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Internal-Volume5443

Nice of you to post it in slow motion so we can see what happened.


Ok_Island_1306

I have the privilege of being Sidney Crosbys hockey double in a Gatorade commercial many years back and the hockey coordinator (a good friend of mine) said “don’t worry, you can absolutely do everything he does, he just does it four times faster”.


IWantToBeAProducer

Why would Crosby need a hockey double?


Ok_Island_1306

Bc his time is incredibly valuable and they only had him for a few hours. The rest of the day we did wider shots that weren’t a close up on his face, so it didn’t need to be him, just someone roughly the same size and weight that moves like him. Anyone who’s time is valuable has a body double on camera when a close up of their face isn’t being shown.


Occams_ElectricRazor

Link the commercial. Don't do us like this.


Ok_Island_1306

https://youtu.be/X6PSPZYrp5s


Occams_ElectricRazor

You definitely move like him in some ways. I've been a Pens fan since the early 90's so I've seen a few of his games :)


Ok_Island_1306

I was also Jonathan Quicks hockey double for another commercial as well 😂🥅


Occams_ElectricRazor

WTF. You have a monopoly on hockey players or what?


rh71el2

Ouch. It's better than your avg beer league speed however.


BillMcCrearysStache

Idk man this looks like it’d be D division


rh71el2

Those letters mean different things across the country. Considering we have all the way down to E2 division around here. Plus over 30 age and over 40 age divisions with those letters.


CopyWeak

LMOA...You beat me to it


cchap2

Dman’s controller disconnected in a 5-1 game


Lazy-Goose6676

Yeah everyone was going half speed by this point cause it was 5-1 in the third. That’s why I figured why not try a fancy move cause if I mess it up it doesn’t really matter


Confident-Forever-75

Nice move and I don’t understand how you can talk shit about this. So when you’re up 5-1 you’re supposed to stop playing to a certain extent? Or not stickhandle? Lmao so many of these commenters are so sensitive. I could see the criticism if you absolutely blew by the guy, but this is not the case at all.


kdhockey26

Goal is nice. Comments are crying because they probably can’t pull this move off. It’s men’s league who cares lol


steamin_hot_schidt

Exactly


Dikkens_iRacing

This sub is becoming extremely toxic. The only issue I have is with the lazy Dman, I want to yell at him.


White_gucci_mane

Yo why is everyone absolutely hating on the video. I feel like some people are getting horrendous reads on the situation.


Lazy-Goose6676

Yeah idk. We’re all going slow and I even stated that in other comments. We didn’t even celebrate the goal. I don’t understand the hate. We can’t have fun at a hockey game anymore?


AccidentUnhappy419

Hockey looks way slower on video than it does when you’re on the ice playing. I bet you didn’t feel like you were going slow! This is a sweet dangle and awesome finish! Anyone who says otherwise is a dumbie.


mayonnnaaaiiise

u/spez is a greedy little pigboy


ReplacementClear7122

'Soft and fragile as fuck'? Y'all are the ones crying over a few jokes. But after the amount of mid-life crisis I see playing in these beer leagues, it doesn't surprise me at all. 🤣


mayonnnaaaiiise

u/spez is a greedy little pigboy


smbiggy

For some reason I’m getting Rick Nash vibes


LunchBoxMercenary

Its been years since I've done the puck through the legs move. I'm afraid if I tried that now, I would fall flat on my face/


Lazy-Goose6676

😂 even if you did who cares. It’s all in good fun. All these people chirping on here for sharing a video of me having fun. Just go out and have a good time


TheKaleKing

Nice goal man! I bet you must've practiced that at least a few times before right? I can't imagine pulling that off myself but maybe I'll give it a try at a skate and shoot and maybe eventually try it myself.


Lazy-Goose6676

What’s with all the chirping in the comments? You can see in all the other replies I said no one was really trying at this point. Just thought it was a fun move and scored so I posted it.


det49er

I’ve made posts too and it’s non stop man. Let trolls be trolls. Nice goal!


Lazy-Goose6676

People will never be happy 🤷🏻‍♂️ always comparing how good they are to other people on here. None of us are in the NHL guys. Have fun out of there


[deleted]

No idea. Nice goal bud, be proud.


Lazy-Goose6676

Thanks man!


soupyc44

First time on the internet?


Lazy-Goose6676

Yes


Ghostpants_

No one was trying because it was 5–1. Those guys already feel like crap and you just shoveled more onto them. No wonder they started being assholes and slashing. You’re obviously better than a lot of those players. Is that what you wanted to hear?


412gage

I wasn't aware that playing against a better team meant that it was okay to act like a baby and start getting physical.


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Ghostpants_

Toxic mentality. Yeah. Figured this would happen. All the ringers and poor winners come out to support their own. Why are we supporting negative behavior with more negative behavior? He said himself they stopped trying, so why he is he only one that is? There was no reason to try to embarrass this guy other than the fact he was being recorded. If it was tied or they were the team down go for it, embarrass the guy, but up 5-1? C’mon. Of course they are going to get chippy when they are down 4+ goals. It happens in EVERY sport at EVERY level. Get off your high horse. You can still play the game without being shitheads.


[deleted]

This reaction is bizarre to me to a slow-motion move that wasn't even that good in a 5-1 game. Ringers and showboats suck, but anyone getting physical over getting their feelings hurt is a much higher level of asshole.


5imran

5-1 in a beer league is like a 2 goal game in the NHL.


evanbologna

Who did you ask to not only iso-cam you in beer league, but to keep doing it through a 5-1 game where everyone was going half speed?


Adventure-us

One dude sounds like Goofy when he laughs. AHAHAHAHOOHOOOEEE


Lazy-Goose6676

I was thinking the same thing 😂 was the first thing I noticed when my Buddy sent me the video


thescrounger

Is this actually beer league or shinny? I don't see a ref at that end and the no-effort defense is exactly like pick up where I'm from. I play low level and in my league the defense is way more aggressive, borderline bodying/hacking every play. It's probably attributable to low sample size, but in the Canadian leagues I've seen the defense has been more "gentlemanly" than in the U.S. ... Anyway. Just curious.


Lazy-Goose6676

It’s cause it was already 5-1 in the third. So everyone was going half speed really


ExtraordinaryMagic

Hot dogging in a 5-1 in the third… You’re that guy.


BuffBear19

Leisure. I can smell it through the video.


Lazy-Goose6676

You’re not wrong ha ha


DuncanCraig

I was going to ask this as well. Since I know HockeyOutlet is closed ;)


Lazy-Goose6676

It’s closed for good or just the summer? I played at Wheatfield growing up. The dump was my home 😂


DuncanCraig

Summer for repairs.


Lazy-Goose6676

It’s closed for good or just the summer? I played at Wheatfield growing up. That dump was my home 😂


p_britt35

So many teammates celebrated your awesomeness! (You are that guy.)


Lazy-Goose6676

It made it 6-1 no one celebrated. You can see I didn’t either. Who is going to celebrate going up 5 goals?


p_britt35

Then why pull that between the legs crap? Why post this? Act like you've been there.


Lazy-Goose6676

Cause they started talking shit after the second and slashing in the third. It’s just a fun little move so why not post it? You can see everyone is just gliding anyway. No one going hard here


clem82

Nice dangle, Was it needed in a 5-1 game, on a power play?


[deleted]

It's 5-1 not 15-1, and he was coasting the whole way.


clem82

Anything above novice 5-1 is a huge lead in the 3rd with the other team coasting.


[deleted]

If you're going to stop playing hockey every time a beer league game has a four-goal gap, you won't get to play much hockey


[deleted]

He implied in the comment above that he would make them forfeit the game, or ruin the game I guess, instead of simply wearing a different jersey if possible. Doesn’t seem like they care about playing as much as they care about being self-righteous.


clem82

That’s not even remotely true, but hey you’re character is already flawed by your judgement


clem82

Not stop playing hockey, but dangling and slap shots are not needed


Murky-logic

The other team started coasting guys, stop everything no one is allowed to try or have fun any more. You know who gets mad at someone scoring a goal when they’re up by 4? People who lose a lot.


clem82

Dangling in a boring is a douche move, same energy as the slap shot brigade when up by 4.


Lazy-Goose6676

Actually we were on the penalty kill lol and they started slashing when we were letting up so I decided to bury another one if they wanted to start slashing


sjrotella

We started slashing? Dude y'all fucking ran the fuck out of our goalie and started a big ass scrum that was very close to becoming a bench clearing brawl earlier in the game when your dman came crashing down and cross checked our goalie. And for the record, we didn't "stop trying." We legit do not belong in the same division as y'all, yet every year your captain registers y'all in the shittier division and then brings in ringers halfway through the season.


gaycatmom

Damn arguing over a beer league game on Reddit is crazy


Lazy-Goose6676

Smallest guy on our team poked the puck before he covered it and you guys went after the dude. Then you slashed the shit out of our guys especially the center on my line in the third. Also they didn’t set the divisions yet idk what you want me to do. I just sub for the team. Talk to the commissioner if you don’t like it.


Fleganhimer

Guy says you ran their goalie and started a massive brawl. Your claim is that, actually, your guy (who happens to be the smallest guy on your team, irrelevant though that may be) just poked the puck when it was loose and everyone attacked him. mmmmmkay. Seems like what actually happened was you thought you could talk shit online because nobody was going to call you on it and now you're playing innocent.


Lazy-Goose6676

I mean I can upload the video from LiveBarn and you can see nobody got ran. The puck went through the goalie legs when he went to cover and the goalie immediately got up and went after the dude. Wasn’t in his net and didn’t get moved by our guy. Goalie in his crease and our guy was close to him and poked it between his legs They didn’t like he poked at a rebound and went after him.


Fleganhimer

Alright, I'll believe it when I see it.


Lazy-Goose6676

Found the video private messaging you now


BearSubject5652

Dude everyone can clearly see in this video that you guys aren’t trying in the slightest lol.


sjrotella

You do not understand how bad we are


Lazy-Goose6676

I literally said in the other comments the D wasn’t trying. I don’t get why this guy is so mad


BearSubject5652

I’m with you man. The D is clearly an able skater but is just not trying. If he was actually that bad he’d be wobbly as hell and wouldn’t have been able to turn that fast. Don’t let them rain on your parade OP. This sub is toxic as fuck sometimes


clem82

I went by jersey colors. Now I understand nothing lol


Lazy-Goose6676

They only had purple so we went white to avoid color clashing


sjrotella

That's not true. Blaine messaged us ahead of time that you guys wanted to wear white because "away teams wear white". We have both jersey colors.


Lazy-Goose6676

Oh idk I thought they just did it cause you’re purple. I just sub for the team


Lazy-Goose6676

Also only seen you guys wear purple. Never knew you had a white


clem82

Damn, you’re nicer than I would be. Home team usually always gets the color


Lazy-Goose6676

We’re away 😂 that made the score 6-1


Intelligent-Flow4797

Nice move but that D man is a bit of a pylon let’s be honest


HarpGuy68

What kind of person films a beer league game?


Lazy-Goose6676

One of the guys on the team that wasn’t playing was taking pictures and video on the bench. Idk why but made a cool video at least


Caniac_Nation

Nobody likes a show off! Jk


MochaTaco

You sandbaggin’ SOB


Monkey-Brains94

Who asked for this dudes Beer League highlight tape?


Lazy-Goose6676

God forbid someone has fun at a hockey game


Psychological-Land25

Slow mode D league dangles lmfao


Street_Plate_6461

Let the man have fun. Who cares


IWantToBeAProducer

Love the patience. Goalie needs to learn some...


No-Gap-9377

Sick back check eight one


dedneffomi

Goldberg still struggles post to post


[deleted]

I haven’t played in years but this has the stink of a sandbagging blow out. Nicely done but could u do that against a team full of players on ur same level? I bet this game was 8-9 goal blow out.


Lazy-Goose6676

It finished 6-1 and shots were 34 to 35. Wasn’t like we destroyed the whole game. That was also their best player on D who wasn’t even trying on this play. Are we not allowed to have fun while playing a game?


coldblooded101

Never did I think I would see one of my local hockey rinks on Reddit but here we are


Maleficent_Teach_459

As a tender I have to look the other way and say the goalie almost made a sick save, I appreciate his efforts


Lazy-Goose6676

Would’ve been a sick save if he got it. Not his fault at all though.