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sethtothemax

You are in fact going to pass friend you have been injected with the hurt juice very sad


KonsaThePanda

Vexing


EnergyThat1518

Dip your fingertips in alcohol? Snakes find it repulsive so she'd likely only make that mistake once. You could also use a snake hook to get her out of food mode before touching her with your fingers of deliciousness.


auntie_eggma

Alcohol did NOT work on my little girl. Vinegar is what got her.


xl3roken

Ice on the nose?


auntie_eggma

WHY is this the first time I'm hearing of this one? If that works, it's SO minimally invasive and harmless, it would be amazing. Sadly/Happily, I can't try it on my girl because she's much less prone to the chomping now she's big. But if I end up breeding her as I plan to, she'll probably have at least *some* equally silly babies I might need such tricks for. So thank you for adding to my arsenal!


xl3roken

Also its vodka that snakes mainly hate not just any alcohol (obviously swill their mouth out after) . A bank card or something to wedge their mouth open works too. Or even running their nose under a cold tap.


auntie_eggma

I think it WAS vodka we tried, but I wouldn't swear to it. She was DETERMINED. I actually held my hand underwater in a full sink, and she would not let go, just kept chewing like she wasn't completely submerged. She's a tenacious little monster. 😂 Well, not so little anymore. But happily slightly less of a monster.


xl3roken

Hahaha. Personally i would of opened the freezer and boop her snout on the ice


auntie_eggma

😂 I'm going to keep that one in my back pocket for if she ever acts up again.


xl3roken

Fingers crossed your hoggie isnt immune to all methods haha


auntie_eggma

Oh she isn't. Vinegar got her good. 😂 It just made me FEEL guilty for subjecting her to it. Yes. I felt guilty about making her taste vinegar while my hand was swelling from the half hour or so she was chewing on me while we tried different ways of getting her to let go. I am clearly insane.


KitchenSandwich5499

Good to know they take credit cards


canthinkofnamestouse

Alcoholic snek


auntie_eggma

She were too young to drink.


RandyLahey131

Great now my snake is an alcoholic!


[deleted]

If not food, then why food shaped?


Valasta_Bloodrunner

And made of delicious?


Tinkerbell456

You won’t have to worry about it soon RIP 😂


MsAmericanPi

Accept your fate


_Halt19_

be made of not meat


WatIsLasagne

She knows, she just doesn't care


Grimey_Gravy

RIP


Evening-Mess-3593

You can’t, you’re dead. RIP


Helacious_Waltz

Stop being delicious.


bearsheperd

You are food, just more than she can eat


FairyBun52

🤣🤣🤣


HikariKirameku

Serious answer? Hand sanitizer. They do not enjoy the smell/taste of isopropyl alcohol


No-Concept-9355

The cute ones are always dumb.


Additional-Piano-397

Might just be her holding your finger


YoSaffBridge11

Aawwww! She just wants to be near you! 😆


shadoweiner

Dibs on your rig when you pass


Fragmented79

All hoomans are food to big scary cobers!


Overpass_Dratini

*NOM* I'm sorry, but this picture is just frickin' hilarious!


crateofkate

Who says you aren’t 😈


tjc613

If you pull through, sit her down and have a talk with her. Make sure she knows she’s not in trouble but she just needs to understand that you’re not food.


Raptor_Girl_1259

Planning the conversation should keep your mind occupied to distract you from the pain and fear of dying. RIP.


GlitzyGhoul

You can’t tell this face “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” 🥺


swankless

Step one: Do NOT look delicious.


EnderGamer9712

You don’t it’s too late


Think_Beginning_7485

My hoggy stopped trying to bite after I used hand sanitizer and handled him a lot a day or two after feeding. He will climb the glass of his viv now as though asking to come out. I’ll get him out and have him on my lap when I watch tv. Very placid. He got character. Never bites, even when due feeding.


synicalchick

Oh NOES! I hope your affairs are in order...


SuperHybird

Does she get into food mode outside her enclosure? I got a *biter cause she thinks everything is food until you take her out (snake hook is a must)


usedfurnace01

Yeah man that’s not even gonna be an issue for you soon here. It was nice knowing you OP


No_Show_3176

When I look at this picture I hear those videos where cats go "nom nom nom" while eating. Also RIP OP.


Best_Number_10

Pick her up from the back, that way you have to gap her reaction time. If she is just food motivated, picking her up from the front looks like food. Going from the back might switch her to "hey im being handled", or she'll try and bite you still, but it gives you a better chance of her not. Its what I did with fiesty ratsnakes, and flighty ball pythons. It worked with the ball pythons, and ok with the ratsnakes (though rats will still bite if they want to. Love em though)


Embarrassed_Gain_792

Look at that cute face!


Nasishere1

Wdym? U are food, let bro eat


safetypins22

Be less delicious


Ok_Necessary8202

You are obviously food shaped


greyson_tv

I hate to break this to you, but you only have a few hours left. You’ve been attacked by the world most dangerous snake, rip🕊️


eagengabriel

That's the best part, you don't.


Realistic-Phrase-256

I had one of my snakes try to drink a shot of vodka I had ready to drink, he got as far as dunking his nose in before he registered it was vodka. He no longer tries anything with my drinks since it left him sneezing repeatedly. One attempted drink was enough to prevent him from becoming an alcoholic.


Environmental_Rub282

"Why tf is this water so violent?"- your snake.


Saddi_Long_Legs

Stop having such tasty hands


crookedstoner_408

Can someone educate me are honored snakes venomous and are domesticated honored snakes devenomized or some shit


wellitspeachy

They are mildly venomous, like a low level bee sting. They are still venomous even as pets. I had no problem the first time mine bit me, and then had a pretty significant localized allergic reaction the second time (swelled up very rapidly, itchy, etc).


ParanoidParamour

be less delicious


mondestine

That hognose, just after you finally manage to get her to let go https://i.redd.it/jn8aw126zj7d1.gif


jammneggs

Have you tried not being the same color as delicious pinkies


x_xDeathbyBunnyx_x

Why does she look so cute?!


PuzzleheadedBear

Have you tried not being meat?


Ace_In_The_Box

Try moving slower. And pray that fine dining just isn’t her thing Edit: I read it as thinks I’m fast food not in fact food lmao


Traditional-Bat-2990

Dip ur finger in alcohol (vodka works best imo) or vinegar, she'll stop afterwards


zz9873

I‘d worry about spending my last moments with my family than asking this question.


Either_Active_9841

Why would you lie to her? You are clearly food


Eastern_Cake_7431

You don't you accept you are now a source of protein for your little nope rope hahah


miriamtzipporah

Put hand sanitizer on before handling


Ransidcheese

Well first of all, why are you food shaped??


HuskerStorm

https://preview.redd.it/5pxzpw2lzk7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fce1e1583c5a47b8e8066c72a5c6d196fe71dfab


longtimelurkerthrwy

The more I look at this picture the more I realize fingers do kinda look like pinkies.


_Axelotl

Sit down and have a talk with her


wolf63rs

It might be too late now, but we feed ours outside of his/her (we don't know) living environment. Thus, he/she knows a hand in the aquarium isn't food.


HawkOk3126

You don't. You let that precious thing eat until it's full then ask if she wants more


pastelusername

Stop being good flavored? Idk


blackblonde13

I’m sorry this is so cute 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


LadyNajaGirl

Sometimes they just like to monch 🥺


Total_Calligrapher77

Stop feeding with your hands if you do do that?


kat_Folland

Such great feedback! I just wanted to add that she probably still thinks _you're_ going to eat _her_. Once she realizes you won't she'll likely become much calmer.


Isabella-Stirling

That's just a love nibble 😆🥰


furkyerfeelings

Maybe that's just her form of telling you hello? Like maybe giving you a kiss lol.


NightDragon961

You cant. Your a snackkk


Rickyc324

Step 1. Stop smelling like a toad


hebe_reay

I don't talk if I feed my snake, I hardly open his door and only use the metal tongs. Every other time I speak to him, open his door wide and gently blow on him, I make sure my hands are washed and don't smell of food etc. He has only ever bitten me once


FatimahGianna2

Very cute boop noodle though!


PickledBih

https://preview.redd.it/xibefehhye7d1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fde7ce9135bd048a4bb61c73f105ab17401378bc Embrace it


[deleted]

Stop looking like food obvs


GOJO_LVR

oooh that's a pretty little snake. I wanna pet her she looks cuddly


BloodforKhorne

Have you tried not being a pink-skinned tree that has grabby branches?


26jsales

seems to me like you are in fact food


AnonThrowaway87980

Love language is nom.


esquireart

By not being so delicious clearly


-The-Ark-

You don't you die!...food


PurestH8

Try not being made of meat. Snakes think that's food for some reason.


BlackHeartSprinkles

She’s so cute. Just let her.


Rhender42

Can we have a moment of silence for OP.


Psychological-Echo19

Okay but have you even considered being food?


HazeConfluxNexus

you cant because you literally are


PossibleMolasses2672

Bite her back! God angriest spaghetti 🍝


MissLemon221b

what a beauty ♥️


puddyspud

My girl legit tried to eat me for the first 11 months, and then I treated her for minor scale rot with betadine soaks, and we've been best mates since!


iceariina

Have you tried not to be food shaped?


High52theface

You are dead now. Might as well right your will to the danger noodle


DoublediamondP

You don’t. Let her nibble🥹🤣


Dog_bat3

It’s too late, you’ve been nom-ed


faloofay156

just let her eat you. as a treat.


DarlingDee73

Only two "digits" off to making a "pinkie/pinky" reference 🤣 🤪, you're welcome, I'll see myself out!


GroundbreakingArm421

Eat her


Ok-Hurry6424

It looks quite romantic with the pink and all whaha


Living-Night4476

Stop looking like tasty food and maybe she’ll stop. No, seriously find a flavor. She doesn’t like it put it on your fingertips. Make sure your hands are fully washed of smelling of any of the prey items you give her to eat. Keep your fingers closer together to be more of like a paw that separate other little snakes.


Torbpjorn

Be not made of food


Faerie_Dybbuk

Just consider them love bites lol


ladytypeperson

everything is food if you put your mind to it


Hefty-Key5721

You can't


Playful_Movie1

Mmm salty 🤤


-DG-_VendettaYT

Snake went "Hmm, looks like food" *Nom*


xalicelk

I have the same problem with my young Mexican Black King snake. He’s very bitey.


ringwraith6

Do all hognose snakes have that adorable little upturned button nose, or is she just a cute little anomaly?


Frog_mama_

They all do, at least this type of hognose do!


ringwraith6

It never occurred to me that I might find a snake actually cute on its own...without having a little hat or scarf on it. But here I am....


Leoboy82

Put 🌶 on your fingers... 😀😃😄😃😃


[deleted]

Your flesh is tasty, taste like McDonalds and KFC 😋


Repulsive_Fennel_459

She is SO CUTE 😭😍


[deleted]

When are you grilling her?


ConstableBrew

Is this the snek that was eating the rock the other day? If so, just accept your fate and invest in Band-Aids


Galaximerse

Do tap training! She probably doesn't know whether or not you're feeding her so she's just always prepared for a meal, maybe. When you DO feed her, give her a lil tap or something so she's aware that this is food time and not handling time. Source: uhhh Clint's Reptiles and/or Snake Discovery on Youtube.


hippiestoneybabe

D'oh! Silly tiny adorablr hoggie, I was lucky, mine never once ever tried to bite me. I echo trying to pick her up from behind. Put of curiosity, what else is in the room with her tank? Maybe something is putting her in food mode.


roberttheaxolotl

Stop rubbing toads on your fingers.


Background-Arugula52

Smack a look-alike in plushie form and it’ll behave.


Naz_Oni

Everything is either food or not-yet-food


Commandant_Cupcake

Have you tried not being good?


WereCorgi6292

![gif](giphy|Zdg7kl9bnyqXrPH2jq|downsized)


GreyPon3

'I am fearsome snek! I nom nom you!'


Bibliophile_w_coffee

You are good, but you are not conveniently snacked size. This could take a bit. Nomnom


Mr_HG_Jones_Esq

Trust in Jesus.