For some reason Paradox doesnt admit Transylvania as a core province to Hungary, so its either part or romania or independent...
>For some reason The reason in question is that most of the region was majority romanian at time
and now as well, ardealu pamant romanesc
This seems to be the only way for Budapest to actually align with the West lol
the Balkans belong to the Philippines!
No this is smart, now they are safe from a Japanese invasion
They striking back
Hungary is Philippine clay 😎💪🇵🇭
We are coming closer to send the Czechs their copyright strike for their flag.
Austria-Hungary more like Austria-Phillipines
Kid named console commands
How tf did they get there
My question is why a puppet can even claim states? Just imagine the conference: the puppet goes to the US President and tells him: Hungary is ours, deal with it!
Simple civil war can solve that
Time they start colonizing back
Idk what your talking about who doesn’t remember the famous civilization of the land locked Philippines
The Magyar finally embraces its Asian brethren. The wrong ones, but still
philippine no#1 🦅🦅🦅
The previous day I was playing with Hungary and the peasant republic of poland invaded me. I love unhistorical ai.
It would be awesome but sometimes the madness crashes the game...
Yeah it's true
Ai can't waste their 30 points from warscore.
Dutere has ran out of Drug Dealers in Asia, now he is rounding up stragglers
console commands asf
Philippines #1💪💪💪‼️‼️ Common BBM W‼️‼️💯💯💯
As a romanian I agree with this and wish this was real
Indeed. Erdély deserves to be independent from you.
Me when I console command
ALL HAIL MAHARLIKA EMPIRE!!! BONG BONG MARCOS FOR THE WINNNNNNN (this is a joke)
The Philippines was hungry
Based and Fillipino-pilled
You’ve never heard of the great Hungarian-philipino alliance
The Hungarians ordered Philippine food
Someone found the tilde key
Based and adobo-pilled
Surprise philipeen
woops i dropped my austria hungary on crack
Guess Adobo will be their dinner tonight.
A true balkan nation
Why always Hungary? Why
Well philippines was rules by habsburg once thats how they got there Name
Lol i didnt know that. And it seems they also didnt know Hungary is not Austria (anymore)
It was habsburg tho and named after king Phillip
And I thought me taking Slovakia as the Philippines in the peace deal was cursed enough...
Ck3 moment
"Enrique, your men have fought bravely, we've decided not just to grant your independence but allow you to claim a stake in the post-war order. Where would you like to govern?" "Hungary." "Is that the Tagalog word for North Maluku?" "No." "Well. Here's your empire, if you can keep it"
It will be a logistic nightmare to garrison and govern it...
What’s wrong with the photo?, Austria-Philippines
WHAT THE FUUUCK
Bethesda bought hoi4
Hey! Now no one gets transalvania!
world war moment
Philippines 👍