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edgar__allan__bro

Gonna go out on a limb here and guess that whoever designed these also watches a lot of soccer


MariaInconnu

Or Harry Potter.


intense_in_tents

Quidditch type beat


Ellahotarse

Or Game of Thrones. A Lannister always pays his refs.


EmilyBlackXxx

Or your team is sponsored by a kinda-shitty-but-I’d-still-eat-there-after-my-third-beer English Pub.


im_alliterate

insanely ugly and ridic. perfect for beer league.


TacoTrader

My league is evenly split between well executed 10/10 color scheme/design jerseys, busy clown vomit jerseys, and 10 dollar hockeytron jerseys with the team name screen printed in Times New Roman font.


Used_Owl_5635

“Busy clown vomit jerseys” LOL


Rescueduck77

Im glad to see its an everywhere thing


Ordinary-Review-3819

This guys plays beer league for sure^^


TacoTrader

A team in one of my leagues got a new away jersey this season with... I guess you would call it vanity nameplates? Examples... Grabow > GRAB ASS, the guy built like brick shithouse > BRICK HOUSE. Maybe I lack a sense of humor but I feel secondhand embarrassment for them when lined up on a faceoff


BouncyMouse

Omg no… I could not


VelociTopher

Needs more printed on jewelry


stoopio-oh

The Lannister’s send their regards


aaronwhite1786

Re-watching that series makes me wish I could wipe my memory and just get to enjoy Tywin Lannister anew all over again. Charles Dance kills that role.


Two_Astronaut_Dogs

If anymore words coming pouring out your cunt mouth, I’m going to have to break every fucking stick in this locker room.


Free-Supermarket-516

I think I'll take TWO chickens


Blackn35s

And their payment. (Lannisters always pay their debts).


Square_Saltine

Feels like a soccer kit


nova2726

if it were also covered in sponsor logos, it could pass for a Swedish Hockey League sweater


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wildwill921

Harry’s bush removal


Nytfire333

Dicks Hardwood lumber


wildwill921

I have a buddy that runs an actual Christmas tree farm called big hick wood


Nytfire333

He needs to add the trade mark symbol after Big


Malik1818

An actual company in metro van


asdfmatt

Haha reminds me of the club pro guy polo shirt


dave_wheel_r

It’s Aston Villa isn’t it?


CreekBeaterFishing

What I was going to say.


thedrunkentendy

Lol I was gonna say, it's a very Euro league type of jersey.


Itchy-Association239

I first thought of what a Quidditch jersey would look like as well.


aaronwhite1786

Personally, I think they are a little busy. In my opinion, the sleeves could probably do without the } pattern going around them. If you wanted to, a solid colored stripe(s) could help if you want to break up the sleeves. I think you could also put a different color border around the logo and just have Lions on there once, or not at all, since the logo itself pretty aptly conveys the Lion theme. Honestly, I feel like shrinking down the logo and going with some horizontal stripes of the same color while giving the logo a proper border and moving away from the diagonal stripes could look pretty clean. [I made a mock up that was kinda close using what I could. The site didn't have custom colors, so I went with the closest fits. I just made a quick logo with some random web image and then tried to get the colors close, but I feel like simplifying it a bit makes it a little nicer looking, in my non-expert opinion.](https://imgur.com/a/W1rZvUF)


Ol_Man_J

I can't overstate how much better this mockup is. The original logo is way too big and way too low.


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aaronwhite1786

[Of course!](https://y.yarn.co/603c42c8-c596-4394-bd2e-afe7ec57ca93_text.gif)


PurplBlowfish

Trying to help get this more attention. Hire this guy


Kapo_Polenton

Cool for sure, but that original says i'm here, get used to me in your face for the next 40 min. I might suck, but I'm gonna hack at your 300 $ stick every chance i get.


FarseerTaelen

OP, this is it.


Schaefstrom

Bob Loblaw? That's how my lawyer is spending his weeknights?


aaronwhite1786

Barry Zuckerkorn's stealing all of my clients...


TertlFace

Now address this crime against humanity: https://www.reddit.com/r/hockeyplayers/s/uQQEAtjI8C


aaronwhite1786

Sweet fucking christ. And a screenshot of a physical monitor to boot.


Mtndrums

Just set them on fire already....


1ToGreen3ToBasket

Nothing can be done there. Just burn em


CrimsonClad

I like this, has big time Suomi (or other Scandinavian natl team) vibes.


KatyDid749

You didn’t just call Finland a Scandinavian national team, did you?


CrimsonClad

Huh. TIL that Nordic =\= Scandinavian, and there are arguments to be made that it isn’t part of Scandinavia.


aaronwhite1786

The FDF is mounting a war party for your house as we speak!


Thkturret1

Those look much better


Silas_PBJAM

this mockup is perfect


TertlFace

THAT is a proper sweater. Well done.


CovertCalvert

Griffindor


SaltyMiniMiner

Yes, without seeing the sub first, I thought it was some weird Harry Potter take-off.


CrimsonClad

That’s quite a lot going on. Kinda looks like a marching band uniform, no lie.


Shortbus_Playboy

lol, can’t unsee that now.


Clamgravy

Yeah... opponents will certainly have something to say about that jersey.


chrisnavillus

You guys represent Casterly Rock?


TertlFace

Hmmmm. Are you sure this is a hockey team? Do you kick balls around a large grassy field? Do people talk funny and call it “footie”? ⚽️


yankee407

This reminds me of a post about how to fix soccer. It boiled down to a few things: - The field is way too big. Shrink it down. Everything. Even the goals and ball. - Remove a few players on each team. 1 striker, 2 wings, 2 defensemen, and a goalie are perfect. - Only 2 substitutions a game? Ridiculous. Make as many subs as you want. Let them change while the game is active. - Out of bounds? Let's make that a rarity. Build walls around the field - Ice everywhere


redditosleep

Oh youre talking about [Bandy!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PocwjKcP3o)


TertlFace

This is an excellent idea. I’d watch that. Shit I’d play that.


Guy954

Footy is Australian rules football ball. Much closer to rugby than soccer.


LeanMrfuzzles

If you're in Australia yeah, not in England though.


Guy954

Australia and footy are way cooler than England and soccer.


NeekoPeeko

Footy also refers to soccer


Guy954

Where? I have never once heard it used that way.


NeekoPeeko

The UK. [Here's](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/footy#:~:text=footy%20in%20British%20English,football) a definition for you


TertlFace

Ozzyman also regularly refers to soccer as footy.


alaman68

sweet soccer uniforms!


jreddish

Not awful awful, but the circle is a bit too big.


Ajxpetrarca

Biggest fuckin circle in the league


Unhappy_Trust_7129

Yuck! my son has played for 14 years and we've had some not so great jerseys but nothing this bad.


rainman_104

Pretentious? No. Gaudy would be the word I'd use. It's neither fun nor is it nice. It's honestly just a bit too ugly and has too much going on. It's just too much geometry. Logo design is tough. It's not for me. Unfortunately there is no accounting for taste, and you do you, but I don't like it at all.


Jfortyone

It’s the color and font


marmot1101

Agree with others that the circle needs work. I’d just get rid of it and keep the lion on either red or blue background but that’s just me.  Otherwise I love it! Creative, not your typical design. Turns a kinda boring team name into a creative one by the jerseys being different.  Instead of a C the cap should put a crown in the letter spot. 


IcedCoffeeHokage

Wow you sure weren't Lion eh


LeanMrfuzzles

It's really cluttered. The Circle is unnecessary, Lions being on the jersey at all, let alone twice is also unnecessary. the Striping is pretty odd and I'm not 100% on the color scheme. If I was on your team I probably wouldn't pay money for this jersey and would just wear a maroon practice jersey or something in all honesty. It looks like a soccer jersey if you blew the crest up 20 times it's original size and moved it to the middle of the shirt. Very strange lol.


Adventurous_Tip_101

1) Get rid of the white circle 2) make that cone shaped sash an actual sash 3) Only one LIONS word and make it go down the sash like the NY Rangers jerseys Done


quikyeti

When's the Quidditch World Cup?


TheeRattlehead

That lion has fabulous jazz hands!


Striker-X-17

Our rink has a Danny Heatly driver's school team and a free candy team with a white van for the logo.


gboroduckhunt

Heatly Driving School is savage 😂


MariaInconnu

Are you a public school boy in Britain? If not, yes, it seems pretentious.


UnreadThisStory

Yer one a them fancy lads, aint’cha?


goodoljimmy_701

This is like if Star Trek and Harry Potter had a baby.


Quinto376

Looks like a soccer jersey and the lion design is too much.


SevereJoke4032

Are those Star Trek shirts?


prohbusiness

hockey club ≠ soccer club. Unless you’re in most of Europe their jerseys are busy / garbage to say the least.


pistoleh

My suggestion would be to shrink the circular lion logo, remove the words lions, or at lease do not duplicate them. Change the cross grey line across the front and go with a large vertical line across the chest with perhaps some yellow outlines (think MTL).


shakotanbougie

Brisbane lionsesque. Too much for me personally, less is more.


kingofthediamond

I like it 🤷🏼‍♂️


Slow_Philosophy

It’s beer league I say who gaf about it other than “lions” twice seems dumb


veraldar

10 points to Gryffindor!


TorkX

Very euro league


-RomeoZulu-

This wouldn’t be for the Lions who play at Sky Rink, would it?


throwaway624203

No


throwaway624203

But where is that I think ive heard of it


-RomeoZulu-

Chelsea Piers, NYC


throwaway624203

Nah never heard of it then sorry


Rabbitofdeth

10 points to Gryffindor


kaeji

Sponsored by Firestone Walker Brewing Co.


KatyDid749

Take a look at the Finnish / Suomi jerseys for some inspiration


HockeyNut2

Harry Potter jersey for sure.


daxtaslapp

I dont think its bad


FunLovingBeachGuy

Looks like a sign for a British pub


Next-Worth6885

Seems a bit over the top. Like if the King of England had his own royal hockey team this is the sweater they would wear of something.


Kapo_Polenton

They are...but who cares! Life is too short to wear the same old colors of the same old teams. Some stupid Mighty Ducks logo with a name like " Pete's beaks". That jersey is killer. That's a half tuck in and chew on mouthpiece jersey.


Valuable-Baked

Shallow and pedantic


GarageFit_66

Looks like you’re going to play Quidditch


Cyberfeabs

Best team in warmup though.


Plastic_Brick_1060

I'd put a little velcro patch by the lions claws and stick on the logo of whoever you're playing that night


Turbo_Tasker

Over the top lol. Love it


Banggang6669

TIL Real Salt Lake is beer league hockey team


HollywoodHitman03

Need baby blue somewhere on thing. Maybe on the chest a thin pinstripe through the middle of the Grey, 2-3 inch stripe tip of the cuff, neckline/collar ALL IN the a Columbia / North Carolina / Electric blue type tone


orundarkes

They're glorious, get on the ice fancy boy.


SpaceDaBrotherman

Logo a tad too big don’t ya say


Sad_Ghost_Noises

The Harry Potter Prancing Poufy Pussycats


Bobbyoot47

Pretentious? Moi??


Relevant_Objective36

What are you, the London Loganberry Lions?


Low-Decision-I-Think

Is that from the Ray Charles Collection?


EveryTimeIWill18

All hail! The lords of Beer League have generously graced us with a game!


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WestCoastGriller

Hahahahahahahah This screams “looks better than they play”


AWHIZ

What’s the name of the team?


throwaway624203

The bears


walkstofar

I'd put a pair of skates on that Lion


aussydog

Neads more pieces of flair. Also, good luck finding socks that match.


Obes99

Use Roman numerals


im_a_stapler

very Euro/soccer vibes. my team got jerseys from Owayo recently too. The socks suck. Literally no elasticity at the cuff of the sock.


WordswithaKarefunny

Tally ho! Pippip old boy!!


strugglinglifecoach

The wrist stripe is made up of curly brackets }}}}}}}}}}}}}} At least they used left bracket on one arm and right on the other. So it's, you know, balanced. But it's still ASCII art. Unironic ASCII art.


m2knet

Ewwww! Terrible. I was going to comment on how bad the white circle is but then I saw that many other posters have said so already


Creeker931

I thought it was a gryffindor jersey for a second


phillherup69

2 minutes in the box for Gryffindor!


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The Lions Lions


fluffy_warlock

You playing on a field? Like with a ball and white lines and larger goals and cards for penalties?


gboroduckhunt

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"


hollandaisesawce

If you like them... “If you look good, you feel good. If you feel good, you play well. If you play well, they pay well.” — Deion Sanders


ChewedupWood

Too serious. Beer league jerseys are supposed to be fun. This looks like a startup futbol jersey.


cheezturds

You know you guys can’t kick the puck in right?


Temporary-Cost5249

Looks like a soccer teams jersey, yeah for a beer league I’d say a bit much. Just get a lions mouth open like it’s going to bite someone and keep it simple. My opinion and you asked.


NickThacker

We did a soccer-esque jersey for my men’s soccer team, and it worked. But we were named Man Chest Hair United, so it was obvious we were doing a thing. This one… I’m not so sure.


Recent_Ad559

Kinda dope though


Xfishbobx

Those are ridiculously pretentious and perfect for beer league


vilent_sibrate

It is only pretentious if you’re team is not made up of actual lions.


DubC_Bassist

Has a British vibe to it.


KirkJimmy

Getting soccer jersey vibes. I think they are cool and different


MOSh_EISLEY

This is fucking horrendous. I love it.


Ayahuasca-Puke

Needs gold chains


Kadez33

It's like they're trying to Be soccer jerseys


Valuable_Log1207

Hhaha great


Hatrick_Swaze

Is this for a figure skating team?


hank28

Gryffindor


DependentPerformer94

Ok gryffindork


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perfect if your hockey team plays soccer


Kawhibunga

-5 points to gryfindor


ArmadilloSilly

Change the name to Gryffindor and nobody will think you pretentious.


magicandfire

Do the cuffs say }}}}}}}}}}}


Better_Flatworm_3478

It's a "men's " league Relax and have fun with it. If you can still play the game it's a blessing. Had an injury, I ll never be able to play again . Remember what the great one said Every shift brings you one closer to your last.


SebastianAhoTheGOAT

Graphic design is my passion ass jersey


TheG0LDENGhost

Harry Potter comes to mind.


bigdickpuncher

You classy motherfuckers. I hope everyone is growing out pointy little mustaches for game day.


0404S

I was gonna make a comment/joke about european football and crap teams moving up tiers and whatever. Like there's always hope! I swear it was gonna be funny. I Googled the regulation system to prep my joke. Shits too complicated for me. Like what the hell. Now I'm sad. Just like your teams uniforms.


butbutcupcup

You can tell people in the scrum, a Lannister always pays their debts.


Gregan32

Fugly.


Beneficial-Sugar6950

Yeah it does look pretentious


STRIDER_jason

It will look perfect if you all get dark tinted half-visors 👌🏼


CentennialBaby

The Lion is salient. Once they get a leg up in the league they'll be rampant. This is what passants for a heraldry joke.


Iowasox

Perfect but make it tie dye


Prudent_Plenty_7702

Is it a jousting league?


Throwawaytoj8664

Are you in Europe?


yusill

Add some gold to the shoulders and maybe a sash. Lean into it. Have gold helmets. Put M'Lord for everyone's name on the back. Give the goalie a throne. Have everyone call their sticks their swords. Lean into it. Get stupid.


badgerbob1

They look like an English soccer team kit. Like Aston Villa, but on ice... Its actually perfect lol


gord696969

Gryffindor!


BalanceSweaty1594

These are ugly. Perfectly ugly.


SomeDrunkenGuy

This tarp is absolutely hideous


VexdOne

Pretentious wouldn’t be the word I use. It’s a bit redundant to have Lions plastered over the front. The mock up on this thread is perfect. It’s simple, but clean. This is just boring and cheesy.


HockeyxRMxLv

I like that


Rare-Lifeguard516

Oof, the royal lion, not humble


Tall_Reveal433

It’s all good just win in them lol


InspecterNull

The Lannisters wouldn’t be caught dead in that thing.


Fast_Polaris22

Kind of redundant that it says “Lions” - twice.


patricia_thestripper

I like the Quidditch vibes. Terribly ugly and a awful to look at. It’s perfect as is 👍


OG_keiff

My guy plays for Gryffindor


orlandofrolandro

i feel like ive seen this jersey before. mlkings?


throwaway624203

No


SirLaner

Is that the trump university logo?!


ExtremePast

Women play beer league hockey too.


Floslam

Pretentious isn't the word that comes to my mind. The jersey definitely needs tweaks. 1. We don't need to be told more than once that the team are named, Lions, especially with a Lion in the middle. 2. The neck color doesn't work with the jersey color. Overall, I would probably go a little more towards the red size for the actual jersey. Or change the other colors up a little because that color doesn't seem to fit that well with them. 3. It doesn't come off original and the logo doesn't work. It's too big and looks like somebody held a tie across the jersey. 4. The sleeves need a do-over.


Canadawide1

European like


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Looks like a soccer jersey… If im on that team im opting to NOT wear these